#but instead no it's spoon fed morality for babies with laverne cox saying “if everyone is pretty no one is excluded :)” like no shit babe
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I guess deep in my heart I knew I'd live to see Netflix absolutely Fuck Up And Not Get Right a beloved childhood book series but I reeeeaaally wish it wasn't THAT one
#uglies#scott westerfield#the uglies pretties specials trilogy was absolute FIRE#and the trailer makes it look completely and utterly “meh”#it captures absolutely none of the vibes#like the “uglies” are already hot like at least rub some dirt on the immaculately perfect “ugly” people#no tally youngblood shitting her pants on a hoverboard for the first time just her nailing it for the Generic Action Show Slop trailer#they could've built so much intrigue with the world building and started small scale but no they had to do it in the most unremarkable way#no stealthy shit your pants follow riddles into the wilderness... just michael bay explosions#spoil the climax ass trailer#rant#btw#i don't do this often but I fucken will about this#and her going to smoke is presented like a conscious choice? um no#tally was fucken STOKED to become a pretty and then the wanker government blackmailed her to expose the smoke or stay ugly forever#do you not think. do you not think that would create some hype for the tv show? maybe? hello???#but instead no it's spoon fed morality for babies with laverne cox saying “if everyone is pretty no one is excluded :)” like no shit babe#the audience can figure that out#give us the good shit
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