#but my uncle's name was dave so i couldn't do that

[catboytenya]

There's a trans guy who works at the place I buy mice from to feed my snake and his name is Dave and I

[gassydumbjocks]

Virilite 1:

Boys will be boys

Ever since I spiked my nephew Liam's beer with a strange pill I found online when he and my brother came to watch a football match, that boy has been acting like a man, as he should.

You see, my brother Noah had a son who, don't get me wrong, I love this boy with all my soul, but god damn he had to grow up and start acting like what he was, a dude, always wearing those girly crop tops and tight-fitting jeans with bright colors because "that's who he was", I admit that I was clearly upset when he revealed to the family that he was gay, but even so I couldn't do anything and neither could Noah, so we decided to accept him as he was, until I found a way to... make him act as he should.

While looking at online articles I found this article online that was supposed to be some pills that could have an effect on the behavior and actions of the person that took them, yes, I know, very science fiction-like, still, what caught my attention was the name and objective of the pill, "Virilite" was its name, and it promised to also have an effect on the levels of testosterone produced in men, which ended up convincing me to buy it.

The instructions were simple, put them in the drink or food that said man was going to consume, once ingested the guy would enter an immediate state of trance, able to only follow the orders that another person suggested in his mind, there were even images of test subjects boys who I assume took the pill, they all had a relaxed yet funny expression, eyes crossed and some even with tongues sticking out like dogs, I couldn't help but laugh at the thought of Liam looking like that.

Just as i was now, immediatly after i got Liam to drink it after offering him a beer, he letted out an involuntary loud and guttural deep belch, which from what i knew and readed online was a sign that the pill already took effect, i had Liam in front of me with a dumb smile and an eye-crossed, glazed over look, like that huge burp just took away all his thoughts and personality.

After the first 5 minutes of calling his name and getting no response, i actually started to worry, he couldn't stay as a brainless zombie-like dumbass all his life, and Noah would find out and kill me for it, i tried to remember, i took the pill's container and readed again the instructions.

"Ohh, so i have to, uh, kinda program him?" i said and then i thought of things i could make him do, i certainly bought those pills to make the kid more like a man... So, hell, what a man i would mold out of him.

I heard him let out a dumb chuckle still with that goofy smile from before, i smirked and approached "Liam, buddy, you hear me champ, you hear uncle Dave?" i asked to make sure he could indeed hear me, he slowly nodded and let out some hiccups "great, cuz we got a lot of work to do on you, and im sure you'll love it" i say.

I think of the first command to give him, they suggest to use short and simple commands, there are plenty of manly things he needs to learn, but i think i can cover up basic stuff, i remember Noah and me asking him to join us in our protein farting contests when we relaxed in our man cave watching our team, while Liam just grimaced and waved his hand, saying it was immature and gross, i would make him change his opinion, so it was obvious what would be the command "Liam...fart, loudly and proudly, c'mon" i literally order him to fart, i just wanted to test the effectiveness of the command obeying.

Without hesitation, he lifts his right leg as high as he can, leaving his butt in the air, before a barrage of gas goes out his butt.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Its so strong, big and beefy, even for me, i have to wave the smell and open a window nearby "good lord boy! Where in the hell did you got all that gas from!?" i ask impressed, and try to recover before continuing "ok ok lets keep up!, umm, belch, a nice deep man belch" i say, waiting for it.

I didn't even have to wait when he was already patting his chest and squinting an eye to help the gas release.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPP!!!

And holy fuck, if Liam was concious, he'd know that beast burp would have easily beat his old man and me in our oftens belch offs, the pill was clearly making a miracle on him.

I was admitidly having fun on my nephew making all the stuff he found "gross" and "immature" under a pill's control, i gave him another command, just to get a good laugh "Liam, do some armpit farts, but in the last one, you'll ask me to pull your finger, you'll let out a monster fart, got it?" i asked and he nodded again, he then started with the manly symphony, he took a hand down one of his pits and started to produce the nasty sounds.

PPPPPRRRRTTT

PPPPPPRRRRRRTTT

PPPPPPRRRRRTT

PPPPPPPRRRRRTT

I saw him stop and put hand on his gut, then he talked goofily "uncle, pull my finger" he asked dumbly before laughing and extend his hand at me, i gladly accepted "oh of course kiddo, let me help you with that" i smirked and pulled it hard, unleashing the beast gas he had stuck in his rump.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

An ABSOLUTELY disgusting deep-ass and loud, nasty fart erupted from him, Liam never losing the crossed look on his face, as he hiked exaggerately his leg to force the fart out, i was shocked, but in the end, finally proud of him, i couldn't wait for Noah to see what he could do! We would think on more funny stuff to do at our just guys nights! After all, boys will be boys, right?

[meganlpie]

Nonsensical Soulmark

I’ve had this idea in my head for a little while even though this isn’t a character I typically write for, but as Ducky has recently decided she likes “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”, I’ve been getting a lot of ideas for one Maxim Horvath. So here you go! *Familiar Characters are not mine!*

Story: In a world where you have your soulmate’s age on your skin until you meet them, you are puzzled by your own mark. Not a number. A question mark. 

Warnings: Soulmate AU(surprise, surprise), angsty-ish. Open to writing a 2nd part. Not a normal fandom for me to write for.

Pairings: reader(written with fem! in mind, but no fem!pronouns were used), Maxim Horvath, Balthazar Blake x Veronica(mentioned), Dave Stutler.

When you reached a certain age, a number was supposed to appear on your skin. The number was supposedly the age your soulmate would be when you met them and it appeared in the first place your soulmate would touch your skin. The fact that your mark was on your wrist didn't faze you. What did bother you was the fact that your mark was…different. Instead of a number, you had a question mark glaring back up at you from your skin.

         It made absolutely no sense. How could the universe NOT know how old your soulmate would be when you met them? Your best friend, Dave, had been lucky. He met his soulmate at the ripe old age of ten. Granted, that was a rough time for him, but he had recently reconnected with her and things seemed to be going well aside from his new friend, Balthazar.

         You didn't care what Dave told everyone; that man was NOT his uncle. He wasn't your soulmate either. He had touched you, but it was the wrong wrist. Not that it mattered. You really didn't want for him to be your soulmate. He irritated you and he was most definitely not your type. You hoped your soulmate was nothing like Balthazar. And it seemed your hopes would be realized when you met him.

         Dave had asked you take Tank for a walk since he had been so busy with Balthazar. You'd reluctantly agreed so now you were entering Dave's "secret lab" of sorts to pick up the canine. You froze on the spot when you saw Balthazar being pinned to one of Dave's contraptions by, seemingly nothing. Two other people looked up at you and for a moment, it felt like a never ending staring contest.

         You completely ignored the Depeche Mode wannabe in favor of staring into the deep, dark eyes of the older gentlemen. Electricity crackled between you as you stared at one another. Then, as quickly as everything froze, chaos broke loose again.

         The feeling of moving against your will made you nauseous. You couldn't even process the fact that you were floating through the air toward the older gentleman you'd been gazing at. As soon as you were close to him, he grabbed your wrist. His grip wasn't tight. Only tight enough you couldn't get away. Without thinking, your hand came up of its own free will and smacked him across the face.

         His head whipped to the side and your eyes widened. You hadn't meant to do that. You weren't usually a violent person. But what surprised you more was that, as he turned back to you, something shimmered around his face. When the shimmering stopped you were greeted with sight of your name across his cheek. You gasped rather loudly as you registered that your felt like your wrist was on fire.

         The man dropped your wrist and whatever had been holding you up suddenly let go, sending you to the floor. That didn't faze you however as you instantly picked your hand up to look at your wrist. Sure enough, in place of the ridiculous question mark, there was now a name. Maxim Horvath.

         To your surprise, Balthazar began chuckling. You swung your eyes over to him for a moment. "Seems like your soulmark was right after all, wasn't it, Horvath?" The other gentleman, Maxim, glared at Balthazar with a venom you'd never seen before. The two of them continued a conversation that confused you. Something about a woman. As much as you didn't want it to hurt, it was clear Maxim wasn't happy about finding his soulmate.

         The next thing you knew, Maxim and his crony were leaving. His dark eyes met your gaze for a brief moment before he left. If you hadn't known better,  you could have sworn he looked guilty. Dave was at your side. "You okay?" You shook your head as tears began to fall. "No, David. I'm not freaking okay! All this time. All this time thinking the universe was against me and sure enough, I was right! I just met my soulmate and he wants NOTHING to do with me! Not to mention the weird crap that just happened right in front of me! When the hell were you going to tell me you went to Hogwarts, Dave?!" Dave laughed softly, shaking his head while Balthazar looked unimpressed.

         "Horvath has been looking for you for a long time," Balthazar interjected, earning a glare from you. You really didn't like that man. "I'm sorry, did you see the way he looked at me?" Balthazar nodded.

         "I did. His soulmark stopped making sense a long time ago for him so he set his sights on Veronica, a friend of us both and my soulmate. When Veronica inevitably chose me over him, Horvath's heart was broken. He tried every way possible to get rid of that soulmark because he didn't believe in destiny choosing for us, not when his heart yearned for another. But believe me when I say that Horvath needs you and he will come for you once he's had time to process. That's when we'll get the Grimhold."

         "Balthazar, no. We're not using Y/N as bait." Your glare at the older man hardened even further. "You know what, no. I'm not doing this. At all. If he wants to ignore whatever screwed up fate we're dealing with, that's fine. I can handle the consequences. But I won't be part of some little game between you and he over some woman." With that, you turned on your heel to leave as your mind raced with thoughts of the dark-eyed gentleman that would likely never accept you as his soulmate.

(a/n: Maxim is probably one of my favorite Molina characters besides Otto and I really enjoyed writing this. The next fic will be either a Gotham or a Harry Potter fic.)

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[z-iridest]

I Am Phoenix- A My Hero Academia Fanfic

Chapter 15- What's In A Name:

The first place prize for the Sports Festival was an invitation to I-Expo, but since Melissa and I were already planning to bring Dad to I- Island, it didn't make sense for me to have an extra ticket. Since Dad was mentoring Midoriya, I figured Dad would bring him along as a guest, which left one person I could think of that had earned the right to go...

