imagine reader just woke up then fell over face first hard enough that they get a nosebleed
(talking abt that 1 post yk which 1 also why tf did u answer thattttt i feel cry)
-w/ lov goon ~[{<3}]~
(well Goon if you didn't send I wouldn't answer it XD)
But if reader got a nosebleed from that, then Karma would immediately wake up and do his best to help you out. After that, he'd be extra protective for a few minutes before cooling down.
Also he'd make sure there's pillow on the ground in the middle of the night so you don't get a nosebleed again. He'd also make some smexy comments like:
"Come on, the only nosebleed you should get is seeing my tits."
or
"Look I know you're my idiot, but today is not the day, Xaxi." *insert smooch on cheek* "Next time, please be careful."
(>///<)
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one piece! chapter! 23
let's go
oh shit! oh shit! oh shit!
Big fucking frog
But also! Usopp time?! Usopp time?!??!?!?!
back at it again with the DO---N and also. no hear luffy out, y'all are gonna need your protein!
I'M SAYIN!!!
and i actually just got clarification for something i asked earlier!
no way! he really just thinks the pirates should always be drinking sake! that's so funny... why on earth arent they drinking rum or beer or something?? lol. i'm a little biased because i don't really like sake...
ok i guess. but the booze is important, too, right?
so the crew decides which way they'll set off, and...
he's here! he's heeeeere!!
you know i literally got a warning like "usopp is pretty ugly" but?
i dunno, he's pretty ugly-cute. very ugly-cute to me?
is it just me? lol
carrot and bell pepper... ok.
for some reason, no translators note that the other two are "carrot" and "bell pepper" but a TN for this one being "onion"... ok. lol
I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME DISEASE!
when you see the back of their heads, it's really...
well, anyway
is that how that shit works?
fucking lol
:D :D :D :D :D :D!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:O!!!!!
OMEGALUL
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHE'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
AND THAT'S THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!!
USOPP!!!!
WHAT A GOOD CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOTTA READ MORE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Multiple softnesss, animal au Yancy letting his best friends boyfriend nap and cuddle on top of him. He’ll sing and hum to him, as he’s growing fond of him too. It really made his day when Eric once have him one of his precious bells.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
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(before i go and reblog your post bc i too want all the fics - some fluff against the stress) Even was trying to find a good hiding spot for the brightly wrapped present. He was. But everything had a flaw. Their sock drawer? Well what if Isak decided he wanted the fuzzy ones tonight that were at the bottom? Behind some books on their shelf? ISAK READS A LOT. Their bathroom? There was literally nowhere to hide it. (... tbc)
There was only the sink to store stuff on - and that was covered completely by products (80% or so of it Even’s). Under their bed? No, because Isak stored his shoes there. What if he decided to go play football with the boys? This was so frustrating until it came to Even. The one space in their flat that Isak rarely opened any cabinet in, pffsht, rarely even lifted a finger in. Their kitchen. Even got a chair and hid the little box away all the way up on the highest shelf. (2/3)
No chance his boy would find it there. So, Even allowed himself a smug smile when Isak continued to try and guess what his present would be. (It all started with a cocky eyebrow raise and “Another movie about how i became the best of all the graduates?” - “I did a movie like that yeah” - Isak grins, moves closer “Oh yeah?” - Even nods, trying to look serious - “Hmhmm And you inspired the name! The Genius of Hartvig Nissen! Yeah… Sana really looked good in it.” - *offended sounds*) (3/3 ily💚)
ISI BABY (omg one more week and I’ll see you again!!)
This was so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! Isak’d be totally offended, but honestly if someone other than him deserves that title, it’s his best bud! I feel like when Even finally hands over the present, he’s gonna be all smug about the hiding the spot and Eskild will laugh his ass off, saying he always hid things from Isak in the kitchen as well (”especially under the dirty dishes, Isak never looked there” *more offended sounds*)
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Silver finds Yancy trying to hide his stuffed toys from everyone so he just takes him by the hand and leads him to his room to show him his nest.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
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