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wakebymoonsleepbysun · 1 year ago

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"My love, you...you won't...turn into a handsome prince when we get married, will you?"

"WHAT?! N-No, of course not..." The monster pauses apprehensively. "Were you...hoping I would?"

"Oh heavens no! I never want to go through that again. I love you as you are."

"And I you, dearest." The monster pauses a moment. "AGAIN?!?!"

This is the third time in a row the monster you were wooing has turned into a prince(ss). Good for them and all, but you’re starting to feel like you’ll never find someone who’s your… “type”.

#one of the exes was scorpan from the 80's MLP pilot #talk about a glowdown #6 year old me was so disappointed #i was really surprised that he was tirek's brother in FiM #but then had a moment of WAIT THAT MEANS HE WON'T BE A DORKY PRINCE #but then he was hardly ever featured from what i could tell #i'dve finished that series for scorpan #but alas #sorry for putting weird rambles in the tags

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