#but usually he's lying or being a dick to indirectly benefit somebody else
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theidiotabides · 1 year ago
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Rachel was stomping the ground back down, trying to flatten it out so it wouldn’t look strange. “Jake?” I said. “Let’s not do this again any time soon.” He nodded shakily. “One day I’m a lobster. Then I’m an ant. I figure the next step down the evolutionary ladder is a virus or something. And I just want to say right now, I’m not doing it. I am not going to become phlegm, even to save the world.” It wasn’t much of a joke, but there was a kind of lame little laugh from everyone. And Rachel stopped stomping the ants - I mean, the ground. (#5: The Predator)
It's unreliable narrator hours with ya boy Marco
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