#but there's no way in fuck they're gonna touch the third rail in public like that

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On the assistant talk - does Oli have a google alert out for Harry or does he follow Harry UAs from a burner to keep Louis apprised (I’m imagining him giving Louis bullet points from each show/promo event)? Do Oli and Luis debrief?!? Lmao. Cause you can absolutely have no idea about the one direction hat unless your head is ass deep in H fandom. Not that I think Louis would have put on the hat in any case but he may have been a bit more gestural (the classic ehhhh shrug) if not for the Harry connection.

I saw someone say there's no way a Leo moon is going to put a hat on their head without checking their hair first, which was the truest hottest take, lmao