#but it is very hilarious bc the character art i chose. versus how i picture him. are so discordant it ain't even funny | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lovevalley45 · 1 year ago

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the phb has some bullshit abt a character's appearance reflecting their physical ability scores n like that can work but for me. i do derive joy from remembering my rogue has both a dadbod n a 20 dex, really just catching ppl offguard with how good he can do the splits

#alli says shit #alli plays dnd #i don't think i've ever actually shared any of my drawings of him on her (mostly bc i'm not really an artist)#but it is very hilarious bc the character art i chose. versus how i picture him. are so discordant it ain't even funny #(okay it is funny but)#honestly i could do the triangle meme with how ability scores probably actually correlate to like. body type #but i also enjoy looking at a character's phys ability scores and saying those can't stop me bc i don't know math #it's just peak funny bc darius is like. 6'3". relatively chubby. famous #but he is such a stealthy boy #also another fun fact abt him is that he literally has negative strength but has proficiency in athletics #like technically he is more likely to pass an athletics check with reliable talent than pass an acrobatics check #can u tell i love talking abt darius?#i haven't gotten to play him in two weeks n i have a session tomorrow so now i'm like. my boy <3

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