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I feel like people kinda need to chill about epic. Like this is meant to be a fun musical adaptation, not the most accurate Homeric canon compliant thing ever. And- hot take here- you don’t have to be a damn literature professor to enjoy media. Yeah there are tons of kids on here that honestly have no clue about the themes of the story or which characters are good or bad, but that doesn’t automatically mean they’re racist or sexist or “defending sexual assault.” maybe they’re just. people who haven’t taken a literature analysis class because they’re 7th graders, and they see a hot evil white Guy and go “he’s my babygirl!” nothing wrong with that. They’re kids having fun. And I’m saying this as someone who relates to the story of the original Odyssey very deeply, and I write analysis of the morals characters in the story with regards to actual Ancient Greek customs and values for fun. leave the kids who are being just a little stupid about this story alone
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jeanjauthor · 10 months ago
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THIS, writers. Unless your characters are very wealthy (can pay people to be very industrious in growing, spinning, weaving, sewing on their behalf) or live in a post-textile-industrial-revolution world (aka modern/futuristic), they're not going to have that many clothes.
What they will have is protective outerwear. Aprons are a very real necessity for a lot of jobs, from cooking to blacksmithing and beyond.
Women wore aprons and housecoats into the 1940s and 1950s when doing cooking & cleaning because it was still a bit expensive to own a lot of clothes...so this is within 100 years. Within living memory for many folks.
Coveralls were created to protect clothing, and were handed out as uniforms by factories because the workers complained that their own clothes were getting damaged by their workplace. (Unions helped with this, strongly encouraging the companies doing the damage to their regular clothes to step up with replacement garments that could get damaged and then replaced by the company whose work was damaging them.)
Businesses started having their employees wear uniforms to make them look good and as a signature of their company (UPS brown, for example), but unless the design teams are idiots, those outfits are going to be stitched in ways that you can move easily & comfortably while doing your assigned tasks.
In corporate culture in Japan, the salarywomen are often given a uniform dress to wear, and I know of one business that held a work-slowdown because the way the sleeves of those dresses were cut and stitched, they literally couldn't bring their arms forward to type on their computers in a comfortable way. The company balked at replacing the uniforms, until a section manager agreed to let his female workers wear their own "office-dressy" clothes for a day...and productivity leaped forward by over 200%, literally because they could move their arms and position them comfortably.
Another example of those who effed it up are the officers' uniforms for the Germans during WWII, which were focused on looking fashionable--and they were!--but were horrible to don quickly, awkward wear in actual combat, etc, and it took them far too long to "drop trousers" to use the bushes in a swift, efficient, and safe manner. (Not saying they didn't deserve to be shot for supporting such an evil regime, but you should be able to go to the bathroom without worrying that it'll take you over a minute to put your clothes back together enough to run for cover in summer.)
Prior to the 1700s, servants in manor houses & noble estates often did not wear a uniform; they just wore whatever they had, and depended on aprons and watchcoats and whatever to protect their clothes. Then it became a status symbol to put one's servants into uniforms, also known as livery. If you could afford to do that then, by gum-golly, you were wealthy, and people could literally see that you were wealthy!
As for those famous black maid's dresses with white aprons that every manga loves to draw? Black dye was still a bit expensive, but black hid most stains. White aprons were protective, and were to be changed out frequently...and it was far easier to bleach cloth than it was to dye it black, plus the stark contrast was very eye-catching, and since the aprons could be swapped out frequently (very small amount of cloth compared to a whole dress), the fact that your maidstaff were wearing clean aprons was another sign of how wealthy you were, rather than just making the maid wear the apron all day long, progressively getting dirtier and dirtier.
With all this said, how valuable clothing was also affected how armies moved. Throughout most of recorded history, armies were composed primarily of men...but there were almost always 2 categories of women who followed them on the campaign trail. One, of course, was sex workers (for obvious reasons), but the other was Laundresses...and the laundresses would be ransomed first, ahead of the sex workers, if captured by enemy forces. (Not all were women by any means, btw, but the majority were, so I stuck with that gender.)
They worked hard to get the clothing clean, helped with getting leather armor clean, and provided other grooming services such as lice-combing. "But Jean, why would getting the soldiers' clothing clean be that important?" Dudes, dudes, my dudes...if you need to take a piss or a shit, combat will not stop for you. Peristalsis will happen mid-sword-swing. This was one of the sources of "deadly infections killed many of the fighters who went to war," and laundresses literally cleaned that shit up.
