#but i'm princeton boy five foot tall

[sitkowskiryan]

tag yourself, shit my american history professor says

“fuck it, i’m supposed to take notes”

“I befriended the cheif’s daughter...twice”

“a long fucking walk back to that ship”

“300 at bannan republic, mother fucker!”

“fuck that song”

“soldiers taunting eight year old kids”

“‘all men are created equal’ fucking love this one”

“you wanna go through your friends bag, find drugs, and smoke them”

“ray and i are going out back [ to do drugs ]”

“you smell *stabs*”

“it’s no wonder why professors show up drunk

“there’s a lot of shit happening”

“i am fucked”

“who the fuck is that?” 

“does that calculator do other shit?”

“british were kicking ass in the first years”

“i don’t like mexico...you forget you can’t drink the water and then you are in your room all weekend”

“we have all been there...not allowed back”

“fucking burn his house down”

“shay’s rebellion: shit went wrong”

“courtney don’t quote that!” 

“let’s take the party bus back to the dorms”

“throw all their shit outside”

“get drunk, get rifles”

“you can’t send your ‘policemen’ and arrest me”

“Why not fucking crush these guys?”

“holy shit, it’s washington”

“you know he fights dirty too”

“those bastards”

“fuckin’ a, i’ll do that”

“he fucking marches out there on a white horse”

“those scrawny bastards!”

“thousand of miles away from anyone...with his 400 slaves”

“he steals all that shit from john locke”

“[ about the french ] they understand, they get it”

“big army? fucking dangerous”

“can’t run around naked in the corridors!”

“old white dudes that’s what it is”

“bastard of a founding father”

“aaron burr doesn’t give a shit”

“disney land, but with muskets”

“they are blowing shi-ships up!”

“princeton boy, five foot tall”

“you’re driving, i’m drinking”

“if you come to ohio, we’ll kill your ass”

“future president...terrible person [ william harrison ]”

“you from new jersey? i won’t hold it against you”

“burn that shit up”

update from today’s ( 4/6 ) class

“the old man is rambling again, oh shit”

“you, you could go either way. i see the shit you write [ talking to me about liking me as a student ]”

“sometimes i do a little dance for them [ the security cameras ]”

“as if we are going to steal all this paper!”

“i’m trying to start a revolution”

“next time lie to me”

“america’s first drug dealer [ jefferson ]”

“i don’t care that he grew weed and sold it to his virginian friends”

“boom. it’s getting hot in here”

“it just fucking pumps him up [ the embargo act ]”

“you can do it at royal farms when you are waiting for your chicken”

“i didn’t make this shit up”

“i don’t even need glasses, i’m just playing the part”

“is that all me? god help me. [ he saw my notebook with all of these ]”

“if you publish this, i want a cut. write that one down”

“#disappointed”

“text jay, tell him he fucked up”

“you’re from delaware? i won’t hold it against you”

“baltimore was fucking shit up. are you going to write that one down? [ i shake my head ] god dammit. you win some, you lose some.”

“margaritas and fort mchenry, yay its friday!”

“‘fill in the blank’ country”

“there he is much more romantic [ andrew jackson ]”

update from today’s ( 4/25 ) class

“me, jesus, and michael jackson”

“it was like jaws man”

“let’s go defeat nature! hopefully you come back”

“the american story: you are in this shit hole”

“its the peakaboo the government is playing with us”

“you know how many indians i killed? hella. i can’t even count”

“*messes up powerpoint* shit”

“i don’t wanna take it for work,  i wanna go for fun [ steamboats ]”

“it’s like titanic only 100 years earlier”

“don’t fucking wave at me, i’m grumpy”

“maybe i’m not hard enough”

“what happens there you don’t remember. i think i have a good time there”

“they got to start paying me more”

“that’s not turning me on unless its amazon prime shipping”

“[in a spanish accent] i want to say spain...no”

“looks like you got in a fight with a couple alley cats”

“really nice pieces of wood”

“fuck it, look at my nightstand”

“journalling with my buddy and indian friend”

“burn down the capital”

“good? no”

“who wants a woman that works?”

“why would you want kids? they ruin everything”

“[snickers] he is a mormon?”

“gonna act a little funny if a guy is staring at you all day every day with a gun”

“fibbers and phonies”

“[singing] ain’t got no time for me”

“[singing] thoreau is just singing for you”

“we broke up, i can make fun of her”

“aw i love key racks!”

“here’s the back staircase for your servants so no one has to see them”

“i’m not liking small pox”

“[kid says “i hate school”] i want that on a shirt”

“oh i quit”

“[after giving an inspiration speech about how we are adults] maybe i was wrong?”

“that’s janky”

“make a deal with me”

“i feel like bob barker”

“that’s how homeless people in new orleans get you”

“suddenly there’s 5 of them with guns and you’re like take the 20″

“none of this could be real, i’m just making shit up as i go”

last update 5/9/18

“happy friday guys, happy fucking friday”

“that’s not true [ mouthing “it’s true”]”

“poe is like make sure my fucking name is on this”

“not romance as in love and kissy kissy”

“student government, what the fuck are they doing?”

“this all leads to old uncle walt whitman”

“i’m not a farmer boy”

“poles are friends”

“who were the tories? i dated her in highschool”

“i’m not giving up on you. [points at me] write that shit down”

“but i am your cheerleader”

“i hate south carolina that’s gonna be in there [ the final ]”

“i’m throwing dots on the wall and if you step back you’ll see the picture”

so my professor didn’t want his name shared, but i truly loved his class and look forward to every time i went! my class was rather rude to him and he said that this list is a bit horrifying to him because at some times you can see him give up on students or in the class. i just wanted to say that he deserves to never have a class like mine again and that he knows that at one person benefited from this list. so please remember to be nice to your professors/tutors/teachers because it almost made me cry hearing him speak about how defeated he felt with the majority of my class!