#but i cannot walk into any lecture wearing this or else i'm getting my shit rocked psycho style
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yeah i'm getting a shirt made
*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*
#is this even worth tagging#mine#i hate this man#but i cannot walk into any lecture wearing this or else i'm getting my shit rocked psycho style
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Do you by chance have some headcanons for Lou? 👉👈
You mean the head master😎 please understand or I'll cry😥
NSFW headcanons for court of darkness~
Rating: Explicit(18+ mdni)
Tell me this man isn't a twink under that fucking robe--
I have no proof but this bitch is into bondage.
I HAVE NO PROOF but this bitch is into bondage.
Take a good long look at him.
HE'S A MENACE TO SOCIETY ON HIS OWN YOU THINK HE WOULDN'T BE A FUCKING DEMON IN BE--
this man is a bitch.
He'd make you lose your mind.
Not one single coherent thought would go through your head.
This man would literally make you pass out.
9 inches of cock, 2½ inches of girth.
I'm--😳
That's quite the cock😳
Sometimes you suck his dick under his desk in his office
Shit this man wears idk a fucking dress, you can go underneath it and still go undetected-
He fucks your face.
But very specifically when you're kneeled on the floor with your back to the wall
He has one arm on the wall and one hand on the back of your head as he merciless fucks your throat while your face wets with tears and drool
I bet you most of yalls sex happen in the headmaster's tower
I mean where else
He'd sit you on his cock, bind your arms and tell you to make yourself cum.
"Quickly now, we haven't all day."
And you eat that shit up
After a long day of headmastering Lou simply just buries his face in your cunt to relieve his stress
He'd have you literally shaking beneath his very talented tongue
He'd make you cum as many times as he wants.
He'll urge orgasm after orgasm from you until he's satisfied.
Using only his tongue.
Head master.
Hed call you to his office under the pretence that's its something important then fuck you rough on his desk
You'd fuck for hours and hours until your body could no longer take it
Then he'd kiss your cheeks and run you a bath♡
But you were just fucked to smithereens, he washing you in the bath trying urge you to stay awake💀💀
So many hours of sleep are lost cus of this fucker💀
Sometimes he'll excuse you from your lectures to let you sleep in his office for the day♡
However once you rested up it's a repeating cycle of rough ass sex and lost sleep
That's only half a joke.
You walk to class one day with a limp and Rio and Sherry are worried about you
"Don't worry my legs are just falling asleep today😁"
Rio like "ok you should take care of yourself more" meanwhile Sherry can see right through your lies, she know you been having a lot of sex "🤨... don't push yourself to hard😏"
Then after class you still be having sex like no tomorrow
Yall not sex addicts tho, you know your limits and you quite literally cannot have sex at every moment of the day, yall busy people
But that don't mean y'all don't be fucking left and right
Lou just feels so good inside you, you can't get enough of him
And he can't get enough of you
You sometimes like being at the mercy of his whims and you sure as hell aren't fragile
But at this point your surprised you're not broken
You've fucked on almost ever surface in the headmaster's tower and fulfilled any and every desire you can think ok
There was one time he had you bent over his desk fucking you from behind and someone knocked on the door
It was locked of course, with a charm only he can open
But he just covered your mouth with his hands and continued thrusting addressing the person outside like nothing happening
He ended up making you cum before the person outside was gone
But yall just went another round to make up for loss time😊😊
He came on your face one time and immediately felt himself grow hard again.
Sir headmaster Lou carries himself in attire all white, as pale as his hair
He ended up loving covering you in his cum as a way to lay his claims on you
Oh fuck😳
Still helps you clean up tho♡
:))
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