#but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama

[mrmeepsmadmind]

his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!

[shoheiakagi]

I agree with you about the tags u left on that anon being rude to ciassu! Seriously thats just plain so fucking rude smh. Anyway u ended your tags with mention of shuhei x yata that op was going to write and it got me curious bc ive never thought of that pairing before lol so now im wondering if u have any other yata or shuhei ships u like/can think of? Sorry for the random ask i just want to see if theres any other ships i can add to my list other than chitose x yata lol

Hi!! Thank you for reaching out! And yeah, I feel like some ppl just like to send anon hate cause they’re bored? Like what is the end game here? You’re not gonna be the person with the last laugh cause your ask is either gonna be deleted or responded to in a post. And like, if you think there’s other writers who post the same type of fics, then why don’t you just focus on them? People need to realize that writing fics and drawing art is a skill, and that the creator puts in a lot of time and effort into perfecting it for the audience. I just don’t get why some ppl act mean online, when they don’t have that same persona irl?? Like why act like an internet thug??

Anyways!

Yes, I was also intrigued when I saw how op was working on a ShouheixYata fic! Like I know some bits and pieces of how they’d interact as friends, but as romantic partners? I’ve seen some EricxYata and and ChitosexYata, but never a ShouheixYata. I’m sooo curious cause Yata is terribly shy when it comes to romance, while Shouhei is charismatic and nicer than the other abc boys. Like is Shouhei going to be all flirty and try to charm him?? Does Yata develop a crush on Shouhei which he tries to hide but miserably fails at it??

And I do!! So to start off, I’ll be honest and say that I’m not really fond of romantic!banshou. Its weird cause i have other ships with similar dynamics, and i also adore both characters individually, but im not the biggest fan of them as a ship. I think its probably bc i dont like how its portrayed by the very few fans they have, and how a lot of things about shouhei, end up revolving around bandou’s inferiority complex towards him (which really sucks as a shouhei’s girl who wants to learn more about him).

But despite being in my y/n feels for shouhei, i do have a few ships for him! I don’t think it’s as obvious as it was when i first created this blog, but shouhei/eric is the closest to an otp i have for this fandom. Its probably bc theyre my top two faves, but i do think they have strong potential to be a sweet and interesting ship, and the few interactions they have are so cute 🥺 the fact that shouhei is the only person Eric refers to by their first name other than Anna 🥹🥹 (although i do think its probably cause everyone refers to shouhei by his first name lol. If im not wrong, i think eric refers to fuji by his last name despite being very close). I also do think they’d look really good together! Despite Eric being unkempt and not into fashion, he is objectively very good looking and i think his sharp and cool features are a good contrast against shouhei’s softer and warm features. I genuinely do think shouhei is the second person eric is comfortable with, after fujishima. I also ship shouhei with chitose and akiyama! I think i started shipping shouhei with chitose sometime last year and honestly? I think they’d be a fun and hot pair. I can’t really see them being them in a serious and committed relationship, but i do think they would probably hook up here and there (or even just be really good friends, since theyre pretty similar to each other except for some differences). Akiyama/Shouhei is always going to be that one opposites attract/enemies to lovers ship for me lol. I wish their fight scenes from s1 were longer, im so curious on what the dialogue would have been like.

Yata was my first ever fave character/crush when i first got into K back in 2012, but unfortunately that died out. But i do think ericxyata is such a cute and funny pair! I remember reading this really old fic on them in which yata learns english just so he can finally respond to eric’s taunts, only to have the story end with eric kissing him on the cheek 💞 i don’t remember being sold that quick on a ship like i did with that fic lmaoo. They’re like my second favorite pair, but theres sooooo little content on them :/ thats what i hate about k. Most content are on the popular/designated ships, you barely see anything on different pairings/dynamics. Yata and Kamamoto are seen as platonic for the most part, but i can see some potential for it to turn romantic! Kamamoto is a ride and die for yata. Like if theres ever a rare chance that yata decides to leave homra (unlikely, i know), i do feel like kamamoto would probably join him idk. the loyalty there is really strong. I think yata and chitose would be interesting since chitose is a playboy while yata is a virgin, but its probably gonna end with a nasty heartbreak on both sides 😬

[keilemlucent]

best nest: headcanon special

best nest headcanon for salem’s ver of rut season hawks? say no more my dudes (nsfw at the end)

physical changes:

there’s a bunch of these in the fic so lets get into it fellas

so in general, from the brief articles i researched, birds can go through some physical changes during a mating season for like a number of reasons but also realism be damned it was fun

i hc hawks as having weird nails, rut-season or not. normally, they’re darker at the cuticle and grow a bit faster than normal. rut-season? they grow very fast, fully-blackened, curl a bit. he can cut and file them, but it’s sorta fruitless as they grow quickly and are a bit thicker and thereby harder to deal with

eyes? keigo’s pupil shape is always a little off, but during rut-season, they’re nearly fully slit shapes.

wings!! plenty of bird species have changes in their plumage come mating season. typically brighter colors and pattern changes. keigo’s don’t change from their crimson, just have patterns made by small, thin, nearly clear filaments. it gives them a lil iridescent effects. the patterns are symmetrical between the wings and probably add contrast that might change the shadow/highlights of the feathers?? maybe creating an illusion of his already huge wings looking bigger?? this is me spit balling

in addition, they are very sensitive. in general, keigo is just oversensitive as fuck. especially if he hasn’t n*tted in the past hour or so. dude gets pent up fast.