"Bakugo, wait up!" I jogged to catch up with the blond after school the same day the Sports Festival ended. He stopped, turning around.

"What'd you want?" He asked, sounding as grumpy as he looked. I gave him the ticket, and he instantly looked confused while looking it over. "The hell's this?"

"First place prize for the Sports Festival. Since I'm already going, it's a thank you for going all out. I might have won, but you earned it." I looked away from him, feeling my face burning. "You can bring whoever you want with you as a guest, so maybe Kirishima or Kaminari'll want to go with." I shrugged a bit. My phone went off. "Gotta go, see you round." I gave a small goodbye before taking off, and I could have sworn I heard a small but gruff:

"Thank you." 

I stopped training for a minute, panting as I remembered giving the invite to Bakugo a couple days ago since I was already going to I-Expo through Melissa. I-Expo was pretty much a summer tradition between Melissa, Uncle Dave and I. That is, when Melissa wasn't busy with schoolwork like she was last year... And this time, Dad was going too, which meant that Uncle Dave and Dad could see each other again after... Oh geeze, how long has it been?

I took a drink of water, sitting down for a second. I probably could have given the ticket to one of the girls, but Bakugo had given me a real fight, he didn't hold back. It was something I could respect... I went back inside to shower after the training session. I know what you're thinking: Didn't Mr Aizawa tell you guys to take the next couple days to rest? Yes, but I can't sit still when I'm at home, gimme a break! Before I could jump in though, my phone rang. I looked at the caller ID. An unknown number? What the hell? Probably not the smartest thing, but I answered it. "Hello?"

"Yagi, it's Todoroki." How the hell did he even... You know what, I don't wanna know. 

"Oh, hey, Todoroki. How are you?" I asked, sitting at the island in the kitchen.

"I'm all right.... How are you?" He questioned. I couldn't help but smile.

"I'm good. So, what's up?"

"I just... Needed to tell someone this." I waited for him to continue. "I saw my Mom today. My old man threw her in a mental hospital when I was a kid, I haven't seen her in a long time."

"You did? How'd it go?" I asked, leaning on my arm a bit.

"We both cried... But, it felt good to talk to her again." I smiled softly at this.

"I bet... How're you feeling?" I asked.

"Determined... I... want to be the best hero I can... I want to save her from that place." While I didn't know the full story of what had happened, I was glad he had gotten to see his Mom at least to start repairing his relationship with her. We continued to talk for a while, and by the time we hung up, I felt my heart ache. I missed my Mom, more than anything, but I was happy for Todoroki. He was able to see his Mom again... I saved Todoroki's contact info for later before I got a text from Midoriya.

'Hey! Sorry, Hino, I probably should have told you sooner, but I gave Todoroki your number, he said he wanted to talk to you about something...' Oh, that's how he got my number... Makes sense. 'Listen, if you're not doing anything, do you wanna have dinner with me and my Mom? She's been dying to meet you.' Dinner with Mrs. Midoriya? While the thought made me nervous, I was curious to find out what Midoriya's mom was like.

'Sure! I just finished up training, so I'll get cleaned up and head on over, text me the address and I'll see you in a bit.'  I showered, and dressed in casual attire. It was just a T-shirt with my Mom's hero insignia and jeans with a pair of black sneakers, but I thought I looked good. I put my hair in my usual ponytail before heading for the address Midoriya texted me. I hesitated slightly before knocking on the door. When it opened, I saw Izuku in front of me.

"Hey, you made it! Come on in, Hino." He greeted.

"Hey, thanks for the invite." I smiled as I entered the doorway, taking my shoes off and putting on the house slippers Izuku showed me. Once I was ready, he brought me further inside.

"Hey, Mom, my friend's here." He called to her as he led the way. I looked around. They had a beautiful home that had an open kitchen and living room, and straight ahead of me in the hallway were two separate rooms, one of which the door held a sign that screamed my Dad's merch and had his name in gold letters. I smiled before going into the living room to meet my host. When I came face to face with her, it was like I was seeing double of Izuku. Big, round green eyes and green hair, though hers were darker than his, and her hair was straight and shoulder-length, with a small and spiky ponytail at the back. She was taller than me by an inch, but she was a round woman that reminded me of the comfort of home. "Hino, this is my Mom, Inko Midoriya. Mom, this is the friend I've been telling you about, Hinotori." I bowed in respect.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, especially considering Izuku talks highly of you all the time, and thank you so much for inviting me to your home. It's beautiful." I replied.

"The pleasure's all mine, Hinotori, it's lovely to meet the friend my Izuku's been talking about all this time." She smiled. "Dinner'll be ready in a few minutes, so why don't you two grab a seat in the living room and catch up."

"Is there anything I can help with?" I asked. She giggled.

"Oh, no, sweetheart. You grab a seat and dinner'll be ready soon. From what Izuku's told me, you've been training extra hard the past couple days, it's about time you give your muscles some proper fuel." She told me, gently shooing me toward the couch. I couldn't help but giggle.

"Okay, but if you need help, just holler my name." I told her.

"I will." She beamed before scurrying back to the kitchen. I smiled.

"So, Hino, did Todoroki end up contacting you?" Izuku asked.

"Actually, yeah, he did. He called before you texted me... He got to see his Mom." From the look on his face alone, Midoriya already knew the situation with Todoroki and his family, or at least part of it.

"He did? How did it go, how's he doing?" Izuku asked. So, I told him what Todoroki told me. By the time I was done, he breathed in relief. "I'm glad it went so well, and even more so that he's okay."

"Me too... Honestly, I hope things continue to work out for him. But, it's Iida I'm worried about." I brought up.

"Honestly, me too." Midoriya looked down. "I've been worried since you told me what happened. I just hope everything's all right."

"Me too. When he sets his mind to something, it's all he can see. He'll get himself into trouble if he's not careful..." I trailed off, not wanting to think about the consequences of Iida were to go after the person responsible.

"Now, now, you two, that's enough of that sad talk, let's give your bodies some fuel." Mrs Midoriya told us, shuffling into the dining area. My stomach rumbled at the smell of the katsudon she'd cooked, making both of them giggle. 

"Guess I'm hungrier than I thought." I sheepishly giggled.

"Come on, let's eat." Izuku replied as we got up, sitting at the table. 

"Hinotori, I couldn't help but notice your shirt. Is that Ace's symbol?" She asked. I nodded.

"Yeah, Ace was my mom." I answered as I sat down. When I caught her glance, she was smiling softly. 

"Despite the horrible things you've gone through this year, I think it's safe to say your mother would be proud of the strong and sweet young woman you've grown into." Inko told me. I smiled.

"Thank you, Mrs. Midoriya." I replied.

"You call me Inko, sweetheart. If you need anything at all, you can come to me." She gently patted my hand.

"Thank you, Inko." I smiled, and when she smiled back, her eyes shone brightly, just like Izuku's when he smiled. I found myself at ease as I ate dinner with the Midoriyas, and afterward, we reviewed the Sports Festival footage together. I saw for myself how Midoriya had caught up with me. I sighed a bit after it got to the final tournament, watching his match with Todoroki. "We really need to find a way for you to control that power better... Maybe some way for you to hold it over your entire body like I do with my flame armor."

"At 100%?!" He shrieked, looking at me wide eyed.

"Not right away, you'll break every bone in your body if you tried. I mean starting from what your body can handle and building up, kinda like building a tolerance." I told him, pulling my feet under me and leaning on my elbow, my palm holding my cheek. 

"How am I supposed to do that?" He asked.

"Well, since Quirks are physical abilities, I'd assume training, though I don't think Dad would be any help in that department. I'd help, but I'm honestly not sure how to direct you how to do it." I crossed my arms over my chest, frowning in thought.

When we went back to school the next day, it was dark and raining, and it felt... Almost ominous... I scrolled through my phone as I rode the train to school, trying to ignore the fact that my Mom had been involved in that fatal fight 9 years ago that day. "Psst. Hey... Hey, you, kid." I raised my head to find a man smiling softly at me. "You're Hinotori Yagi from Class 1-A, right? You were amazing in the Sports Festival." The man's words had turned the attention of everyone around us. Pretty soon, I had everyone around me congratulating me. "Keep up the good work, young hero!" They all told me at the same time as I got off the train.

"Oh, thank you so much!" I bowed in respect before I left the station, heading to school. But, the bad feeling hadn't gone away. I felt like something was wrong, but couldn't place it... Why do I feel like this? Like I did the day Mom died? I thought, wishing that this feeling of dread would just be washed away by the rain...

"Morning, Hino." Izuku greeted, breaking me out of my thoughts.

"Hey, good morning." I greeted back, before noticing he looked tired. "You okay?" He nodded.

"I just feel like I'm barely awake..." He answered. Before I could reply, we heard a familiar voice call out to us. 

"Good morning Midoriya and Yagi!" We both turned to see our class president heading toward us. He was decked out in rain boots and a green poncho with a hood that was pulled over his head, making it easy for him to run and stay dry.

"Whoa, Iida! You really went all out with the rain gear." Izuku observed. 

"Why on Earth are you two walking so slowly?" He passed us. "You'll be late!"

"There's five minutes until the first bell, what'd you mean we'll be late?" I asked as we hurried after him. 

"UA students should always arrive ten minutes early, don't you think?" He questioned in counter before speeding up. Izuku and I looked at each other before we followed our classmate inside. As I shook the rain off my umbrella and put it in the spot designated for our class, Izuku spoke up.

"So, um, Iida..."

"If it's about my brother, don't be concerned." Iida cut off Izuku as he put on his school shoes and took his hood off. "I'm sorry if I made you worry, everything'll be fine." He assured as he turned to look at us before we headed toward our classroom. Judging by the look on Izuku's face, he was just as worried as I was. The look in his eyes didn't match what he said, something was obviously wrong... Once we were in our class, everyone was buzzing from the past couple days.

"It's so weird that people recognize us from TV. Everyone wanted to talk to me on my way here." Mina was saying.

"Yeah, me too!" Kirishima grinned.

"People on the street were staring at me! It was kind of embarrassing..." Hagakure shifted a bit.

"Sure, but isn't that pretty normal for you?" Ojiro asked. Oh my god, this boy...

"You won't believe what a bunch of elementary school brats yelled at me." Sero spoke up.

