#but if you hold yhe baby and then your partner holds the baby and then your aunt holds the baby

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Only for you, Boo.

Domestic things bc Al deserves to be married.

Also! 100 follower special! Ignoring its late bc I was busy with school.

When Alphonse woke up, bed creaking as he slowly sat up. Rubbing sleep from his eyes, he looked to the left side of him "..hhgghh Boo?" Mumbling as he finally got off the bed. He heard music from the kitchen, as he slowly went down the hall yawning, a sweet humming was heard.

When reaching the kitchen entrance Alphonse felt his heart skip a beat. His lover, Boo was smiling while humming along to a song that was muffled to him. All he could hear was Boo, only them, cooking a good breakfast for both of them.

Eggs, bacon and potatoes, a good breakfast to start the day with. But he didn't even look at the food, only Boo. It felt like a sugary dream, as if they were married. While standing there gawking at Boo, his partner finally noticed him.

Washing their hands quickly after finishing the food. They wiped their hands dried slowly coming to him. With a sweet smile "Hey sleepy head finally awake?" Going on tippy toes to give him a kiss on the cheek they giggled.

"Can you get the drinks while I make our plates baby?" With a nod Alphonse went into the fridge grabbing juice for the both of them. He smiled as he watched Boo pour ketchup on his plate, "How much do you want Boo?" His partner told him half a cup while working on the plates still.

When he went to go help them they ushered him away "Go sit okay? I know your tired from yesterday. You had to restock so much go rest a bit." Alphonse was suddenly reminded of yesterday, some rich guy from the city came to the shop to get candy for his partner. Almost bought our everything he had, but the money the red head thrown down was worth it.

While think about how the older man's voice sounded familiar he was interrupted by a click on the table. Smiling he saw a hearty meal in front of him, and saw Boo sitting in the chair next to him. "Okay, so, about the car I was able to get a deal with Seth that if I baked for him for like a month he'd fix the air conditioning on it and help with oil changes bc I hate doing it and you kinda suck at it." With a fake pained gasp Alphonse jokingly scowled at them.

"I do not suck at changing oil! I just forget to do it when I need too!" A light giggle and eye roll Boo replied "That's what I mean you weirdo!" Alphonse huffed playfully and began to eat a bit. As the conversation went by Boo was the first to get up with a sigh.

"I need to change and start baking. You know Mrs. Lunker? She wanted to buy some of my chocolate cookies and some muffins to send to her grandkids in the city." Alphonse nodded while scooping the rest of the food in his mouth "Go change I'll do dishes okay? Also can you grab my phone? I need to see if the candies were delivered." Boo nodded and left.

The music still going, Alphonse slipped into a dissociated state. The things he does with his partner felt so domestic, it was a nice pace compared to how he use to live before them. No one to cook for him, take care of him when he worked a bit too hard one day. This was nice, shit he's even doing dishes the day he used them!

Before Boo yhe dishes would be there for like a couple days till he needed them again, only because he got so busy he didn't eat sometimes. Or if a stream went to long and he decided just to eat some ramen to hold him over so he'd get some breakfast at the bar. But with Boo, they made breakfast, lunch and even dinner! He definitely got some weight because of their warm meals.

Looking down at himself he remembers how Boo bought him these clothes. His other ones were getting worn down, some holes because of moths. Boo dragged him to the store and got some comfy ones that suited him and complemented him how cute he looked.

He couldn't help but think about how he does laundry with his partner too. How bow of them chat waiting for the washer to be done, then hooking the cloths on lines in the backyard. And finally folding them together in their shared room while talking about the show they watched together.

Or even when Alphonse decided to mow the lawn because the grass got to long and Boo almost tripped when bringing Sweets to their car for a delivery in town. It turned out that was going to be a hot day so Boo made lemonade for him and brought a towel. Gave him kisses for doing so, saying they're making him his favorite meal and deserts while he was working hard in the sun.

Jumping while feeling a tap he turn his head to see Boo looking at him with a questioning look. "You zoning out babe?" Al nodded as he put the dishes to dry and wiped his hand. The towel being one of Boo's many towels they bought for the kitchen 'for the aesthetic' they said. "Yeah was thinking about how we are." Boo giggled and handed him his phone when he finished drying his hands.

"And how are we?" Alphonse looked through his phone as Boo peaked, smiling as he saw the confirmed notification that the candy was delivered he answered them "it's like we're married. Reminds me how my mama and dad were." Boo gave him a smirk.

"What you gonna propose to me?" A laugh tang out as Alphonse kissed their cheek "Let's wait till we got enough money for a ring atheist Boo. We got like what? 100 dollars combined together?" Boo giggled and nodded "Yeah, I want a ring where it has the biggest fucking diamond! Like that shit looks like a ring pop!" More laughter was bouncing off the walls.

"You want one big as a ring pop right? Might as well propose to you with one!" With a gasp Boo glared jokingly "Alphonse if you propose to me with a ring pop I'd leave and take the candy." It was Alphonse's turn to gasp.

