#but even if he does give him one pls don't off him thx

[razypie]

*cue shonen mc music*

you go jii-chan! give that crusty old man's ass some hard whoopin'

also pls dont die omg i was starting to like you sir 😭

[1onelypoet]

stuck by the glue pt4 || op81 smau

a/n: last part. im a little depressed abt it but im working on a (hopefully) much better smau with like writing (does that make sense?) sooo. again thank u guys sm for the love 💕 ALSO OSCAR NEW IG POST WAS SOSODOD

pairing: oscar piastri x singer!reader

fc: beabadoobe

warnings: cursing and the mildest of mild innuendo

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[conditionvarietysilence]

have you ever started reading a book like "hey this could be a really cool premise" but get halfway through and you're like. I hate it.

prepare to read a stupid rant of mine if you proceed, i complain rather transparently under the cut

i understand why some people would like it, but i just don't like the innocent x troubled trope when it masquerades as completely healthy and Normal (TM). Maybe i've lost my touch with dark romance but fuck, this isn't even a slightly dark romance book.

on top of that, the "troubled" one has like yk issues with her parents, and she has a father figure (in place of her bio father). Who fucking abuses her. Kinda... like her father. And she basically says "oh well he does it because he cares and he's put time and money into helping me." *proceeds to explain scene where he emotionally manipulates her then gives her a hug and in her thoughts she thinks "i love him" and he basically forces her to say i'm sorry, even tho she legit just stood there.* can you see why i'm kinda done with this??

That was the first thing that pissed me the fuck off. I haven't read the whole book, so i don't know if she comes to her senses or what. But the romance just isn't all that either. The main guy is basically deluding himself into thinking he's in a relationship with this girl even though they "could never be" because of whatever reasons they've made up in their heads (because they "care too much for each other" whatever the fuck that means). And it's so fucking annoying that i'm 150 pages in and neither of these bitches have grown a spine. NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. Literally the only notable thing was the second to last chapter i read. There's no plot, no stakes, it's just "oh she's so sexy and helps me with my panic attacks" and "oh he's so sexy and vulnerable with me and i need to forget about all my problems by having some dick shoved in me.. even if he's explained to me a million times that he doesn't do hookups and feels uncomfortable when he does."

And of course half the book is her looking straight at the camera and going "people judge me when i sleep around but when [other character who sleeps around] does it he gets praised? I call bullshit." Which yeah, fine thing to think, I also think it's fucked that that's the case. But have some fucking subtlety, show it with an interaction instead of her just pouting and stomping her foot and going "but that's unfair!"

can you tell i find her absolutely insufferable.

i liked the book originally; one of the good things about it is that there're a good ~130 pages of build up before the first sex scene. The only problem is that 1) it's a mediocre scene with, frankly, juvenile language and boring description and 2) Literally Nothing Happened In Those 130 Pages. Literally nothing.

like i get that the guy mc has major fucking anxiety and that needs to be explained but c'monnnn. Find a way to waste less of my time pls and thx.

i heard people saying that "the writing is fast-paced," in this book and like??? Where??? Definitely not the three hours i spent reading it.

And even then, the plot is very very flimsy. Just before the first sex scene is when the plot Finally forwards itself, and one of the characters asks the really relevant question of "why?" Said question goes unanswered and the author then attempts to distract you with a sex scene.

i get that these books are meant to be leisure reads that get popular on booktok or whatever but c'mon at least put some lil plot bits in there for those of us who're into those. God. Fucking insufferable.

there's also the long running theme of feminism but as in "girls should be able to do the bad shit guys do and get away with it like they do" rather than, uh, that said bad shit shouldn't be happenin period? (This is not me referring to hooking up, who gives a fuck, but it's said abt multiple things throughout the novel. Idk it pisses me off.)

the whole reason i wrote this was because another smut scene started and quite honestly i got bored as fuck. I'm not one to skip scenes but fuck i don't particularly want to read abt her manipulative ass sucking his cock after basically forcing him into a depressive spiral thank you very much.

(yes yes i've become weak-minded, but i only really like dark romance that goes fucking deep into it not this dabbling-but-too-scared-to-actually-make-it-dark bullshit.)

