#but she has the normal level of bastardry as most cats but is like smarter than most I've had | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cuntwrap--supreme · 11 months ago

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Cat has learned that she can bring her toys to me and I'll throw them for infinite hunting fun.

Unfortunately, she has also learned that she can smack her toys off the top step and cut out the middle man (me), much to the displeasure of both the people on the other side of my stairs and the people below me 😐

#cat #kitten #the longer i have her the more I'm finding out that she's a really smart cat. which is not good.#i don't have the means to catproof a lot of the stuff she gets into #i figured she'd be a big dumb baby like most cats. just two brain cells and all the bastard energy #but she has the normal level of bastardry as most cats but is like smarter than most I've had #and that scares me #like. when she does something she shouldn't there's like a sentience in her eyes that says 'yeah. i did that. what are you gonna do?'#and sometimes the answer is lock her in the bathroom or laundry room for a bit #cleaning is impossible. if i don't lock her away she destroys all my progress.#she's learned how to break into the dog's food and the drawer where i keep her toys at night #(because if i don't lock up her toys she'll bring all of them to my bed and drop them on me but also play with them loudly so i can't sleep)#she's figured out she can lift up one of my smaller rugs and push her toys underneath so she can hunt them there #she knows how to set off my motion activated hall light and does so if I'm not giving her enough attention (while I'm sleeping!!!?!)

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