#but i don't think i've shared blueberry cheesecake?

[d1tz]

Cheesecake part 2

[bunny-jpeg]

how can i take your order? all you have to do is pick a dessert, drink and driver/character of your choosing! are you in the mood for a mille-feuille or a big slice of chocolate cake! please, please, please indicate who you want me to write about!!

the servers are from the following: formula one, call of duty, baldur's gate 3, haikyuu, one piece, jujustu kaisen, detective comics (dc), marvel comics (but i am open to any other fandoms you might have in mind! please do not hesitate to ask!!)

i do also accept polyam relationships! (pairing + reader), up to about four people! just to make it manageable on my end!

all orders can be made to the inbox for @bunny-jpeg and i'll get your order together asap! also let me know if you want it extra sweet or a little more spicy !

mille-feuille: “that’s it, fuck, that’s a good girl.”

butter tart: "let's ruin ourselves for anyone else."

sugar pie: “gonna let daddy hear ya?”

zebra cake: "well, what do we have here?"

carrot cake: "swallow it. all of it."

millionaire shortcake: "if they saw you now, you'd be the biggest shame to your family."

pots de crème: "if a picture is worth a thousand words, then i could probably get a million dollars for this photo."

oat flapjacks: "i'm not scared of you."

persian rolls: "it's mandatory i finish. you getting to finish is a treat."

spice pie: "i didn't know it was possible to be a liar and a slut."

mushroom pie: "if you don't shut up. i'm going to shut you up."

lemon slice: "i'm sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over all that noise you’re making."

swiss roll: "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

pumpkin pie: "i've met strays who were more obedient."

pastry braid: "your job is to make me cum. now get to work."

sausage roll: "i wonder how much i could get for photos of this cunt."

pithivier: "if you don't behave, i'll let the boys take care of you."

tiramisu: “my little slut to ruin.”

sponge toffee: "aw, is someone mad that they can only cum because of me?"

pull-apart bread: "i love you"

powered sugar donuts: "marry me."

blueberry bars: “gonna make you a mamma and you're gonna make me a daddy.”

pudding chomeur: "i don't share."

ice cream bars: “did you see the way he was eyeing you? he need to know you're mine."

chocolate cake: "do you feel that? that's what happens when i think about you all day."

soufflé: "i'll be gentle."

fried dough: "i know virginity is a stupid concept... but i want to take yours."

apple pie: "now be good and beg. thank you."

vanilla cheesecake: "where are your manners?"

berry trifle: "wrong. try again."

maple cream pie: "either you wear the necklace with my name on it, or wear my bruises around your neck."

s'more: "The accent gets to you, doesn't it?"

belgian waffles: "i cum in that every night."

pancakes: "if you bite me. i'll bite you back."

loaf of whole wheat bread: "you're going to shut that mouth and take me."

jos louis: "does someone need a daddy?"

maple taffy: "oh my god you're stupid."

snowballs: "don't worry, drug tests aren't till next week."

shortbread cookies: "and who does this belong to?"

flan: "i'm not possessive... i'm obsessive."

peach cake: "if you spill a drop, we start all over."

angel food cake: "if he fucks with me again, i'm finishing inside of you."

red velvet cupcake: "if you don't like being called a whore, then stop acting like one."

mince pie: "i'm not jealous."

banana bread: "i'm going to fuck that sweet pussy of yours until the only word your little brain can form is my name."

crumb cake: "if you just listened, all of this could've been avoided."

chocolate chip cookies: "you're beautiful when you smile, but you're the prettiest when my cock is in your throat"

nanaimo bars: "who's my pretty girl? c'mon say it."

coffee cake: "knees. now."

sourdough bread: "i'm going to breed you."

blueberry muffins: "i don't think it'll fit."

pound cake with strawberries: "you know i hate going over rules, but just because i like seeing you embarrassed, i'll tell you them again."

croissant: "i wonder if your father knows what happens during the off hours. if he knows you're here with me."

crepe: "pretty girl."

french toast: "you're trying to make me jealous!"

churros: "if you don't shut that little mouth of yours, i will stuff it full. okay?"