[ticklystuff]

Hiiii! Its a fire emblem anon here!!

Can I request for lee Sedall with ler Alear please? ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧

For the spot, can it be tummy? Like yk how he's always like "I can't eat this it won't be good for my dancing? 😔" Maybe Alear is like "But look, your tummy is asking for attention, and if you don't give it what it wants I'll have to give it attention."

Hehe, thanks!

Also, I'm glad you enjoyed the game to some some extent, even though the plot n stuff has kinda mid 😭

send no more, thx!

wc: 1.5k

HEWWO THERE I FINISHED i am not sure about how this turned out bc i feel like they are ooc but i was so happy you requested a fe prompt and i had so much fun writing it askldjflka pls request more fe in the future

also accompanying seadall tummy image for the fic:

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"Well, what does it say?"

Seadall put a finger to his lips, gazing over the cards that seemingly glowed with the faint light from the campfire. "Though your days may be filled with plight, let laughter bring merriment for tonight," Seadall recited the fortune laid out in front of him, before looking up to see Alear's disappointed expression from the other side of the cards. "What? You seem.. unimpressed."

Alear gave a huff as he put his hand to his chin, seemingly in dumbfounded thought. "I guess, I was just expecting something a bit.. more? Like, something to help guide me through the war, or maybe even something simpler, like what I should focus on when it comes to training. It just seems too straightforward, I suppose."

"You should lower your expectations, then," Seadall said with a shake of his head, gathering his cards back together. "Fortunes are not meant to provide all the answers you might seek. Just be content that it's not something more ominous."

"Maybe, uh," Alear paused, motioning to the deck of cards by flipping his hand repeatedly, "maybe try doing another one."

Seadall scoffed with a raised eyebrow. "I assure you that the cards will read a similar result."

"Please."

"Divine One-"

"I asked you not to call me that." Seadall couldn't help but roll his eyes at the slight pout that Alear's face adorned, but he complied with a smile.

"Alear," he corrected himself, "take the fortune as a sign to just relax and.. enjoy the night." Seadall gestured with his arms to the surrounding campgrounds. "As of right now, you and your comrades are well, the Somniel is safe, the night is at peace, there's plenty of food to eat-" As luck would have it, the sudden guttural grumble emanating from his own stomach cut Seadall's words off, prompting the dancer to quickly slap his arms over his abdomen. He grimaced at the smirk that began to form on Alear's face, his eyes shying away from the smug glint in Alear's own.

"Plenty of food to eat, yet that excludes you, for some reason."

"You already know why," Seadall pressed his arms into his stomach, suppressing another growl as Alear continued to nag him.

"I know why, but that doesn't mean I have to agree with it," Alear huffed, before reaching for the bag next to him. "Luckily for you, I brought something that might just appeal to your interests."

Seadall didn't get the chance to question what Alear might be referring to when the other pulled out a separate paper bag, before rummaging through the secondary containment, pulling out what looked to be a little golden brown nugget-

Rice croquettes.

His eyes widened at the tiny little morsel that Alear held out in the palm of his hand, gesturing for Seadall to take it in his own. "I know these are your favorite, so I had them made specially for tonight," Alear said with a little wiggle of his eyebrows, an obvious sign that he knew exactly what he was doing. Intrusive thoughts of the rice croquette began to invade his mind, starting with the satisfying crunch of the flaky golden exterior that contrasted perfectly with the soft rice filling, followed by the spice combination that came together to create an exquisite experience of flavors. He could almost imagine that initial crispy layer just barely gracing his lips-

"NO!" Seadall suddenly blurted out, ripping his eyes away from the dastardly temptation just within reach and shoving those unholy thoughts back into the recesses of his mind. "Keep that thing away from me!" Maybe his reaction was slightly over the top, but anything to distract Alear and himself from the ever growing rumbles that his stomach was insistent on producing in both frequent and louder quantities.

