#but the location of this one leads to a difficulty level i'd rather not attempt

[itwoodbeprefect]

i know this spider is ultimately harmless and doesn't know what it's doing to me at the moment. however. it's also huge* and moving around in the space between my window and window screen (on the inside of the room) meaning i can't close the window** and may freeze to death***

* by regional standards. people who live in areas with actual massive spiders are allowed to laugh at me, i can take it

** of course i could, technically, but not without danger of spider contact. which is to be avoided at all costs

*** it's currently 14 degrees celsius outside. actual danger of turning into a solid block of ice is relatively low