#but naw a nice and simple 'how are you' its v nice of u to ask!!

[deerspherestudios]

hii, how are u? :3

Resting!! Recuperating,, I'd love to answer asks (esp abt Atom!) and queue some fanart but I didn't realize how much rest I needed after being done with Astronought hdhdhs.

I'll be back soon; thank you for asking!! <3

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{--Everybody in this stream was fucking HIGH.--}

He's either also cold or he's going through withdrawals, one of the two.

No he's having a seizure

STOP BOUNCING DEAK

All those burnt corpses look like bacon to me

Crispy dragon-charred bacon

Human jerky

I’d love some jerky rn

Id push you

BACKFLIP BACK FLIP

you're a COWARD. GO TO THE TOP

NO

EMBRACE THE JUMP

EAGLE JUMP

jfc

theres a hay pile at the bottom waiting to catch you. youll be fine

because physics works for you in this game

t his isn't assasin's c r e ed

yes it is. right?

Wrong game

that's what we're watching?

theres is clearly hay

i see parkor

hay and parkour= ass creed

exact

HRDCORE PARKOR

lavi looks like a hobbit ngl. i mean deak

hes gonna steal the ring from gollum

can u see the eye of mordor

hes carrying it

it is

jump. you'll live

Holy shit I survived

TOLD U

the eye of mordor is mobile now

it was great

7/10

TOLD U UR IL CHILD BEARING BONES WOULD CATCH YOU - THEYRE SPRINGY AND RESILIENT

U did it

congrdeurtions

am i having a stroke

Ashdjsjdk

idk - were all varying seconds behind of each other. so mavbe

Who keeps a deer pelt with bread smh

makes sense

That’s why they all sick in Skyrim

the deer pelt is surprisingly sterile

can't have the babes

its the most sterile thing in thie fucking game

you're right

i cant believe deak is aa hobbit

idk if its gonna keep your bread all spongy tho

just wrap it tight. it'll be fine

I mean it was stale so probably not

and your breads gonna tste kinda funny

tHTAT'S PRETTY

SKYRIM IS PRETTY

Noice

AESHTETIC

I CAN TYPE I SWEAR

straight up

r U havin' a stroke?

mE VISION KEEPS BLURRING

I wanna go somepe similar to skyrim, take up residency in n bandoned castle. spruce it up

go to europe

and then pretend im a ghost haunting it when visitor come

they have random "castles"

tHAT SKY THO

SCREEN SHOTS. NICE. GOOD CHOICE

I dont want [castles] I want C A S T L E S

we all have dreams

sweet dreams are made of thiiissss

My dream is to be able to spell astetic

who am i to disagree

you men bees

Asthmatic

mean*

travel the world and the seven seas

Jesus Christ

aesthetic?

Yes that one!

antsthetic

I wanna lick the sugar candy in the sky

Aesthetic !!

antstetic?antstatic?ant static

aunt stacy

A e s t h e t I c

that sounds like something Ant-Man would say

sunnylantern gets it = w=

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUND UN DUN DUN ANT MAAAAANNN H A

Why is that corpse thiccer then I am

duran duran hungry like the wolf

wait, I missed the corpse

we have to go back for the corpse

go back for the corpse, tho

leave NO man behind

you mean jeky

jerky*

no it's jeky

nO

okay, I thought I saw a shadow back there and it looked like a werewolf

we do not waste jerky

Bacon

Mmmmm Bacon....

bc u cannibals wanna eat them

it might have been

don't waste good meat

jfc

Meat is meat

meat is meat. yes

they dead they don't care

exactly

bacon is delicious as hell

MEAT MEAT MEAT

HEATHENS

sos jerky

ALL OF U

U'R A HEATHEN 2 DON'T PLAY COY

scuse you - were pagan

i'm an angel

sounds fake

idk what ur talking about

wOW

it does sound fake

Im pure so I mean

We're all heathens

sounds fake

we're all heathens yes

all my friends are heathens

take it slow

take it slow

(twenty one pilots voice) all my friends are heathens-GDI

TOO SLOW.

