#but my canon is that my vampire bbies always have their fangs and can't retract them so rip <3< /div> Explore tagged Tumblr posts

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Sorry sorry sorry but I just had a thought. Vlad with a lisp due to his fangs. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's all I actually can't he's so freaking cute

Or or or ok this makes no sense but what if vampires had allergies and whenever they sneezed, their fangs came out and their non vampire partner is just like ,, is it the pollen or are you just happy to see me ?

THATS SO CUUUUUUUUUTE I LOVE THAT SO BAD AHAHAHAHA i like to think vlad has some difficulty speaking bc unlike breanna and most of his children, whose fangs are just a few select teeth, vlads teeth are all pointed and that originally made it difficult for him to speak when he was first transformed. ofc now hes gotten used to it since hes been alive with wonky teeth for so long, but im sure those first few years were hard af to adjust :’))

THE LAST COMMENT MAKES ME LAUGH BC LIKE im just picturing vlad sneezing and all of his teeth falling out???? and breanna, instead of being like, SIR WHY HAVE ALL OF YOUR TEETH FALLEN OUT OF YOUR HEAD? shes like, Haha are you just happy to see me vladdy xD like im sorry thats just so funny to me HAHADFHASHGHIO