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Am finally playing MELE after picking it up at launch and once again falling head over heels for my various Shepards and I CANNOT stop thinking about one silly ass HC for my Vanguard, Ieva Shepard so here it goes.
After Ieva cures the genophage a bunch of krogan start suggesting that salarians might be on to One Thing, namely this reincarnation thing because look at the Facts:
female battlemaster
cuts a wide swathe through the galaxy leaving tears in her wake
good public speaker
Wrex says she's smart
has given many children to the krogan, albeit in a non-traditional way
charges enemies and hits them like a damn Tomkah when she does it
Conclusion: she’s Shiagur reborn and since the salarians say each life you learn something new this is the one where she learns how to not just be a crafty battlemaster but one who kicks ass in the traditional way too.
Some who say this are, of course, joking, many are very earnest though. When Grunt tells Ieva about it she asks which side he's on and he shrugs and says Shepard is Shepard, which Ieva is strangely touched by. When she asks Wrex he just smirks at her and lets her sweat about it lol
#mass effect#mele#head canon#me3 spoilers#I GUESS#mele spoilers#i'm aware it's been two years at this point and also a decade but w/e#urdnot grunt#urdnot wrex#ieva shepard#hello to anyone who saw this on discord already#or will see it when they go onto the server later#lol#but my sheps's tags are anemic af and need Content#this has been bouncing around in my head since tuchanka and still makes me giggle
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