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microwaving-tesilid-argente · 3 months

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was reading the part where ephael and co. fought the incubus servant and ephael was like "i thought it'd be more difficult than this... :(" so anyway, ephael x incubus!hestio AU

hestio is terrible at his job because he’s always scowling. hes terrible at seducing people. like yeah there’ll be people who are attracted to his mean face anyways but his nagging really puts them off. he enters your room and immediately goes “my fucking god, you live like this?” and starts commenting on the state of your room and the dishes in the sink and he makes you want to throw a bowl at his head and then throw him out.

ephael is the only one he’s managed to reel so far bc he’s charmed by how this silly incubus is getting too distracted scolding him for his stupid decisions to seduce him.

#hesphael #i have so many thoughts about hesphael's dynamic #ephael strikes me as the kind of person who makes friends easily but most of them arent people whom he can rly confide in #hes just the silly man to most of them and he doesnt begrudge them bc he is very silly he cant help it #but he chooses to stick by hestio's side bc hestio's always very real with him #(and also bc hestio's too much of a prickly loner hestio has no other friends he could turn to anw lmao)#ohhh i have so many ephael backstory headcanons... im gg to let it marinate for a while while i try to figure out the hesphael fic #anyway i think its really funny if incubus hestio keeps scolding ephael for being stupid when #hestio cant even do his own job right. whos the silly man now hestio.#(theyre both silly. holds them up for you to see and to tickle.)

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