"Nice try?" Tsu and I guessed at the same time, making Sero groan.

"All it took was one Sports Festival and suddenly we're like celebrities." Kaminari told Mineta.

"This school really is amazing." Mineta replied. The door opened as everyone stopped talking and took their seats. 

"Morning." 

"Good morning, Mr Aizawa." We all greeted our teacher in return. When he faced everyone, I saw that the bandages were off, and despite a scar on his face, he looked perfectly fine. 

"Ribbit, Mr Aizawa, you don't have bandages anymore, that's good news." Tsu observed. 

"The old lady went a little overboard in her treatment. Anyway, we have a big class today on Hero Informatics." Aizawa replied. Everyone tensed up. Geeze, how many times were we gonna do this where we all tense up because we're expecting the worst? "You need codenames." Mr. Aizawa finally finished after a silence way too long for any of my classmates' likings. "Time to pick your hero identities." 

"This is gonna be totally awesome!" Everyone cheered, before immediately quieting down when Aizawa glared, his eyes flashing red. 

"This is related to the pro hero draft picks that I mentioned the last time we were in class together. Normally, students don't have to worry about the draft yet, not until their second or third year, actually... But your class is different. In fact, by extending offers to first years like you, pros are essentially investing in your potential. Any offers can be rescinded if their interest in you dies down before graduation, though." I heard Mineta slam his fist on his desk before he mumbled.

"Stupid, selfish adults..." I kicked the back of his chair to get him to shut up. 

"So, what you're saying is, we'll still have to prove ourselves after we've gotten recruited." Hagakure spoke up. 

"Correct. Now, here are the totals for those of you who got offers." He pressed a button on a remote and it showed a hologram total of the offers. I was in first, Todoroki was in second, Bakugo was third and so on. I felt my face burn as most of our classmates, turned, grinning at me. "In past years, it's been more spread out, but there's a pretty big gap this time."

"Gah! That's no fair!" Kaminari exclaimed. 

"What about the real star? Moi?" Aoyama asked.

"Todoroki got more than Bakugo?" Jiro questioned.

"Yeah, it's the opposite of how they placed in the festival..." Kirishima trailed off. I was curious to see the list, but there was only one agency that I could think of that might have sent an offer in... My Mom's old agency in Hosu. It was run by the same sidekick who had been Mom's right hand while Mom was still alive... Ember. 

"You must be proud." I heard Yayorozu talking to Todoroki.

"These offers are probably because of my father." Todoroki replied. I had to cover a snort when I looked over at Ochaco and Iida. She had gasped and was shaking Iida.

"People want us!" She squealed. Meanwhile, my poor friend looked shocked, though, and when I looked at his name, I saw that he had gotten no offers at all.

"Midoriya, you got none." Mineta commented. "I bet everyone was grossed out by the crazy way you were fighting."

"Can you quit rubbing salt in the wound for two seconds, Mineta?" I asked. 

"Despite these results, you'll all be interning with pros, got it? Even those of you who didn't get any offers." Aizawa continued.

"Oh, so, we're all interning?" Midoriya asked. 

"Yes. You already got to experience combat with real villains during the attack on the USJ facility. But, it'll still be helpful to see pros at work. Up close and personal in the field firsthand."

"And for that, we need hero names!" Sato exclaimed. 

"Things are suddenly getting a lot more fun!" Uraraka added. 

"These hero names will likely be temporary, but take them seriously, or..." 

"You'll have hell to pay later!" Midnight finished as she opened the door. Kaminari, Sero and Mineta all gawked at Midnight as she entered the room. "What you pick today could be your codename for life. You better be careful, or you'll be stuck with something utterly indecent."

"Yeah, she's got a good point. Midnight is going to have final approval over your names. It's not my forte." Aizawa told us as he brought out his sleeping bag. "The name you give yourself is important. It helps reinforce your image and shows the kind of hero you want to be in the future. A codename tells people exactly what you represent. Take All Might for example." Aizawa then had us each get a whiteboard and marker. I uncapped it, but as I was about to start, I heard soft growling, and I froze for a second as I watch Bakugo scribble something on his board before another growl left him, making me roll my eyes. He was probably gonna come up something with the words Explosion or Murder in it... But for me, my codename had been decided a long time ago.

"Hey, baby bird, whacha got there?" Mom had asked me a couple years after I got my quirk. I held up the paper to her as best as my four year old arms could reach. 

"Possible codenames. When I grow up, I'm going to be a strong hero, just like you and Daddy!" I had told her, my hands squeezing into fists as I was on pins and needles, waiting for her response as she read the hero names. She smiled.

"There are some good ones in here like Emberfall, and Cinder, and Scarlet Wing... Oooh, Phoenix might be my favorite, though." She smiled down at me.

"But, it's just the same name as my Quirk... It's not very creative..." I trailed off. Mom lifted me up in her arms.

"But, a phoenix is a symbol of rebirth, remember? It shows that no matter how many times you're pulled down, you'll always soar back up into the sky again to shine bright. You did say you want to be a hero that gives a light of hope to people in times of trouble. What's a better name than Phoenix?" She smiled. 

I brought myself out of the memory as I wrote my hero name on my board. The Blazing Ace: Phoenix. No point in changing it after keeping it in mind for the past 11 years, right? After a few minutes, Midnight spoke again. "Now, students, who among you is ready to share?" Wait, we're presenting these?! I thought. Much to my surprise, Aoyama walked up first. 

"Hold your breath... The Shining Hero. My Name is I Cannot Stop Twinkling! Mon amis, you can't deny my sparkle." Oh, come on....

"It'll be better this way. Take out the I and shorten Cannot to Can't." Midnight advised.

"It's stunning, mademoiselle." Aoyama replied.

"She likes it?" Kirishima, Kaminari, Jiro, Midoriya, Sato and I all questioned.

"Also, you're not really french are you? That's just an act." Sato pointed out.

"Okie doke, lemme go next! My codename: Alien Queen!" Mina exclaimed as she took the podium next. Oooh, it definitely fit her...

"Hold on, like that horrible monster with the acidic blood? I don't think so." Midnight shot down Mina's.

"Dang it..." Mina sulked as she went back to her seat. Tsu raised her hand.

"Ribbit, I think I've got one. Okay if I go next?" She asked.

"Come on up." Midnight encouraged. Once she was at the podium, Tsu spoke again.

"I've had this name in mind since grade school... Rainy Season Hero: Froppy." 

"That's delightful! It makes you sound approachable. What a great example of a name everyone will love!" Midnight approved Tsu's.

"Froppy! Froppy! Froppy! Froppy!" All of us cheered as she sat down. Kirishima was next.

"Got mine too! The Sturdy Hero, my name is Red Riot!"

"Awesome!" I exclaimed, making him grin at me.

"Red Riot, interesting. You're paying homage to the Chivalrous hero Crimson Riot, yes?" Midnight inquired.

"That's right. He may be kinda old school, but someday, I wanna be just like he was. Crimson's my idol." Kirishima replied.

"Hm... If you're bearing the name of someone you admire, you have that much more to live up to."

"I accept the challenge." Kirishima told her, grinning. 

"Man.... I still can't think of anything that's cool enough..." Kaminari trailed off before he got tapped by Jiro.

"Hey, I've got one. How does Jamming-Yay sound to you?" Jiro asked.

"Oh, it's like Hemingway who wrote A Farewell to Arms, right? Real clever, I like it!" Kaminari answered.

"No..." Jiro snickered. "It's because even though you're powerful, you always..." A snort left her. "Jam your brain." I covered my mouth as a snort left me too.

"Aw come on, Jiro, quit messing with me!" Kaminari exclaimed. Jiro then went up.

"The Hearing Hero, I'm Earphone Jack!" 

"Now, that's a good one!" Midnight told her.

"The Tentacle Hero: Tentacole!" Shouji's was a play on words.

"Oh, I like what you're doing with that. A nice portmanteau."

"The Taping Hero: Cellophane." Sero's was pretty cool.

"That's on the nose, good work!" Midnight gave her thumbs up.

"Martial Arts Hero: Tailman!" Ojiro's was all right...

"No surprise with that one, I guess." Midnight's response was mediocre with his, but she approved it still.

"I'm The Sweets Hero: Sugar Man!" Sato's goes on the cool name list.

"Perfect!"

"PINKY!" Mina exclaimed hers at the top of her lungs.

"Make those looks work for you, girl!" Midnight approved the second attempt Mina had. 

"The Stun Gun Hero: I am Chargebolt! Electric, don't you think?" Kaminari's definitely goes on the cool list along with Kirishima's. 

"Makes me all tingly!"

"The Stealth Hero: I'm Invisible Girl!" Hagakure's was a little too on the nose...

"That really suits you!" Midnight's response to Hagakure's codename was pretty mediocre.. "Now, come on, who's gonna step up next?!" It's a wonder our teacher could stay asleep during all this ruckus... Yayorozu was next.

"I hope that I can live up to this name.... The Everything Hero: I'm Creati!"

"Creative!"

"Shoto." 

"Just your name? That's it?" Midnight asked.

"Uh huh." Todoroki answered her. Aw come on, why not something like ThermaFrost, Todoroki?! I thought, but kept the potential name to myself for a moment.

"The Jet Black Hero, Tsukoyomi." And Tokoyami adds a new hero name to the cool list!

"God of the Night..." Midnight swooned.

"The Fresh-Picked Hero, Grape Juice!"

"Very kitschy!" What the hell does that word even mean? Anyways, Kota was up next with showing us the name Petting Hero: Anima. "Yep, all about it!" That... was when Bakugo walked up...

"King Explosion Murder." He growled. Called it...

"I'm gonna say that one's a little too violent."

"HUH?! WHADDYA MEAN?!" Bakugo shouted.

"Why don't you be Explosion Boy?" Kirishima called out to him, half teasing him.

"YOU SHUT UP, WEIRD HAIR!" He shouted as Kaminari and I both snickered. "OR ELSE I'LL TAKE YOU OUTSIDE AND SHOW YOU WHY EXPLOSION MURDER SHOULD BE IN MY NAME!" 

"Not very heroic, Bakugo." I teased him, making him glare at me before I ignored him for Uraraka.

