#but since it's all in the name of knowing when tf like- noelle is going to be born

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

Would that mean Ajax has an unusually vested interest in the other nations after everything in Liyue is sorted? Like- keeping an eye on the Gunnhilder clan, or the Ragvindr’s? Would he have a vested interest in seeing the Dawn Winery form and thrive? Would he keep an eye out for news from Inazuma about the Kamisatos, Kaedehara clan, and how the Yokai are doing? There’s a lot of funky things Ajax could be tracking and or meddling with and I love that for him

oh absolutely. ajax would find a way to build himself a little news chain just to keep up on Blorbo Release Dates and accidentally install the greatest intelligence gathering network in teyvat

and like- nobody would realize at first since it'd happen so slowly, but by one point some couple of centuries down the line guizhong would be like- sorry, how do you know this? and ajax would just cassually drop that ah yes [instert someone's name here] told him and guizhong and morax would sit there like. who- who's that and ajax would drop the whole oh y'know i made some friends, i got some people to pass me some info back, usual stuff and guizhong would stare bc ajax is just casually revealing he has created a both open-secret yet completely unknown network of entirely random individuals who just- pass gossip along, and it all eventually goes back to ajax. most of that network is made up of volchiy travelers who pick up info on the coasts and directly report back to him.

[fallencrowkarma]

tHAT WAS THE BEST ADD ON EVER, I GOT BIG BRAIN BUT YOU HAVE GIGANTIC BRAIN- I loved the Albedo and Scaramouche actually good friends like YEs!

With that said- I've thought of a few others!

Razor's spelling, grammar and all that is nonexistent- worse than Scaramouche's (I swear Scara does it on purpose-) this mans prolly sends voice messages instead because it's so hard to type- hell the voice messages are hard enough as it is 😭 prolly tries to communicate via emojis

Bennett... aka the only one who probably properly and fully understands what Razor is saying no matter what- most likely a professional translator of Razor talk, and a professional type maker- also a professional at crashing any app he's on. He's probably asking everyone for a charger cuz his end up breaking and stuff

Yae is... idk- another person moderating but also lurking- she lurks and just reacts to messages like you can in messenger and instagram- she's also the one the causes Scara to INSTANTLY go offline- like, you see "Yae Miko is online" and 0.5 seconds later you see "Scaramouche is offline". She probably just likes to subtly annoy Scaramouche by changing his name so he has to change it back- we have a list so far of "Fandango Man" "Unnecessarily Big Hat" "Frisbee" "Psycho" aaannnddd "Angry Cat"

Ei is there.. just there- she's probably trying to turn the chat into some sort of dystopia- or trying to mute whoever she thinks is annoying at that moment. Also probably asking for links to sites that sell lots of candy

Ayaka half lurks and half is active. Since she doesn't have many friends she's reading the chat, wanting to say something but a little nervous

Thoma- Thoma. That's it- (he's probably telling lame but funny jokes, sending mlvine compilations- rip vine 😔)

Yoimiya is talking about fireworks, taking pictures of the fireworks she's making and spamming it in the chat- asking Albedo to show Klee the fireworks she made cuz.. I can see Klee absolutely LOVING fireworks.

Sucrose is usually showing some of her bio alchemy stuff, giving links to different studies and all that good stuff- she's pretty quiet in the chat since she's naturally shy but I think once she knows reader she'll start opening up a lot more

Lisa the other flirt- like.. she reminds you of a MILF, instantly. Like- beg her to make ASMRs pLEASE- her voice is perfection for it!