When you're a warrior in an army, marching off through the forests of Gaul, you can only carry so many spare sets of clothes because you're also carrying your armor, your weapons, and your rations, etc, etc. You will want to take care of your clothes, because you don't have many replacements, and you won't get many replacements.
So, writers, when you're writing about pre-industrialized cultures...go easy on how many clothes people own. Also realize that accessorizing can make an old outfit look new, which includes small parts of the clothing that can be swapped out for other pieces in a mix-and-match style.
...One last note:
The most expensive, time-consuming part of building a Norse ship to go a-viking on wasn't the actual ship, which took many men 2+ years to craft. It was the sails, which took many people, males and females, 3+ years to spin and weave and stitch together. There are literal stories of brash sailors robbing other norsemen of their sails because thieving it was faster & easier. (It also explains a lot of the fury of certain blood feuds between clans & holdings, if you think about it.)
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@lingerie_addict has a really cool thread on ancient fashion over on twitter.
Those source links are here
cambridge.org
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ucl.ac.uk
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shadowknight465 · 4 years ago
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Sons of the Moon
Is the warlock is evil as the legend said? If so then why do those things so that he can make my scythe?
Nightmare thought quietly while taking Dream to a road trip. He stop in surprise when he heard the cries of horses. He slowly turn his head to the sound, and saw the monstrous snail. "Moon,... you're being more quieter than usual; is something wrong?" Dream asked. "Lou Carcolh." Nightmare whispers. "Really? Let me see." Dream whispers as quietly as he could in excitement. The twins look the creature in awe. Both deciding they should camp here for tonight. Nightmare grab necessary items so they can make a smokeless fire. While Dream hunted a few animals and gather some berries. After they were done they went to hunt the largest bear they could, and use it's skin for a bed; while it's paws for pillows. Because they knew the creature takes life from any valley it could, they decide to camp in a cave. "Bonne nuit, lunaire." Dream whispers, as he is frightened by the desperate cries of the equestrians. "Bonne nuit, peu de soleil." Nightmare reply back. The dreams he had weren't as pleasant as he thought it would be. He keeps seeing so many people that reminded him of Dream turning into fire elemental-spider-like entities. He struggled to try to control his dreams when he woke up. Seeing Dream paralyzed, while looking sick to his stomach. "Is something wrong Dream?" Nightmare whispered. "I-I saw her.." Dream mutter under his breath. "Who?" Nightmare asked. "Les Lavandière..." Dream replied. "What?"
"I woke up feeling really thirsty and decided to take a drink from the river, and that's when I saw her..." Nightmare try to analyze the situation. "Who's clothes was she washing?" Nightmare asked firmly. Dream's eyes widen. "I only saw her eyes before she screamed." Realizing he forgot that one simple thing to do whenever he sees a ghost like her. "I'm sorry-"
"You're just terrified so don't be." Nightmare reminded him. The brothers comfort each other until they fall asleep on each other's arms.
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"Dream, The croissants are ready." Nightmare call his brother. No answer. "Dream?" Nightmare called out again while removing his apron. He then heard some laughing, and followed the sound of leaves shaking. Seeing a few of his bullies, and Dream on top of a tree. "DAYDREAMER! GET YOUR HIPBONE BACK DOWN RIGHT NOW!" Nightmare yelled with a hint of worried in his voice.
"Daydreamer?" He overheard a bully. "Its what my brother calls me when I'm in deep trouble, or if he's worried." Dream answered. " Daydreamer." Nightmare calls again. "I got to go, see ya." Dream told everyone goodbye. "Is something wrong?" Dream walk towards him. "Breakfast." Nightmare answered. Dream got confused there's only remembers he skipped breakfast. " OH! Breakfast; what are we having?" Dream asked. "Croissants; with a new recipe." Nightmare replied as they went back. Dream took a look at the croissants, and noticed some brown stuff. "Cinnamon?" Dream asked. Nightmare shook his skull as he began eating. Dream took a bite. "Chocolate."
Nightmare nodded. As the twins were eating, Dream say something that was almost out of his character. "You know sometimes I think these chocolate croissant you made remind me at the moon."