alright now to whaat everyone wants to talk about

keigo’s fat cock

dude just needs to breed! dicks gotta impress potential mates and damn does it. a lil thicker, a lil longer, nasty huge balls. immaculate as y/n said

i haven’t even mentioned pheromones, but the dude is reeking of them whether he wants to or not. they probably don’t have a wide range of feelings and urges they can induce. prolly like horny & safe. but like hey isn’t that what we all want??

the fangs are just because of the cute edits like?? have u seen them? adorable. 

there’s no biological reason its just What I Wanted

emotional changes

this has got to vary whether kei has a ‘mate’ or not

in the case he doesn’t already have an established mate, the dude is just horny. balls to the wall wants to fuck everything in sight constantly. secure a mate, get them in nest, fuck until babies. easy

oooo but with an established mate?? there’s emotion rapport there. 

keigo isn’t a complete bird so there’s human dimensions to his rut- an established mate with like a background would elicit more of these feeling

basically like, protective!! gotta keep them safe and happy because they need to Have my Children but also bc love you know??

i imagine there might be some cognitive dissonance between like instinct and emotions here, especially in moments where its been an hour or two since y’all banged

besides the point, kei’s is gonna be an aftercare king once he gets some of his need to rail you outta the way. mostly because you’d be undoubtedly wrecked and if he wants to not have be pulp and nut by the end of his rut, he has to try and take care of u as he can

in the fic when i said he ‘handles the details’, i imagine this would be stocking up on easy to prepare food, medicine and like topical aids. just to help u out!!!

the chirps

the chirps

if we’re going full bird, we’re going full bird

lowkey it just sounds cute, kei letting go a little and falling into his more instinctual patterns and he just lets lose some bird sounds

over the course of the rut, you probably end up figuring out what certain tones and vocalizations mean

happy chirps, sad chirps, needy chirps, lil comfort coos, things like that

the nest

im a cancer and a homebody so this part is ~*self indulgent*~ 

basically, protective of his mate right?? gotta keep them safe 😤

most surfaces in the home are padded with some sort of blanket or sheet

literally i can see keigo dropping an insane amount of money on just nesting supplies, sleeping with them and scenting them before situating them just right all around

this is probably a long process bc it has to be perfect before he ruins it with u that’s part of the fun

in the fic, there’s a bed against wall windows which is just a nod at the central part of the nest being a spot where keigo can get a good, high vantage point to see any potential threats 

idk if keigo’s like “damn better fuck them near a window so i can scare of competitors” or “if we’re this high up i can always see if someones coming at us” 

whatever the case it’s definitely more instinct avian brain 

in the end, the whole nest is scattered with his softest feathers, his smell and pheromones. perfect. chefs kiss.

and lastly u gotta except the nest!! 

keigo’s put days into making it just for u two, and you gotta basically like, claim it and him 

once u do, it’s fucking time my dude

horny shit (nsfw) (warning: somnophilia) 

im practicing getting filthy on this account bare with me

in classic rut fashion, he is going to rail you until he’s sated and instinctual somewhat confident you’re pregnant. that’s the core of the whole rut right??

i’ve hc’ed him as having some agency during despite his need to stuff you with nut, but im truthfully not sure how much agency. 

point blank he’s gonna wreck you!!

face-down, ass-up preferred. feelings primal and nasty. 

he likes marking you up too oooo boy. you’re the only person who’s gonna see him for the next few weeks but he’ll  be damned if you’re not covered in scratches, bite marks and hickeys in your most sensitive spots

makes kei coo with pride, seeing you all fucked up and claimed by him. especially if you’re sleeping next to him, fucked out and safe in his arms. all the parts of his brain are sated and that’s probably the only time he can get proper rest

lowkey there’s probably a fair amount of cock warming involved, just ambiently. keigo wants you close, safe and filled with cum and what better way to assure this state other than keeping his nearly perma-hardened cock deep in your cunt for hours on end

he’s nice enough to grind up into you every once in awhile, help you come even in your sleep to keep you comfy and holding his cock just right in your cunt

ugh the existential peace kei must feel when he’s balls deep in his mate while in their nest..... ugh. wow. fucked out dream <333

[monaisdark]

Ok ok, just hear me out, I haven’t read any one shot or story with knife play and like, I’m kinda into that shit, no judgment plz, um but for my request I would love a dominant reader who’s a villain, paired with literally anyone, I literally just want femdom with a knife plz 🖤 I really like your content 🖤

FEMDOMS WITH KNIFES FEMDOMS WITH KNIFES THANK YOU !! decided to do some bakugou because yknow what - that man needs to be put in his place by a sexy villain lady goddammit !! also, dw about judgement here ‘cus there is a 90% chance im into it :’) ofc thank u for the ask bc yall’s brains >>> 

➨ paring — Pro Hero! Katsuki Bakugou x Fem! Villain! Reader

➨ warnings —  dubcon, Sub! Bakugou, Dom! Reader, knife play, blood play, begging, handcuffing

Bakugou didn’t know what even led up to this. It was late at night and he was on patrol, he does this all the time! Yet, you got him. He didn’t even have time to react before his gauntlets were knocked out of his hands, cuffs were put on him, and connected the chain attached to the cuffs to a fence in the alleyway.

“You fucking bitch!” He yelled, immediately trying to activate his quirk but it only amounted to a few sparks. “Huh?! —“

“Quirk cancelling cuffs. Crazy the things the black-market sells.” You lifted the hood of your coat, getting a little too close for Bakugou’s comfort. “Dynamight, huh? I was expecting more of a fight for a Pro Hero.” You were taunting him, the sounds of sparks echoing throughout the empty alleyway.

