#but my lies have a certain candor to them. mostly because i'm always saying that i'm a pathological liar even though i really don't lie | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

maddy-ferguson · 2 years

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something i love to do is word my sentences in a way that either makes what i'm saying blatantly untrue or that gives the wrong impression while staying technically true and then course-correct in an addendum that isn't read by everyone so tumblr really is the perfect place for me

#give me a minute i'll come up with a reason why tumblr isn't the perfect place for me and say it in these tags #i love lying i don't know why #but my lies have a certain candor to them. mostly because i'm always saying that i'm a pathological liar even though i really don't lie #that much (well i guess that makes it another lie)#but also i'm weirdly honest about things i don't need to be honest about #like i never round up my height to 1.65m i'll always say 1.64.5m even though that's ridiculous and not what a normal person would say #another option would be to say 1.64m but then i lose half a centimeter and i can't have that #and like i say: brf slt

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