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deerspherestudios · 2 days ago
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hii, how are u? :3
Resting!! Recuperating,, I'd love to answer asks (esp abt Atom!) and queue some fanart but I didn't realize how much rest I needed after being done with Astronought hdhdhs.
I'll be back soon; thank you for asking!! <3
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49scribes-a · 7 years ago
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{--Everybody in this stream was fucking HIGH.--}
He's either also cold or he's going through withdrawals, one of the two.
No he's having a seizure
STOP BOUNCING DEAK
All those burnt corpses look like bacon to me
Crispy dragon-charred bacon
Human jerky
I’d love some jerky rn
Id push you
BACKFLIP BACK FLIP
you're a COWARD. GO TO THE TOP
NO
EMBRACE THE JUMP
EAGLE JUMP
jfc
theres a hay pile at the bottom waiting to catch you. youll be fine
because physics works for you in this game
t his isn't assasin's c r e ed
yes it is. right?
Wrong game
that's what we're watching?
theres is clearly hay
i see parkor
hay and parkour= ass creed
exact
HRDCORE PARKOR
lavi looks like a hobbit ngl. i mean deak
hes gonna steal the ring from gollum
can u see the eye of mordor
hes carrying it
it is
jump. you'll live
Holy shit I survived
TOLD U
the eye of mordor is mobile now
it was great
7/10
TOLD U UR IL CHILD BEARING BONES WOULD CATCH YOU - THEYRE SPRINGY AND RESILIENT
U did it
congrdeurtions
am i having a stroke
Ashdjsjdk
idk - were all varying seconds behind of each other. so mavbe
Who keeps a deer pelt with bread smh
makes sense
That’s why they all sick in Skyrim
the deer pelt is surprisingly sterile
can't have the babes
its the most sterile thing in thie fucking game
you're right
i cant believe deak is aa hobbit
idk if its gonna keep your bread all spongy tho
just wrap it tight. it'll be fine
I mean it was stale so probably not
and your breads gonna tste kinda funny
tHTAT'S PRETTY
SKYRIM IS PRETTY
Noice
AESHTETIC
I CAN TYPE I SWEAR
straight up
r U havin' a stroke?
mE VISION KEEPS BLURRING
I wanna go somepe similar to skyrim, take up residency in n bandoned castle. spruce it up
go to europe
and then pretend im a ghost haunting it when visitor come
they have random "castles"
tHAT SKY THO
SCREEN SHOTS. NICE. GOOD CHOICE
I dont want [castles] I want C A S T L E S
we all have dreams
sweet dreams are made of thiiissss
My dream is to be able to spell astetic
who am i to disagree
you men bees
Asthmatic
mean*
travel the world and the seven seas
Jesus Christ
aesthetic?
Yes that one!
antsthetic
I wanna lick the sugar candy in the sky
Aesthetic !!
antstetic?antstatic?ant static
aunt stacy
A e s t h e t I c
that sounds like something Ant-Man would say
sunnylantern gets it = w=
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUND UN DUN DUN ANT MAAAAANNN H A
Why is that corpse thiccer then I am
duran duran hungry like the wolf
wait, I missed the corpse
we have to go back for the corpse
go back for the corpse, tho
leave NO man behind
you mean jeky
jerky*
no it's jeky
nO
okay, I thought I saw a shadow back there and it looked like a werewolf
we do not waste jerky
Bacon
Mmmmm Bacon....
bc u cannibals wanna eat them
it might have been
don't waste good meat
jfc
Meat is meat
meat is meat. yes
they dead they don't care
exactly
bacon is delicious as hell
MEAT MEAT MEAT
HEATHENS
sos jerky
ALL OF U
U'R A HEATHEN 2 DON'T PLAY COY
scuse you - were pagan
i'm an angel
sounds fake
idk what ur talking about
wOW
it does sound fake
Im pure so I mean
We're all heathens
sounds fake
we're all heathens yes
all my friends are heathens
take it slow
take it slow
(twenty one pilots voice) all my friends are heathens-GDI
TOO SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW
LMAO
wait for them to ask u who u kno
please don't make
i forgot the damn lyrics
any sudden moves
any sudden moves
AAYY
pfffbbbbt
u don't know the half of the abuse
Y’all remember all that smh
XD
hell yeah man
it catchy
Can’t even remember my middle name
s AM E
same
adopt a child. it's time
tbh - replace remembering our names with more important infrmation, like musical lyrics...people use those alot
my middle name is simple as heck. it's only 3 letters
adopting children usually doesn't go well; just look at doug
dic
Hige. No.
ann
but
No
Mine is four and yet :->
dick:smiley:
mine is 5 letters
NO. Dicks.