shortbread squares: "you're just mad that that my cock fits perfectly in you now. must be a blow to the ego that we're a perfect match."

savory pastry: "let your brother find out."

sweet pastry: "i'll make it all better."

eclairs: "the family's precious little girl. under me like a slut."

boston cream pie: "yeah, i'll use protection."

bagel: “gonna paint you with my teeth.”

crostata: “stupid slut, this is what you wanted huh? wanted me to fuck you like i hate you.”

tres leches: "i wonder if your brother know i cum in you."

peanut butter bars: “scratch me, bite me, just mark me sweetheart. show them I’m yours.”

eton mess: "be careful. your breath smells like cum."

scones: "but what if they see us!"

english muffin: "aw, is someone crying?"

honey cruller: "i forget how small you are sometimes."

banana split: "don't look at me like that."

beer brownies: "stick your tongue out anymore and you'll look like a dog."

fudge: "your father is pissing me off."

sticky toffee pudding: "the only way this is ending is you getting pregnant."

hot cross buns: "don't hide your face from me. i'd hate to have to tie you up."

brownies: "you're so much more agreeable when you have something to occupy that mouth of yours."

chocolate mousse: "the only necklace you need is my hand around your throat"

tim bits: "stupid little thing."

fruitcake: "i'll make tonight special."

cornmeal muffin: "i need you most."

devil's food cake: "you're my most unhealthy obsession."

crème caramel: "oh. you thought you were getting away from me?"

banana & chocolate muffins: "i'm only doing this because you need to learn how to behave, rules are rules, and you need to follow them."

custard tart: "i've never done this before."

cinnamon rolls: "no one needs to know."

mango sorbet: "you are by far the dumbest thing i've ever fucked. how did they even let you graduate?"

date squares: "you look better with my marks on you."

figgy duff: "if i buy it, will you stop pouting?"

spicy upside down cake: "let's play a game: don't get caught."

cream puffs: "let me finish inside."

profiteroles: "come away with me. for a week, together. anywhere you want, we'll go."

with a side of:

coffee: rivals

tea: semi-public/public sex

juice: cockwarming

mocha coffee: breeding kink

bubble tea: daddy kink

a vodka shot: rough sex

sparkling water: gentle sex

coconut water: alternate universe

energy drink: doggy style

champagne: sugar daddy situation

hard lemonade: possessive behaviour

espresso shot: dirty talking

a glass of wine: cowgirl position

ice capp coffee: werewolf au

bloody mary: vampire au

martini: mafia au

frozen latte: dumbification

frozen lemonade: consensual non-consent

cranberry juice: mean!character

glass of water: aftercare

chocolate milk: tenderness

milkshake: size kink

pina colada: pregnancy

cider: body worship

mai tai: loss of virginity

margarita: unprotected sex

mint julep: punishments

chai: biting/hickies

earl grey: big cock

fishbowl cocktail: protected sex

tonic water: age gap

matcha latte: collars/bondage

root beer: filming/recording

soda: jealousy

americano: oral sex

whisky: degrading language

vitamin water: dom/sub dynamic

irish coffee: high sex

sangria: drunk sex

dark roast coffee: sub!character

dark hot chocolate: sub!reader

iced tea: accidentally launching relationship

lemon water: university/college au

naked & famous: bimbo/ditzy!reader

on the house: author's choice!

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[majormeilani]

What do you think the different ahit characters would like to eat?

hmmmmmmmm….

i'll have to think what each one would like. i don't know how many characters you wanted so i'll try for all LOL.

long list in bound!!!!!!

hat kid: we know she likes cookies but i think she would probably like pasta dishes a lot and meaty foods tho i feel she's open to eating most anything and has a big appetite lol

bow kid: she likes all sorts of food same as hat kid but she's a little more "picky" and probably likes to eat things that are more consistent in texture, like snack foods or pastries. i also think she likes ice cream a lot and her fav flavors are strawberry and mint

mustache girl: probably kinda likes "childish" food like chicken nuggets and macaroni, french fries, ect. tho she probably does like certain types of fish and had to learn to cook it for herself. tho i think her parents used to make shrimp scampi for her so she probably likes that but hasn't had it in a long time.