Venti is drunk like half the time he's online- he's either drunkly sending music links, sending the same links AGAIN after getting sober, OR it says he's online but in reality he's knocked tf out on his bed- but does he ever have a hangover afterwards??? If he does, he's good at hiding it

Noelle is probably cleaning most of the time, but when she DOES have free time, she comes online and talks to the reader! But even then she can't stop stressing about work and all that like plEASE YOU AND JEAN NEED A B R E A K -

Sara is simping over Ei the entire time while also starting to simp for reader at the same time, prove me wrong

Ganyu is there- she's online more than Xiao- she touches grass, absolutely, but she prolly finds time to get online and say hi, way more often than Xiao. Ask her about glaze lillies please

Keching is usually too busy to get on, but the off chance she have the time or is able to multitask, she'll say hi. She's one of the other more competent people. She has pretty good grammar and spelling so when she makes a typo she's like apologizing and hella embarrassed

Ningguang, Jean part 2 electric boogaloo- except less stressed? She has a proper texting style, I wouldn't doubt. Probably trying to get Beidou to behave but... Beidou says fucc u-

Beidou, the rum queen- she's probably repeatedly sending links to the Wellerman song and "yar har fiddle dee dee", I refuse to be wrong- I can see her probably sending different versions of the Wellerman song too

Kazuha- mans talking in poems as always, even over text. How does he do it? We shall never know- but he also likes music- I could see him (along with Xinyan and Barbara) being into the Vocaloid genre (if you dunno what vocaloid is, vocaloid is a vocal synth- people make songs or covers and post it to places like YouTube, niconicodouga, and bilibili) he's more into the lullaby, soft type of vocaloid songs

Returning to Xinyan and Barbara for a sec- Xinyan is absolutely into the more wild vocaloid songs- like she prolly listens to people like Masa, Deino, UTSU-P, and Pinocchio-P, as well as Wowaka. Barbara most likely listens to the up beat songs- well... the ones that SOUND up beat- whether the lyrics (which are typically on japanese) are up beat or not.. is up for debate (Vocaloid is notorious for having happy, catchy sounding songs with incredibly dark meanings, ranging from death to even darker themes [cough- masa- cough-])

Anndd... adding the kids in here for a second- they're there just cuz... whoever they know- and any relationship would be purely platonic- like sibling-like relationships

Klee caused chaos- no matter what- catch her sending baby shark over and over- please stop playing that song Klee- I love you but pLEASE- chances are she'll yoink Albedo's phone just to type on his account if she doesn't have her own phone... that would probably end up being the reason she ends up GETTING a phone- she's also probably making cute little doodles on ibispaint and sending them because LOok SHE DREW THE READER, ALBEDO AND HER! Doesn't have the best typing or grammar skills cuz she's a child, and probably shortens words a Lot- like "u" "r" and might spell "bye" as "bai", also emoji spam woohoo- she also most likely understands Razor second best

QiQi... is a lurker- she's a zombie so she probably slightly forgets how to use the chat. Types in the shortest sentences, instead even a run on sentence its like... 3 words, send, 4 words, send, 2 words, send- and repeat

Sayu is asleep- usually. When she wakes up she logs on to say hi and good morning even if it's 2 in the afternoon (me too, Sayu, me too-) and then probably off to eat and take a cat nap- she also probably watches sonic just because he's fast- and does the roll run thingy she does

Diona is probably ranting about alcohol and alcoholics and wHY aRe tHEy DrInKing SO Much!? Probably starts trying to roast venti everytime he comes on drunk (99% of the time-) and when she's not doing that she's sending cat pictures and cat memes because cAt! She probably has the better spelling and grammar between all the kids- I could see it

NONONO YOU HAVE THE GIGANTIC BRAIN-

also vocaloid is like,,, the 'genre' I listen to the most,,, with J-pop and Weirdcore together dhfjfj so i fully support any voca headcanons ya got!!!!

Okay for people who don't know the context this is a Part 2 ish for a genshin modern au otome concept we are throwing together. Aka throwing random headcanons at each other!!! This is Not planned Out at all, Just random fun!

Razor communicating with emojis 😭😭😭😭 thats literally so so cute. He tries his best with words but emojis usually work better, especially with Bennys help. Razor sends so many hearts because he is precious and loves his friends :((( No one dares to make fun of him :((( He uses 🐺 for himself and 🤕 for Bennett ndjfhfhfjd Like "🐺❤️🤕👬🏻" SO CUTE. Reader gets a special heart emoji!