"But Seadall, I made these with you in mind," Alear half-whined with a tease to his voice, hobbling over on his knees with the food still in his hand. Seadall scowled in response as he continued to push away from the approaching threat. It was absolutely imperative that he maintain self-control, lest he risk losing the perfect physique he had built over the years to hone his dance prowess. Submitting to temptation could easily set him back an exorbitant amount of time and, not to mention, he already did have his cheat day this week, treating himself to some creme brulee with other members of the army.

"I-I cant!" he insisted, though, it honestly felt like Seadall was more scolding himself at this point. The back-and-forth between the two continued until Seadall finally took the initiative, slapping out his hand to knock the rice croquette of Alear's own, followed by a brief moment of silence as the two watched the piece of food briefly roll away along the grass. A sigh of relief slipped past his lips as he felt the temptation begin to slowly ebb away, but that feeling of ease was short-lived the moment Alear suddenly pounced on him, grunting in shock with the sudden weight pressing him to the ground. "Alear! W-What are you- nohohOHOhoho! W-Whahahat is thiHIHIhihis?!"

This was not how Seadall imagined the night would go, pinned down by the Divine Dragon himself as Alear.. tickled him? What made things worse was that Seadall's exposed stomach seemed to have gathered Alear's full attention, a victim to the onslaught of pokes and squeezes that were dished out. He shrieked with each jab to the bare skin, flailing his arms in a failed attempt to stop Alear in his tracks.

"DivIHIHIhine Ohohohone, plehehehase!" he shrieked, feeling the tips of Alear's fingers dangerously approaching his navel. Why tickling of all things?!

"It's Alear," he punctuated the reminder with a solid jab, forcing a squeak from Seadall's mouth. "Besides, your stomach is clearly craving some kind of attention and if you're not going to do it, then I'll just have to step in."

With tickling?! "NAHAHAHA! W-WAHAHAHAIT! COME OHOHOHON!" Alear's fingers acted as individual claws, digging into the toned stomach with various techniques. His pointer fingers sank into the recesses of his navel, sending what felt like electric shocks through Seadall's body, while his thumbs pressed into the skin, massaging various pressures of blunt force. The rest of his fingers seemingly had varying agendas of their own, from randomly diddling against his stomach to a more synchronized approach of poking. Each technique was already bad enough, but combined together absolutely sent Seadall up the wall. His laughter was an assortment in response, from bellowing shrieks to high-pitched giggles and Seadall was at a loss with how to deal with the overwhelming sensations, choosing to instead sit there like a half-dead animal, allowing his laughter to take over.

"Y'know, all you have to do is feed your stomach one of those rice croquettes," Alear teased, resorting to giving the bare tummy multiple squeezes with each hand. "Can't have my teammates going hungry, after all."

"PLEHEHEHASE!"

"Hmm? Please? As in please feed my tummy food?"

"NOHOHO- OKAHAHAY!" Seadall finally conceded, giving into Alear's demands. "OKAY! FIHIHIHINE!"

"You sure?"

YehehHEHEhes!" Alear's hands had slowed to a more gentle motion, but still kept up their pace, until Seadall had given his final confirmation. Once done, Alear beamed and lifted himself off of the dancer to grab the paper bag, leaving Seadall in his drained state to recover on his own. It didn't take long for the other to return, however, and Seadall finally sat up, looking wearily at the rice croquette offered by Alear's hand.

"Well, go on," Alear motioned with his hand. As if on cue, Seadall's stomach went off once more, prompting Alear to give another nudge with his hand and Seadall took the snack with a sigh. He watched as Alear sat down next to him, pulling another rice croquette out of the bag for himself, before taking a bite of his own. Seadall gave his own rice croquette one final look, taking the tiniest of bites.

The croquette itself was fine, though Seadall admittedly could do better. It wasn't fair to hold Alear to a fault, however, as the prince hardly had any time to practice his own cooking, but the croquette itself was of decent quality and Seadall himself wasn't complaining. The dancer found himself taking faster bites and the pang in his stomach slowly subsided, realizing that maybe he was hungrier than he initially thought.

"Hey, do you know what I just realized?" Alear asked between bites.

"Hm?"

"The fortune," Alear paused to swallow, "it came true!"