"Because of the crescent shape?" Nightmare guessed. "That and itself."
"Hmm?"
"On the outside the moon may seem beautiful, yet plain; but if you break them you can see some dark secrets it's been hiding." Dream explains. Not knowing it made Nightmare feel guilty about giving him a amnesia spell. Plus some worrying? Maybe he's just over analyzing. "Moon, are you ok?" Dream snapped out Nightmare's thoughts. "Y-Yeah just doze off for a bit." Nightmare reply." Then again, Dream did beg Nightmare to give him that amnesia spell since no one else can do it for some reason. "Before I forget. A friend of mine is going to labor, and she asked me to see her baby, and the trip is a day away from here, plus 10 by catching up to do; so you think you can take care of the tree on your own?" Dream asked. Nightmare nodded. Knowing this is a perfect opportunity to go out at night without being question. "Sure. Just grab what you need, and I'll give you a navigation book. This time with guides." Nightmare replies. " I am not going to go till tomorrow, so I think I have some time for us to have a conversation." Dream said.
Nightmare thought about the 200 year old urban legend. How is scared of him and Dream at the same time, yet none of them said their thoughts about it.
"Remember that 200 year old urban legend? With the half demon half heroes being massacred?" Nightmare started the conversation. His first time doing that actually. "It send me chills every time I think about it, why?"
"Well it's because I've been trying to find what gender is that moon demon character is. I mean I get that the moon demon is born a girl, yet she wants to be a boy so should we regress her or him as his/her preferred gender?" Nightmare dance around the truth while trying to see if Dream also sees Moon as a boy. Even if the Moon wasn't born one. "Thank God, you were also thinking about that." Dream expresses relief.
"I thought I was the only one who thought of about that." He later explains. He took a sip of his tea. "Personally I think we should address Moon as a boy. Because if it makes him uncomfortable being a dress as a girl, then address him as a boy." Nightmare smiles. "Do you remember the other eleven urban legends where the main character is basically suffering the same thing?"
"If those characters were still alive today I want to address them as what they want to be, and maybe try to get all of them to be your friends."
"Hm?"
Dream put his cup aside. "Do you remember the stories you tell me? All of them are basically outcast just like you are; so I thought birds of a feather flock together in a way?" Dream tries his hardest to explain.
"What about the girl that had a crush on Moon? Better yet all those people that seems to be their only friends?"
Nightmare asked. Both of them knowing full well that he was referring to all 11 urban legends embodiments of evil, being outcast, for them to be scapegoats.
Dream fell silent.
Did I upset him?"
Nightmare thought. "Dream?"
Dream woke up from his trance. "Sorry, it's just... all of them are extremely toxic, or abusive in some form to those poor scapegoats; and yet for some reason I see their reasonings while feeling connected to them-don't get me wrong I'm very angry about what they done to their friend. I just wish that they could've done better." Dream answered holding his cup hastily. Nightmare thought of the 11 victims, and wonder if they're all connected somehow until.
"EKK!" Dream yelled. Nightmare realized he was in a trance again, and ran went to see the problem. "What is it?" Nightmare asked. Dream pointed at a orange golden spider that's as big as his hand on his bed. Nightmare took a closer look at it to see what kind of spider is it, so he can be sure if it's venomous, or not. Surprisingly it's not the spiders he ever read about. Nightmare knew that he has to take a risk, but he needs more information. Nightmare walk towards, and cupped the spider with his hands. No reaction.
Maybe it's dead?
Nightmare use his thumbs to rub the spider's adamant, and felt a warm beating heart. He knows he'll look crazy in front of his brother, but it's worth a try.
"Hey little guy, what's wrong?" Nightmare asked while placing it down on a desktop. The spider makes a web with the words. "My friend needs help."
Nightmare took a seat along with Dream.
"Where is your friend?" Dream asked. Spider rearrange his web. "At the fountain the giants got him." The twins look each other, then remember the new fountain.
Nightmare grabbed the spider, and place it on his shoulder. Lucky for them the bullies got away. However they didn't expect an octopus to be spider's friend. The octopus was a pretty sight to behold. Purely black with cyan colors on both the shining pattern and underneath it's tentacles.
The twins took a strong look at each other, then back at the friends.