"This is the name I've thought of: Uravity." And there's officially a cute list.

"I just love that!" Midnight gushed, making Uraraka sigh in relief. "To be honest, choosing names is going faster than I thought it would. All we have left is young Bakugo who has to rethink his, Yagi, and Iida. Oh, yes, and Midoriya too." I stood up.

"It's not that I had trouble coming up with mine... It's just meant so much to me that I haven't thought of anything else." I replied as I walked to the front. "Everyone else's is so creative..." I looked at my hero name as I got to the podium, nervous about revealing it to everyone.

"Go ahead, Yagi." Midnight encouraged me, and when I glanced up, I found matching grins of encouragement on Kirishima and Kaminari's faces. I gave a small smile back before showing my hero name. 

"The hero I want to be is one who is able to be a light of hope for everyone... From now on, call me the Blazing Ace: I am Phoenix." I told them.

"Paying homage to your mother as well as making it your own. It's perfect." Midnight nodded in approval and I saw Kirishima pump his fist in the air. As I went back to my seat, Kaminari and Kirishima both held up their hands for high fives, which I gave them as I walked by. Once I sat down, I glanced over at Iida. He looked like he was remembering something awful. When he finally walked up, his first name was on his board.

"You're using your real name too?" Midnight asked. He doesn't feel like he can take on the name of Ingenium yet... I thought, seeing the look on his face. "Well, Midoriya, are you ready?" 

"Oh... Yes." Izuku replied as he stood up. I smiled at his chosen hero name, but it made everyone else gasp.

"Really, Midoriya?" Mineta asked.

"You sure about that?" Kaminari looked unsure himself.

"Yeah, man, remember, that could be your name forever." Kirishima added. 

"Right. I used to hate it... But, then, something changed. I guess.... Someone taught me that it could have a different meaning., and that had a huge impact on how I felt. So, now, I really like it." Ochaco and I exchanged smiles, knowing what he meant. "Deku. That has to be my codename!" I smiled at Izuku, finding him smiling back at both Ochaco and I. Once he sat down, though....

"LORD EXPLOSION MURDER!"

"That's basically the same thing." Midnight voiced my thoughts on Bakugo's second attempt. That was when our teacher got up.

"Now that everyone's decided their hero names, we can go back to talking about your upcoming internships. They'll last for one week. As for who you'll be working with: Those of you who were on the board will choose from among your offers, everyone else will have a different list. You have a lot to think about. There are around 40 agencies across the country who've agreed to take on interns from your class. Each agency has a different specialty that its heroes focus on. Keep that in mind."

"Imagine that you're Thirteen. You'd want to choose a place that focuses on rescuing people and not fighting villains, understand?"

"Think carefully before you decide."

"Yes, sir!" We all acknowledge our teachers' words as the bell rang. When I got my list, I saw that pretty much every agency except for Endeavor's agency put in an offer for me. I wasn't really all too surprised that Endeavor wasn't recruiting me, he's only interested in training his own son, after all...

"Turn in your choices before the weekend." Aizawa told us as I looked over the list. It wasn't too far from the list that I saw Ember's agency. I hadn't seen her in a few years... I wonder how she's doing... 

"Wait, we've only got two days?!" Sero asked.

"So much for no rush..." I mumbled. 

"Yeah, so you should start now. You're dismissed." Aizawa replied before he closed the door. Once lunchtime came around, Mina spoke up.

"So, guys, have you decided what pro agency you wanna go for?" She questioned all of us.

"Mount Lady's my top choice!" Mineta was the first to answer.

"Why doesn't that surprise me, ya little pervert?" I questioned. 

"You made it pretty far in the tournament... It's pretty surprising you didn't get any offers." Ojiro told her.

"I know!" Mina exclaimed.

"Hey, Deku, who's on your list?" Ochaco asked. 

"There are only 40 heroes who'll take us, so after looking up their specialties and splitting them into groups, I can start narrowing...."

"Here we go again..." I mumbled, but Izuku got snapped out of his ramble.

"Huh? Oh, sorry, what'd you guys say?" He asked.

"You're really thinking hard about this, aren't you?" Tsu countered.

"That's the curse of overthinking everything." I shrugged. 

"It'll all work out, I've settled on my pick." Ochaco replied.

"Yeah? Who'd you go with?" I asked. 

"The agency that the Battle Hero, Gunhead, runs." She responded.

"Huh? Gunhead's a big brawler, though. Are you sure that's where you wanna intern, Uraraka?"

"Yep, he sent me an offer!" She punched the air, and I couldn't help the smile that crossed my face. 

"Whoa, really? But, I thought you were trying to be a hero kinda like Thirteen, more into rescuing than fighting." Ochaco let her fist drop.

"Ultimately, that's the plan..."

"But since your match against Bakugo, you wanna expand your skill set to include being able to handle combat situations as well as rescue missions." I finished, making her nod at me before she shifted her position and punched the air with her other hand. Why was she so cute?!

"Plus the stronger I am, the more possibilities I'll have! Plus, learning from a battle hero will give me a different perspective, right?" Izuku blinked for a few seconds.

"Yeah, totally." He replied. 

"More importantly, there's something I've been meaning to ask you all day... Why are you trembling?"

"Oh, this? It's exercise." He answered. 

"Exercise?!" That was about when I saw what she was talking about. Izuku was sitting, but he was keeping himself hovering about an inch above his chair.

"Geeze, you're training your body even when sitting still?" I asked. 

"Were you doing that for the whole class?"

"There's no way!" Mina exclaimed. 

"That's such an old fashioned way to train."

"A smart way, though." Ojiro countered Mineta. "The isometric muscle contraction that's needed to hold your body above your seat makes it an easy way to work out without moving." I glanced at Bakugo while Ojiro was talking and saw that the blond in front of Izuku looked even more pissed off than before. 

"Idiots..." He growled out.

"Tis skill not strength that governs a ship." We heard Tokoyami muse. Ochaco turned to me.

"What about you, Hino? Have you chosen your agency yet?" She asked. I nodded.

"Actually, yeah, I'm going to Ember's agency." I answered.

"Wait, isn't that one your Mom's old agency?" Ojiro questioned. I nodded.

"Mmhmm, Ember's also the one who helped my Mom teach me how to use my flames when I was little. I need to work on improving my body's resistance to my own flames, so it's the best option for me." I replied. Plus, it's in Hosu City. Judging by the look on Iida's face, he's going with his brother's old agency, which allows me to keep an eye on Iida. I thought, glancing at Iida as he looked like he had chosen too. When it was time to head home, I gathered up my things, being pulled to the door by my arm by Ochaco.

"Hey, Deku! Wanna walk together?" She asked him. He nodded, smiling at her in response.

"Iida, come with u- Huh..." When we turned toward Iida's seat, we found that our friend had already left.

"I bet he already decided where to do his internship."

"Honestly, that's what I'm worried about." I told Izuku.

"He's probably off turning in his forms right now..." Izuku replied. My Dad pretty much slid in front of the door just as Izuku opened it, startling the crap out of both of us. 

"I AM HERE IN A BIZZARE POSITION!"

"Really, Dad, did you have to give me a heart attack?!" I asked. 

"Yeah, what's that about and why are you in such a hurry?" Izuku asked. 

"Hi, come with me a sec." Dad didn't answer Izuku's question. 

"Uh, sure, okay." Izuku replied. We both went with my Dad. Once we were secluded enough, Dad spoke again.

"I'll get straight to the point. You've received an offer from a hero who'd like to take you on." Dad told Izuku. 

"Wait, seriously, who?!" He asked.

"Yes, the hero's name is Gran Torino." The name sent a chill down my spine. Gramps?! "He taught at this school back in my day, but only for one year. In fact, the man was my homeroom teacher. He knows about One For All, as well... Actually, I suspect that's the reason he asked for you." I watched as Izuku's face went from excited to super excited. "This guy sounds totally awesome!" Then he came back down to Earth. "Wait. So, he knows how your Quirk works too? But how?"

"Gran Torino was the sworn friend of my predecessor. He retired a long time ago, so I forget to count him among the people that know." That's when Dad started shaking. I remembered the first time I met Gran Torino. It was one of the times Mom had been working and Gran Torino had come for a visit. I had only been three years old at the time, but he had told me he'd trained both my Dad and my Mom, to which Mom confirmed he had been practically a Dad to her after her own parents had passed away.  Dad had always been intimidated by him, but to me, it was Gramps, the same man who had been just as much a part of my life from the beginning as Dad had. "Is this because I wrote about you in the letter I sent him? Or did he watch the festival and think that my teaching was inadequate? If he went so far as to use his old hero name when making the offer... It's scary! Too scary!"

"Been a while since you freaked out over Gramps..." I trailed off under my breath.

"Wait, Gramps?" Izuku asked me. I nodded.

"He taught Dad and my Mom and he's been in my life since before she died." I explained. "He's the closest thing I have to a grandparent." I answered.

"Dammit, legs, stop shaking!" I heard Dad growl, but he was only freaking out Midoriya more. "Anyway, it is my duty to train you. But, since you got an offer, you should work with him this week if that's what your heart says. Anyway, h-h-here's the-the-the-the-the address." 

"You really gotta get a hold of yourself, Dad." I told him. He shook it off before looking at me.

"Did you already pick your agency, Hino?" He asked me after Midoriya thanked him and walked away. I nodded.

"Yeah, I'm going with Ember's agency."

"Be careful in Hosu City, Hinotori." I blinked at the use of my Dad's full name. He never usually calls me that... "I heard that the Hero Killer already attacked Young Iida's brother in Hosu. The next few times he'll be there, it'll be to kill."

"I'll be careful, Dad, I promise." I swore to him, knowing I probably wouldn't be able to keep it if Iida did what I thought he was going to do... It had been all over the news after the Sports Festival, what happened to our friend's older brother. The Hero Killer had been responsible for 17 hero deaths, and had injured 23 so badly, they'd never work as heroes again., Ingenium being the 24th victim to be left for dead. When I had gotten home, I did a little more research on The Hero Killer. Stain, as he was known, had been first known as a killer vigilante, Stendhall. After an encounter with the hero Knuckleduster, he changed his ideals from killing villains to killing those he considered to be sham heroes. His M.O.? Critically injuring the first hero he came a cross to send a warning before killing three other heroes in the same city, after which, he would move on and the process would start all over again... That chilled me more than any villain could...

