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butchlifeguard · 9 months ago

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me and some people from ap bio were judging elementary school science fairs and it fucks me up how many 16 year olds are willing to believe 11 year olds couldnt Possibly know about e. coli or how many ohms are in a resistor. like ohh ok so the reason i believed i was a freak throughout my entire childhood wasnt because i was insecure its because people actually thought that. good to know

#i was like this is a really good foundation because yr understanding of genetics lines up with the shit we do in bio #and someone interrupted to be like YEAHH yr better than a high schooler. a college student even #:(#i try to empathize with how i was in 4th grade #but that was just like 'shut the fuck up. when you accept yr prize its certificate in the left hand medal on the right.#second place is fine and if you wish you got first yr mother will think yr making a scene. smile convincingly because you didnt last time'#kid from my class was like i asked him about the resistor and he ACTUALLY KNEW #YEAH MAN. YOU ASKED HIM. what did you expect #'idk im just a kid please tell me im cute for putting my best effort in. my dad did all the work for me because adults know better 😇😇'#am i the only mf on the planet who didnt get amnesia at 13

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