"Dream, I need you to grab the biggest bowl we have." Dream nodded, and came back with a big bowl of salt water. The two later found a river full of sea water, and placed the octopus there. With the spider crawling on top of it. Sitting itself down like a crown as they dragged themselves to the sea.
"Kind of reminds me of us." Dream said. Nightmare turn to him. "You the octopus, and me the spider." Dream explains. Nightmare roll his eye-lights as the two went home.
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Well, this is it.
Nightmare thought as he was about to leave his home. Nightmare walked out of the village, and ring the bell to grab a wagon. Not surprisingly when the wagon arrive. The carrier, and the passengers looked at him distastefully. Nightmare got on, and kept both his hands and his feet to himself feeling awkward every situation. He can feel the horrible whispers turned into judgmental eyes.
"Where do you want to go, demon?" The Carrier asked. "T-To the ruins of the celestial heroes."  Nightmare hastily answered. "Aren't celestial heroes part demon?" A passenger asked. "Why would you want to go there?" Another asked. "W-Well.. I wish to exercise the ruins. Even ghosts of demons need peace, right?" The others turned away. Nightmare felt like an idiot. The journey went on with an awkward silence until his stop. When he got off he noticed someone. However the little shadow disappeared into the ruins. He trying to catch up, but ended up losing it. He then heard a a owl's hoot follow by the sound of purrs. He look behind him, and saw the skeleton of a griffin purring at his legs. "Hey little girl what's your name?" He asked the Feline-Strigiform. Only to find a collar with a crescent moon, yet no name.
I guess, I could let the griffin follow me.
Nightmare took a deep breath as he walked towards that very ruins seeing a gallery of weapons with astrology signs in the carving on top of the room they were in. From the mercury bow and arrow to the Magic stuff of Pluto. Then he heard a voice. He turned and saw what could be a female ghost in the Mercury room crying. Nightmare then glance at the other rooms seeing more girls in their respected rooms. All have shown some parts of mutilation and hollow eyes. Their skin is like death it's self some were rotting with maggots and other bugs.
This must be the ghosts of the demons-heros.
He thought. He's not sure if he should feel happy or more scared when none of them said a word to him. Just staring. A few tried to look away from him. Because no one else is around and he's near the end of the hallway he felt like it's appropriate to talk a little.
"Are all of you really the ghosts of the demon-heros?"
"Yes?" One responded.
"Well let me just say.." Nightmare put his supplies down.
"You cunts got what do you deserved."
Then he heard the sound of giggling. Nightmare quickly turn around, and saw a young girl with purple yet Silveriest-white hair gradient, and the heaviest violet eyes he ever seen. Wearing a witch apprentice clothing. "You must be him." The girl said revealing her skeleton hands.
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Nightmare look at her hands, then back at her. "Pardon me if I'm rude, but who are you?"
The girl blush in embarrassment. "Right, I'm sorry. My name is Hecate." She said. "I am his apprentice. Though between you and me; he's more like a dad." Nightmare nodded. "Can you lead me the way?" Hecate blush again. "Why do I always forget?" He heard her whispering to herself. As they begin walking Nightmare felt like he needs more answers. "So how old are you when you started working for him?" Hecate scratch her head. "To tell you the truth, i'm not sure. Maybe 2 1/2 years? Because all I remember him offering to teach me when I was 10." Hecate turn to Nightmare.
"Why are you so interested in that?"
"Because I always thought there's an age limit when it comes to apprenticeship."
Hecate nodded. "By the way,
why are you interested in necromancy? And how do you found Moon."
Hecate uncomfortably chuckled. "It's a long story. Plus he was the only family I had ever since my parents were murdered when I was just a baby." She answered. Nightmare nodded understandably, and took a look at the night sky noticing it's changed purple.
Nerco magic?
He thought. "We're here." Nightmare return his focus to the lunar scythe. The legend said that the scythe was silver, not black. Nevertheless he tried to walked towards the scythe when he heard. "You were supposed to wait for him." Nightmare turn around and saw another person standing next to Hecate.
The person almost black and white, except for should been his eyes, and parts of his hair, and appears to be missing arm replaced with what he has assume to be a magic-prosthetic version of it.