Seadall paused for a moment, giving himself time to recall what the other was talking about. "Though your days may be filled with plight, let..." he grimaced as he realized what Alear was referring to, "let laughter bring merriment for tonight."

"You're such a good fortune teller, Seadall!"

Seadall huffed and furrowed his eyebrows, crossing his arms at the smug grin Alear was giving him. "I'm never reading another fortune for you ever again."

[jscariot]

hellu it's gloss here ( 21+, s/h ) bringing u the lean, mean 2-timin machine kwon hyunsik!! he's ur back to reality / voted off the island skele and is a major league baseball player who's currently suspended for the szn bc of his quote unquote villain era 🫣 i've got his bio somewhere on my page but it's written in prose so for a less? more? brainrotted version u can find out more ab him under the cut ( tw: infidelity & bullying ) but yeah pls hit that like button to plot im beggin on my knees!! i also have d*scord if u'd like ♡

gem sun / cap moon / leo rising 4 all u astro wh0res out there ♡

born middle class ( shame!!!! ) to a mom who's a secretary for a ceo of some multi-million dollar company n dad who's an employee-of-the-month car salesman for porsche, so he was exposed to wealth thru a looking glass

but otherwise he honestly had a rlly good upbringing?? his parents were both v present in his life n his dad, being a baseball superfan, would bring hyunsik to weekly baseball games n teach him how to swing a bat since before he graduated from diapers

bc of his v early exposure to baseball, it was quickly discovered by the Adults that hyunsik is super gifted @ the game!! v wish fulfilment type beat but his dad signed him up for little league n rlly fostered his baseball career

bc he was put on such a high pedestal from a young age, it led to a lot of room for bad character development n to make matters worse, everyone was so laser focused on his potential that no one rlly corrected him? to put it bluntly, he was spoiled asf or as dj khaled likes 2 put it, sufferin from success

but more than that, there was also a lot of praise n pressure put on him so he alw felt like he needed to Be The Best which caused him to act out in a lot of diff ways to ensure this,,

bc of all of this hyunsik as a schoolmate was an absolute terror,, it was nvr the glory level bad but he would bully n intimidate ppl to get his way ( like threatening to beat ppl up if they don't give him their lunch money bc he alr spent his n didn't wanna seem 'poor' enough to ever run out of it, etc etc ) or cheat in every aspect of his life, from relos to exams and there would be like 0 repercussions for all his bad behaviour

anw to cut a long story short, he makes it into kbo, sk's major league baseball ( his team is the doosan bears ) n starts earnin that $$$ athlete salary yay!! the only problem is that everyone in major league is hella talented so no one's lickin his asshole anymore n he can even be a bit of a bench warmer / clipboard holder at times

he starts to get a lil panicked that he's not The Best anymore n he starts to worry ab his position on the team so he starts doin Real desperate shit like blood doping to help him make the starting team + illegal gambling n signin up for reality tv to boost his wealth + fame in case his career does end

as per his skele's desc he was q well-received ( largely attributed to how respected baseball is as a sport in sk as opposed to his actual character ), but more imptly, after this sudden surge of fame outside of just the sports fanbase some of his victims h8rs have slowly trickled out n exposed his bullying + cheating ass :))))

some were true, some were fake n the fake ones were so severely rebutted that everything kinda just flew under that umbrella n all got swept under the rug, but then gg comes back to life n exposes that he's been blood doping n now the sports fans r also mad!! so now he's suspended for the whole szn while all these investigations r pending :))) cue park yeonjin's why is my life so hard

personality-wise he's based a little on rhys montrose from you, v rags to riches but is v imbedded in high society!! before u call the cops he's not a murderer thx :)) has a huge superiority complex n it's shown in v nouveau riche ways,,, like he would only b friends w rich ppl bc that means he's rich too or he'd sometimes say rlly taboo or cocky shit that is clearly a reflection of his overcompensation!! has a bit of a love-hate relo w high society n by love-hate i mean he's obsessed w it 2 the point where he disgusts even himself sometimes ( v rare bc he keeps his self-reflection 2 a minimum )

he's the fakest bitch out there like he will do anyth 2 look like he's the best n it's to the point where he will betray or switch up on u n even gaslight u if u confront him :))) likewise if u betray him he is fake enough to pretend that ur all good n everything's good all bc u have a good social standing :))) his motto is 2 keep people around bc u nvr know who is gna make it

god i ramble SO MUCH tq n sry if u read alla dat 🫣 i've also incl some connections i'd be keen to explore!!!

