#but i do want to see an eldritch who fucks so ig my next stop in the peltedverse is earthrise

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Ok no one asked but I'm gonna tell you "the trick" Bill performed because what the hell even 😭😭😭

Remainder of the dream under the cut

So basically, after I was rejected I went to the back of the theater, and watched everyone get picked out before I left.

I remember I at least wanted to see what the trick was, so I just kinda watched.

He lined everyone up on stage and conjured up this weird thing I can't quite remember, but I'll try my best to describe what it looked like.

I think it was like a triangular slab, it looked like it was made of stone or grey marble? It was floating, and had this weird 3d aura surrounding it, and this whirring black hole/void in the middle of it.

He called this thing "his pet" and said he wanted to introduce the audience to him.

I got this like sinking feeling in my stomach when I saw it, and I think that's when it clicked in my brain that uh

This is Bill Cipher.

The hole in the middle of the thing started spinning and the whirring noise got louder and I fucking DIPPED.

I think it remembered seeing people starting to get sucked in to the thing, but I left before I saw anyone get swallowed.

Bill was saying some shit about the thing being hungry, and he made some sorta snarky remark I can't remember because I was RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.

I could feel my feet slipping from under me and I left the theater

But the noise from the thing got louder and I remember seeing passers by who weren't even in the theater, just in the main hall, getting sucked in. Like it was a vacuum.

So I was like "OH SHIT" and I ran into a different theater/auditorium, and hid in a corner as to not get eaten by this thing.

There were screams for a while but eventually it stopped, and the sound from the thing stopped.

Bill called the non participating audience members back to the auditorium (his voice was clear. Idk if he was in my head or if he was just that loud, but I'm leaning towards the latter. Just a feeling)

Anyway, I don't know why but I (and the little remaining members of his original audience) went back to the theater.

And the thing he called his pet was now so large it almost touched the ceiling of the room, and it had like, these eyes chiseled into it, like the eyes were carved from the stone, but they were all MOVING, and there was their weird humming noise coming from the thing, and overlapping moans and cries.

Idk how I knew, but I knew this thing was now an amalgamation of every person's soul it sucked into itself, and they were all crying out for help.

I was paralyzed

Then Bill started yapping again.

About his pet, and how since he was powerless (idk why or how he was powerless, but whatever it was a dream) the pet would help him and do all this shit for him he couldn't do anymore.

I remember he asked if anyone had any questions.

And there was like. This man next to me who was hella angry, and started screaming something as Bill. He may have been cussing him out, I can't quite remember.

And this made Bill irritated, so he commanded his pet to do something.

And the thing like... Turned to us, and stared at us. I remember as it was turning it made a sound that was like stone scrapping against a stone floor

I blinked, and it was right beside us. To our right.

I looked up at it, and I had summoned like. A fucking TSUNAMI.

So imagine right, you're me, a tiny 5'3 ass bitch, and you blink and look to your right, and there's this giant Eldritch ass stone monster, and a GIANT WALL of waves coming STRAIGHT FOR YOU.

I won't go into details about the aftermath, but just know my cat woke me up before I died in the dream so.

Thank you Reese, for screaming at me for food ig 😭

Bro

I had the weirdest dream that Bill Cipher was hosting a live event in a theater

And there was like hundreds of people in this theater.

Bill introduced himself and started picking people from the audience for a "neat trick" he had planned

Idk why in retrospect but I REALLY wanted to be picked

He picked people row by row and kicked everyone else out of the theater.

At first he picked the people himself, but then he got bored, so by the time he got to my row, he was like "okay, convince me why you should be picked. Wow me." to everyone in my row.

And I had a brilliant idea.

I waved my arms in the air (despite him being like 3 seats down from me) and shouted "ME! I BOUGHT YOUR BOOK!!!" Like really excitedly before anyone else got a word in.

So Bill sees me.

He comes over

Takes one good look at me.

And says "Nope!"

Then I cried.