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Nightmare gulped, and proceeded to ask for his name. "The name's Nox. I was an experiment partly created by W. D Gaster to travel worlds, unfortunately I got stuck in this one." "Quit it Nox, you're scaring him." He turn back to the scythe, and saw a ghost with a large wound on his chest before he turned into a person of the night. "Are you the warlock?" Nightmare asked. The warlock nodded. "I hope you don't mind me interrupting, but do do realize there's a little girl here right?" Nox cuts the conversation short. The warlock looks at Hecate, and transform to what he might have looked like in life.
"Anyway, without further interruption I guess we should get started-"
"Wait."
The warlock raise his only eyebrow. "Should we start introducing ourselves?" Nightmare suggested.
"Hmm.. I suppose we could do that first." The warlock snap his fingers revealing the room they were in is a graveyard. "Um..My name is Nightmare." He introduce himself. "Moon." Moon reply. Moon then chuckled. "At first I thought you were Nim reincarnated."
"Why would you think that?" Nightmare asked. "Because I taught her the reincarnation spell. One of my best students truly, but isn't willing to work under my wing."
"Um..what does she look like?" Nightmare asked suspiciously feeling uncomfortable.
"Aside from her clothes. Just a tree spirit with green skin, darker green hair, and a little cute tree branch on her forehead."
"That's my mom." Nightmare could easily see Moon blushed in embarrassment.
"Anyways before you can get your scythe I need you to do this small favor for the moon."
"And that is?"
"Stop the sun's children before they hurt another innocent soul."
"Are you suggesting me too..?"
"Yes, kill them."
"Why couldn't you do it?"
"My friend, I am bound to my scythe."
"Oh." Nightmare chuckle at forgetting that last part of the legend.
"Can I ask you a question?"
"Aren't you already asking me a lot of questions?" Moon questioned Nightmare.
"Right.. anyways how can you talk to the moon, and are there others like us?"
"We are the moon's sons call the Lunarians, and yes there are ten more."
"Are there also Solarians?"
"They're called Solarite."
"Every Lunarian has at least one Solarite. However unlike us the Solarites contain every color of the dawn in the sun so this might help you get started on your mission. Anymore questions?"
"No, in fact I am completely satisfied that I got all of my questions answered. But so you're expecting more then what does a little light orb things that appears when I'm alone?"
Moon smiled. "Those are the little Astros, citizens of both the Sun and Moon Empire." Moon summon a base of Nightmare's scythe. "It will be done in 12 days. You can use this time to find and eliminate the Solarites. However it won't be easy."
"12 days?"
"Yes, and the moon asked me to give you some gifts. Most of them are from the Moon, but this one is from me."
"And that is?"
"Temporary Immortality. And it's not what you think it is."
"You mean I can get hurt?"
"Yes, as well every time you appear to be dead you're just in a deep sleep for a few hours."
"That doesn't sound like anything in the books I read."
"Magic always has a price to pay."  Moon reply.
"But first just know that they can't be killed with just any weapon. They can be killed by our scythes. And the book the Astros gave you is a bit outdated."
"What-"
"There's actually 12 realms of hell. One is controlled by three queens."
"Oh. But my scythe-"
"You can use mine. Temporary of course. Nox."
Nightmare turned to Nox, and can tell that he doesn't like the idea of giving the scythe to him. Nevertheless it seems he agreed on it. As soon as Nox had it over Nightmare was blinded by a beaming white.
"It has been done."
Nightmare rubs his eye-lights realizing that the scythe is missing, then look up to see Moon smiling. "You know out of all the lunarians you seem to be the only one that has both his eyes-"
"Actually my right eye-light is fake." Nightmare then proceeds to take it off. "See?"
Moon stared at the fake light for a while then back at Nightmare. "Also I really like your Griffin. Is it the same one back when you were alive?" Nightmare asked. "What are you talking about? I don't have a griffin back then. Though I did have a memory of seeing a dead Griffin. Come to think of it I don't remember any happiest memories back when I was alive." Nightmare felt like he should've brought Dream along. "But let bygones be bygones." Moon offered Nightmare to shake his hand. Nightmare proceeded, and felt something off about it then remembered Dream. "You're not fooling me with your gloves."
"Hm?"