TAKE IT SLOW

LMAO

wait for them to ask u who u kno

please don't make

i forgot the damn lyrics

any sudden moves

any sudden moves

AAYY

pfffbbbbt

u don't know the half of the abuse

Y’all remember all that smh

XD

hell yeah man

it catchy

Can’t even remember my middle name

s AM E

same

adopt a child. it's time

tbh - replace remembering our names with more important infrmation, like musical lyrics...people use those alot

my middle name is simple as heck. it's only 3 letters

adopting children usually doesn't go well; just look at doug

dic

Hige. No.

ann

but

No

Mine is four and yet :->

dick:smiley:

mine is 5 letters

NO. Dicks.

mINE IS FOUR

yep, that's my middle name. u caught me

mines four too

Ahsjdjdjd

Maybe we all have the same middle name

i'm Liz Dick now

LMAO

Liz dick taylor

'cause we all have the same middle name

has a nice flow

it does doesn't it?

not me

i'm proud of my name

mine is 3 letters

naw. it's Dick now

its four now

Nope, it three

FINE. Dic

ass

U CAN BE THE HALF SSED DIC

there u go

Hjssjjs

oh yeaaaa

sounds like that's yours, isa

OOOHHH

wow

DANG

: )

SNAP

isa ass

isass

has a ring

ees ass

isa sass

Eat a ss

thees assthesis

isa's ass

prometheous

you're all terrible

w he e z e s

WHERE DO U GET THAT. FROM ISA ASS.

rhymes with thesis

prometheass

that name makes me uncomfortable

I want that as my new name

hahahahahah

Prod the a sa

i blame the movie and all the movies that's connected to that one. I get nightmares

don't worry i'll protect you

really tho, me middle name means darling in french so

aren't u special

i'm an angel

meanie

all of u can fight me

u'r an angle, isa

ur no angel, isa

My middle name is from my great grandmother

I was named aftar a slutty country singer. and a car

PHHHHTTTT

i was named after *no one*

a car and a country singer. fuck me

my middle name is Spanish

lucky

QUESO

i'm hispanic and my middle name ain't hispanic :confused:

UR MIDDLE NAME IS QUESO

THREE LETTERS, HIGE

KSO

3 LETTERS, HIGE

osHIT

I'm hispanic and all my names be hispanic

THAT HAPPENED

the kink cavern

the falling cavern

u and deak gonna kink it up in here

WHy

wait ....still children in this. nvm

because it's expected

Looks like stds grow there ngl

deak is a child. cover his eyes

WH A T. WHERE DID THAT GO TO. WHY IT COLLAPSE JUST NOW

See that’s the stds falling from the roof

you guys are behind me, my gosh. that happened like 10 seconds ago

too much sex in this ramshackle place

No one cleans that place

no one needs to. don't get paid enough for that shit

its the jizz....it gets between the cracks and degrades the foundation

between teh /cracks/

KEK

Can’t people f uck in the bed like normal humans

naw son. too vanilla, they get bored

i

omg

wow

Back in my day we used beds and called it woohoo

this is not SIMS

back in my day, we got in bed and wrestled

i'M CR YGIN

AGSHDJSJ that’s where all my sex ed comes from shdjsjd

Back in my day we fucked on the floor like REAL MEN

WHOA NOW. CALM URSELF

COVER THINE EYES, CHILDREN

Crying my lord

I'M TOO ACE FOR THIS

YOU BETTER BE PRAYIN TO UR LORD AND NOT CRYIN

back in my day, we walked 4 miles with ONE FUCKIN' SHOE

relatable

and we shared between 5 of us

Through the snow

ok but same

bc I ate the other shoe

gdi hige

hige thought it was jerky

I did

it was jerky

Must of burnt it

Anything chewy nd tough is jerky

ye bro. learn from hige

...skin?

def

ye

n o

y e

skin is the jerkiest of all

And I’m the one that needs to pray

and the people are jerky, too 'cause they're jerks sometimes

Take the pot

smoke the pot

^^^^to both

I mean-cogh

dO NOT SMOKE THE POT. JFC HIGE

taste the pot

smell the pot

be the pot

BE the pot, yep

be the pot

It’s pn legal now

why are you HERE

smoke that khajiit drug thing

why did you come back to the kink dungeon

DO IT

we're all pots now

i'm a potu'r a pot

we're all pots

or drink it, i don't remember what it is

moonshine

Does the room smell like pot?

I put a pot on me head and nw im a pot head

. . .

IT'S ALL OGRE NOW

I...

y did u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

wait wrong reference

NO

-leaves-

That’s a bad ref

i h8 isa

whe ez e s

Nasty

i'ms or ry

Talk about HEATHEN

go sit in the corner and think about what u've done

u'r no angel

they cant, the corners are mine. all of them

fuckin' share

u already knew this, liz

i did

I Still remember that video like tbwas uesterdyayb

lucifer was an angel too

Was

yesterday

T'was

luifer is still pretty hot I hear

Gdi

SHUT UP

-eye brow wiggle-

omg

hoNHON

EIFFEL TOWER

ur banned from my next stream, hige

BAGUETTE

NO TEW2 FOR YOU

EIFFEL TOWER

NO. PLS. ILL BE GOOD

BAGUETTE

The Eiffel Tower reminds me of something else but idk why

B A N N E D

ILL CALL YOU MASTER AND WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR AND EVERYTHING

goodbye hige

PLS

doug's got that eiffel tower dick. bye

-pBFT

that pill dick

Hm.