The next morning, we were all gathered at the train station. "Everyone has their hero costumes, right?" Aizawa asked us. "Remember, you don't have permission to wear them out in public yet, and don't lose them or anything." 

"Gotcha!" Mina exclaimed, holding up her case as she hopped onto one foot.

"Speak properly! It's 'Yes, sir', Ashido." Aizawa reprimanded. 

"Yes, sir." Mina sulked. 

"Make sure you mind your manners with he other heroes during your internships. Now, get to it." Aizawa told us.

"Yes, sir." We all echoed, but I noticed the look in Iida's eyes and my stomach dropped at the sight. He was planning on going after Stain if the two crossed paths... Shit... I walked with Iida towards the station we were leaving toward.

"Yagi? You're going to Hosu too?" He asked once he noticed me. I nodded.

"Yeah, the agency I chose is my Mom's old one. There's a hero there that has a fire quirk similar to mine, and since I need more control over my flames, I'm going to learn from her." I answered.

"Iida, wait!" We both stopped at Izuku's voice, turning to face him. Ochaco and Izuku both joined us. "Hey, if you ever wanna talk or anything, just let us know." Ochaco nodded to affirm that she thought the same thing. "We're friends, right?" He asked. Iida smiled, though it was half what his normal smile was.

"Yes." He replied, reaffirming that we all were friends before he walked away. Ochaco and Izuku both looked as worried as I felt.

"I'll keep an eye on him, guys. It'll be okay." I tried to reassure them before I left, but even from a bit behind Iida, I could feel the urge to kill Stain coming off of Iida. In that moment, I should have tried harder to get him to tell Izuku and Ochaco the truth, how he was feeling. In the days to come, my biggest regret would be not being there for him...

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[the-firebird69]

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These are the axe-Men. And there is there's one of them in Plainview and there's another one that's now partially buried for some reason it wasn't before but I guess someone threw dirt on it from next door. Each one of them is about 450 lb and yeah son couldn't move it he wasn't really lifting in a good position it didn't budge because everything in encrusted on it makes it way about 680 lb none of you can lift it he's not in shape that much he's all right but not juiced up actually when used juiced up he could lift it right now and a lot of you could but would be injured and he might be slightly injured by it it's very heavy these guys are walking around with it and it's Dan and one of his brothers or clothes actually it's a brother and he died and was swallowing the quarters it took from Dan and he was slowly dying from it yes this battle shows these guys are not so Swift that they're dangerous and he's wielding it his juiced up and might be possessed but still dangerous.

Out in front is a Chevy that Mac had our son hit and he knew the hammer was there and he thought it was mine when it's not it's a replica and it has similar inscriptions but not the same and it's made out of thorium and it is a hammer of our son and our daughter's Hammer is not in there no it is too it's slightly smaller. They say he's my father but he's not I say I'm his father then I am 2° and I'm also his Grand uncle it's really a great uncle and his name is very famous and the hammers inscriptions say whose name it is and Chevy has a company he helped form and invent and they had him hit it and had her hit the other one she was across the way and her sister was awakened by it and they both left and they came out inside and couldn't believe it no all the stuff was cleaned out they thought it was the two who live at the apartment now they really think it is cuz the stuff's right there. Then they can't open the box to clear it out with bleach or anything no one will let them touch it and those stones are very heavy and the hammer is very heavy it weighs about 100 lb and the sun was lifting it with one hand and Stan could hardly hold on to it it was very heavy to him and he was tired and beat up and admits it was not as heavy as it look but it's pretty heavy but he took that hammer and he hit the Chevy and he broke the engine block they fused it together really they welded it it's not a bad job and it was just at the jacketing but it has problems now they ruined it in the storm so it's going to be a it's going to be a nasty nasty break when it breaks. But they are saying it's a symbol and it's stupid because it's their company kind of and Chevrolet have problems and our son and her daughter instigated it and to help the company and came back. It was upsetting code to him and others and he's still upset about it it's not right to do to someone so that being said you wonder why it's a big deal it's our son's hammer and not going to see who's hammer it was and Dave didn't come around and he thought he would and Davis had the thing and so it was his and he still does and Dave might be up on Saturn so now the symbology is intense and people want it off they want that stuff out of there or our son to move and he can't and they're trying to and there's all these idiots in the way and Mac wants him into a better place better apartment and there really aren't many so it's a problem and these idiots are getting beat up for it there's a big side effect coming up and it is because of who our son really is and they don't know how old he is and he can have characters and people have been blaming him so there's a lot of people who are going to be arrested and a lot of them are going to prison cuz they won't stop laughing and his name is Odin and her name is Frigg

There's a lot of arguing about the name of hers and she likes it cuz the guy's attention so we're going on but this is important having it right here is odd and people put it there on purpose is odd and people think Mac did it and trying to figure out who did it. And our son has wielded the hammer and hit an American car so they're calling him Norwegian. So it demands thrym help him and get him some funds, because of the slight from them and this and they he's saying I don't think that's how it works but it kind of is so he's trying to work up something and got a few things going they're both laughing this is ridiculously hard and because they may have seen you around and they want to see the hammer they know what it is and they think that it's magical and her son says it is magical and human form you can't call it back but he can throw it only when he's huge those teeny Hammer would come to him. And it's a lot going on and they're not really laughing they're more or less horrified because he seems to be comfortable with scale. But he can imagine it so there's a lot of people who want to see that and they want to see these huge hammers and they want to hear hammers in action and they're also the property of Odin and the other is Frigg the one here in the scene is owned by Frigg and she doesn't like these girls messing with her husband. And the girls are giving her some slack and lies. It's been going on for quite a while recognize that she is annoyed by them. The huge Day about somebody came by and talked about the roof so I guess they're thinking about the sewer and it might go backwards and they might have Stan do it which is easier and Stan is taking a pummeling the email locker at it and he's got 10 bases left they're very large probably 30% functional 20 medium bases in the Eastern hemisphere that is those are all at 20% and small bases he's got none and they're beating them up for their ships so far today they took 5 million and he's down to 25 million chips and they're going to do in the Western hemisphere and he's afraid of that because they're making a huge Army up he doesn't know what to do

More shortly he has to eat

Thor Freya

We have to eat too

Olympus

I'm going to eat something yummy food that's what I want

Hera it says have the Boca Burger sometimes it go screw I made a giant fake hot dog I'm going to have the giant fish hot dog that sounds good you can make it with onions and peppers and put it into a bun and I have the ones that are healthy and it's like a Italian sausage it's nice little mustard if I like it but I really don't

[otasnox]

idk there's a lot of stuff i miss. ultimately? i think i'm better off now then i was then. but man, i was fucking HAPPY back then. i'm sure as hell not now!

idk. i miss dave's cabin in alaska, his dogs, the smell of his cigarettes while i watched snow fall. i miss sitting in a shitty manhattan apartment, only temporarily, and kissing him. was that our first kiss? i can't remember. i miss waking up in the same bed as him. i miss the nomad, i miss sunny. god, i miss sunny.

does she know how much i love her? probably not. i had a lot on my mind back then but god, that doesn't excuse me being a mediocre father. (the only reason i'm not saying i'm a bad father is because the bar is so, so low in source. the bar is on the floor and some of those dads (my dad and dave's dad) started fucking digging. jesus christ.

i wish i could say sorry to a lot of people. i wish i could tell emma sorry. i wish i could tell sunny sorry. i wish i could tell my mom sorry. i don't even fucking remember my mom, what do i have to apologize for? but i feel guilty anyway. i wish i could tell raiden sorry. i wish i could tell just about everyone at shadow moses i was sorry. i wish so so badly i could tell olga how fucking sorry i am, how sorry me and dave were.

did we do right by her? do you think she was proud of how her daughter grew up? probably, but no thanks to me and dave. i think i remember trying (and succeeding, thank god) to be better to her after mgs4, but my memory's fuzzy right now. i couldn't give you examples.

is it weird to miss all that? it never really happened. it's a fucking video game. but god, to me it feels so, so real. it's so weird to recall these things so vividly. i wouldn't change it for the world, though, because if i couldn't find my identity in fictional characters, who would i even be?

i never did end up having a smoke with dave, i don't think. we might've had drinks a couple times? i don't remember. i was never much of an alcohol person (then OR now). i think i remember smoking weed, or maybe it was edible gummies, something weed-related, with him. that was fun, even if i barely remember it. maybe we can do that again in this life. i'd like that.

i miss a lot of big things but i miss a lot of small things, to. i miss kissing him. i miss hugging him, i miss cuddling him. hell, i miss talking to him. i love my girlfriend now, but we're obviously different fucking people than we were in source. sometimes i just long for something that's only a distant memory, you know? i miss eating with him. sometimes we had takeout, sometimes instant ramen. neither of us were fantastic chefs, but i think both of us could follow a recipe just fine. i used to watch great british bakeoff with sunny, did i ever say? and dave said he wasn't interested, and then he would stand behind the couch and watch it anyway. it's such a him thing to do.

i think i only miss source this much lately because of how fucking lonely i am now. i think i genuinely have like less than ten people i would call close friends (all online), no idea how many online friends i have in total-- less than 50, i'd wager, considering i have slightly more than that in followers on my (priv) twitter (and a good chunk of those are old accounts) & less than 5 friends i met on tumblr that i can name off the top of my head. i have three friends in real life, one of which i haven't talked to in a year. other two i haven't seen since october. i have plenty of acquaintances-to-friends (i'm quick to call people friends but i always feel awkward in case they wouldn't say we're friends) in various discord servers i talk in.

i love all my friends so, so dearly, please don't get me wrong, but going so long without like real-life contact other than my mom and my two siblings? i think it's making me a little crazy. who else have i hugged in the past month? my grandparents, i think (when they left after new years). my aunt & maybe my uncle, i don't remember. my two cousins. (all of those were before new year, now that i think about it...) it's to the point where some of the only physical contact i've had outside of my immediate family has been doctor's appointments and physical therapy. like, it's BAD. i always feel a little happier after a doctor's appointment literally just because it feels so nice to have physical fucking contact with someone. it's fucking pathetic!

and i've seriously only spoken out loud to two friends this month (the two friends i normally call with), and my drums teacher...? i guess he's a friend, but he's a mentor, so i don't know if i would classify that as a friend...? i don't know. i like him, though, he's fun. i've spoken to my aunt, i guess, if she counts? but she's family, i don't know. i miss going to school, isn't that fucking pathetic? i was a junior for THREE YEARS, i get why i dropped out. i don't even miss the work i did, i just miss fucking being around other people! it's so bad

i don't know. i hope i get my fucking GED soon so i can enroll in community college because i need something to do and i need to talk to people or else i'm gonna do something fucking stupid (probably cut myself)

oh well! i should probably sleep soon.

missing source

[oveliagirlhaditright]

Thoughts on "Return to Chaos."