“Y’know, that’s the definition of insanity — doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.” A laugh left your lips, as Bakugou scowled, “You’re the crazy bitch here! What the hell do you want!?” Your tone darkened, grabbing his face. “Stop yelling, I might have to put a gag in your mouth.”

Bakugou couldn’t help but shudder, your touch was cold. And your eyes staring into his didn’t help him stay calm. Bakugou hasn’t felt this vulnerable in a long time. You captured him so easily, how has he never heard of you?

“The smart ones lurk in the shadows. Bet you didn’t even hear me!” You were back to laughing his face, you were able to read him so easily. He growled curses under his breath, thrashing around. “Ah, don’t be like that. I haven’t even done anything to you... yet.” 

“You low-life! Take these cuffs off and fucking fight me!” That was it, you pulled out a scary-looking knife, “A lot of people want you dead, I’m sure you know. If I were someone boring, you’d be lying in your own blood right now.” Bakugou could feel the tip of the knife though the fabric of his hero costume on his chest, his breath hitched. There was nothing he could do. 

“Mhm... even with quirks, I don’t think anything beats a good ol’ knife.” Bakugou could see the blood that stained the knife, you’ve used it before. “I’d rather have some fun with you, y’know? Not everyday you get to capture such a great hero.”  

“What the hell are you talkin — !“ A lick. You licked his collarbone, “Aha! You are so cute.” Bakugou froze up, he wasn’t expecting this. He tried to hold back a gasp when you started palming him. You were crazier than he thought.

“Shit, stop... stop this!” He wanted to move, just enough to kick you in the chest to get you away from him, but the knife was pressed so closely to him. Any more movement and he would have it piercing his chest. And even then, he’s still cuffed and chained, how will he fight you? “Ah, stop? But you’re getting hard, what monster would I be to give you blue balls?” You giggled in his ear.

It wasn’t long before you were crouching before him, the knife moving from his chest to his lower  abdomen, “Get the fuck away from me! I’ll fucking kill you!” Bakugou tried to cling onto his power. He didn’t expect you to listen, but like hell he’d let you get away with this so easily.

A smile spread on your face as you took his semi-hard dick out of his pants. “Such words for someone who’s turned on.” Bakugou’s breath hitched, damn his body for responding to you. “Don’t...don’t do anything — shit!” You were stroking him, bringing your mouth close to his head to give him kitten licks. He cursed as he felt himself grow fully hard now under your touch, much to his dislike.

“I have to say, you’re impressive. Now — “ You pressed the knife down on the exposed skin of his lower abdomen, Bakugou could feel a small blood trickle down from there. “Don’t try to fight back right now. I’d rather not plunge my knife into you right now.” You pushed him onto the cold concrete ground, moving his trapped hands above his head. 

Everything was rushing over Bakugou, he wasn’t one to not fight back. But the knife paired with your quick movements and those damn cuffs, he’s weak. Weaker then he ever imagined himself being around a villain like you. You crawled on top of him, not wasting time on removing your panties and hoisting your skirt up. You sat on his lap, his cock against the fabric of your skirt.

He could still feel the blood from his abdomen trickle down, a wince coming from him as he felt another small slice go with his previous one. “Sorry! Couldn’t help myself.” Your voice was oddly smooth, it was like it was tickling Bakugou’s every being. Maybe it was the blood rushing through his body but he couldn’t deny you were attractive. Bakugou tended to focus on his hero work, he had no time for women even as a Pro Hero. 

Bakugou was becoming puddy in your hands, your gloved hand stroking him as the knife trailed his torso, a small a trail of blood being left behind. He tried to hold his panting, but he couldn’t help it. It made it worse seeing you lift yourself from his lap, not wasting time on plunging yourself on him.

“Ah, aha... A snug fit, right?” Bakugou was fully a mess now, you felt amazing. “No... shit — get... get off! You...you bitch!” He didn’t want you to stop. His pride was getting over him, what if someone saw him? He was a Pro Hero - a damn good one as well - and he let a villain with cuffs and a knife get the best of him? He should hate this, yet his pants and moans were showing otherwise. He was even bucking his hips slightly!

“You’re so mean!” Bakugou winced as he felt stinging again, this time on his upper thigh. You cut him again. “Say sorry.” You demanded, your knife teasing another slice to his thigh. Bakugou stayed quiet, clenching his jaw as he felt you going up and down on him. “Say sorry!” This time you were louder, another stinging pain hit Bakugou, a second cut to match the previous one on his thigh.

Bakugou couldn’t even open his eyes or mouth, how pitiful did he look right now? Say sorry? You’re the one doing this to him! You were making him such a mess, he’s the one that’s supposed to be stronger! 

“How childish. You can’t even say two words yet you’re panting like a dog right now! Let’s see...” Bakugou felt you stop moving and the knife move to his neck, he wanted to curse. You can’t tease him like this. “I wanted this to be fun but you can’t just let your stupid superiority complex go, huh?” Friction, he needed friction desperately. The knife was cold like you, but your cunt was so warm. Please just forget about it and move, wasn’t tying him up enough?

“Fuck... move, just move.” He didn’t want to have to beg, that’ll confirm you have the upperhand. “Mhmn, not until you say sorry —” You stopped for a second, a devious smile forming, “...Actually, if you want me off you so bad...” You lifted yourself off of him slowly, teasing him as he could no longer feel your soft insides around him. 

God, he hated this. He was so hard it hurts, a string of pre-cum was forming at his tip. He was sweaty and red despite the weather being cool. You still sat on him, even without him inside you, he could feel your soaked, warm core that contrasted your body. Your eyes staring down on him like he was a deer and you were a hunter. You wanted him to beg. 

