#but the night before it was No We Don't Want Your Leftover Helium Balloons You're Here An Hour After Close Please Leave
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it's The Holidays which means we are subject to the absolute pits of human behavior and get to play everyone's favorite game, Did You Bring Seven Magnums of Champagne Into This Establishment With The Intent To Keep Them From Freezing In Your Car or Are We Going To Have To Explain To You, A Paying Executive Guest, That It Is Stupidly Illegal And Criminally Stupid If You Want To Open Them
#this time it was to keep them from freezing#but the night before it was No We Don't Want Your Leftover Helium Balloons You're Here An Hour After Close Please Leave#I'm back teaching but the 3 weeks before the crimbo are wall to wall holiday parties and it's ...... a very ....... different vibe.#the artist formerly known as#la femme culinaire Nikita
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