#but i surely won't become Artemis Eynsford-Hill no sir
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i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end · 7 months ago
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Ngl I would marry that man and then I would take him with me wherever I go like other women carry their tiny dogs in their handbags. He's so absolutely useless I want to show him off to all my friends. Whenever he says something I would kiss him gently on his zero braincells forehead. I'm a girl who knows how to treat a pretty loser
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