#but they'd get too flitty w/ it or at night get too distracted by other cars or their own car's lights. and then- GASP! tragedy..
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keeps-ache · 1 year ago
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[stares at you but it actually looking behind you] do you think moths would like to drive cars
#just me hi#they HAVE the lights#they have the Power !!!#eh but i think they would be terrible drivers hvfbsh#not that they wouldn't put any spirit into it - with the way they flit around they'd definitely get a kick out of driving (terribly)#but they'd get too flitty w/ it or at night get too distracted by other cars or their own car's lights. and then- GASP! tragedy..#or not. probably not hfhhsbc :)#i think snakes would Love to drive#i can't explain why. but they would be overjoyed#like rats !!#/rodents are scary but very darling in their own little way and i love them for that lol :D#when we lived in detroit we had a mouse problem that came and went every odd amount of years#and one year i had the small bedroom to myself (very sick) and 2018 was kind of hectic so nobody noticed when i'd stay up til like 4 a.m. o#the ~+~net~+~ (pinterest + google music (rip google music i miss you so bad lmao <///3) (internet was very small to me))#but after some nights of that (i'd sit in a comfortable chair and curl my legs under me n just be like that for hours) there was. a Visitor#oh lords!! not a Visitor!!!.. it was a little mouse. small guy. tiny man#but he was Scary to me so i threw some things in front of him and he got spooked and ran away#well. eventually that stopped working lmao. so he came All the way out and walked around my chair. then went back to his little house#(wherever that was) and the same thing was repeated for every night after that#eventually i got used to it and just never put my feet on the floor. we did not bother each other and i named him Steven#one night i tossed him an apple core because if he's gonna be doing this and i'm not gonna be doing anything i might as well feed him.#my mouse now. well. not really cuz after that he Never showed up again ????#steven what the heck???? for real?????? anyway. that is the story of steven lol#i hope his little mouse friends in the attic had a good christmas :)
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