#but if they do i hope it's a malenia rematch in the elden ring dlc

[eagleoftheninth]

When a game's marketing screenies look like this:

But the dev team looks like this:

Yeah, right, FromSoft would never have the guts to make a boss that:

Has six phases

Will nuke 80% of your health bar in a single attack unless you have frame-perfect dodge/parry timing

Shuts down half your powers (including, oh, the ability to heal) in the first half of the fight

Only allows you three partial heals in the second half

Chucks a very tough miniboss at you halfway through the fight

Surrounds the arena with a shrinking barrier that will gradually k word you if you stay outside it for too long

Just straight-up covers the arena with a minute-long AoE attack that stunlocks you to eeby deeby unless you sacrifice a heal point to use a special move to shut it down in time

Is named CORRUPT ROT GOD

[likeadragonfruit]

#but if they do i hope it's a malenia rematch in the elden ring dlc#kena bridge of spirits#ember lab#someone told me this game had tighter parry timing than sekiro and i took that as a challenge#it's actually hilarious how much certain bosses are clearly inspired by specific ds3 bosses though#taro is vordt and gael#this guy is 100% midir#down to the shin godzilla looking laser#there's also a large depressed woman in power armour who pancakes you with her dual greathammers#disney souls (fearful)#also the soundtrack? goated

When a game's marketing screenies look like this:

But the dev team looks like this:

Yeah, right, FromSoft would never have the guts to make a boss that:

Has six phases

Will nuke 80% of your health bar in a single attack unless you have frame-perfect dodge/parry timing

Shuts down half your powers (including, oh, the ability to heal) in the first half of the fight

Only allows you three partial heals in the second half

Chucks a very tough miniboss at you halfway through the fight

Surrounds the arena with a shrinking barrier that will gradually k word you if you stay outside it for too long

Just straight-up covers the arena with a minute-long AoE attack that stunlocks you to eeby deeby unless you sacrifice a heal point to use a special move to shut it down in time

Is named CORRUPT ROT GOD