cooking cat: to me, since she's a chef, she'd probably like very fancy dishes, like filet mignon and halibut fish is probably her fav. tho she's open to trying new things when cooking to experiment. maybe likes fruit salad too!

mafia goons: they like any food that can be made in large quantities, like cooked meats, fish and different types of vegetables tho sadly they're not very good at preparing them most of the time.. they also are probably fond of bread.

mafia boss: of course i think he'd like Italian food and gets VERY upset if someone prepares it in an improper way. favorites being italian classics like pizza and spaghetti. probably a garlic bread stan though LOL 

dj grooves: he likes lobster, crab and shrimp but i also for some reason think he likes soft pretzels ? lol i also think he likes boba tea and blueberries

the conductor: he's kinda basic and likes simpler stuff like typical dinner foods of steak, mashed potatoes. for some reason i think he'd be a sucker for strawberry cheesecake i dunno.

moon penguins: they like all sorts of fish but also i like to think they're a bit different from irl penguins in that they're omnivores so they're quite fond of different types of fruit and often like smoothies and such. probably also like sushi and other foods with raw fish

express owls: they probably eat things similar to irl owls do except they like their foods well prepared prior to eating. not to say that they can't sometimes eat stuff raw but most prefer to have their food prepared in a dish. most of them also will eat vegetables and salads too. they also probably like foods they can eat on the go since they seem to be always working.

snatcher: i know canonically he likes bacon and breakfast foods so he probably also likes pancakes and fruit parfaits. probably even likes waffles and sausage to eat as well LOL. tho i've always taken him as someone who likes tea and sugar cookies too

dwellers: they were kids so their favorite foods were probably things that were very sugary LOL like candies and cereal. and snack foods like cookies, crackers and chips. probably also liked to eat sandwiches and soup foods too. and cake!

subcon minions: similar to the dwellers, probably. y'know picture anything that a kid would prefer to eat if they had the choice. probably some are a bit more on the health side and like some vegetables they can dip in ranch and stuff

queen vanessa: we know she liked cookies from her diary so that was probably one of her favorites. tho she probably enjoyed being spoiled with fancy meals and eating desserts and candies, probably ate bon bons when she could lol

nomads: they are shown to eat eggs so definitely any dishes that incorporate the eggs. though i think they like dishes that have rice and veggies and beans and all sorts of things. they love to share food with each other i think, very much a friendly group

twilight goats/goats: the goats i feel eat a lot of veggies like irl goats. they like corn and carrots a lot and will also eat eggs from the bird house. they will eat meat sometimes but not often ?

the empress: i feel like she likes rice with beef stew or sometimes curry. also likes dumplings a lot, her favorites being beef and pork ones. she also has a bit of a sweet tooth and enjoys a nice bit of pumpkin pie or carrot cake.

metro cats: given all the food stalls they have, it seems a lot of them like fast food and things that require little prep to make. they seem to be busy and on the go all the time so they probably want to eat things that are ready to go. also like canned meats and milk.

walrus captain: he likes a lot of ready made foods and take out foods, especially given the take out containers that surround him. he does like fish and squid as well clam chowder sometimes. tho he appreciates it when the seals make him food.

seal crew: they love fish of course but a lot of them also like shaved ice and ice cream. they like anything that's sweet and surprisingly love food with veggies too.

if i forgot anyone i'm sorry LOLLL i tried to remember at the very least the most important canon character but i can do lesser ones too…

[still-searching-for-more]

I used to know how to write about my thoughts and feelings. I used to know how to touch what hurt which meant that I could see myself.

But these past 6 years, in order to survive, I've had to quite ironically, stop feeling. I stopped feeling because then it would all be too much. I wouldn't be able to get all the work that I needed to get done, done. I wouldn't be able to be there and be present for all the things that came my way. And I probably never was anyway. I was just trying to not get blown up.