i'll see myself out

more like

Wait was there an anime with an Eiffel Tower :thinking:

there was a show with an eiffel tower. and a lady bug,and a cat, and moths

chaat noir

it was cray

Miraculous Ladybug

Nah thinking of something ten times as traumatizing

wow u guys got it

sCREAMS

y that

o 3 o

sCREAMS TOO

But it might of just been a Tower

I watch it every now and then

are u sacrificing deak to the old gods

and the new

the new season?

gotta go fast. gotta go fast

Are u making jerky

OH new gods

gOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FF -FF-F-F-F-F-FASTER

honey you've got a big storm comin'

SANIC X

I was singing that during one of my streams

u didnt stutter over the Faster part. it doesnt count

I did tho

i have to go make jerky

this music still makes me think of South Park Stick of Truth

pats gently

Sleep is for the weak

And i. Am v weak

whimps. sleep is for the dead

grnted. we are all very dead inside already so....

Guess y’all better get me a coffin then cause imma be sleep in an hour probs. Maybe two. Depends on how much my dog wants to piss me off tonight

SCREAMS THO I FINALLY GOT A FIRE STARTED AND IT CRASHED

LMAO

Rip fire

RIP KIT

no fire

It burned too bright

only suffering

tiger tiger burning bright

Face the dark and cold like a dragon

fuckin capitilism

U can do it kit. Build that fire

How do u skill up in camping ?

Desk looks short.

Deak*

no. hes desk now

he's always been desk

your kindling loks like dog turds

They do I know my dog turds

ive stepped in enough dog shit to know my turds

I’ve picked up enough dog crap to know mine

baaah

Except those look like old ones. All cold and dried out

why do u need the fire anyway

Warmth, light, happiness

DEAK WAS STRANGLING A RAT BEFORE IT CRASHED

Yuh oh

I HEARD ITS LIL ANGRY RAT SOUNDS

The rat crashed the game to live

Rat god

rat ruh raggy

Why kill a werewolf when u can date kne

This little meter shows wet and cold. Gotta keep em down.

thats bswe all know lavis always wet bc hes a horny rabbit

IAHSJSJSJS

I mean u know rabbits...

Wear a coat and u will be warm

gotta hump like theres no tomorrow

Sex keeps u warm..I think

Actually I don’t know:thinking:

id imagine to bodies that sit at 98 degrees F while doing nthing get pretty hot when pressed together and doing activities that raise your blod pressure

thats like a 400 degree sauna right there if my maths right. pretty toasty

....that makes me wanna never do anything cause Thats HOT

goodsex is bad - its how babies are made and we dont want none of that

Condoms are a thing

so are holes and accidents

Ajsjsjsj being gay means no babies

Why do u think Im here

W o w

U

bruh

They’re happy accidents

Tru, Hays where the other half of my sex ed comes in. One half is sims the other is p orn

they are good teachers. pornhub is good to us

Yeah on what not to do I found some kessed up stuff. That’s where I found that shrek video

Spongeknob squarenuts

I can honestly say I have seen worse. Anime p orn is another layer of hell

And then there were three

Wow what a cool dog

THE THREE AMIGOS. THE THREE MUSKETEERS. NOW WITH LESS BLACK SPOTS. or was that treasure island-squints-

That was treasure island

Wood looks so crunchy

I read moby dick, the three musketeers, treasure island, huckleberry fin, tom sawyer and a few others but. fuck me if I remember them in their entirety

I read that as “I read my dick” and I was very concerned

wood - the original forbidden fruit

DEAK GT TURBERCULOSIS

Is that a naked man

prbsi mean this is sex dungeon

My god. Worst kink

why two lil kids re crwling around it giving themselves aids is beyound me

This is the least sexy sex dungeon let’s be real here. No mood lighting, cold. No r and b music. Where’s the pizzazz

maybe they played music on the bones

Yeah cause that’s sexy//

it is if ur a skeleton fucker in the undertale fandom

Do NOT. I have nightmares about that fandom

I can no longer look at a naked anatomical skeleton in all casual and comfort anymore

Wow really just moved the money for that gold

Honestly seeing them with dicks that are blue and glowing is just. V bad. I have seen so many things. and every time I see an actual factual human skeleton now. its all I see

I’m glad are the men here in this dungeon are napping so well

and I am very uncomfortable with naked skeletons

Aren’t all.:.skeletons naked ?

Guess they are wearing skin...