"My brother basically wore gloves all the time so I know you have a skeleton hand as well." Nightmare explains now fully knowing the full costs of necromancy. Moon took off his glove revealing a similar hand like Hecate's, yet Nightmare doesn't feel any fear. Just comfort. "By the way do you have a spare book that will teach you how to read? I want to give it to my brother before he goes on a trip."
Moon nodded, and summoned a copy of that book. From the alphabet sounding to words sounding. "Thank you."
"You're welcome."
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Should I tell him the truth about his friend, and what they really are when his back is turned?
Nightmare thought as he watch his brother packing. He tried making the visions appear to him, but it didn't work for some reason. He took a deep breath, and made up his mind.
"Hey Dream, there's something I need to tell you about your friends."
"Hm?" Dream turned. "You see whenever you're not around, and I'm left alone with them they are a bit hostile." He explains. "What do you mean?"
"I mean they would attack me, and rarely torture me. Calling me horrible names, and tells me to kill myself." Nightmare hold back his tears. Reliving the memories is worse, than him being there. "Are you telling me that I shouldn't go?"  Dream questioned his brother. "No, I mean- It's your decision if you want to go or not.  I'm not forcing you to stay, but i'm not gonna force you to leave either." Nightmare explains. Dream put down his belongings, and went up to Nightmare. "I'll try to get them to stop while in the trip, OK?" Dream continue on. "And  I did have a new friend, and he recently lost his arm, his wife, and his son. So maybe you two can try to be friends."
Nightmare has his doubts, but he did had some comfort in his brother's words. " What's his name?" Nightmare asked. "Neil." Dream answered. The boys, then heard the whistle blowing. "Wait." Nightmare rush himself, and grab the book from the Moon. "Something for you to read."
"But I can't-" Dream looked at the book. "Does this teach you how to read?"
Nightmare nodded as The second whistle blows.
"I gotta go, goodbye." Dream said. As the golden twin ran to the cart to get to the boat Nightmare whispers to himself. "Goodbye."
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the-firebird69 · 3 years ago
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The story about the hurricane and it's about Mac and his son at this time with this movie and it's about Garth and hurricane Irma and our son and Mike too of course but really it was a result of the Intel being lost and mac daddy did it on purpose and now he's in prison and this movie is playing for real I'm saying it's about race and then he's treated as this particular race it's a very evil thing to say but that's what you're say
Thor Freya
Huge huge epitaphs against black people but then they realize what it's about and Garth did it these two people would not leave alone and would not let him win even though he won the fights and one of them was Tommy favino the other was mack. He wrote a book and it's his notes on his dad his father who happens to be Clancy Brown it's the book of Elon and it made into a huge movie this series is beginning because Tommy f is losing everything his family his clan his kids all his weaponry all his money it's because of his father who is a pig and after the AI his father still has a plan it seems to be in ruins but he's going to move the corpses and that will move the AI
Thor Freya
This is a horrible story now it's a wonderful story Thor did narrate part of it and I did as well it should be noted that I told about the part where his son was defeated by his father our father is not defeating us he's working with us he would be able to defeat as possibly he says no because my children would not be born it's kind of a terrible situation and he's being held hostage by everyone 2° but not as much by us any appreciates it because he stays on our side because of it but this is how it goes it's not a condition for someone to be in but our father would grown up very very fast and learn very very quickly about what to do what not to do and how to rule correctly these people are from The sopranos movie and it's happening now they're in that area now and that was big p**** Jason running away from an incident huge huge happenings that's what it means
Gu Oya
Wow this is it this is destiny 1 the movie and it's beginnings and Tommy f is a huge character in it and he's not a rebel either
Hera
This gives me hope that you can tell he's more like needed to leave a long time ago and is sitting on tons of our stuff and it's ruining our appetite for it no we're getting ground and these people suck so bad they're just sitting there ruining what's there this is how they suck so bad they're terrible at this they just don't have it I really don't and we know and we know what he's saying they're probably trying to use it against their own to get stuff
Tommy f
We're all now and we're taking as much as we can it seems that these other forces are taking their territory too and they're rolling over them and gobbling them up and Tommy Allen has them going into the territory not out and they're going in all day long and all night they say until dawn if necessary
Mac
Huge huge expenses on our part no this is a great way to win but we have to be very careful our son said it to the max are doing stuff and we're on the move and we're investigating and we're going out there and doing work we're coming in here too and we must it's time for us to get the Godzilla out and the ships and he's got an idea to go to Miami to remove this one here we say it's kind of big but it has to come out first and he's right
We here too they see move this and you die so we're going to do this
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shinelikethunder · 2 years ago
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thanks!!! and like the most frustrating thing is that i'm not even interested in whether sam and dean have the high ground! i think tussling over the moral high ground distracts or even detracts from what spn does well, and the main angle where it's even relevant is... like... tormenting the characters with the Horrors and Agonies of how deeply compromised they are, or could easily be, and how lucky and hard-won and fragile their remaining scraps of high ground are. and from that angle, framing it as cool and heroic when they're pissy self-righteous little shits (as they are to gordon), or setting up bullshit thinly-justified moral dilemmas and then letting them off the hook of how horrible the "necessary" lesser evil still was (Croatoan my beloathed), or [incoherent yelling about how and why the ending of Heart faceplants into bathos].... it's not just that it's Problematique, although that does make it more repulsive. it's bad storytelling too. it's self-sabotage. it's cheap. it's a decent horror show inflicting unnecessary bullshit on itself over shit it doesn't even have anything to say about. and on top of that, the patterns of HOW it slides into cheap thoughtless BS when it does so are just plain ugly.
