#but still he's a dumbass

[justali-anne]

All this talk about Sans breaking his promise and all that. No no, I have an idea. He seemed to genuinely think he did a good job at protecting you when he was talking about it at the MTT Resort.

(If you haven't died up to this point)

And the fact that he literally had to ask himself if he was wrong about him doing a good job at protecting you if you died makes me think that this belief that he did well was genuine.

(Bless his soul)

So I was just thinking that maybe there was some behind the scenes stuff going on when it came to Sans' protection. Like, can you imagine Sans successfully managing to stop a threat from getting to you, only for another threat to come and kill you while Sans is giving himself a pat on the back?

Sans: (after successfully stopping someone from attacking Frisk) aw, heck yeah. i'm doing such a good job at this promise thing. that deserves a celebratory hot dog.

Frisk: (f*cking dies behind his back)

Sans: (oblivious) i'm the best.

Listen, Sans is very smart and observant, but even he tends to miss some crucial details. Like his special attack? He failed to consider that maybe using up all his energy to fight and THEN doing the special attack wasn't really the best idea? Or even just fighting in the first place? I wouldn't put it past him if he missed out some potential threats when trying to protect you/Frisk. Either that or he prefers to let you fight your own battles. Or both. It could definitely be both.

You know, I'm just gonna go out in a limb here and say that Sans deserves the title of being the smartest dumbass in the game. He's a very very clever idiot. Good job, Sans.

[afterartist]

IVE DONE IT!! (not exactly sure what it is in this situation but it sure is done)

Rumble n Frenzy would bully screamer any chance they get

Soundwave on the other hand needs payed vacation because that man has to put up with so much crap

[miguxadraws]

Pardon me but can we get a full body drawing of Swap Pomni? She looks so cute!

You're totally right, she is cute

[scyllas-dogs]

HGGFSSSDHGXX- ur Zeus x Odysseus content is keeping me going aaaaaaaaa- god(s), Zeus catching feels for this lil’ jackass n then being sad when he goes back to the people he actually wants to be with is so juicy mmmmm- love that kinda thing hehe drama, drama everywhere >:]]]

zeus actually somehow retains negative rizz when he cant figure out how to seduce someone

[bluerosefox]

Dinner?

Feeling a bit Spirit Halloweenish.

Danny blinked, stared blankly, blinked again before slowly very slowly closed his front door.

A few seconds later Danny opened the door again and once again meet a certain tallish young man, around his age if maybe a few years older, in front of him...

Who was it?

Bruce Wayne....

Bruce freaking Wayne, someone according to what he heard from Sam telling him from what she heard from her parents had apparently just dropped out of med school and was 'in the wind' according to rich elite gossip talks, was at his front door.

........

Why?

Wait... Did he just ask Danny out on a date?

-x-x-

Bruce Wayne has just dropped out of med school and is beginning his training into becoming the person his city needs him to become. While looking into where he can he remembers how in his teen years the planet was almost destroyed but was saved by a ghost teen hero and looks into it. He digs deep to uncover what happened, uncovering impressive firewalls Amity Park has, etc and finds out about Danny Fenton/Phantom.

He decides to go visit the younger man, who is just about to start college himself, and ask a few questions.

He uhhh... Bruce just wasn't expecting to find Danny very cute (even though he was pretty certain Phantom had been his first male crush when he saw a photo of the teen years ago), and adorable with his owlish stare, and well the first words out of his mouth was

"Would you mind joining me for dinner?"

-x-x-

[soriastrider]

this has almost certainly been done before, but i think it's funny so i did it anyway

original:

[otaku553]

More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover

[wngmn]

Patrons at the Hard Deck after Bradley keeps bringing the mood down singing sad country ballads to win back Jake

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

[autismsupersoldier]

the reason why eva and big boss had such good chemistry is because they both love their corny awful sex puns. kaz not so much

[gilded-gheists]

None of these bitches are wearing seatbelts by the by and I love that they're all probably for different reasons.

[transformers-synergize]

transformers synergized sneak peak

page 13, no context

[perryabbott]

THE LAST OF US | 1.06 "Kin"

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

love at first sight is complete utter bullshit until rahul raichand sees anjali celebrating a cricket win from afar he starts hearing alka yagnik

[c-a-s-s-i-s]

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

thinking about how mulder loves to get scully a gift, usually terribly heartfelt, even if disguised as something flippant:

the superbowl vhs tape he brings her when she wakes up from her coma in one breath (and her deadpan "i knew there was a reason to live")

tickets for a football game to watch together in irresistible

bringing her flowers to the hospital in memento mori (he lies, saying he stole them from a guy with broken legs to make her laugh)

the birthday keychain in tempus fugit (and when she finds a meaning to it, he claims "i just thought it was a pretty cool keychain")

that is a man who is always thinking about her.