#but to be honest i drank palinka once (was told its gonna be really “light” because its only idk 40%) (spoiler it wasn't light)
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How many shots would it take me to hook up with TDV characters (based on hungarian casting) (shots are measured in jägermeister)
Krolock: Two for confidence
Herbert: Depends on actor but 4 for confidence
Alfred: Two. One for me, one for him
Professor: Zero. Absolutely zero.
Sarah: 1 for human Sarah. 2 for vampire Sarah..nevermind 3
Chagal: Blackout drunk.
Magda: Depends. Pre-bite Magda? Nothing. Post-bite Magda? 3
Rebecca: Respectful no<3 idk we can knit together
Koukol: Another respectful no<3 But we can be besties
#i spent the last day manually typing in 14 pages of script from the play im adapting so this is all i have#long story#lets assume I could pull any of them#tanz der vampire#count von krolock#herbert von krolock#tdv#vámpírok bálja#tanz der vampire alfred#graf von krolock#meme#funny i guess#dont ask why i measure in jäger thats what we drink at home#i should be a good hungarian and measure in palinka#but to be honest i drank palinka once (was told its gonna be really “light” because its only idk 40%) (spoiler it wasn't light)#my head hurt for hours and I didn't even get tipsy it was terrible#so kids when your grandmas brother says he has a tasty palinka for a first try#you say no
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