mINE IS FOUR
yep, that's my middle name. u caught me
mines four too
Ahsjdjdjd
Maybe we all have the same middle name
i'm Liz Dick now
LMAO
Liz dick taylor
'cause we all have the same middle name
has a nice flow
it does doesn't it?
not me
i'm proud of my name
mine is 3 letters
naw. it's Dick now
its four now
Nope, it three
FINE. Dic
ass
U CAN BE THE HALF SSED DIC
there u go
Hjssjjs
oh yeaaaa
sounds like that's yours, isa
OOOHHH
wow
DANG
: )
SNAP
isa ass
isass
has a ring
ees ass
isa sass
Eat a ss
thees assthesis
isa's ass
prometheous
you're all terrible
w he e z e s
WHERE DO U GET THAT. FROM ISA ASS.
rhymes with thesis
prometheass
that name makes me uncomfortable
I want that as my new name
hahahahahah
Prod the a sa
i blame the movie and all the movies that's connected to that one. I get nightmares
don't worry i'll protect you
really tho, me middle name means darling in french so
aren't u special
i'm an angel
meanie
all of u can fight me
u'r an angle, isa
ur no angel, isa
My middle name is from my great grandmother
I was named aftar a slutty country singer. and a car
PHHHHTTTT
i was named after *no one*
a car and a country singer. fuck me
my middle name is Spanish
lucky
QUESO
i'm hispanic and my middle name ain't hispanic :confused:
UR MIDDLE NAME IS QUESO
THREE LETTERS, HIGE
KSO
3 LETTERS, HIGE
osHIT
I'm hispanic and all my names be hispanic
THAT HAPPENED
the kink cavern
the falling cavern
u and deak gonna kink it up in here
WHy
wait ....still children in this. nvm
because it's expected
Looks like stds grow there ngl
deak is a child. cover his eyes
WH A T. WHERE DID THAT GO TO. WHY IT COLLAPSE JUST NOW
See that’s the stds falling from the roof
you guys are behind me, my gosh. that happened like 10 seconds ago
too much sex in this ramshackle place
No one cleans that place
no one needs to. don't get paid enough for that shit
its the jizz....it gets between the cracks and degrades the foundation
between teh /cracks/
KEK
Can’t people f uck in the bed like normal humans
naw son. too vanilla, they get bored
i
omg
wow
Back in my day we used beds and called it woohoo
this is not SIMS
back in my day, we got in bed and wrestled
i'M CR YGIN
AGSHDJSJ that’s where all my sex ed comes from shdjsjd
Back in my day we fucked on the floor like REAL MEN
WHOA NOW. CALM URSELF
COVER THINE EYES, CHILDREN
Crying my lord
I'M TOO ACE FOR THIS
YOU BETTER BE PRAYIN TO UR LORD AND NOT CRYIN
back in my day, we walked 4 miles with ONE FUCKIN' SHOE
relatable
and we shared between 5 of us
Through the snow
ok but same
bc I ate the other shoe
gdi hige
hige thought it was jerky
I did
it was jerky
Must of burnt it
Anything chewy nd tough is jerky
ye bro. learn from hige
...skin?
def
ye
n o
y e
skin is the jerkiest of all
And I’m the one that needs to pray
and the people are jerky, too 'cause they're jerks sometimes
Take the pot
smoke the pot
^^^^to both
I mean-cogh
dO NOT SMOKE THE POT. JFC HIGE
taste the pot
smell the pot
be the pot
BE the pot, yep
be the pot
It’s pn legal now
why are you HERE
smoke that khajiit drug thing
why did you come back to the kink dungeon
DO IT
we're all pots now
i'm a potu'r a pot
we're all pots
or drink it, i don't remember what it is
moonshine
Does the room smell like pot?
I put a pot on me head and nw im a pot head
. . .
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW
I...
y did u make me read that with my own 2 eyes
wait wrong reference
NO
-leaves-
That’s a bad ref
i h8 isa
whe ez e s
Nasty
i'ms or ry
Talk about HEATHEN
go sit in the corner and think about what u've done
u'r no angel
they cant, the corners are mine. all of them
fuckin' share
u already knew this, liz
i did
I Still remember that video like tbwas uesterdyayb
lucifer was an angel too
Was
yesterday
T'was
luifer is still pretty hot I hear
Gdi
SHUT UP
-eye brow wiggle-
omg
hoNHON
EIFFEL TOWER
ur banned from my next stream, hige
BAGUETTE
NO TEW2 FOR YOU
EIFFEL TOWER
NO. PLS. ILL BE GOOD
BAGUETTE
The Eiffel Tower reminds me of something else but idk why
B A N N E D
ILL CALL YOU MASTER AND WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR AND EVERYTHING
goodbye hige
PLS
doug's got that eiffel tower dick. bye
-pBFT
that pill dick
Hm.
