#but julian 'geek social fallacies' bashir introduces o to garak like you guys are both spies so you'll get along right? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

grimark · 4 days ago

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feeling the overwhelming urge to write a deeply self-indulgent doctor who/star trek crossover fic right now, because you know who else would fall so fucking hard for the master's goofy little spy schtick? julian bashir, that's who.

#dw #it would have to be early seasons bashir though #bc he's like 'oh boy an evil bisexual alien that's exactly my type'#whereas later seasons bashir would be like 'i already have multiple morally ambiguous secret agents gagging for my dick'#'plus there's a war on and i'm busy. pass'#it practically writes itself #while escaping from the crashing plane the master accidentally teleports himself to some random human occupied space station #crashes to the ground in a flash of white light and knocks himself out. he's wearing his tux from the party fucking OBVIOUSLY #gets carted in to sickbay. they may or may not be able to identify him as an alien but he sure LOOKS human #and when he wakes up he's like. i'm agent o from mi6. from the year 2020. i'm very confused but harmless for sure!#and dr julian 'james bond fanboy' bashir is like I RECOGNISE THAT ACRONYM‚ IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE #this mysterious time displaced 'human' is my new best friend and also there's someone i've GOT to introduce him to #there's a bit of a hiccup when it turns out o is very well aware of aliens and in fact keeping track of aliens is his whole job #seems like he's from an alternate timeline where first contact happened WAY earlier #but julian 'geek social fallacies' bashir introduces o to garak like you guys are both spies so you'll get along right?#and garak (who knows a liar when he sees one) picks up on some bad vibes immediately #and is like doctor i can't get a read on what his deal is but do NOT trust this man #plot twist though the master talks him around and it's actually garak who sews that plaid suit of his.#anyway. this is very silly #under no circumstances am i actually going to write this i'm just rotating it in my mind

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