given that he's a certified snake i'd lov to see some connections where he's betrayed u!! mayb yall were close friends n u brought him into ur circle n he's straight up done some feral shit n he comes back like :)) o hey no hard feelings right ♡ j look at the face,,, so slapable mmm

i'd also love to giv him some real friends that he has not betrayed n hopefully will not ever,,, espc yk the boyz 👅🤙

udk how Down i am for a billie bossa nova type beat,,, like gimme not even a fwb just a Benefit :)) given hyunsik is in his villain era rn it is alm taboo 2 b seen w him so i'd love for some chuck / blair sorta arrangement where it has to be kept on the dl but he got that good good 😩

any baseball fans!! anyone bettin on hyunsik!! anyone mad ab his blood doping how could he do this 2 u!!! ( conversely anyone who's rooting for the opponent teams!! )

also fun 2 explore but anyone who betrayed Him instead?? espc if ur muse is of a higher social standing i feel like he'd be :))) 2 them n pretend it's all g he unds but deep down he's hibernatin,,, waitin 4 the day 2 get his revenge,,

would appear on cfs occasionally so if ur muse is in that space they could def have met then too!!!

uhm exes mayb,, honestly if u need someone 2 jumpstart ur villain era hyunsik is ur guy bc he will cheat on anyone n everyone the man can't even spell loyalty 😩🤚

he also jogs by the han river like every mornin so if ur muse is often there then im down 4 a meet cute x

[poisonouswritings]

BDLABDLABDLS LISTEN!!!

HOW WOULD THE M3 + RIME REACT TO A MC THAT GET'S LIKE ALL POSSESSED AND MURDER MURDER STYLE LIKE CELINA ?!?!?!?!?

*dies from lack of air*

...

*wakes up again*

If you feel cool. Pls add Tulsi, Elowen, scylla and Saaros. Thx

*goes back to being dead*

*goes to get the Astrolabe so I can traverse to the Void to pull your ass back here* *alternatively I give an undertaker birb (aka the marabou stork) the Astrolabe to go drag you back. She's a smart girl. I trust her. She may stop on the way to attack a flock of flamingos but she'll come get you eventually*

GN!Reader, Isn't Celena like,, technically dead? Isn't her soul not in her body? Wasn't that the whole thing? I actually don't even remember it's been so long but we're gonna assume you aren't dead but are possessed, love a good possession trope it's so ripe for angst, Colored Bullet Rule (Felix, Anisa, Sage, Rime, Tulsi, Elowen, Saaros, Scylla)

So what I'm picturing here is,, it's crunch time. Y'all are facing off against LoS. It's the final battle. And while you're fighting, you lose the Astrolabe. Stupid shadow tentacles knock it out of your hand, y'know? And then everything goes dark. And your partner watches you get covered in black smog. And when it fades you're,,,

Gone. The light in your eyes has been washed out. Your expression is blank. Dark magic clings to your form. I don't think you can use the Astrolabe (since there has to be some kind of pureness of heart or whatever) but you still have a sword!!

And right as your partner rushes over to check on you, you whirl around and lunge at them

Felix understands immediately what it is that's happening, and I think Rime does too, and I'm putting them together because I think they would have similar reactions (so feel free to take this as poly or not, it could be either). That reaction being immediate shock and darting out of the way, via portal or otherwise. Obviously this is a massive shock, but because they're both more magically inclined, I think they both compartmentalize and shift objectives - restraining you and finding a way to fix this.

And in that same vein, Elowen has been shown to have at least some knowledge of dark magic, so I think her reaction is also along the lines of restrain and repair. Probably having some really nasty flashbacks to what she saw of Lucan in Sage's memories (aka corrupted and attacking his loved one), so that probably doesn't help her panic.

