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i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end · 4 months

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Ngl I would marry that man and then I would take him with me wherever I go like other women carry their tiny dogs in their handbags. He's so absolutely useless I want to show him off to all my friends. Whenever he says something I would kiss him gently on his zero braincells forehead. I'm a girl who knows how to treat a pretty loser

#he's so useless i even forgot the name of the character #ah #Freddy Eynsford-Hill #ridiculous name #i don't think he should take my last name as it would make him less useless #but i surely won't become Artemis Eynsford-Hill no sir #so that might be a problem #jeremy brett #unnecessarily handsome #my fair lady #asexual falling hard for actors from an 80s show

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