At the start of this review, I'm probably going to sound like I disliked this book or something. I swear I didn't (it's not something like "Coyote Moon", "Halloween Rain", or even parts of the "Unseen Trilogy", imo). It was good, just not great to me? At least the Druid parts.

I just feel like the stuff with the Druids was pretty predictable? That the leader of them, George, had been led astray by this deal he'd made with the vampire Eric--and really, he was being controlled by Eric--and that he was going to be seduced by ideas of grandeur and try and sacrifice Willow to try and get rid of demons forever and stuff.

I also felt like I strangely like the short Druid story in one of the "The Longest Night" Angel stories better, maybe. I don't know.

I did like that the three boys weren't on their uncle's side, of course. And the three boys in general, but I kind of feel like the novel could have done a better job at differentiating them all. I think we got a throwaway line about Ian being the serious one, the middle one (that I don't even remember the name of) being the funny one, and then the youngest one, Dave, being the youngest one, and because of that, desperate to prove himself and impress. But after that, they still kind of felt sames-y to me, and I often couldn't really tell them apart.

I also wasn't big of Buffy and Ian's romance, partly because I didn't think Ian was that developed. And also because I felt like he and Buffy didn't even really spend that much time together--especially not alone. As I guess Druids usually only date other Druids--and most of the book, Ian's kind of focused on what's going on with his uncle--and it just sort of seems like they only really like each other, because they're both people who fight the darkness (and probably because Buffy's on the rebound some). And I guess there are worse reasons to form a connection to someone, but I just didn't feel any chemistry, or anything else in common with them at all.

I also feel like Buffy wouldn't have been as gung-ho about Ian at this point in season three. I know she thinks she can't be with Angel--and fair: she can't--and she does think about Angel in this some. (I think this is after Buffy's "We're not friends. We never were" speech to Angel in S3.) But I guess I just expected her to be hung-up on him more, while trying to move on with Ian here? IDK.

Willow being kidnapped to be a sacrifice is definitely interesting to me, though--poor thing--and her cleverness in trying to get out of it. It makes me wonder if the books are canon at all, if Willow could relate to when Dawn was kidnapped to be sacrificed by Glory later on.

I also enjoyed Giles and Willow trying to find a way to give Buffy a break, so she isn't always bamboozled by sudden apocalypses and whatnot, by creating a computer algorithm that can predict bad things to come to the Hellmouth before they happen. That's how Willow was trying to get out of her captive situation, in fact, because the computer spat out a prophecy, and Willow was telling George that he got it all wrong.

What I really liked about this book were two of the female vampire villains that we had, who were both a joy to read. Because I was recently thinking that I wished that we had more girl vampires in this series.

The one is a former rival of Cordelia's, who puts Cordelia under a mastery spell--thrall, essentially--and is making Cordy do stuff the entire novel and then forget about it right after she's done it (because she was jealous of Cordy and wanted to destroy her life), which was a really interesting plot and my favorite part of this story.

I also loved the lore bit: that apparently this mastery spell thing was something vampires used to have, but they'd eventually lost the ability (the antagonist of this book Eric has it, though, and teaches it to Cordy's rival). And they mention how Drusilla is one of the few who reportedly still has it--and I'm assuming the Master? And Dracula, of course--and that's surely how she got Kendra under her spell so easily, to kill her:(

This all even fits in with the Angel & Faith comics, where Angel tells Drusilla that she was always so good with the hypnotism, but he could never get the hang of it.

Anyway...

Edit: One other cool thing I liked about this novel, was how it seemed like Joyce had some prophetic dreams herself.

[reporterleroux]

MORE?!?!???? 😱😱😱 Also this one will have two parts, as I saw a good part two idea when I kept rotating the prompts, so I'll link it below when I finish them both 😍

A dream come true.

(Possible female reader implied, but no pronouns! Could also be read as male reader!)

Having a child was always one of your main fantasies growing up, and it still stands to be now. However, due to your incapability to have kids of your own, it could only remain a dream. Meeting Dave started uplifting your hopes a bit more, but at the back of your mind you still knew it was impossible. It was never something you had brought up while dating Dave, but once your relationship later developed and you got married, it was something you decided to bring up. You sat him down and told him, and nothing changed, much to your suprise. He still loved you the same, and still supported you through everything. Though he was a little disappointed you couldn't have kids of your own, he wanted to stay by your side nonetheless. You spent the rest of the night happily crying into his chest because of how happy you were.

A few months had passed since you told Dave about it, and neither had any developments since. That was, until today. It was another weekend at home, one you were glad to momentarily have off from Freddy's. You were watching some shitty telenovela on the TV, and in all honesty, you weren't really watching it. You were mainly zoned out, staring into the TV, not blinking. That's why you didn't realise how tense your husband seemed as he sat down. Only when he spoke up you saw him there. "Darlin?" It snapped you out of your trance, blinking rapidly before you looked at him. "Yes, my love?" You asked him. You could now sense how tense and nervous he was. You leaned closer, taking his hands in yours, squeezing them reassuringly. "Hey, what's up, something on your mind?" You asked softly. He looked at you with a look in his eyes, one that said something along the lines of "Can I ask? I'm not really sure..." You nodded in response, taking the hint. He starts talking, breath shaky. "So, uh... Yer know how ya said ya couldn't have kids?..." You nodded along, listening intently. "Well, eh, it's been on my mind for a while now, but I was thinkin... What if we adopted a kid?" Your mouth dropped agape. Not in a bad way, but in a way that suggested everything clicked in your head, and you were finally getting what you wanted. How didn't you think if this before?? You must've kept your mouth open for too long though, because now he was starting to doubt himself. "Or not, ye know, it's fine, it was just a stupid idea anywa-" He was cut off by you putting a finger to his lips. "Dave, that's an amazing idea. I don't know why I didn't think of that before! I would love to have a kid with you, even if they're adopted." A huge smile appeared on his face, as he quickly stood and sprinted towards the door, heading for his car. He had grabbed your wrist and pulled you with him while doing so.

Skip forward a few months, and you're a happy family! You had adopted a little boy who you both decided to name Will (totally not some sort of reference...) And you had a happy life! You had sent him to school while you guys were working, and sometimes even brought him to work with you to help! Everyone else at the pizzeria loved him, they all felt like an aunt and uncles to the kid. It wasn't the most high classed life, sure. But it was definitely one where you were going to raise this kid right. Even if he's not really your own.

That's part one guys! I'll be linking the second part here when it's done, so be sure to check back!

Prompt:

[oc-factoids]

Heyo! How are you doing?

I heard you're okay with infodumping about oc's, so I thought I'd talk about my children-

My first boy is Carlos NoLastNameYet. He's in his mid-thirties but looks somewhere in his twenties. He grew up with his dads (currently unnamed) and younger brother Matìas somewhere in Colombia. He's very social and outgoing, quite laid back, you can even say reckless to an extent. He's like the uncle that lets you do things your parents wouldn't.

He used to work at a bar way before he was legally allowed to. Once he was chatting with one of the customers, and one word led to another, he ended up going with said customer to a shady gathering somewhere late at night. It was a cult gathering, and they both got involved. The cult members warned him that if any other person knows of this, they'll die and so will he. So he stayed silent. Now anything that relates to that cult in particular grants you a first-class ticket to the top of the Elders' hitlist. (The Elders are sorta like a council of gods, that's the closest I can get, tho they hate being called gods). Anyway, they sent a team to get him. Once when they almost got him, he accidentally activated the cult's magic and transported himself to another world. That's where he met my next boy, Dave.

Dave AlsoNoLastName is a 40 y/o Tired TM detective. He grew up with his mother and paternal uncle and grandparents. He's alot more mature than Carlos. He's calm and more cautious than the others. He's practically the father figure to the younger ones in the team.

His father went missing back when he was only a couple years old. He and his mother ended up moving to his grandparents' house. His mom and uncle had to work alot of the time to provide for the household, so he spent most his time with his grandparents. When he was about 15 or 16, the court closed his father's missing case and stopped all searching. So, he became a detective/investigator so he can continue to look for him. Over time he got married to woman named Alice, and they had a son, Dennis. At some point, (when Dennis was about 13), Dave found an important lead on his father's whereabouts. He found out that his father had gotten involved with a cult.(A cult that followed the same entity that Carlos's did). His wife warned him of looking further into the situation and ending up in trouble, but he couldn't back out now. If his father was dead, he has to know, and if he's alive, he has to find him. One of the cult's rules was that no one should know about it unless they're a part of it. So, since Dave knew about it, he either had to join or he would be killed. Not wanting Dennis to grow up without a father like he did, he agreed and joined. But the cult members knew that his family knows. They cast a spell on him, one that controlled him to kill Alice and Dennis. After the spell broke, he was able to run away and hide for a while. He was now wanted by the local authorities for murder, by the cult for running away, and by the Elders for association with that cult. While he was hiding in an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere, he met Carlos, who had accidentally transported himself right next to Dave's hideout and ran in for cover.

They decided to stick together because they need some sort of company. Besides, two is better than one. One time when they actually explained their stories to one another, they realized how unbelievably coincidental they are (and they became the Spiderman meme-). Then they had to go to another world because they were almost caught, and from world to the other they found themselves in Lace's hideout, actually met him, and eventually became the first to join his team.

God this is long, I hope this isn't confusing-

Thank you for listening to me ramble about my babies!