Speaking of Lucan, it's Sage's turn at the trauma wheel!! Before this he thought his worst fear was him losing control and attacking everyone, but this is much worse. At least if he was the one possessed, someone could kill him. But it's you. He can't hurt you, he can't let anyone else hurt you, but he doesn't think anyone can stop you without risking that. And you're probably still in there, a prisoner of your own mind. Was that how it was for Lucan? For Balsam? Is he going to have to end you the same way? He feels so guilty it hurts. He takes whatever attack you throw at him because he doesn't know how to defend himself without potentially hurting you.

And on the subject of guilt, Anisa is going feral. At first she completely locks up and one of the others has to deflect your hit. She knows a little about this sort of magic but she just,,, cannot connect the dots right now. Her brain refuses to acknowledge what's happening. And between the tears streaming down her cheeks and the static buzzing in her ears, her eyes flit over to focus on the Lord of Shadows. She tells the others to pin you and grabs her Relic. This time she's killing her father.

On the topic of killing fathers, Scylla is gonna kill Escell once this is over. I don't think she can fight?? Maybe I'm misremembering (I really need to replay Felix's route some time soon) but I don't think she has significant magic and I don't think she has battle training. Could she whack ass with a pipe or something? Probably. But is she going to throw herself into a very intense magic battle? Probably not. So she's just stuck on the sidelines plotting her plan to murder Escell for working with LoS in the first place. As much as she teases him, Scylla trusts Felix's magical abilities. Or maybe she just needs so desperately for you to be okay that she'll convince herself that he can do it.

You know who else is convincing themselves here? Saaros. This isn't something they ever had written down in their journal and they don't know how to respond to it. They are freaking the fuck out and they are way too afraid to even move. And they try to convince themselves that everything will be fine because 'the stars will make it so' (that's how you always phrase it, even when they tell you that's not really how it works) because what else can they do? They feel kinda,, worthless.

Speaking of feeling worthless, you know who doesn't feel like that? Tulsi. Fuck this! Fuck this, she declares, because she's already lost her brother (even if Sage did come back, she still thought he was dead for 5 years, and she still lost Balsam) and her home and probably a lot of friends, so Gramme/LoS/Whatever The Fuck His Name Is can go choke on iron. Fuck that! Possessed!You tries to attack her and she kicks you in the gut and knocks you on your ass. She doesn't care if she has to tie you up and keep you in a basement for years until Felix and Rime can find a solution, she is not losing you. She will commit a war crime and she will stab Gramme in the dick.

[unabashedlyawhore]

You're Late Again

Pairing: Eggsy Unwin X Reader

Summary : Eggsy is late for date night after being on a mission. you two argue and he raises his voice at you and you start crying and it leads to sorry/ makeup sex.

Word Count: 3.9k

requested?: Yes

Warnings: explicit language, typical angst things, smut, fluff, dirty talk, oral (f) receiving, unprotected sex.

A/N: okay so this is my first angst to fluff to smut story and I hope yall like it, pls tell me if its bad. I handle constructive criticism well and would like some thx!

Eggsy was late again; you were sitting on the couch for five hours, waiting for him to come home. Date night was supposed to start hours ago. With every hour that passed, you grew angrier and angrier because he said he would be on time. actually promised that he would be.

You get that Eggsy cares about every mission, and you love that about him. You love what he does despite always being worried for his safety. But nights like this, nights where you get all excited about being near him, kissing him, seeing him smile, and hugging him. Makes you wish he didn't do what he does, so just once, you can spend an actual night with your boyfriend.

While sitting on the couch, you just look around and realize it's always like this. Every if not most nights, you're at home alone, waiting for Eggsy. Usually, end up watching a Netflix movie by yourself when it was supposed to be movie night for you two. Or when you cook dinner for the both of you, and you end up putting it up for him for whenever he comes home from whatever mission he's currently on.

You love him, you really do, but this is getting exhausting. Waiting for him when he's usually late or when he doesn't even come home for nights like this.