"Not the candy! Boo please! At least let me get half of it!" Boo turned and huffed playfully. "I don't know...gonna have to convince me!" Alphonse wrapped his arms around them and started to kiss attack them "This convincing enough?" Boo was giggling like a child as he kissed them more and more.

But then blew into their neck "AH! EJXNS NO STOP THAT TICKELS!" Boo started to squirm as Alphonse relentlessly blew raspberries into their neck and tickled them. "Naw gotta say you'd give me half Boo!" Gasping for air Boo agreed. As they slumped back into Al their chest heaved as they lightly giggled "Ah...you are so weird." They finally said.

Alphonse rolled his eyes "Only for you, boo." He then let them go since they nagged him to do so. As they grabbed their apron Alphonse smiled as he watched them. Maybe....getting that ring wouldn't be such a bad idea. He also couldn't help but wonder what theme their wedding would be.

The multiple thought about wedding bells and tying the knot. Looking at them as they tied their hair up and smiling at him, with that smile they always do. Yeah, only for you boo.

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Okay! And finished! I'm so happy I finally finished this! I was excited to write this actually bc I love domestic things. Also! Reblogs are appreciated! Please also tell me what you think! It's 7:36 rn and I'm so warm index my blankets I might clock out so have a good timezone y'all!

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Yo...

Do you remember when i asked for the "Jeff the killer x pregnant!Reader?"

It's been a few months from that so…i guess the baby must be born , don't ya' think?

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BARKING AND ROLLING AROUND ON YHE FLOOR I LOV3 WRITNG FOR DOMESTIC SITUATIONS!!! Also fun fact, i was scared to write this because i didn't want it to leave my inbox :(

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Thank you so much for requesting!!

Jeff's child being born

During the early months of your pregnancy, Jeff was very nervous

At the beginning, he was desperately trying to convince you to get rid of the kid, because he haaates kids and hates the idea of being a dad

He is also very insecure about his abilities to be a dad, but with some long talks about what you both really wanted, you eventually both came to the conclusion that a child is something you both want in actuality

After he gets after that first big hurdle of "oh no what if I suck at being a dad :(" he get's really excited to become a father!!

He is almost always in the room you two bought from slender in the manor, either painting the walls or fixing up some things here and there

He is always protective of you, but he gets especially protective of you once you become pregnant

That's his partner AND his child in there, don't touch them >:(((

As the baby's due date gets closer and closer, he gets more and more antsy, constantly asking if you think you're in labor yet

"No, Jeff, if I were in labor right now I would not be idly waiting on the couch for you to realize"

When you actually do go into labor though, he is anything but prepared

It is in the middle of the night, both of you asleep in your shared bed when you awake to a sharp pain in your lower abdomen

You shoot up, hands going to your stomach when you realize that your sheets are wet

Your first thought is that maybe you had peed the bed by accident, being pregnant means you lose control of some of your bodily functions

But then the pain happens again, and that is when you realize that you are in labor

You shake Jeff, who grumbles when you tell him and tells you to go back to sleep, and that you'll deal with it in the morning

"No, jeff listen. I. Am. In. Labor. Our baby is coming" You exclaim anxiously

He is quiet for a moment before springing up and cursing up a storm, quickly coming to help you up and looking for your hospital bags

While he gathers the bags, you get Liu to help you down the steps of the manor and into Jeff's truck

Liu at least, is stable enough to help calm you down while Jeff also panics, telling you that everything will be ok, and raving about how excited to be an uncle he is

Once you arrive at the hospital, it is a very chaotic process of getting you checked in, getting you set up in the delivery room, Jeff almost fist fighting a nurse because they wouldn't let him into the delivery room, and finally pushing

The whole time, Jeff is right by your side, letting you grasp onto his hand so hard you almost break it, and watching in an uncanny silence

Well, uncanny for him anyways, because this man never shuts up

The baby finally arrives, and you don't even notice

You are too busy trying to catch your breath, and relishing in the newfound comfort not being in pain is

And then you hear the small cries from beneath you, and when you look, your baby is resting on your lap while the nurses help wipe them off a bit

Soon, the baby is placed onto your chest, and the staff leaves to give you and Jeff a moment alone with your baby

The first thing you notice about them is that they have a lot of hair, and it's all black just like Jeff's

That makes you smile, pointing it out to Jeff who in turn, points out that they got your nose

While you hold the baby, Jeff is mostly paying attention to you, kissing you all over and whispering how badass you are

He makes sure you have enough pillows, blankets and water, asking what you want to eat and placing your order

When it's finally his turn to hold the baby, he totally melts, tears are streaming down his face (which he denies ever happening), and he is telling them how perfect they are

After that first moment, they are practically inseparable

Jeff refuses to ever put the baby down unless they need their diaper changed or they need to be fed, always cuddling them and telling them how much he loves them

And the baby has picked up on this too, because any time Jeff does try to put them down, they will whine and cry until he picks them up again

You have many many pictures of them sleeping together, playing together, Jeff just being a clingy dad in general, etc

SPEAKING OF PICTURES

Jeff is kind of a big deal in the underworld

This is Jeff THE killer we're talking about

This being said, his devoted fanbase and paparazzi outlets likely caught onto your relationship, if he didn't just outright say something (he loves showing you off)

So there's probably at the very LEAST rumors of a pregnancy happening

So when you two first emerge from the hospital, carrier in hand, there is a massive explosion on social media, with pictures of you walking to his truck going viral

Many people will send you congratulations, some will speculate the babies name, etc

And this isn't helped by the fact that Jeff loves to show the baby off on social media too

He loves them, therefore everyone has to see them and love them too

So many forehead pictures....