i'll see myself out
more like
Wait was there an anime with an Eiffel Tower :thinking:
there was a show with an eiffel tower. and a lady bug,and a cat, and moths
chaat noir
it was cray
Miraculous Ladybug
Nah thinking of something ten times as traumatizing
wow u guys got it
sCREAMS
y that
o 3 o
sCREAMS TOO
But it might of just been a Tower
I watch it every now and then
are u sacrificing deak to the old gods
and the new
the new season?
gotta go fast. gotta go fast
Are u making jerky
OH new gods
gOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FF -FF-F-F-F-F-FASTER
honey you've got a big storm comin'
SANIC X
I was singing that during one of my streams
u didnt stutter over the Faster part. it doesnt count
I did tho
i have to go make jerky
this music still makes me think of South Park Stick of Truth
pats gently
Sleep is for the weak
And i. Am v weak
whimps. sleep is for the dead
grnted. we are all very dead inside already so....
Guess y’all better get me a coffin then cause imma be sleep in an hour probs. Maybe two. Depends on how much my dog wants to piss me off tonight
SCREAMS THO I FINALLY GOT A FIRE STARTED AND IT CRASHED
LMAO
Rip fire
RIP KIT
no fire
It burned too bright
only suffering
tiger tiger burning bright
Face the dark and cold like a dragon
fuckin capitilism
U can do it kit. Build that fire
How do u skill up in camping ?
Desk looks short.
Deak*
no. hes desk now
he's always been desk
your kindling loks like dog turds
They do I know my dog turds
ive stepped in enough dog shit to know my turds
I’ve picked up enough dog crap to know mine
baaah
Except those look like old ones. All cold and dried out
why do u need the fire anyway
Warmth, light, happiness
DEAK WAS STRANGLING A RAT BEFORE IT CRASHED
Yuh oh
I HEARD ITS LIL ANGRY RAT SOUNDS
The rat crashed the game to live
Rat god
rat ruh raggy
Why kill a werewolf when u can date kne
This little meter shows wet and cold. Gotta keep em down.
thats bswe all know lavis always wet bc hes a horny rabbit
IAHSJSJSJS
I mean u know rabbits...
Wear a coat and u will be warm
gotta hump like theres no tomorrow
Sex keeps u warm..I think
Actually I don’t know:thinking:
id imagine to bodies that sit at 98 degrees F while doing nthing get pretty hot when pressed together and doing activities that raise your blod pressure
thats like a 400 degree sauna right there if my maths right. pretty toasty
....that makes me wanna never do anything cause Thats HOT
goodsex is bad - its how babies are made and we dont want none of that
Condoms are a thing
so are holes and accidents
Ajsjsjsj being gay means no babies
Why do u think Im here
W o w
U
bruh
They’re happy accidents
Tru, Hays where the other half of my sex ed comes in. One half is sims the other is p orn
they are good teachers. pornhub is good to us
Yeah on what not to do I found some kessed up stuff. That’s where I found that shrek video
Spongeknob squarenuts
I can honestly say I have seen worse. Anime p orn is another layer of hell
And then there were three
Wow what a cool dog
THE THREE AMIGOS. THE THREE MUSKETEERS. NOW WITH LESS BLACK SPOTS. or was that treasure island-squints-
That was treasure island
Wood looks so crunchy
I read moby dick, the three musketeers, treasure island, huckleberry fin, tom sawyer and a few others but. fuck me if I remember them in their entirety
I read that as “I read my dick” and I was very concerned
wood - the original forbidden fruit
DEAK GT TURBERCULOSIS
Is that a naked man
prbsi mean this is sex dungeon
My god. Worst kink
why two lil kids re crwling around it giving themselves aids is beyound me
This is the least sexy sex dungeon let’s be real here. No mood lighting, cold. No r and b music. Where’s the pizzazz
maybe they played music on the bones
Yeah cause that’s sexy//
it is if ur a skeleton fucker in the undertale fandom
Do NOT. I have nightmares about that fandom
I can no longer look at a naked anatomical skeleton in all casual and comfort anymore
Wow really just moved the money for that gold
Honestly seeing them with dicks that are blue and glowing is just. V bad. I have seen so many things. and every time I see an actual factual human skeleton now. its all I see
I’m glad are the men here in this dungeon are napping so well
and I am very uncomfortable with naked skeletons
Aren’t all.:.skeletons naked ?
Guess they are wearing skin...
