#but he'd be damned if he wont be picky about it!!!

[nenoname]

stan ignoring mysteries and weirdness for 30 years balancing out his family's innate curiosity and being why the blind eye ignored him for that long

[gayspock]

bro

initial thoughts: devon dgafffffff. i mean ok sorry her baby nearly got babynapped. but marks just come back to earth and shes like so thats you. ok. bye HELP ME

dylan so cuties

is it bad. i did kind of anticipate this type of dynamic between helena & her dad to the point where im like idgaf. i dont mean that like- like i mean its sad yes. i dont mind it being there & informing things. but also i do think its not an interesting point. which tbf it doesnt have to be a

miss cobel i need you carnally

i need you

im really fucking sorry its just not appropriate is it.

MILCHECKKKK ON THE MOTORRRRR YESSSSSSSS

DUDE IS THAT COMPANY ISSUED FUCK YEAH

DUDE REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR GAS RECEIPTS TO EXPENSE THEM LATER ON

what if theyre not even doing shit on the severed floor what if theyre doing expenses idgaf about that "oh theyre deleting memories" "oh its human souls" "oh its slowly refining kier eagan to bring him back to life" "actually hes working on gemma!" IDGAF!!!!! EXPENSES. THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD

IM SAYIng al of this. they tried to give me a company card at work and i said no because i wont do them help me.

IRVINGGGGG MY POPPET MY DARLING POPPET

I LOVWE YUOUS

STOP DONT FIRE HIM. i know he comes back. but stop dont fire him.

DUDE IMAGINE BEING FIRED

DUDE WHOS GONNA BE YOUR FUCKING REFERENCE

WHOS WRITING YOUR CV

WAKE HIM UP TO WRITE YOUR CV? YOUR LINKEDIN? HEY INNIE CAN YOU COME BACK FOR A SEC TO FILL IN THE FUCKING EXPERIENCE AND ELABORATE ON INTERVIEWA

DUDE LINKEDIN MUST GO CRAZY AT LUMEN

whats worse is ive got the sneezies right now. have you ever had this.

IS THIS A NEW INTRO?

HIS LITTLE RED JIM JAMS oh my god

oCOBLE IN THE INTRO CONVEL IN THE INTRO O

sorry im like i know its bad im like .. oh my god its cobel but sorry im . LIKE I AM SORRY.

"obviously i was referencing the baby." 😼 <- i dont know why that tickles me terribly

DUDEEEE CAN WE HAVE SOME OF RICKENS PICKY BITS. STOP THAT LOOKS DIVINEEEE.

devon we need you to make moves

also scan i say i do always associate ricken with piper's brother from oitnb .

dude i just ate so much myself. do you know what i had: i had rice paper wraps. rice in them. pickled cucumber kimchi(?? its the shitty salad pots from tesco). lettuce. the vivera vegan salmon. my god im practivally in heat right now

half of it was expired despite me being severely unwell yesterday evening from what i think was month old vegan beef

right so dont sorry this isnt about my yumyums this is about severance. sp

my hyacinth did i ask someone to name my hyacinth

dude if my innie woke up in this house theyd belike damn ... maybe i'll hang myself in the elevator fr

LACTATION FRAUD

helena watching the clips back like i ship #melly sooo bad GET TASTE, WOMAN! I KNOW YOURE SICK IN THE HEAD BUT GET TASTE! YIOURE NOTHING BURGER!

dude if i saw my worksona necking it with some chunk of hunk i'd make sure HE'D wake up in the fucking elevator, extension cord noose and all. bitch!!

dude the lookerrrrrrrr

someone on reddit was talking about his severed fish tank i kinda fuck with it .

MY DYLANNNNN

DYLAN DONT JUMP IN FRON TOF HT ETTRAIN YOU HAVE KIDDD(s? i cannot recall)

wait stop he's sorta moe

my favourite doors: i miss the strange saloon doors my grandparents used to have in the middle of their house

dylan

DUIDE WHAT DID I SAY

WHO'S GONNA BE YOUR REFERENCEEEEEEE

WHATS YOUR EXPERIENCEEE

GET THE INNIES ON LINKEDIN TO FILL THE GAP

DUDE THEYRE DOOMED. THEYRE ALL DOOMED

ok dude how this episode felt so short its like it went by so fast and im starting to go fucking nuts dude dylans back to workkkk come on princess

the thing is i know everyone in the world its all oh sois that helly i mean obviously theyre trying to lead us down that ucking path help me

hi

whos next door

SELVIG

DUDE CAN YOU RESPECT WOMEN FOR ONCE . SORRY I DONT MEAN THAT.

NEVERMIND I DO MEAN THAT DUDE YOU CANT COME FOR HER FUCKING COOKIES

A PINEAPPLE?

MARK

JUMP IN FRONT OF THE CAR

MY STRAY CAT

COBEL HIT THE GAS END THE SHOW WHY NOT YES

YES YE SYE SYE STHE KILLER

THE KILLER

MY KILLERRRRRRRR MYYYY KILLERRRRRRRRRRRRRR