#but it won't shit on women and thus won't get those precious precious notes

[jlf23tumble]

I’m bored and in need of a laugh so I’m begging you to be messy and drop the name of the bonkers blog. nonsense tags on an unrelated post where the first letter of each word spells it out will also work 😎

anon two: lol what kind of wild theories are you seeing out there?? and who's calling olivia a whore?? 👀👀👀

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Lumping these two together, same answer! I meant to answer anon one last night and fell asleep, whoops, but if you want the most bonkers take, this is the place for you! (That's my fave post of theirs, but oof, some other gems, too, if you keep scrollin'.) I wish it was satire--it's kind of low- AND high-key hilarious, and the way it tries to tie every single decision of Harry's that this person hates to someone else, thereby absolving him and removing every single bit of his own agency, yet it STILL manages to find some time to shit on all the women involved, it's almost brilliant in its own way. But alas, Jesus wept....this person is definitely convinced they cracked the code, wake up sheeple! Honestly, the biggest whore here is Jeff, when you think about it, but yeah, this post is directly riffing off another post that did some numbers because it "joked" about how Olivia was a whore who was also fucking Jeff, one of the clues being Jeff promoted (!!!) the DWD teaser in his socials but not Harry's grammy win (???). It's a lot, I'm telling you!