Bennett being Razors translator❤️❤️❤️❤️ Bennys charger breaks, his display breaks, the apps break, he somehow loses his phone case (Benny how???) And he's always low on battery :((( but he's still the nicest lil guy :((( Always so friendly and helpful :((( His way of texting is so cute and energetic!! "Razor!!!! Let's go to the good hunter!!! :D". The sweetest bean ever.

Yae's made me laugh so hard with Scara going offline immedietly. Thats just hilarious and also true😭 I'm not sure what to add for her cuz you got it all😭😭 the lurking mod that annoys ppl (scara, ei and gorou mostly) , her reactions to show shes always watching (how???), the name changing... It's all there. Mmm maybe i'd say if reader catches her attention she'll be kinda lowkey teasingly flirting!!! (Wowie ma'am)

Ei really is just kinda there??? Cuz like if we seperate Raiden from Ei and make them family it'll be like... Ei is nice and quiet and Raiden is intimidating and just mutes people when shes annoyed. Yae likes to annoy them both. Ei likes to drink tea and eat sweets with Zhongli :) I don't know much about Ei or Raiden tbh 😭😭😭

Ayaka being shy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 she wants to get along with everyone but it's intimidating :((( she probably sticks to cute reactions and encouragements :(((( Thoma and Reader try to add her into the convo like 'haha yeah right, ayaka?' and it's very sweet. She likes how lively everyone is :))

Thoma is friends with almost everyone. It's impossible to find a reason to hate him. He's a fun Dude!! He always offers his help, even if it's the middle of the night. And he can pretty much do everything. Change tires? Yes. Fix ur electricity? Of course. Need a hug? Always. He's so neat. Thoma makes sure fights in chat don't get too serious. He's an unofficial mod :)

YES YES YES Yoimiya unofficially adopting Klee because Klee loves her fireworks 😭😭 She also gets along with many people! Shes sweet and funny and energetic! She talks a lot so zheres not a lot of awkward silence. She and Zhongli probably share long ass stories. Somehow she manages to tie different people into convos eventhough they may never talk otherwise!!!

Sucrose showing things off in main chat when shes super proud :((( helping people gather study material :((( Theres probably a shy bean chat with her, Reader, Albedo, Ganyu and Ayaka <3 Just a cute little friendly chat. Thats where you really get to know her and her passion.

Lisa probably unironically has her name set to MILF witch or something sbdbdhdhdh she knows shes hot and flirty and shes not afraid to show it. But shes also very kind and helpful in a 'i'll help you help yourself' kinda way? Also pls talk to her about books. She'll be so heart eyed <3 Always calls everyone pet names <3 also Lisa making you an ASMR When you can't sleep 😩 (hot MILFs helps you Fall asleep LMFAO)

Man Venti is like... A whole ass mess 😭😭😭😭 but his drunken ramblings can be hella funny, especially when it starts making less and less sense. Kaeya and Rosaria love to humor him and get him to talk more. Venti sending the same link 3 times a day <3 but he's really nice and fun when you catch him sober!! He gets pretty clingy too, especially when drunk. Sometimes he has these... Philosophical moments where He says something smart and deep. That's when you wonder what type of person he really is.

Noelle deadass barely there😭😭 Either cleaning or idk fencing? That's neat for her. Shes very passionate and loves to tell the Reader all about her training!!! Shes so worried about being perfect and shes so grateful when the Reader tries to calm her anxiety and stress. She gets shy when complimented <3 everyone respects her but not many know her well. Shes happy to have the Reader <3

HSHDHDDH Sara having a crush on Reader and Ei <3 (on that note.. poly routes my beloved<3). Sara is just very unamused at everyones bullshit and keeps to herself unless the conversation is serious. (And or the people talking have at least 2 braincells each). She gives great advice to many things. Except love :') Sara is very independent tho. Girlboss #3 <3

Absolutely, Ganyu looks in from time to time when she takes breaks from work. She doesnt know much about memes or that stuff but she likes her friends :) Very polite and helpful so if you need help shes a good person to go to. Also yes let her talk about glaze lillies and flowers pls <3