(the contrast to Croatoan that fucking haunts me is Something Wicked, which isn't interested in making the characters struggle with the question of doing something horrible (using kids as predator bait) to prevent greater harm; it just sets up a simple but inexorable reason why they Have To, then lets them roll around in the trauma and struggle to do damage control on how fucked-up the consequences are. Croatoan supposedly is interested in what could possibly justify one of them taking a human life in cold blood, and where the line is between a human life and a monster that doesn't know it's a monster yet - and then the "necessity" it sets up is some paper-thin first-draft bullshit with zero of the obvious alternatives eliminated, and the woman dean does kill is casually written off so he and sam can go engage in intricate rituals. it's sloppy. it's sloppy and the trope shorthands it falls back on to let itself assume shit like "the effects of this illness are permanent and incurable, there's no nonlethal way to keep the infected from harming others, and they aren't really human anymore anyway" are a fucking tire fire. Fresh Blood is actually much more deliberate and nasty about the AIDS thing, but they're both hot messes and Croatoan is doing it out of laziness.)
super agreed on sterling k brown, who's out there putting his entire pussy into selling gordon as a fucked-up damaged human who's convinced he has his reasons while the writers sit around coming up with new and exciting methods of character assassination. (funnily enough, the show i recognized him from was person of interest, where he shows up in a few episodes as a potential love interest for taraji p henson's MUCH-better-developed henriksen-type cop character and then gets fridged so she can have manpain about it. because the writers managed to treat a black woman like an entire human who's the protagonist of her own story. fancy that.) and he's having a hell of a time selling it, because like... gordon is set up as this principled extremist driven by trauma, unchecked by nuance or compassion, trapped in an escalating loop of isolation Making Him Worse and driving the people who could've grounded him even further away. and then he... declares a brand new holy war, supposedly on (thinly justified and bizarrely applied) principle, with no particular provocation or reason to shift focus from his revenge crusade. and then they have him bend and betray his most deeply-held principles to serve a hatred that doesn't have much else driving it. and the whole thing is framed in really gross terms of race and purity in a way the writers must've thought was ~edgy~. and all the while he's punished as Uniquely Bad for all of this (and doing it because he's Uniquely Bad), when i thought the whole point was "there but for the grace of god (and our psychotic, irrational, erotic codependence) go we."
spn s2 does have one of the highest hit rates of total banger episodes in the entire show, but it also has one of the highest hit rates of episodes that are both good AND make me want to fistfight the writers in a back alley. and it's because every time the show tries to engage with the morality of monster-hunting it comes up with something incoherent, contrived, terribly executed, and/or offensive, then proceeds to proudly jerk off about it.
s3 doesn't hit the same highs (and has more than its fair share of goofy crap) but overall it's where the show peaked for me, because they mostly backed off on that bullshit and were just like. here. here's an ensemble cast who are all varying degrees of Bastard. enjoy the shenanigans as they all try to kill, fuck over, and/or team up with one another, while in the background the ticking clock grows ever louder and the desperate longing gets thick enough to choke on. it will not end well. have fun.
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