Bakugou struggled to form a sentence, he was out of breath and half lidded. Words that he never would have expected himself to utter came out, “Inside... back inside. I’m sorry! P-Please, please, put it back in!” A tight, warm feeling engulfed around Bakugou’s cock again, he missed it. A smile spreaded on your face, not one of deviance but one of joy, “Ahah, you see? How hard was that?” You removed the knife from his neck and opted to trailing it along his lower stomach. 

You beat him, Bakugou was enjoying this. He didn’t care that you were a villain anymore, or how you had the upper hand in all this. Hell, you could use that knife all you wanted on him! Just bounce on his cock, that’s all he wants.

He could feel you pulling him in every time you thrusted yourself on him and Bakugou was brought to the edge each time. He was beginning to twitch and you seemed to notice too, slowing down to drag out the feeling you gave him. “Do you want to cum inside?” He nodded profusely, “Use your words.” He has to beg to cum? He truly has to give up all his control.

“Please! Ah! Cum inside... let me cum inside!” Bakugou was loud, it was a surprise nobody ventured into the alley with all the sounds of skin slapping and moans. Perks of shitty, small neighborhoods. Nobody gave a fuck. Not that he wanted anyone to see this anyways, this was certainly a way to be ‘defeated’ by a villain.

“Go ahead — you’ve been so good.” You left the knife on his stomach but with the way Bakugou was breathing, the tip of the metal could poke him still. You let him buck his hips into yours, leaning down to grab his head with your free hands to give him a kiss on the forehead. He wasted no time in filling you up, the way you continued to bounce on him despite him cumming already brought him over the edge to another orgasm. 

After what felt like hours of warmth and tightness, Bakugou was a mess. Everything was clouded in his head, he just came in a villain. And he liked it.

He could the weight of your body get off of him, grabbing the knife from his stomach and tucking it in your coat pocket. Bakugou cursed himself for missing your touch, the cold from the air was different from the cold of your body and knife. “Be good and don’t do anything, hm?” You dangled the keys to the cuffs and chain above him. He nodded — not like he would anyways, he was smitten. 

As you uncuffed him, Bakugou didn’t even try to attack you, which was great for you. He didn’t say anything, looking at the ground though his breath was heavy. He felt a piece of fabric fall on his lap, your panties. “Parting gift.” You laughed but Bakugou felt his stomach begin to turn. As you walked away without another word, he could feel panic build up slightly — he still knew nothing about you. 

He wasn’t mad like he should be. He wanted to see you, feel you. All he could do for now was hold the fabric close... the thought of you still fresh in his mind.

[ohmykazuha]

wahhh im sorry ur having a bad night jiaaa :((( i hope tmrw is a better day for u !! (im sure it will be :D!)

but anyways since none of ur og biases are kazuha im legally allowed to write fluff hcs for u which will hopefully make you feel better !! :>

um. i actually have no clue what to write abt so this might not be that great but i still hope you like it <3 !!

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albedo's mind works far faster than the average person, which makes sense, considering he technically isn't a human. but he swears the thoughts rushing through his mind reach the speed of light when he catches you picking up his sketchbook to glance through. in a manner contrasting his usual composed demeanour, he practically runs over and grabs the book out of your hands, prompting you to ask confusedly, "bedo, what's wrong???" "i-it's nothing. really. i just remembered some experiments i have yet to finish, and i've just noticed a marvellous sweet flower specimen i need to sketch," the alchemist hastily replies with a reddened face before quickly leaving the room. a single page slips out from the notebook, but he's gone before you can tell him about it - although after you see it, a warm yet embarrassed smile paints your features. the entire page is filled with doodles and detailed sketches of you, smiling, laughing, talking, just going about your day. your name is noted at the bottom of the page, and there's even a tiny heart next to it, though it's been scribbled over as if the artist was suddenly shy after drawing it. you chuckle to yourself softly as you clutch the paper tightly and shake your head, now you had to decide whether to confess to albedo that you had seen the sketches, or keep it a secret until he decides to admit it himself - either way, you're over the moon that your feelings are reciprocated.

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LMAO i was planning to write a short drabble for each but albedos ended up being too long 💀

but yes pls consider

- jean scolding u for overworking and then you scolding HER for overworking and you both just start laughing and agree to make sure each other work within proper hours

- going for karaoke w thoma !! he screams along the lyrics to romance songs w you and its terribly off tune but it's cute 🥺 also whenever u sing he gets rlly quiet and starry eyed bc omfg his s/o has the voice of an angel

- flustering kaeya 👀 definitely not the easiest thing to do, but when you succeed it's totally worth it bc of his red cheeks and the way he's suddenly unable to meet your eyes,,, totally different from his usually cocky smirk HAHA

ok i better go to sleep now omg,,, i hope these at least made you smile jia :) !! please do feel free to message me on discord if you wanna rant, or you can even dm me here on tumblr ! or even if u don't wanna vent & just wanna talk tbh, id love to become better friends w you sooo yeah :D !!! AHAHA OK ily gn !! <3

quill my dearest i'm so sorry that it's taken me so long to reply to this! thank you for this ahh I LOVE YOUUU <3 thank you for the effort put into this as well, and the headcanons! this makes me so so happy >< and yes i wanna be better friends with you as well ❤️ mwahh i love you hecking lotssss!