"Guys shut up my pet sperm has something to say"

[larrybimagining]

Alucard sypha and trevor all in love with yhe same girl except they do not know her name or that the others know and love her and only figure out they all love the same girl when one of the trio start talking about a mystery girl they love

This is literally the funniest thing these people could ever do. I hope it’s not too short or bad. I’m sorry this took so long too. Please enjoy though!💕

Ps sorry for the lack of proof reading bc it’s 6 am and I didn’t sleep last night

The Girl Without a Name

Our beloved trio finds themselves stopping in a nearby town to collect some much needed supplies. They were truly astounded by the sweet little town near the water; it’s people were very welcoming, had many fresh and local goods, there was even a large gazebo where people could sit and just be. The town was so much different from Gresit, and it was too enticing for them all to not agree to stay for a while.

They went there separate ways to fulfill the errands need or simply just to explore (keep in mind no one intended to talk to anyone and actually make a connection in this way at least)

Sypha went to the market place to get food for the three of them when a beautiful lady asked her if she wanted flowers; she didn’t need them, but she couldn’t say no to her either.

“A youthful woman such as yourself would only be more wonderful with my flowers, please. Allow me to steal some of your time?”

Sypha was taken with the woman indeed, talking with her about the village and her travels as she placed babies breath and daisies in her strawberry blonde locks

When she left, she had forgotten to get her groceries but left the marketplace with a flutter in her heart and heated cheeks

When the woman encountered Trevor, she had brought a flower basket with chamomile and lavender to the bartender who was serving Trevor

He had almost choked on his drink when he heard her laugh at a joke the bartender said, and decided he wanted to hear it again

He managed to succeed with a really shitty joke that Alucard prolly would have clowned on his ass for executing, but since he wasn’t there he was safe

Trevor was indeed shocked when she managed to see his family crest and not have her hate him

“You’re really a Belmont?! I thought you were all wiped out!? That’s truly astounding..!” She marvels at him

“Yeah well what can I say? We’re just that strong” 😉 says Trevor, the GOAT at flirting

She buys him a tankard and sits with him as she asks him about his travels and life, trying not to ask too much

Trevor leaves the bar with not only nice buzz from the alcohol, but a high from talking with such and beautiful woman

The day turns to dusk as Alucard’s sitting in front of a quaint bookstore and reading when the woman walks his way holding a yellow rose with a small piece of paper attached to the stem

“Hello sir, I’m sorry to bother you in the middle of your reading. Hopefully when you’ve finished, you could join the towns people and I in the square for the celebration of Spring?”

He’s already taken at the sound of her voice that he forgets that book and it’s contents and holds his hand out to take the Rose, brushing his hand against hers in the process

“I would love to attend, but please. Tell me what your celebration looks like..” he wants her attention even in this small way

He gets so much more when she beckons him to follow her as she passes out flower invites to elders and children, talking to him about the festival

Alucard’s heart literally bursts when she tells him “Oh, you look like you could use some fun. You’d do well to come.”

At that, he challenges“What about me makes me look as if I don’t have enough fun?” She simply laughs

“You’re so serious! Give me a genuine smile and I’ll retract my last statement.” She smirks back at him and at her chivalry, he does because she reminded him of Lisa

She takes her leave of him but she does stay in his thoughts for the remainder of the evening

When nighttime finally rolls around, our lovely trio meets back up and makes their way to the town square where civilians of every age dance, eat, sing and converse amongst themselves

The three have a generally good time but can’t help but silently question each other about their hypervigilance; the three catch each other looking around frantically at some point looking for the woman they each encountered

When they’ve spent a decent amount of time at the festival, they all begin to lose faith in her being real and give bullshit excuses about wanting to leave when she rushes up with a smile on her face and dressed head to toe in festive garb

“Hello you three! I had no idea, you all travelled together..? Oh, I hope you aren’t leaving the festival, I’ve only just found you!” She says.

“Ah, no! I wasn’t leaving I was hoping to find you!” Says Sypha, leaning forward slightly with a hopeful smile.

“Yeah, I looking for you also!” Trevor steps forward a bit, without realizing

“I think we were all looking for you, to be honest.” And once he said that? It was over for the three

But before they could say anything about them liking her, the woman interrupts the becoming awkward silence

“Aw, you three are so sweet! I’m actually supposed to be meeting up with my partner to dance, but if you stay longer I’m sure they would be happy to meet you all!”

With that she bid them goodbye

Soon after the initial shock wore off, Sypha said “Did we really..?”

Trevor filled in the blanks “...fall for the same woman?”

And Alucard, without even missing a beat finished with a “Oh, without a doubt.”✨