#but i'm super rxcited for this season

[kooldewd123]

ladies and gentlemen, secret life winner goodtimeswithscar:

- immediately instigates grian and etho for no real reason as soon as the session starts

- establishes his base on a mountain, then proceeds to go into third-person mode and accidentally walk off the only sheer cliff there (somehow still not the first death of the season)

- "am i on yellow now? oh, right, i forgot what grian told us about lives this season. you guys know what i mean." <- completely forgot to actually include the bit with grian explaining the rules, viewers watching his pov first (me) have no clue what he's talking about

- goes mining, realizes halfway through he's had his armor in his inventory this whole time and never put it on (somehow still gets like 20 diamonds anyway)

- tries to play a joke on mumbo grian and skizz, manages to get on their bad side by accidentally convincing them he's plotting to steal their enchanting table instead

- abuses the size changing by running around trying at attack people for no good reason

- keeps a wild wolf in the same hole as their sheep and gets all their sheep killed

truly, a champion at work