Whenever you finally see him, he typically apologizes and says things like, "you know how long these missions get? I tried to get home in time, but I just couldn't."

or the one he always says that hurts every time because you know he won't. "I promise next time I'll be home and on time."

You give your all in this relationship, and for once, you just want him to put one night aside for you. Put you before his missions, before him being a Kingsman, hell even before his Adidas. Just for one night. You know he loves you, but for once, you want him to prove it. That's all you want from him.

You blink and realize that you've been crying, and you decide to just call it a night, like every night. So you start to get up from the couch while sighing because you've been sitting for hours in your date-night outfit. And then suddenly, you see Eggsy come rushing in through the front door. He's wearing his usual suit and tie. Still, everything looks disheveled, like he's been running for miles while being beaten up somehow.

You look at him, and you don't know what to feel. Relieved? Because he's finally home, worried? Because he looks like he's been through a lot tonight. Sad? Because you remember you've been waiting hours for him to come home because he promised he'd be home on time. Angry? Because this isn't the first time it's happened, and you're tired of seeing this same exact situation happen every night. You don't know which one to feel mainly, but you know you feel them all.

You stand there just looking at him while he's at the door. And just when he begins to say, "y/n I'm so-" you instantly realize what you feel the most. Angry. You put your hand up, and you start to walk off because you can't even deal with this. not again for what feels like the millionth time. He rushes behind you and says, "can you just let me explain!" you don't even bother to hear him out anymore because you know him. You know it's going to be the same thing. And your heading upstairs to the bedroom.

You start walking up the stairs, and he begins to say, "I and harry went on this mission, and it was supposed to be easy.

Go in and get a chip that could potentially hold serious information. And we knew the building had security".

And he starts to do a light laugh while saying, "But it turns out it was a bit more than expected." which causes you to stop and turn around to him while on the stairs, and you just glare at him. Because you can't believe he has the nerve to be light-hearted right now.

He sees your tear-stained face and your eyes that hold so much anger, and he immediately stops his smile. You turn back around, continuing to head up the stairs. And he follows and says, "But I tried to make it home as fast as possible; I'm so so sorry y/n." you scoff because you knew it was coming; he says the same thing every single fucking time. Your just waiting for him to finish it off.

You get to the bedroom, and while walking in, he says, "y/n I promise next time ill be here and on time." you stop walking, and there it was, that was the last strike, the last thing you heard. That trigger made you remember every time he was late, every memory of having to stay home alone for hours while crying and just sitting in frustration. Every time you'd just wish he'd put you first for just one night. All of it came to you the moment he said that.

You turn around and say, "are fucking kidding me, Eggsy?" shaking your head in disbelief. "every time you do this, we plan one night, and you're always late. And you always come home and say, "baby, I'm so sorry; I promise ill be on time next time. EVERY FUCKING NIGHT EGGSY. I'm tired of this bullshit; you know how exhausting it is building your hopes up over and over and always being disappointed and left alone, huh? think about that Eggsy. Spend one fucking night being here left alone when you thought you'd spend a great night with me. It wouldn't feel too good now, would it? WOULD IT?"

You didn't mean to go on a rant, but once you started speaking, everything you haven't said to him, but you've always wanted to, kept coming out of your mouth. And saying it felt like a weight lifting off your shoulders. and yet you were still angry.

You’re staring at him, expecting him to say something because he can't just be silent after hearing everything you just said. But he has a confused facial expression, almost as if it's surprising that you've felt like this. Then it turns into anger, and he starts to say with so much disgust, "you know I try to be home as soon, and as much as possible, don't twist this like this is something I like doing to you." You can't believe that's what he says. After everything you just said, that's all he says.