Deaks hair is Cheeto colored which is honest such a look:tm: you rub your hand through deaks hair. your fingers come back stained with neon orange dust

Cheeto dandruff

whose playin the meat sticks again

what

i heard the meaty slaps

i still hear them

alright. go gather your quotes you quote whore

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first of all , Jesus christcant believe im bout to answer 104 questions but Hey i might as well

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? i would say: dude wheres my clothes2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? cant think of a clever joke to make about Not having kissed a single soul in my life3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? wey obviously i fuckin would Christ 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yeah its 8 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? hmm6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? gmhhh yeah 7. What does your last received text say? “fuck you”8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? i dont know , many times i hope9. Where was your last kiss at? somewhere nice i hope10. When is the last time you saw your sister? like 30 seconds ago shes brushing her teeth in the bathroom11. What do you drink in the morning? water and green tea always12. Where did you sleep last night? in my Ikea bed ..edgy question though13. Do you think relationships are hard? sometimes14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? yes15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? no as a matter of fact the problem is There is no one in the room its so lonely God16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? what kind of fuckin numpty would RATHER it be rainy?17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Im sure i do18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? sweatPants19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? yeah i do or otherwise..Sad20. Does anyone like you? i dont know i sure hope so21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No22. Is the last person you kissed gay? who is this Last Person I Kissed? i dont know them ive never even seen them quit asking me about them23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? yes. Yes24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? yeah But i dont care25. In the past week have you cried? yeah but only cause i was Gettin a hard time off Some Bullshit26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Hes a bordercollie.. My Boy27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? in there28. Have you ever kissed a football player? No.29. Do you think you’re old? i’ll think im old when im 70.30. Do you like text messaging? tell u the truth yes i do i like it a lot31. What type of day are you having? sort of good32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? i have but i decided never to do that33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? cold as long as it isnt I-Cant-Move-My-Fingers cold34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? of course!!!!!35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? relationship36. Are you a simple or complicated person? I’ll tell you later when i find out37. What song are you listening to? my ma & sister talking and its Not up there w the favourites I must say38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? more often than not39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? no.40. What made you start liking the person you like now? i dont think u can really answer something like that cause sometimes you just like someone and there needs to be no one good reason for liking them you just do41. When did you last receive a text message? hour ago42. What is wrong with you right now? hmm dont open that door43. How well do you know the last female you texted? not too well but i like her44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? well not just anyone !! but someone if i liked them then i guess46. Are you in a good mood right now? yeah i am47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? mawmaw48. What color shirt are you wearing? black49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? absolutely50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yeah51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? no!!52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? yeah53. Do you like rain? if i dont have to stand in it then yes54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? naw i wouldnt mind55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? yeah a lot of times. i nearly never ever tell someone if i like them56. Do you like to cuddle? of course57. Are you shy? i dont know. sometimes58. Do you get along with girls? yeah59. Have you dated the person you texted last? no rip60. What do you carry with you at all times? my phone61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? supposed haunted house Absolutely. A real one (assuming they exist dhdhd) i dont think i could, not alone62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? I hope 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? no64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? if that happened. i would suffer from cardiac arrest65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? i dont recall Im sorry dnjdjd66. How old are the last three people you kissed? boo67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? i hate both but i pick zebra print because i absolutely cant stand leopard print, not on clothes. its so Fuckinf ugly no offence to leopards69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i dont…Have a car70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? would i rather Fucking what?71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? god. iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? in london with my good friends that im no longer friends with rip Brothers in arms i stilll love Yiou lads good ol memories 73. Do you like diet soda? no i wont poison my body w that shite. Diet sodas are just chemicals74. What color are the walls in your room? one of them is brown and the rest are white75. Are you 16 or older? im 1676. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? no? obviously a fucking do not?77. Do you have a job? no :(78. What are your initials? V. K. H. 79. Did you ever have braces? no my teeth have always been fuckin Perfect no joke80. Are you from the south? no im from the very very north from a global perspective like, but Im from the south of my country81. What does your last status on facebook say? no idea i ditched fb a long time ago82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? i dont think ive talked to them Yet 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? ah i dont know84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? no im not about tht shit85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? answered already it was trainspotting86. Do you smoke? No87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? heels88. Is your phone touch screen? yeah what is this, 2007?89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? straigth90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? yeah dhdhd91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool92. Have you ever made out in a car? no93. …Had sex in a car? i can assure you i have not94. Are you single or in a relationship? single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? i can Say with great pride that i was probably sleeping 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? new years eve97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yea 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? no 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? hmm No100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? sure but isnt everyone 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? a what? No102. Name your favorite Kesha song: name my favourite kesha song? name my favourite kesha song?103. Do you have any tan lines right now? No104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? answered already