[miriossunshine]

Regular matchup? With preferably heros but villains are cool too! Oh and a boy and a girl! Im a trans guy, bi w/a large preference for girls, short brown hair and eyes and lots of freckles. Id say my quirk in there would be similar to hawks but is just wings. Im abit short at 5'4 and im curvy. I crack alot of inappropriate jokes but im pretty tired all the time and tend to lay about, working on art or characters. I like the color green, big sweatshirts, aliens, 90s arcade/skater fashion, ( 1/2)

continued:( 2/2 the trans guy) succulents, witchcraft, winter/the cold, night time, coffee, horror and comedy movies, puttering games( ie. Tomodachi life, animal crossing, sims), spicy ramen and candles! Ty for reading my req! I hope you have a lovely day!

yes of course!! 💕aH thank you omg i hope you have a wonderful day as well!! 😭

i ship you with shouta aizawa!

the contrast of your personalities is so cute omg. whenever you tell a risqué joke, aizawa can’t help but sigh and hide his blush in his scarf, you’ve successfully flustered the man HDBDNSNNDNS

you both love to laze around and take naps together aWww T^T you always take a few extra minutes to snuggle before you both have to get up and go about your days \(//∇//)\

shouta also likes to take a nap hugging your side while you work on art or play games, because it’s super relaxing for him >< ��💕💕

his sweatshirts are all yours now and they are giant on you bc he’s so tall ( ´∀｀) he pretends to be inconvenienced by you always wearing his clothes, but don’t believe him he actually LOVES it and thinks you look better in them than he does (*´∇｀*)

shouta feigns annoyance when you suggest you both watch a comedy together, but can’t stifle his laughter at the jokes hehe （≧∇≦）basically only you get to see him this relaxed and happy bc he’s such a softie for u ><

plant dads!!! you both help remind each other to water your succulents and treat them like your children 😤💖💖

i also ship you with ms. joke!

GOOFIEST DUO!! she loves all of your jokes and you guys definitely flirted through jokes before you started dating hdbfnsnnd (￣∀￣)

emi thinks your height is adorable and likes to use you as an arm rest bfnfndnsndn -3-

she’s so enthusiastic to see your artwork being created and frames+hangs your pieces up in ur house wow supportive bb ( ´ ▽ ` )

comedy movie nights are essential!!!!! you both can quote your favorite movies and make references to them all the time hehe >///< emi acts like she can handle a horror movie but every jumpscare sends her flying into your lap to protect her BDBDNSBDN (￣▽￣)

your relationship is full of really cheerful and silly moments but you’re both able to have deep conversations, especially at night! you both sit outside and stargaze together under a shared blanket with your favorite warm drinks and talk about anything and everything (*´꒳`*)

[sasukebarmitzvah]

watching every naruto opening and discussing my opinions because im bored liveblog

original

took me a little while to warm up to it idk why maybe because its not as up tempo and its a shonen and i want to get hype but i love it now. love the part where the camera pans around team 7 fighting randos they are babies… also its so funny when sasuke holds out his hand to naruto to help him out of the lake and he jsut fist bumps him. gay boy

Haruka fucking kanata baby!!!!!!!! a fav. like we all know this. i listen to the song just regularly a lot and every time it comes on shuffle im like Oh my god its haruka kanata. read the english translation of the lyrics… sns

this one got stuck in my head for a while lol. i like seeing everyone babie and i like naruto shaking his head at the end to dry off like a dog

DDMnanannaddnnaaaaa naaaaaaaaa nda aaWE ARE FIGHTING DEAMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOLI OLI OLIOOOOoohh!!!!! very fun very good also a very good time in the show, hello tsunade

**edgy shonen opening where theres something important in front of a chain link fence**

lol skipping 6-9 bc thats the huge chunk of filler which i didnt actually watch most of

shippuden

heros come back is SO GOOD absolutely one of my favs. banger first of all. i love how its actually choreographed and naruto sakura kakashi are like moving to the beat and i love the part where the animation is like pencil sketchy and theyre running and their bodies warp bro its just cool. the part where everyone dramatically reaches for gaara is fun, also love deidaras moment. anyway i shake my ass to this song eveyrday

distance oh god oh fuck. YOU ARE MY FRIEND!!! the sasuke and naruto stuff where they are little baby at the beginning at the end we return to the same place theyre there and like about to stab each other i’m going to scream. i lvoe the song of course. hello sai! i love team 7s little spotlight moments where they get to pose to the music its so cute. why is sasuke snake jesus? DO you remember that long lost DREAM!!!!!!!!!!

BLUE BIRD YA BANGER ok the whole symbolism. when naruto falling next to sasuke rising is positioned like yin and yang lol. when naruto is falling from the sky but then sasuke comes to mind and he springs into action lol. ok random people from the fillers i dont care about. naruto fell in the lake he picks up the bird feather interspersed with a couple shots of sasuke horgh. additional reading: paper bag by fiona apple

closer is one of the ones where im like eh its ok its not my favorite and then it gets to the chorus and my dumb ass is jsut screaming YOU KNOW THE CLOSER YOU GET TO SMETHING THE TOUGHTER IT IS TO REACHIT. the funniest part where narutos moping and thinking of sasuke and then he just perks up and smiles at the camera like. gay boy. like getting to see the asuma fight scenes in this op, also it was so funny seeing him get all the screentime in this op knowing hes about to die like yeah very subtle

SHA LA LA!!!! LOVE IT i love it i love it soooo much first of all banger second of all naruto looking into the water and his reflection is sasuke. lollllll. metaphor m-e-t-a-p-h-o-r the little prechorus bit in the middle gives me chills. love sasuke walking into the purple pool like a smug motherfucker thats my boy. at the end zooming into sasukes pupil zoom out it’s narutos eye oh the poetry..