This whole story and everything is super interesting!! I love both if these boys very much :^)

[joelleechristaasblog]

Animal kingdom 2019🐵🦁🐯🐺🐗🦥🐼🦒🐘🦩

I'm gonna have to do multiple posts since I'm only allowed 10 pictures per post, so I'm gonna do Animal kingdom first.

Here's a picture of me and my family out front of Disney's Animal kingdom! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼🐼🦍🦓🦩

In November of 2019 my family went to the happiest place on earth Disney world in Orlando Florida, my favorite place on earth. On our second day out of four we went to Animal kingdom. I love Animal kingdom it has so much to do! From seeing and interacting with real animals to rollercoasters and other fun rides that we went on. Spectacular shows and of course the tree of life.

For our trip to Disney's Aniaml kingdom our aunt penny got me and my sister and cousin all matching shirts. That was one of the things about Disney thats pretty cool is everyone and their personal shirts made specifically for Disney world. Ours said our names on them and they were pretty and sparkly!

There's us under the tree of life wearing our matching shirts! I love this picture of us we look so happy and we were. The whole time we were there we had giant smiles on our faces from beginning to end. So all the pictures we posed for you can just see the joy in our eyes.

One of my favorite parts of Animal kingdom is the tree of life and the cool 4-D show underneath the tree of life. Starring Flick from bugs life, it's a cute show that takes you into the POV of a bug. It's so inventive just like everything else in Disney. When I was younger the show kinda used to scare me when the antagonist (Hopper) would come out and take over the show trying to kill the humans like we kill millions of bugs everyday. Lol its a very interactive show. Heres a shot of my and kara before we went into the show with our honorary glasses to see the bugs.👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Another aspect of animal kingdom that we love was seeing all the animals. We went on a jungle safari and got to see alot of cool animals they have in Africa. After waiting in line for like an hour we finally got on jungle safari. All the interesting animals are just roming around which is really cool! I mean we got so close it was like we could almost touch them.

After a little while we got a little hungry so we stopped for a little midday snack. It was a 10$ cookie because everything in Disney costs an arm and a leg lol. Don't get me wrong it was good but wicked expensive. It was just a silly icecream cookie too! I couldn't have the smoothie that everyone was gawking about because of the coconut they use in it. Boo for food allergies! I even asked if they could make it without the coconut milk in it and they said no. Like wtf?!? But here's the 10$ cookie 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Later on we saw the best live show animal kingdom has to offer called the festival of the lion king! Its so amazing with all the effects and singing dancing and acrobatics. They even have an amazing talented aerialist who would fly so high above the crowd. When I was younger I wanted to do that! Still probably could if we lived in Florida! The show is very entertaining and also interactive just like everything else in disney. It really gets the kids involved too!

The best thing about Disney is you don't have to be a kid to believe in the magic, Disney really brings the magic to life. People of all ages always enjoy Disney world. Ive been a Disney kid my whole life and will probably never grow out of it. I cant wait til I have kids of my own to take them and show them the magic. Ever since i was little I watched and re watched every disney movie there is. My favorites would be Winnie the pooh, lion king and the little mermaid. Oh and of course lilo and stitch! Stitch is literally my spirit aniaml!

After the lion king show we rode some more rides and then had dinner, a wopping 40$ later for dinner we went to the lake to see the light show on the water. It was so cool, nothing like anything ive ever seen before! They were projecting images on water! Yes water! It was amazing. Heres some shots of the coolest light show👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 just another way Disney brings magic to life.

How cool!! It was so pretty! After the light show we rode the best rollercoaster there climb to mount Everest! Im honestly surprised my mom went on it too. It goes 80 feet up in the air! Then goes backwards too which is the coolest, its the only rollercoaster ive been to do that. Heres a great picture i snagged off the computer screen where they try and sell you the pictures for like 30$👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Look at us screaming lol. Thats my uncle dave behind me and my sister. This picture kills me. After that exhilarating ride we did a little shopping. Daddy bought me a beautiful animal kingdom shirt! I spent well over 600$ at Disney..opps. lol between eating and shopping it went way too easily. Also at animal kingdom i got my charms for my bracelet ive had since i was a kid too! Costing 6.99$ each i got three of them. Another opps moment,not really though iblove that bracelet. Shopping was another one of my favorite parts too! Plus the cool thing about animal kingdom all the proceeds went to the animals! I also got my baby simba necklace which i wear all the time!

Over all animal kingdom was pretty great! I would honestly love to go back and just do Animal kingdom. Its one of the smaller parks but its definitely one of the bests. Besides Magic kingdom,aniaml kingdom is the best! So heres a few more pictures i snapped there! 👇🏼

There are more posts to come for all the different parks. This was our Animal kingdom experience!

Sincerely yours,

Joelle💕

[jdmainman123]

And all honesty you got fish here how do you after it's all said and done okay I find out I was hitting in Las Vegas because of every snow territory is fear of Los Angeles 3/4

But after it's all said and done the report was we got to the airport we knew where he was because the sunlight was shining right on him

HOW DO YOU NOT EXPECT ME GOING FORWARD EVERY TIME I SEE A SUNLIGHT IN THE CITY TO SAY OH THAT'S WHERE THE BEACH IS #DUH

That's the problem with the antecedent energy you guys are continuing to run a program just to what have my train of thought when I'm writing YEAH BUT JUST BECAUSE HE FORGOT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S SUICIDAL AND WROTE THE WRONG THING ON PURPOSE. I GUARANTEE WHEN YOU GUYS KICKED IN HIS DOOR HE WAS ON THE COUCH WAITING FOR YOU

No but the antecedent energy is you guys want to see me hurt so bad you guys have me into three cities to see every single boy and every single man who couldn't see me on the satellite AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU KNOW A GUY YOU KNOW A SATELLITE MAKER THAT HAS A BIGGER CITY and because he did let me give you the example here if I jumped off a bridge would you now let me remind you this bridge has no water underneath it

Yeah but the whole energy is you guys are trying to hurt me by making me wait and forcing me to deal with these men every day I shut my eyes and at the Sun reaches right through my eyelids the next minute and I'm up on a train with 50 men and all of us are top they're all talking to me in their heads for 5 years every single person I pass because you're f****** n*****WE'RE ALL TALKING TO EACH OTHER THEY'RE ALL TALKING TO ME INSIDE THEIR HEAD. AND GUESS WHAT I CAN LOOK AT ANY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AND NOT GET LIP TO MOVE. BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM HAS A FUNNY FACE OR RAISES THAT HAND OR KICKS OUT THAT LEG

You people should have never gotten socialism involved in socialism it's a misstatement was an architecture it better have been in socialism A PERFECT EXAMPLE MY PAIN AND FEAR OF THIS BROKEN BONE CEREMONY IS THE BETTER SON BLOG that's right if we all went in as agreed better daughter we would have never have been in any trouble as men the daughters would have won the entire series hands down

So for you guys to stop challenging me I own every girl on your Beach because I know and listen I had my eyes up in this place and we renamed Danny Eric Clinton FYI YEAH THE SAME F****** LOONEY TUNE THAT GOT EVICTED FROM THE HOUSES and guess what you guys couldn't even find a replacement for his is love our first lady I THINK THEY CHANGED HER NAME TO WENDY yeah that's right you know Dave the guy who owns Wendy's

So instead of you challenging me with this f****** failed regime over mike. I got seven more boys to feed seven more whiteskin boys to feed and not coming to a city and kill every satellite operator sun because they're all named Mike okay forgive me and forget me if your boys are all influenced and involved in my s*** because they know all the boys and sunrise

And last but not least I named Jennifer I named Kat I named Sierra I named Andrea and guess where I named them from the TV they never gave me the real names I walked up to one day and pointing at him and said hey Sandy how are you doing. She said oh I'm fine he doesn't know it's me maybe I can kill him now that he called me by the wrong girl's name. One year later she still walking up and down my block and I'm still calling her by Sandy. And guess what now it's her alter ego name THAT'S RIGHT SHE'S TELLING HER FRIENDS THAT WASN'T ME THAT WAS SANDY YOU KNOW HOW SHE GETS WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER COFFEE

So if you dick wads are done challenging me for all the girls because you know a few of the boys names listen to TV the satellite name the boys on your block too make no mistake about it you might think it came from my beach hahaha hahaha

Remember Peter Griffin REMEMBER GEORGE BERNSTEIN remember Uncle kracker remember squid REMEMBER STEWIE remember bugs Bunny

Yeah all boys names living in the same houses that you guys have your boys names here WATCH ME YOU'RE GOING TO BE WALKING TO THE DARK AND SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT we're getting real tired of you guys using every other white skin boy and then after it's all said and done you guys go oh no we got Mike

And I already told you what's wrong with this city it's the Spanish in Latin S NO BIGGER LOOSE FAMILY OF MORE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO GET UP AND DO ANYTHING THEN GOING OUTSIDE WALKING DOWNTOWN AND SEEING EVERYBODY OUTSIDE IS WHITE SKIN

So if you forgive me and forget me to bring me here and listen I got Dallas in my back pocket okay you guys might have FYI we're in Las Vegas too all the men still no fish lake still no Beach THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE TO HAVE THIS ARGUMENT OKAY the store we have here is all your men are going to come from this city and go to my beach and take all my girls

AND AND WHAT TO PRESS A BLACK SKIN MAN JUST TO SAY YOU GUYS KNOW A BLACK SKIN MAN AND ANOTHER CITY

And that's why we hate the better son blog AND WE THE PEOPLE CHOOSE TO MOVE FORWARD WITH THE BETTER DAUGHTER BLOG AND GET THINGS BACK TO BASICS GET THINGS BACK TO NORMAL

[the-firebird69]

