#but her hair was glitching out so i couldn't take screenshots

[feeshies]

BG3 friendos

Oriyra. High elf cleric of Mystra (knowledge domain). She/her. Lawful good. Romancing Gale. Her eyes are just like that. Character design based on Debby Friday's let u in photoshoot. Pretend she has microbraids; I'm doing the best I can with what I have.

Nephvir. Mephistopheles tiefling storm sorcerer. He/they. Chaotic neutral. Romancing La'zael. He's like 7 ft tall and jacked but has a 12 strength. It's all for looks.

Ha-Neul. Loth-sworn drow warlock. He/him. True neutral. Romancing Shadowheart. His edgy tendencies are growing more fragile the longer he stays on the surface. He's dangerously close to becoming *shudders* a decent, selfless person?

Aravari. Zariel tiefling grasslands druid who miiiight also be The Dark Urge. She/they. Her desires and urges balance out her alignment to true neutral. Romancing Wyll. Someone help her.

Torevoud. Shield dwarf fighter. He/him. Lawful neutral. Romancing Astarion. He was a footsoldier, but his recent activities are very "protagonist-coded." He doesn't like the attention.

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@justmakesuresheeatsthemouse tagged me to do her questionnaire, here goes:

1. Who do you know that goes out of their way the most to help those less fortunate?

Probably my friend Tori - she's the most sympathetic person I've ever met; she cares so much for every living thing, from plants to worms to house spiders and it's so sweet.

2. Swallow anything (not food) by accident as a child?

My pride lol kids are evil. No but forreal, nothing... I did get a chilli coated peanut stuck in my sinuses once though haha

3. Kill bugs? Or try to save them?

Well what kind of a friend would I be to Tori if I went around killing bugs haha - I saw a bunch of Cockchafer larvae in a plant pot the other day and freaked the fuck out... but made certain not to harm them. Even moths (yuck) "save the animals!"*

4. Any advice for a 5 Year old or Donald Trump?

Better remain silent and look a fool than speak and remove all doubt - it's not a display of weakness to take some time to think before you speak or act. It's not a display of strength to be hasty.

5. I would love to try...

Travelling, meeting people, other things that are impossible rn

6. I wish my hair...

Could change length at will without going through these bloody awful compromise haircuts

7. Which would you rather give up on your phone: Email, Text or Camera? (You must choose one!)

Emails 100% hands down fuck emails

8. Coolest thing you learned this week?

Well idk if you heard but Ralf Hütter from Kraftwerk did this watch ad and-

Nah I'm kidding.... I'm just getting to grips with my sampler properly this avo, that's pretty cool!

9. I can't stand the sound of...

Myself talking for extended periods when I'm not saying anything new or I know the other person isn't even listening.

10. Would you rather have an extra day's pay lumped onto your paycheck each week or a free day off each week?

I'm unemployed

11. Just say NO to...

... people that need to hear it.

12. What is something that you do, that you don't personally know anyone else that does it?

Glitch art.

13. Least favourite vegetable?

I cannot stand mushrooms yeesch

14. What is the closest item to you right now that is red?

My Korg monologue

15. Favourite faerie tale or fable?

Heard one when I was deep in my cups at larp round the fire... something about a some trying to catch a fae that was hiding in a man's mouth, and in the end they described this landscape where everything was made of delicious food, describing in great depth until the guy salivated so much that the fae had to jump out. There was a lot more to it at the time and the picts hosting were super friendly so I'm biased.

16. Tell us either the last dream you had or the last person you wanked off to.

...Charming.

The last dream I remember having, I was on a teacher training course (...???) & some person was saying to me that they couldn't sign a thing saying I could teach, as some of the things I'd said were "spurious" and I was like. look. I've never taught a bunch of kids before give me a break and they were like "no - I'm sorry but some of the things you said were -" and I was like inaccurate, I know, but" (& I'm freaking the fuck out in this dream trying to maintain composure while struggling to get this job - having to plead with a very beuracratic assessor who I'd rather tell to fuck off as I slowly realise I never even wanted the job in the first place) "but I never really wanted to even be a history teacher. I was studying to be an artist". That's all I remember but it's vivid.

18. What are you usually doing at midnight (pre-quarantine)?

Idk probably absorbed in making some niche dumb shitpost-tier art, having a cuppa

19. What job would you hold on a film set?

Director. I love filmmaking, of all my hobbies I forget to do for months at a time, filmmaking is actually so much fun. (Though ironically I should be scripting/storyboarding a short film rn instead of this haha)

20. Name 3 traits you don't like in people?

Arrogance, insincerity, greed.

BONUS: Screenshot the current wallpaper on your phone

Yea it hasn't changed in years.

I tag @justmakesuresheeatsthemouse ofc ;) @blackstrawed @rob-halford @derharlekin @cookiekraftwerk @parts-of-me-unravelling

.... idk it's tricky since this one is especially nosy/extensive (not even just question 16)

So do it if you fancy - tag yourselves. DIY. Or don't.