signs another one of the ones where im like eh whatever its fine but not my fav but by the chorus i am standing on the table freaking out. like fuck jiraiya but this one got me a lil. the lighting and choreography of the sasuke itachi fight bit is sooooo nice and pretty, love getting to see all the new players in the story. baby ame orphans fading to the shot of yahiko as pain.. :(

this one literally makes me cry. i get chills what the fuck. definitely one of my favs. am i a bitch? maybe. i like the song by itself but like the way the rise/general shape of the melody flows with the visuals its like oh god oh fuck. again fuck jiraiya but like the role his character serves as a link between these disparate groups of people and the way thats used in this opening… how it starts and ends with him writing and this is the arc where naruto reads tales of a gutsy ninja and he learns about how he got his name and jiraiya wrote the book and hes WRITING and im going CRAZY!! i’m starting to tear up watching it rn. the shot of konan and the pains in that moment just before they leap forward. Sayonaaaaaaara aa lksasldfkwpoeifjhnuerIELFeuiertekdjsnlfweiourbg kakashis moment is cool in this op. also love to see the girls getting fight scenes in this op cus they sure dont in the actual show LOL anyway yeah im at the part where the melodys just hitting sooo different oh my god naruto frog eyes

DIVERRRRRRR. FAV literally like naruto is drowning. hes drowning and everyone is pushing him up so he can breathe again everyone is fighting to save him and thnen he s ouf ot the water and then he sees sasuke drowning and he JUMPS BACK IN. FOR ONE PERSON EVEN THOUGH ALL THESE OTHER PEOLE were working to help him out he dives back in for SASUKE whos drowning in the eyehole of obitos mask which is cool. ok yeah this is another one where im like tearing up because THe cymbal is em….. the way The movement of the visuals is choreographed with the song is so much. nico TOUCHED the fucking walls.

this one kinda annoys me i dont know why it just wasnt my favorite. love the sasuke and naruto staring at each other intensely moment though, would this be a shippuden opening without that. also the part at the end where sakura holds up her kunai and it like slashes and covers sasuke and naruto… inch resting…

newsongs so weird i love it. like what the hell is going on. why is naruto running like hes from some weird gmod video from 2013. love the LITERAL choreography, everyone dancing to the song like this is a musical. theres just a lot of weird moments which is fun. love sai naruto and sakura making the seal together to shoot lightning. raikage leaping gracefully across the beach

i do not enjoy this one. i just dont. it just feels like we’re bootlicking which of course we are because this is the war arc and everything is a nightmare

i remember seeing the first episode with this opening and i was excited bc its like… great another naruto pining for sasuke one this is what im here for. a light banger. minato manlet monday. ohh right this was the one where gaara sees his dad again and his OH I SEE SASUKEE

Banger! nico did indeed touch the walls again. i like that this one is like visually thematically consistent thru the whole thing, i like the nighttime dimly lit atmosphere with the bursts of brighter colorful lighting, also whenever i see tsunade i freak out. narutos cute at the end

SUCH A BANGER!!! also very cool visual style, appreciate it for that like the last one, its got that pretty consistent aesthetic with the red sky and the high contrast black blocking its fun and cool to watch. did i mention the song is a bit of a banger. obito passing thru the rock is cool too bad hes an idiot

ok from this one there were two lines i remember always seeing in the english sub that made me freak out. and one of them was like “this red hot love burning my heart” and it was over kakashi and obito fighting like damn OK. also the “i put the candle out with my finger” thing sticks in my head idk why. hate that we have the narutos big meaty claws i mean manly hands moment though. omg its hashirama and madara and then it CUTS TO SASUKE AND NARUTO IN THE SAME POSE LOL OK…

SILHOUETTE IS a banger… not as much so as some of the others but its a lot of fun. very colorful op, we got some naruto pining for sasuke, classic. also love the thing where ppl are running and they age as they do and they sort of grow into their present selves, a fun visual bit. the end where narutos like obito be nice now look at all these people behind me who think youre a meanie please be nice :(((((((((

another one with a really good visual principle ugh i love how the style of the show is integrated w the styles of more traditional printmaking its very swexy and nice to look at

LINE uugrgh i love this one, maybe a fav… naruto chasing after the light and sasuke trying so hard to snuff it out as they both reflect on their memories of each other oh god oh fuck… also i love the bits where it just has all the characters in a row like it reminds me of that one post about how in the endgame trailer they had a shot of all the female characters together to be like Girl power!! and someone was like yeah thats them showing u exactly how many women theyre going to disrespect LMAO but yeah i do love this op. also the song itself being slower w/ the triplet tempo is a nice change of pace

blood circulator hee hee… the version of this with naruto and sasuke moments is A Lot but even just the generic first version is fun. the part where narutos like knocked on his face hes sinking into the tar and hes not even trying to save himself hes just staring at sasuke, but then he sees sasuke distressed and he goes bijuu mode immediately like What did u say about my mans? there is some homoeroticism

i really hate everything about this i hate it all. sasuke is cute. thats it. ok first of all why did choji cut his hair his long hair look was so gooooooood. hinata bimboification? i mean if anything it was fun to watch these fillers just cus it was fun to watch kakashi be the hokage but really goofy and also the Crumbs tossed to the kakairus… but yeah i hate everything temari got bimbofied too like ugh please let her be a dyke :( this isnt even me talking necessarily about the opening this is me just being like i hate the naruto ending. LOL SASUKE AND NARUTOS NO HOMO BRO HIGH FIVE AT THE END LOLLLLL

ok im done

[honeyzhong]