Watch "You're so Vain" on YouTube

And she wrote this about my husband too and he she saw him one day no it was the day that she's sang the song she added this in and she changed the music and the band was kind of getting mad and they said what's going on here since you got like three worldwide global hits so far and they said no way and I'm out here somewhere. And they started laughing and said he said something didn't he and they said no way but when she's walking by him she smelled apricots and we're actually Angels, and sometimes we smell good and we were the ones with wings the other ones with bat wings it's an old legend and sometimes they would imitate us. And she said saying that it was like an apricot door means like going into an apricot orchard and then exiting and people are like what are you talking about so my husband was eating apricots and he's sweating it out and sometimes he sweats out excess stuff a lot of people don't it just sits in there and she's saying some kind of strange being and then she says like us and she looked into this and she was terrified people think I'm an angel. And you're not and you weren't fighting them but we were and she goes that sucks so there's this huge thing going on about it right now and she is a huge figurehead in the world and she said that she had him and that he was messing around and got mad and she did but it wasn't what you're thinking and it was kind of a harsh thing but he didn't do anything and Jimmy chomo was there and got really beaten up and it's probably plagued by Dave's computer as is my husband. But the poor boy saw her and saw what I will be like and I'm regal and I behave like her and a beautiful and I demand good behavior and he has to stop slouching but really have to get stand for the phone and he will that's what life is like for them it was like that they're working through problems but this day she was on fire and when he was walking by she thought it was like feeling good about himself and he was he knew who she was and he knew that she was very famous and he knew that she knew who he was and she did it and set him up kind of but she changed the words and said he's looking in a mirror but he's looking behind him too and he was checking out who's behind him because he's a spy I can underworld spy and it's like the one like how they act Tommy f and I then saw her cry a little and said he knows who he is and I'm just sitting there and said he has an angle and she's saying the stuff in the song and it stuck and everybody loves it there's certain names in the song about who he's like and very prominent figures and I'm very excited about it it's my husband she's singing about it's my sister and she's proud of him and I am too and she pride and she spied and she couldn't get anywhere it's kind of funny because he turns out to be kind of s***** like really s***** and he's turned off and I felt better and she felt worse but didn't give up and her husband was mad but knew what she was after it made him steamed they gave my husband confidence because she's beautiful and she's me what I look like she's not really me but absolutely stunning he said I look a little bit different like you said but beautiful and the voice is just funny I could not believe it when I first heard her his parents were so funny about it it keeps saying you've got a ringer it's already broken in I already put up with the stuff and he's worse it's the same race she's big too they went on and on making plans it's very sad when nothing happened and he's making fun of us it says I have my own but different and you guys didn't make her that was two other people and that was Uncle Paul and Carmen and they're not small either for crying out loud these guys so stupid and then smart and big so he said this is how they're doing it and using him and it's horrendous they started working on it it's just a nightmare oh wow here we go tonight there's going to be action all over the world and these people are going to be put down they're going to hear the siding with these idiots

Hera

[the-firebird69]

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There's nothing but desert here and he wants to announce it and I understand that I will announce other people being put here

Rah I too shall announce new arrivals aswe have been

Isis

I will say that I know that a few of these stars of us are missing and you think that they're in the AI ships and they're not and Trump doesn't care because he's a moron and he goes in messes around hopefully help him open or some dumb thing and doesn't have power to do it. Well we know is that some of them missing and some of them are in Egypt and we're not but is there until they removed there and they've been there for thousands of years roughly 11,000 years while these people were alive their body was entombed with the information about the future and they did not have us do it we did so we would know.

General Schwarzkopf, Steven seagal, wife of Steven seagal and her name is stephanie, Mrs Schwarzkopf are in Egypt in their tombs that the clones made for them ages ago and some of them thought they were already gone and there they were thinking they were clones

Hera

I also have a list of people who are in Egypt and missing from Texas for example George and Barbara Bush and theirs is a huge tomb it's massive and the pyramid is close to 3 miles in heights and 4 MI wide at the base and it's indicative of this particular clan and we built those so had them built, but the clothes also are the ones who did it and for this purpose and we fought them for ages.

Also found there Barack Obama and Michelle Obama and they being high priestesses back then in high priest but not in that order I found in a very famous pyramid and tomb system also about 3 miles high but really those are the pyramids below it is a tomb system which is more like a bunker which is more like 10 miles deep. And the stone is very hard it's limestone and it's hard and over centuries and it's very thick about 500 ft thick and some people think they might use it as it is fused together. It's a couple of the famous names of the tombs and Garth actually knows which ones she knows their names from them and I know it's not kafre that's Jesus Christ and it's not tommy f, and yes tutankhamun is that of Jesus Christ he's the biggest and the baddest program there is and the leader but Tommy f has one in his family they were sent back too by the clones. This is a preamp method and it's a way to lay things up from our side and the clones call it a parallel

Kat von D and her husband which hero was calling general Schwarzkopf which is not true it was a general and he's a famous general and his name was close to it when he was my uncle from Canada and she was there an old format and hated him for it and tried to hit her for that and he was sometimes a bullying mean but he wasn't anywhere near as mean as people here is true too but really they fought like cats and dogs because of it Cromwell general Cromwell from the revolutionary War and he passed away recently within the past 18 years and yes you knew him as not general Schwarzkopf but the other guy and no not Barack Obama he looks like Vader and they've been preserved with a special preservative it's similar to no elderberry wine is part of the formula because it has elder in it it does mean something to me possibly

Arnold and Dolores Akerley both of them are there and they're in big tombs and they're near Dave and Carol AKA Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene they are their parents and they are also my parents and he's my brother and he is entombed and he is an evil brother of mine he's not my kind. It is the big pyramids that you see in all of the posters and all of the commercials and ads for tourism and kafre is the name. And it's a series of pyramids because they had children of all their children didn't make it and the recent death in the family he was not his daughter yeah it was his daughter Presley went yesterday and they tracer couldn't find her and somebody is entombing them and it's in Egypt.

The tombs are intact and the carcophigi guy are found, in the very same spot but there are signs of tampering minor ones that only professional equipment would detect and their signs that the thing was moved just to hair because it had to be brought into the tomb not really. No it is true that the item was not in the tomb and they're entombing them and they're putting in somewhere else and not meaning to put them in the pyramids.

There are more more but we're going to publish

Zues

I want to redo mine up top and he says he will but I'm not going to and he was inspired to do his better and usually I do it what he's doing but he's trapped here so I'm going to do my better next time for now those are the people I'd like to mention although I had some bigger stars in the family you don't know about they're inventing some massively powerful weapon systems and lasers and one of them was working with vernier Bush on the nuclear bomb project and his name was slizard and it was not Mac Daddy, he and his wife and it's Michelle and that's why she was around are located in one of the very large tombs which is next to ghwb and his entire clan and his true the two leaders are close and they were close and their friends just like Ken and Arnie and it is almost time for us to publish notes now

Hera

Olympus

[the-firebird69]

Douglas

Douglas

I think this is where the Zerg are from. It's also a place where ghwb and Dave and some other people who might have been family members and Ken can attest there are two other brothers of ghwb who were there and they were depicted earlier today by Trump and his son were complete fools and yes very guy and he's seen him out there and what have they called Darth Vader because he monitors people was real good at it and yeah these look like Zerg Ken says they look 100% like them then our friend says they're probably out already most of them and this is where Dave used to hang out and Chris went out there he says a couple times a few times once said to the 4-H thing once a day's party at bad luck lake and David the name from him I think he said he saw it but he can't remember it made the sign and boy what a weird like that was really still there was someone across the way or something there's probably a zerg and we had to leave because I insisted on it cuz I couldn't see it but I saw something move usually you can see him like eyes or you can see an outline or brush moving and a darkness I didn't see anything and I've seen that before with my uncle and westboro bja and it is a spooky place but relatively quiet but if you go out there and the Stars aren't out it's pitch Black I mean you can't see anything there's absolutely no light and we we got out of there and we were in a limousine oh that was the third time winter in the party and then we went back there after one of our proms or something I think it was a prom no we rented a limo and drove around and I was like a little PO'd because we went out there and they just talking and exploring as hell and we went and looked at the pond screwed around with a little and decided it was gross cuz it was gross and they actually heard something too so

Zues

It was very strange they kept asking him do you want to get in the car I was like okay are we leaving and they said no and he's saying why would I get in the car in the same cuz we might leave and you look like you want to so he's saying okay then they said you don't really need to he's going actually I think I'm just going to stand here and wait for you guys to figure it out you'll figure it out figure out if we're going or not so you stood there and they're having me in high and finally I said let's get out of here and what you were saying is I think I see something over there and they did that to see what you're talking about so he's saying it's kind of like this it won't touch me and they won't harm me and they fight other creatures but they certainly eat you guys that's all... So they figured out you know about him but they didn't know you're protected Saint David used to be protected I think he still is then they started screaming you two assholes like we're inventors you know it's like cartoons and comic books they are they're into weaponry and stuff and that's what that day the driveway and we're eating dinner yeah we're in a lot of trouble aliens let's call the government will get examined they might do it autopsy on us it says screaming shut the f****** you creeps anyways well here you know about him you're probably in that movie they live and by the way what kind of beer do they put in that St Bernard's thing or is it alcohol instead of screaming why do you want to know that I don't know I probably feel like drinking in the time that I'm in which is the future so they start laughing what do you know now I know about him and I probably terrified and the point where you can't convince anybody of everything is going to sit there so they start laughing I don't have a weapon I don't have like a team to go okay now get in there so you start going well they said we're out here in the middle of nowhere I don't see anybody either the driver started getting Nancy said what happened out there some kid across the way or something throwing rocks at us well I thought it was with me don't let him drink pot or whatever smoke drink start laughing he said we're out of here we just a second and it was Peter I did driving and he was holding out there and he's going did you see anything if the doors aren't locked they're not locked and the objective would be all of us he started screaming this I can see him I can see him no I can't see you it's like Helen Keller I can walk can you hear me say that so all this stuff came out they started for days they went back there and they couldn't find anything they went tracking they found a few tracks they're freaking out and they said oh it's a snipe and they went nuts looking cuz I saw what you said there's something out there and it was moving around there's wind too and it shook a tree he actually look kind of terrified well you know it's like that King Kong movie and the trees are moving I'm like oh f*** it's King Kong or will and Bill they do that too. So will and Bill asked him was the driver in the car the whole time miss it no then they figured it out

Hera

So I'm running around out there and have gear on and I saw a couple images additional to the two taller guys and that was Dave and Chris and they were near them and one's motion at you and the other one's watching it the other one and they're saying no and no and I heard something high-pitched noise on my machine and I said I got to get out of here so I went back and like how am I going to get back over there without getting killed instead I got to get home somehow and it became a nightmare and yeah I guess my name is Harry from that song with Harry Chapin Carpenter

Tommy f