#but it wasn't even that. she just clean forgot to tell me. for eight entire years. 2920 days. 70080 hours
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so like 8 years ago or something like that, i got a hearing test, because i was having trouble hearing people. After the test, the doctor who administrated the test told me that i had perfect hearing and That's That. Fast forward to three hours ago, when I was told by my mother that i have an audio processing disorder.
and she mentions it offhandedly like "oh yeah remember your audio processing disorder" and I said The Fuck I Do, and she replied "oh did i forget to tell you about the audio processing disorder you were diagnosed with 8 years ago?"
#not worm#woulda been cool to know that 8 years ago!!!#and i know some parents will not tell their kids about stuff to “not give them an excuse”#though i have NO idea how an audio processing disorder could be an excuse for anything except “hey i can't hear you can you speak up”#but it wasn't even that. she just clean forgot to tell me. for eight entire years. 2920 days. 70080 hours#also she somehow managed to describe an audio processing disorder patronizingly which i didn't even know you could do#i'm not mad about it but like#how did this never come up even once?#you'd think they'd mention it when i complained i had problems hearing to multiple doctors#AFTER the test#baffled
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❆ 𝑑𝑎𝑦 7: christmas playlist | l.jh
a/n: welcome to day 7! this one took me the longest to write, because i wasn't sure of how i wanted it to go, but i hope you like it nonetheless!
word count: 894 contents: jihoon x gn!reader , established relationship , producer!jihoon , fluff, making playlists , dancing , reader's love language is streaming jihoon's music , short and sweet
you've spent the entire day cleaning.
after the week-long break you had devoted to deep-cleaning your entire flat almost six months ago, you decided that it was time for a deep-clean before christmas as well.
from changing the curtains, vacuuming the floor, dusting your giant bookshelf, and clearing out all sorts of junk from your storage room, you busied yourself with making sure your house was spick and span.
around eight in the evening, when you were finally done with all of your tasks and you settled on the couch to relax, you realize that you missed something fundamental.
a christmas playlist.
as if on cue, the front door swings open, and jihoon walks in. he sets his gym bag down by the door and heads over to you to kiss you.
"hi baby, did you change out the curtains?" he mumbles, and you smile against his lips.
"i did! i didn't think you'd notice it," you tease, and jihoon sighs, reminded of the time you'd dyed your hair a completely different color and he hadn't noticed until two weeks later.
"hey, i was busy and running on 4 hours of sleep, collectively, for those two weeks," jihoon defends himself for the nth time, and you simply laugh and pat his chest as consolation.
"i was just joking, ji. anyways, i just realized that i missed out on something," you huff, leaning your head against his chest.
jihoon furrows his eyebrows. it's highly unlikely of you to forget anything, primarily because you always make a systematic list of everything you need to get done. in fact, he can see your little list pinned to the fridge from where he's standing.
"i forgot to make a playlist for christmas cleaning," you complain. "and that makes me sad, because i'll just have to redo the entire house after making the playlist."
"babe, you don't need to do it all over again," jihoon chuckles lightly. "let's just make the playlist now, hm? we'll figure what happens with it after we're done."
"this is why i love you so much," you grin widely, pressing another kiss to jihoon's lips.
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after jihoon's shower, the two of you snuggle up on the couch, your phone cradled in jihoon's hands as you scroll through spotify to add songs to your playlist.
"okay, we have to start with queen mariah," you say, swiftly adding 'all i want for christmas is you' to the playlist with a solemn expression.
"i swear she's monopolized the christmas song market with that one," jihoon remarks amusedly, his fingers typing out the name for the next song.
"ah! 'the first snow'! i almost forgot about it," you gasp when you see jihoon adding the infamous song by exo to the playlist.
"i think 'santa tell me' needs to be here too," jihoon says, adding the song to the playlist as well.
you both go back and forth with various song titles, till the playlist is almost five hours long and filled with the warm vibes of christmas that you adore.
"i think we outdid last year's playlist," you point out, and jihoon playfully rolls his eyes.
"that's because you added my new album in there," he says. "it's not even closely related to christmas."
"well, forgive me for wanting to support my producer boyfriend!" you gasp dramatically. "plus, you know i have the album on repeat all the time."
"that means you're paying for half our bills with how much you're streaming it," jihoon jokes, swooping to press a kiss to your temple. as you two joke and laugh about other funny things, your stomach lets out a loud grumble.
"let's get some dinner in you," jihoon decides, and you unwillingly untangle yourself from him so he can get started on dinner.
just as jihoon sets a pot of water to boil on the stove, you interrupt him with a loud cry of his name.
"wait! stop!" you declare, and jihoon freezes in place, expecting the worst-case scenario, like that one time a giant spider was dangling above your head while you were doing the laundry.
"is it an insect?" he asks, barely moving his head to the side to face you, but his face shoots you an unimpressed look when you successfully connect your phone to the speakers and put the christmas playlist on shuffle.
"i almost dropped the water all over myself!" he groans, and you laugh cheekily, coming up behind jihoon to wrap him in a hug.
"sorry, baby," you apologize. "i just couldn't handle the thought of doing another task without blasting christmas songs in the house."
"it's literally only my songs playing," jihoon raises an eyebrow, and you shake his questions off with a wave of your hand. he doesn't need to know you just put on the playlist containing all the songs he's ever released. he also doesn't need to know that the top artist on your spotify wrapped for the last five years has been woozi.
(at some point after dinner and washing the dishes, jihoon switches the music over to the real christmas playlist, and he drags you into the living room to dance.
the night is spent with his hands on your waist, your hands on his shoulders, both your eyes locked on each other's, and the steady love you've built over the years engulfing you both.)
- fin.
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