Deaks hair is Cheeto colored which is honest such a look:tm: you rub your hand through deaks hair. your fingers come back stained with neon orange dust
Cheeto dandruff
whose playin the meat sticks again
what
i heard the meaty slaps
i still hear them
alright. go gather your quotes you quote whore
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officialdamonalbarn · 8 years ago
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first of all , Jesus christcant believe im bout to answer 104 questions but Hey i might as well
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? i would say: dude wheres my clothes2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? cant think of a clever joke to make about Not having kissed a single soul in my life3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? wey obviously i fuckin would Christ 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yeah its 8 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? hmm6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? gmhhh yeah 7. What does your last received text say? “fuck you”8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? i dont know , many times i hope9. Where was your last kiss at? somewhere nice i hope10. When is the last time you saw your sister? like 30 seconds ago shes brushing her teeth in the bathroom11. What do you drink in the morning? water and green tea always12. Where did you sleep last night? in my Ikea bed ..edgy question though13. Do you think relationships are hard? sometimes14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? yes15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? no as a matter of fact the problem is There is no one in the room its so lonely God16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? what kind of fuckin numpty would RATHER it be rainy?17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Im sure i do18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? sweatPants19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? yeah i do or otherwise..Sad20. Does anyone like you? i dont know i sure hope so21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No22. Is the last person you kissed gay? who is this Last Person I Kissed? i dont know them ive never even seen them quit asking me about them23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? yes. Yes24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? yeah But i dont care25. In the past week have you cried? yeah but only cause i was Gettin a hard time off Some Bullshit26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Hes a bordercollie.. My Boy27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? in there28. Have you ever kissed a football player? No.29. Do you think you’re old? i’ll think im old when im 70.30. Do you like text messaging? tell u the truth yes i do i like it a lot31. What type of day are you having? sort of good32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? i have but i decided never to do that33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? cold as long as it isnt I-Cant-Move-My-Fingers cold34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? of course!!!!!35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? relationship36. Are you a simple or complicated person? I’ll tell you later when i find out37. What song are you listening to? my ma & sister talking and its Not up there w the favourites I must say38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? more often than not39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? no.40. What made you start liking the person you like now? i dont think u can really answer something like that cause sometimes you just like someone and there needs to be no one good reason for liking them you just do41. When did you last receive a text message? hour ago42. What is wrong with you right now? hmm dont open that door43. How well do you know the last female you texted? not too well but i like her44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? well not just anyone !! but someone if i liked them then i guess46. Are you in a good mood right now? yeah i am47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? mawmaw48. What color shirt are you wearing? black49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? absolutely50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yeah51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? no!!52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? yeah53. Do you like rain? if i dont have to stand in it then yes54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? naw i wouldnt mind55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? yeah a lot of times. i nearly never ever tell someone if i like them56. Do you like to cuddle? of course57. Are you shy? i dont know. sometimes58. Do you get along with girls? yeah59. Have you dated the person you texted last? no rip60. What do you carry with you at all times? my phone61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? supposed haunted house Absolutely. A real one (assuming they exist dhdhd) i dont think i could, not alone62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? I hope 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? no64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? if that happened. i would suffer from cardiac arrest65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? i dont recall Im sorry dnjdjd66. How old are the last three people you kissed? boo67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? i hate both but i pick zebra print because i absolutely cant stand leopard print, not on clothes. its so Fuckinf ugly no offence to leopards69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i dont…Have a car70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? would i rather Fucking what?71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? god. iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? in london with my good friends that im no longer friends with rip Brothers in arms i stilll love Yiou lads good ol memories 73. Do you like diet soda? no i wont poison my body w that shite. Diet sodas are just chemicals74. What color are the walls in your room? one of them is brown and the rest are white75. Are you 16 or older? im 1676. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? no? obviously a fucking do not?77. Do you have a job? no :(78. What are your initials? V. K. H. 79. Did you ever have braces? no my teeth have always been fuckin Perfect no joke80. Are you from the south? no im from the very very north from a global perspective like, but Im from the south of my country81. What does your last status on facebook say? no idea i ditched fb a long time ago82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? i dont think ive talked to them Yet 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? ah i dont know84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? no im not about tht shit85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? answered already it was trainspotting86. Do you smoke? No87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? heels88. Is your phone touch screen? yeah what is this, 2007?89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? straigth90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? yeah dhdhd91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool92. Have you ever made out in a car? no93. …Had sex in a car? i can assure you i have not94. Are you single or in a relationship? single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? i can Say with great pride that i was probably sleeping 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? new years eve97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yea 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? no 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? hmm No100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? sure but isnt everyone 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? a what? No102. Name your favorite Kesha song: name my favourite kesha song? name my favourite kesha song?103. Do you have any tan lines right now? No104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? answered already
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