Keqing is similar to Ganyu definitely. Works hard and occasionally says hi. Her getting embarassed about typos is so cute <3 Another person who would be great to go to if you need advice. She might be a little protective of the reader. Only a bit. Just because Reader is special to her :)

Ningguang is like... watching ... Shes amused by the liveliness of chat but doesnt join in often. Shes busy but somehow always present at the best times. Shes nice, although a bit distant. All of that flies out the window when Beidou comes on. The two had hour long arguments with just everyone watching and enjoying the roasting session.

Beidou <3 <3 The other one who unironically calls herself (pirate) MILF <3 YES OMG Queen of sea shanties!! She and Venti get along so well. Being drunk and writing song lyrics in chat. She helps Reader get comfortable in chat tho. She can tell if they get uncomfortable and quickly changes the subject. Bless her Heart <3 also Beidou is buff send tweet-

Sometimes people have no idea what Kazuha is saying at all (except Beidou and maybe Zhongli). But whatever he says sounds beautiful :) He sometimes shares his haikus in chat (but alas many can't appreciate them properly) but if Reader does he will be all smiley :))) even if they don't fully understand the poems. Just a "oh thats beautiful Kazuha :)" will make him so happy. Listen. Kazuha sitting out in the sun listening to "Hello/How are you" or "Eazy dance" by Miku and "cowardly Montblanc" by gumi. Thats the vibe i'm picturing here. So good.

Listen Xinyan has the best music taste (yes i am biased i love dark vocaloid songs). Her blasting "suck it Up" by maretu or "Nakakapagpabagabag" by dasu through headphones!!!

And imagine Xinyan shows Barbara "luvatoryyyyyy" and shes vibing!!! Eventhough the lyrics are a little spicy but she doesnt know!!! But i think she really enjoys DECO*27 Songs!!!

The kids are added in a 'family friendly' chat... Thats being heavily moderated by the responsible adults. Jean has to scream 'language!' at least 5 times per chat.

Childe: Fuck man

Jean: Language!

Klee: Fuck!!!!

Qiqi: fuck?

Bdhdhdhdh Childe has Not been heard from since then. Rip.

Lmaooo Klee stealing Bedos phone tho😭😭😭 Chaos in person but shes Readers cute little sister so she gets away with many things!!! The Kids LOVE baby shark and kid songs Like that. You can feel the adults groaning on the other side of the phone because they are playing baby shark for the 20th time that day 😭😭 but Klee and Razor talking in emojis 🥺🥺🥺 '💥❤️🐺' or smth dbdbbffh. And when she draws Albedo, Reader and herself holding hands with many hearts around and saying 'look!!! I drew big sibling Reader and big bro!!!' its just... The cutest thing. It gets Albedo so flustered <3

Qiqi is a lurker for sure. She can't talk well and it's hard to keep up in chat. But she likes talking to the other little girls and Reader :) and of course her big Brother Xiao :)) shes happy when they listen to her because she knows shes a little slow :(( such a sweet girl. She always wants to meet up and get milkshakes with everyone :((((

Lmfao Sayu is me as well🗿 omg yes sayu loves Sonic <3 She wants to be just as active and helpful when she has grown <3 She loves sleepily watching cartoons with her friends and Reader. She likes it when they play with her hair. Of course she always wears her cute jacket with tail and ears :) i imagine she calls Thoma big Bro and Ayaka big sis just because they chat with her a lot more than others :) Sayu asking them to measure her height every day 🥺

Oh gosh yes Diona hates the drunks so much and also hates diluc cuz of the winery. (She doesnt actually hate them shes just worried :( ) She doesnt chat much but she, reader and Xiao exchange cat pics they find!! Shes definitely the one who tries hard with grammar because!!! Shes already a big Girl!!! She doesnt say it outright but thats the vibe she is giving.

Ahhhh this took so long my gosh. I love this tho 🥺💜