#but she's like 'oh i watch the bachelor and love island. i'm so into reality tv' and i'm like 'great! we'll have fun'

[youremyonlyhope]

Continuing the journey of watching Survivor with my brother, we just started Pearl Islands today and his girlfriend is joining us now.

Within 2 seconds of Sandra’s first confessional, they both said “I love her!” and when she was bartering in the village my brother was like “She’s amazing, she has to win.”

So this season should be fun.

[cellsshapedlikestars]

Idk if you're taking prompts or would even want to do this one because it is so dumb... Just finished watching Too Hot To Handle on Netflix and goodness what a great show. Idk if you've watched it but would love to see what your headcanons are if Jon and Sansa were to ever go on that show. Loved your bach fic!

I will admit that I haven't seen Too Hot to Handle! I remember seeing it on Netflix and thinking 'oh that sounds awful'. My consumption of reality shows is very specific and I honestly couldn't tell you what the qualifier is.

The shows I can deal with: Bachelor franchise (but only if I'm watching with my Bach bff), Are You the One, The Circle, and Terrace House.

Things I have tried watching and immediately turned off: Love Island, Temptation Island.

I assumed THtH would be like the second group, but I also dismissed The Circle at first, so maybe I'll give I a shot. Plus Chloe!

As for headcanons:

I have trouble seeing Jon on any reality show without someone forcing his hand tbh, but the fact that THtH has prize money helps with that. So:

Jon needs money for... Something. Let's say he works at a Direwolf reserve and they're having trouble getting funding and so his coworkers sign him up for a reality show to get the prize money and they're all like "Jon you were mostly celibate in the army anyway, you could totally do this" (which, sidebar: the wiki says they aren't even allowed to masturbate?? How do they know if they do??? Do they film them in the shower????)

Sansa goes on for fun. She likes the show and one night she and her friends get drunk and she signs up for it and then she's like why not, you know? She's pretty sure she's going to hate every guy who goes on, but the money would be nice to have.

I don't know what happens on the show specifically, but the rest is a generic: they're both surprised to find someone they actually like and are extremely tempted to break the no-sex rule and the viewers love them and they're a fan favorite couple. The end

(also, I think the Direwolf reserve plot was something I came up with when @chispas-and-broken-bindings and I were joking around about me writing a Circle AU?? She came up with something better, but I'm just recycling old plot ideas apparently)