#but if i was around back then ? i'd think the leprosy had reached his brain
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gay-mormon-wizard · 7 months ago
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at the time, Jesus must have sounded like an absolute madman. imagine you're some poor bastard picking grapes before they even knew what germs were and then some guy with 12 other guys comes up to you and says "I can give you water that you drink once and then never get thirsty again!" I'd hit him with my grape basket
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