Soft Bias Tag 🌻

i was tagged by the amazingly awesome @babybunhyuck  

for the soft bias tag

1. Who is your bias?

yall know the ultimate crackhead, wong yukhei

2. How long have you biased them?

uhhhhhhhh,, good question,, i think since march? maybe february? i dont know he just swooped in and stole the bias spot from mark,, oops🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

3. What’s their zodiac sign? 

he a whole aquarius,, and year of the tiger which isnt compatible with my snake ass

4. What’s your favorite thing about them?

definitely his laughter and his gratitude,, he just makes everything so warm with his joyful laugh and he always takes little things with a big heart and it just makes my heart-

5. Emojis you associate them with?

😚💫🤓🤙💪👅🙏💛💞

6. Colors that remind you of them?

green and red;; contrasting colors but i feel they just describe him vv well

7. One gift that you wanna give them?

anything he wants! but in all honesty probably a homemade bracelet,, like it sounds super dumb but he seems like someone who loses his sht over homemade things and seeing him wear something i made would literally kill me but atleast i could die happy

8. What songs would you listen to with them? 

nothing,, i have the worst music taste,, im legit stuck in 2012-15 so,, but i would love to just listen to dance songs with him and have a cute little dance party or listen to some songs that he recommends because he likes listening to v different music from me

9. Movies you would watch with them?

ugh,, yall already know im a whole marvel fanatic but also hella gay for some sad romatic films so i’ll be good with either of those,, seeing his excited face while watching avengers or seeing him deny obvious tears in his eyes at the end of a sad movie??? yes pls

10. What flowers remind you of them?

cliché af but roses bc they are like the only flower i know but not just red roses,, roses have such diverse meanings and i get that feeling when i think of yuk,, he is lour at times, serious at others, dorky, greasy,, you name it,, he is just a sexy/cute rose

11. What made you fall for them?

i actually don’t know,, i think it was when 99 liner were chefs,, i was still mark biased but seeing him smile and laugh just my heart flutter,, it was probably his cute personality,,, ugh ✊😔💞 plus he has the visuals of a god so when u put those two forces together there is no winning for a hoe like me

12. What dream date would you go on?

mhmmm,,, i would like a stay at home date,, like to just give that dude a break,, we order in some pizza bc i cant cook watch a movie or just chat and have a little party of our own,,spending quality time with him just what i would want to do shhdgdhdjskk the gay is slipping out jfshfj

13. Who would be more clingy?

oh yeah,, definitely yukhei,, im the annoying one hes the clingy one,, he just seems like the type to always wanna cuddle and hold hands and i am NOT complaining

14. One thing you want them to know?

wow. 1) im proud of him,, i am proud that he made his dreams come true and he deserves to have pride in his stagename 2) its okay to take breaks,, to be nervous,, to stutter, to be tired, to be loud,, he's a human and deserves to be treated as such 3) me and thousands of others love him more than words possible bc of his personality not his looks 4) he has the cutest smile and laugh ughhh just perfection 5) im waiting for him to come cuff my lonely ass ✊😔

15. Who falls asleep first on facetime?

hmmmmmm,,, i believe we would often fall asleep on each other bc i know my babe has to be tired alot so i wouldn't mind if he fell asleep but my ass also gets hella sleepy otp and ill be damned if i hang up first so maybe a little war between us??? who knows im an andriod user

16. Places you’d like to go with them?

Thailand or Hong Kong! he has very sweet stories abt there and i would just love to see him smile and show me all the places that he loved and some cute memories behind it,, just imagining it makes me so happy,, i would show him around my place but u know Florida aint got sht

wow this took me forever and now im soft™

im gonna tag: @capablee-mark @lucasthiccthighs @cocojisung @gilded-angel @etherealparkjisung @marketlee @pork-jisungie 💞💕💓

💫 even if i didnt tag u and you wanna do it? go ahead boo ✊ and if i did tag you and u dont wanna ?? dont,, just do you u babes sorry im tired dhhscjskfk 💫

[boku-no-meme-academia]

Do you ship erasermic? (It’s cool if u don’t, but if you do I wanna ask why you ship them and why you think they would be a great couple)

