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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me
#bolo speaks#I genuinely still think about her all the time. mrs. [REDACTED] I apologize for being inappropriately excited for you to choke me
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this#but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days#and got blank stares each time#the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized#my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like#i’m getting off the point#the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis
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Egret Nurse
design from The Wildercourt (a graphic novel I am working on and hope to have finished in 2025)
#art#wildercourt#egret#bird#person#monster#healthcare is a demanding profession and she's a hard-working woman#especially when you are working to ease and manage the symptoms of [redacted redacted redacted]
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i think perhaps the most annoying/exhausting phenomenon in existence is when something kind of genuinely sucks but it has, like, a female lead or whatever so half the people that are saying it sucks are nightmare people that unironically call things "woke garbage" and the other half are people that just like. have a basic sense of story structure and knowledge of character arcs as a concept that quite reasonable think this thing sucks. BUT it gets assumed that 100% of people who think it sucks are in that first half and then there's a backlash TO the backlash and all along it's still not a good fucking story. I call this "The twilight phenomena" because it got a lot of hate because of a mockery of teenage girls when it had well deserved hate for the like racism and misogyny and the throwaway detail that a grown ass man is somehow romantic soulmates with a quite literal baby.
#tldr hey. sometimes things are bad.#things i think this also happened with: the last jedi and [REDACTED BECAUSE I'LL BE KILLED WITH KNIVES AND HAMMERS]
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I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking
#i just saw suchhhhh a good edit of [redacted]#this was revealed to me in a dream#heheheheheheh lmao#ao3#vash the stampede#alucard
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so all i've been doing is playing hades 2
#my art#hades 2#hades ii#melinoe#hades supergiant#like for three consecutive nights i dreamt that i was full on playing this game up until [redacted] anyways early access has been so fun#like [spoilers i guess for the weapons] i find it so fun to use the axe. this is a first for me LMAO
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my main advice for writing an enemies to lovers relationship is to resist the urge to make the characters' loathing and attraction mutually exclusive opposing forces. it's okay if they're getting weirdly into it and having Thoughts whilst also sincerely wanting to kill each other with hammers.
#🐉#read some really good [redacted to avoid maintags] fics lately where theyre like#'yeah i used to pray for you to die badly and in pain. but i also wanted to have nasty fight sex with you in the meantime.'#thats what its all about <3
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weird looking cat
#damian wayne#goliath#batman#batman and robin#dc comics#i dont encourage redraws or resharing of [redacted] art#but i was inspired by everyone else's human interpretation.......#i got a bad habit of not wanting to spend more than 2-3 sessions on an artwork so i “”“accidentally”“” stayed up until 4:30am for this#whoopsies :3
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two of the sexiest lines in this game fr
#something something spite being attached to/possessive of them both#makes me think thoughts#about how their bond works#ahhhhhhh#also they all [redacted] each other#dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#and the little gremlin spite demon he lives with#rook x lucanis#da4 spoilers#playing dragon age#spite
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#[redacted] [redacted] has her acting so unwise#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#dungeon meshi marcille
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Saw fanart of gale in a robe n went mildly feral, possibly
#gale dekarios#gale bg3#gale of waterdeep#bg3#bg3 gale#bg3 fanart#gale fanart#digital art#myst's art#listen the astarion to gale pipeline is real#he does things to me#i still love astarion but the difference is#astarion i want to hug and give comfort and gale i want to [redacted]#btw i mever draw bgs DONT look at the perspective being wrong comma
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The real saw trap is reading an incredibly wrong take about your blorbo and seeing that it’s actually very popular
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Both pls🚶♀️
My 2 fav yanderes. I see ppl often draw them together lol
#TKatB_VN#KaTB_VN#TKatB#thekidattheback#14dayswithyou#14dayswithyoufanart#fanart#14DWY#yanderemale#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#my art#art#commissions open#clip studio paint#tkatb sol#14dwy fanart#14dwy redacted#solivan brugmansia#the kid at the back sol#yandere vn#yandere
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> pull her into a hug
#karlach#nox#my ocs#bg3#baldur's gate 3#like holding a couple of grapes etc#in the tadpolycule universe they [redacted] after this#probably in the non-tadpolycule universe too but u know. as besties#big cloud w red and purple limbs sticking out emitting hearts and cartoon sound effects and when it clears she's tied them into a pretzel#my art
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d'you think whoever wrote this usb-c cable description is. normal. about computers.
#transmission#objectum#techum#feels remarkably soft as you plug the cable into your [REDACTED]#remains tangle-free when stuffed into a [REDACTED]#this was an anker cable i bought a while ago. for the record it is actually very nice and soft lmao.#yes the advertisement worked on me. what of it.
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