#but i still don't know if chris is a wizard or sorceror

[love-fireflysong]

Ohh, can we hear about "Can I Roll for Marriage?"?

fic folder over here buckos!

Yes you certainly can! Because oh my god, the fact that this one has an actual fucking TITLE from the get go means I got plans for this one! Plans where no one* dies and their is absolutely no angst at all!

Okay, first off, despite the title being what it is, there is absolutely no marriage or engagement or anything happening in this fic. In fact, Chris and Ashley here are firmly in their 'head-over-heels-pining-so-fucking-hard-for-their-best-friend-that-they're-too-fucking-dense-to-see-that-the-other-is-just-as-in-love-with-them' phase of their life. It's awful and we (okay fine I) love it.

And, obviously, we all know that these dorks totally play some form of ttrpgs in their downtime like come on. They totally nerd out while playing D&D whenever they get the chance let's just admit it.

Which brings me to the next point, that Chris and Ashley have absolutely , 100% been using this campaign they've been playing in for months to blatantly flirt with the other player... I mean the other player's character. It's just been this whole thing and Josh wants to strangle them every time he brings it up but they just deflect by pointing out that its their characters that are flirting and not them omg.

And deciding to lean into it, it's the second last game of this campaign before the have to fight the big bad next session and Josh has the perfect spell he wants to apply. He would like to cast ceremony, specifically wedding, on their characters to give them a +2 bonus to their AC for the upcoming battle. The only caveat? He wants to hear some weddings vows from Chris and Ashley's characters. Vows of love and devotion that are starting to seem less aimed at the other's character and more at each other as they go on.

*except Taylor and Brad who are absolutely dying of second-hand embarrassment the whole time