But that's how I feel. I don't feel like a person anymore. I feel like I've been destroyed beyond recognition. I read what I had written before I started the program. I had dreams and I believed in the good of this world. I believed that this was all worth it. I started this program hopeful and now I'm jaded, even cynical.

And still, with the few things that I could see, I still tried. Sometimes, I could still find the good and hope. So, I went there. But it's like being two different people that can't coincide. I hate my life, but I'm here, so I might as well do something good with it.

People keep telling me how powerful I am. My therapist keeps reminding me of the impact I have on other people. But I don't see myself that way. And all I have wanted is for someone to really see me. To see how much I'm hurting and not be afraid.

I met up with someone last week and I asked them if they had noticed that when we first met, that I was cautious. They said that they understood that to be normal and that they tried to give me that space to allow me to figure out what I needed. And I told them that there were things that they did that did make me feel safe. And in talking with them, I felt the lightest that I have in awhile. I felt like I didn't have to hide, be afraid, or ashamed. I didn't feel judged. And I laughed so much. Even when I shared some of the harder things of the program, I didn't feel like I had to explain why this certain thing hurt or how it hurt. And we could still laugh.

It was nice. I hope that this means that I'll get to have more of these relationships.

The sad part is how much I missed you afterward. I wanted to tell you all that I had found. How good it had been.

The weirdest things hurt. Our songs, the mask you left inside my car, the towel of the time when we washed my car together, In n Out, our shows, my mom wishing a you happy birthday, our favorite places.

I went to Urth and I've been there with plenty of other people on different occasions, but I could only think of the times we went together. The first time you came and you got a blueberry cheesecake, my favorite drink and our kisses, the first time we held hands, that I got you water before you realized you needed more water, and the last time we went, not knowing it was our last. And I sat there, in front of a friend, and I couldn't help but notice that it didn't matter how much fun I had with them, I would never feel the same way as when I did when I was with you.

[allanpaulvin]

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF Good morning to you, my large and attentive audience.  Once again, I've arrived at the keyboard of my IdeaPad to; enlighten you and enrich your day ahead.  I, for one, think that I'm a nice guy for attempting to do so.  Don't you?  I'm not looking for a standing ovation, a monthly check.  A "hip, hip, hooray," or an "attaboy," every once in awhile would be much appreciated.  My birthday is just six months away.  A Birthday Card or a coupon to one of my favorite restaurants would be cool.   How about if you sit down at your computer's keyboard and write a letter to your representatives in our nation's capital and ask them to work towards the removal of useless people from their comfortable seats, large salaries, and lifetime benefits.  If you chose to do this, it would be much appreciated by me and the country at large.  I would gladly return the cheers and attaboys to those of you who join me in doing the right thing! Once again, I've got some questions that need answers.   1.  Have you finished your holiday shopping?  In case you were unaware, my: shirt size is XL, shoe size is 11 1/2, and pants are 38/30. 2.  I hear it's been cold in the Sunshine State.  I have an extra bedroom or two if you're interested? 3.  Have you shined your dancing shoes? 4.  Have you remembered to pick up your tuxedo or tails from your local dry cleaner? 5.  Do any of you have any suggestions for, packing lightly, for an upcoming trip to Boston, MA? I don't want to waste your valuable time, so I'll move on to today's edition of, "Al's Diatribes."  Our subject is:  "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF." Each day in your life should be: -  worthwhile and with no bumps or potholes -   shared with someone you love, from Cranford, New Jersey -  enjoyable so that you can do what you need to do without pressure -  a learning experience -  filled with joy and access to a cheesecake from Junior's or a "No Sugar Added," blueberry pie from Emerys -  free from the words that flow from the lips of an unfit President -  free of those who choose to plant bombs, senselessly use firearms to express their beliefs -  without those who have nothing better to do than assault women -  one in which you're able to smile, at least fifteen minutes/day -  the day that you tell yourself, "that if you can conceive it and believe it, you can achieve it.."  Thank you, Mr. Napoleon Hill for your most meaningful words. I've made a conscious decision to end today's rant here.  I hope that you live every day of your life to the fullest.  Make it a great day!