'do i ship erasermic'me, looking down at my 20 erasermic fics, my mostly-erasermic centric meme blog, and my mostly erasermic twitter: idk anon. DO i ship erasermic? haha, joking aside, anon, why I ship erasermic is 90% due to aizawa's personality and i'll explain why in a sec.aizawa is not the friendliest person. aizawa does not react extremely well to friendly persons, prime examples being all might and ms. joke, who fit into this mold of LOUD ENTHUSIASTIC LETS-BE-FRIENDS HERO! aizawa initially rejects all might's friendlier advances until they start warming up to each other (i mean, when he starts warming up to Toshinori Yagi. i don't think he ever quite warmed up to all might.) and he flat-out refuses every advance of ms. joke's, though that may be not because it was friendly advances but like, Aggressively Romantic advances.so from that, we can gather--aizawa doesn't do people, and he ESPECIALLY does not do people who are loud and extroverted and hyperactive.except mic.aizawa reacts somewhat differently to mic than he does others--sure, there's his typical deadpan remarks to contrast mic's YELLING but he puts up with and gets along with mic and TRUSTS him--*his desk is right next to mic's*he goes out drinking, frequently, with mic, and attempts to leave the moment someone else tags along*initially protests commentating the sports festival, which is typical of him, but he gives up rather quickly even though later on we're shown he can and WILL protest against things he doesn't like (constantly rejecting ms. joke basically every other word she speaks)*(from illegals, which is not written by horikoshi himself, but horikoshi reads the chapters and green-lights them so this maybe has some merit) aizawa and mic have been in contact for years--it wasn't a case of 'we were classmates' and then 'hey, haven't seen you in a while, we're co-workers now'. it was 'we were classmates and we graduated but we're still friends and talk to each other and now we're coworkers'. *(also from illegals) apparently if u want to know where mic is u gotta ask aizawa bc He Knows-mic gave aizawa his hero name, which aizawa has kept for 15 years*and this is just speculation and under the assumption the class 15 years ago would have followed similarly to current--after the sports festival, they decide on hero names.whether you're a believer in aizawa being a gen-ed kid or not, and whether aizawa's been in the hero course or transferred, either way, that was a seriously short amount of time for aizawa to get used to mic--and he clearly is, because he actually talks and responds to mic and takes his suggestions. *and finally, aizawa actually, genuinely trusts mic--this isn't a case of 'this guy's a loudmouth and i would never trust him with anything' as typically seen in this kind of opposites dynamic. no, aizawa actually trusts mic, and he trusts him to bodyguard toshinoriWOW THATS REALLY LONG AJSUAJSJJWNW tl dr: aizawa trusts and also probably actually genuinely likes micnow, on mic's end, 90% of the time we see mic, he's with aizawa, and in the case of the recent chapter, appeared on behalf of aizawa. in the anime, during USJ, we see a shot of aizawa's body before mic steps in view of the camera, and he's clearly pissed. we were shown mic's quirk a season early bc of this lmaomic also calls aizawa 'eraser', like, frequently, which i think is nice because that was the name mic gave aizawa and its kinda like his special thing lmaoalso, this is in smash!, but its still cute anyways: mic is on first name basis and calls aizawa cute stuff like shoucchan!!!!also this probably means nothing but uhhhhhh aizawa narrated mic's quirk introduction when someone else like all might or midoriya (and i say midoriya because he was watching the match and has the knowledge he does, and it could have been played as Midoriya Narrating The Battle Or Mentioning Mic's Quirk Out Loud) could have done itand now this all boils down to why i think they would be a good couple:*mic spends a LOT of time with aizawa. sports festival, desks right next to each other, fending off the press, going out to drinks together, etc. this is mostly because mic's a minor character, but this is the most significant (actually, the ONLY) relationship of mic's we've been shown, meaning they're uhh, probably Best Friends *aizawa actually likes and trusts mic, despite mic being everything he is shown to dislike*if they were to start dating i don't think much of their dynamic would change, which is why they would be Very Goodanyways thanks for coming to my TED talk im so sorry this is so long

[sapphirescales]

☢ (^:

the salty af munday meme —— ( status: accepting. )

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

LKJDFSKSADJFSADKFJ okay well:

purple prose: just…enough! i know u think it’s gorgeous and beautiful and artistic but it legit just looks like a thesaurus threw up on my dashboard PLEASE JUST !?!?!? i have nothing against using metaphors and similes and flowery language at all but if it gets to the point that i can’t tell what the fuck is going on we’re having issues babes

ICONS I CAN’T SEE FOR SHIT. im as much a hoe for aesthetics as anyone in this comm but smts the icons are just… either too tiny, too pixelised, too contrasted or all of the above. i can’t see it? i don’t understand what the point is of spending SO MUCH TIME on making a whole bunch of icons when NO ONE CAN SEE WHAT THEY ARE unless i save your icon, open it up on photoshop, reduce the levels and zoom in to like 33%?! why?!

tiny fonts and hidden buttons. 1) it’s bad enough w double fonts on the dash but at least i can like, un-small them before i reply but i can’t SEE IT if you write extra tiny on your blog and your double small text is coded to show up as like 8px or 6px or something. i get it, you think it looks cute but i CAN’T READ IT esp when your text is like light grey on a slightly darker light grey background or something equally ridiculous. have mercy on my eyes. also if you’re going to make your theme into a where’s wally page don’t throw a fit when ppl don’t read your rules because no one can find them!!!! just make your important pages accessible and obvious!!! stop making me spend a ridiculous amount of time trying to find what i need to find!!! PLEASE!!! let me be the lazy rper i truly want to be

replacing ns//fw tags with something ridiculous i can’t track. just. add it. add filler tags and just add a regular ns//fw tag to your shit so my xkit can pick up on it. 

REALLY LOUD AUTOPLAYS like if i open the tab and suddenly there’s just a Scream it fckn freaks me out and my sensitivity to noise level is RIDICULOUS and i just HATE IT

that one trend of concrete ass lookin psds where it’s like? it’s not grey but there’s just no colour. like they took nolan’s cinematography and added ma//rvel’s colour grading to it and then ran it through a cement mixer. just. why. why do u ppl hate colours so much. like they’re not even Modern Pastel Psds (bc [old lady voice] in my day pastel psds literally just meant a pastel shade rather than the soft warm greyish tones they have now) they’re just………………….concrete psds?? i dont get it? give me some colours, i want to see COLOUR lets not go back to my grandmother’s time where the screen could only show grey BLEASE

i’m a little over the rp promos that Don’t Look Like RP Promos, They Just Look Like Graphics. i’ve literally hovered a ridiculous amount of times over these to reblog them as aesthetics before i realised they were like………people’s promos. they look SO COOL but im an oldie who doesn’t always pay attention to things so if it’s not Immediately obvious it isn’t a rp promo i get baffled sometimes but i think this is just me