You walk closer to him and say with a chuckle, "oh really, you could've fooled me by how much you do it". And the laughter immediately goes back to anger. Eggsy says, "y/n I don't know what your fucking on about. But are you serious right now? " you see he's getting angrier, and you start to step back. He continues and says, " you know what I think of when I'm on those missions risking my fucking life... HUH?" he raises his voice, and you get a bit shocked. He goes on, "DO YOU? I know I don't get back on time. Still, it's not a fucking moment when I'm away that I'm not thinking of you. It fucking kills me inside knowing your home alone, waiting for me, knowing that I'm late again and not near YOU. I don't do this shit to you on purpose; I love you, and don't you EVER FUCKING QUESTION THAT AGAIN. YOU HEAR ME Y/N"

when he raised his voice, you were a bit shocked for a minute. You didn't know what to say or do. But you instinctively backed up and went to go sit on the bed, and you didn't even see it coming, but you just start crying. He'd never yelled at you ever, he may have fussed or slightly raised his voice but never fully yelled at you, and despite what he said, it was still a lot to take in. and all of that anger you had come crashing down. And you were scared, not only of him but everything that was said, how you feel, everything in that moment scared you, and you couldn't even verbally explain how.

Eggsy immediately realized what he did once he saw you sit down on the bed and cry. he quickly tries to sit next to you and says, "shit y/n I'm sorry I don't know what I was thinking-".

But you instantly move away from him and head out of the room. You quickly go to the guest room.

You hear him sigh and say, "you fucked up again, Eggsy" while listening to what you assumed was a smack to his own head. Then he shouts empathically to you in the hallway, "y/n... I didn't mean to yell at you," but you keep walking, and you finally get into the guest room; you proceed to shut and lock the door right when he was getting close to it.

It shuts on his face; you hear him slightly hit the door with his hand and sigh. He says, "y/n, please open the door; I really fucked up when I yelled. and I know my promises probably mean nothing to you. but I love you, and I promise I will never yell at you again."

You hear him, and you can tell he's sincere, but you're not ready to open the door. Not until you clear up the whole reason you two even got into an argument in the first place. He needs to know that you can't take being left home alone again when you two were supposed to have a night together. He needs to know that you won't go through it again.

And him saying "y/n?" interrupts your thoughts. "can you open the door?" he says. And you think about the fact that telling him you won't be left home alone again would probably be better face to face. Not through a door, but instead, you say "no." he proceeds to say, "please y/n please open the door so I can see you." You say, "not until you promise and not like the bullshit ass promises you usually give me, promise me just like you did for yelling. Promise me you won't leave me home alone again for another night. I can't, and I won't take another night."

"And if you cant, you'll make sure you find a way to plan another night. And you won't be late for that one," and you stop talking because you need to hear him. You need to listen to the sincerity, or anything he says won't mean anything to you.

Then he speaks, "yes y/n, I promise that'll be home on time and you won't be left home alone again. and I’ll put you first from now on. and I'm so sorry I haven't been doing that before, I swear. " and that was it. That's what you've wanted for the longest. For him to just once put you first. And you know he means it because he can mean a promise, but to swear, you know he truly means it. And that's all you need to open the door and look at him.

Once you look at him, you see he has a guilty look on his face with a hint of regret but, most importantly, relief once his eyes met yours. And once you two look at each other instantly, you two rush to each other. And both of you passionately kiss each other like its first time and simultaneously the last. And he quickly pulls away to say, "I'm so sorry y/n," and you, while out of breath say "I know" with a smile, and you two hurriedly back to kissing each other.

Your feeling everything at the moment, sadness, happiness, relief, exhaustion, but while Eggsy kisses you, all you can feel is the heat between you two. You don't know how but while he kisses you, all you feel is this euphoric rush run through your whole body. And despite still being in the aftermath of everything that just happened, you cant stop the feeling.

The kiss is fantastic, but you need more. And Eggsy notices this and starts to move his hands and rubs them over your hips and ass. and god, does it feel good. You missed this. Nowadays, Eggsy is barely ever home, and you never see him at night. And on rare occasions you do see him during the day, you two only have quickies, never any time to do what you're doing now.

You moan a little when he goes to squeeze your ass, and that makes him pull away from your lips and say, "I don't think you've forgiven me enough, sweetheart," in his British accent. And all you can embarrassingly do is whimper. he hears it and says, "maybe I should show you how sorry I am, huh."

All you can do is rapidly nod your head yes. And when you do, he goes back to kissing you roughly and passionately. You moan at the kiss and start to desperately rub against his leg in need of friction. He pulls back and says, "slow down, baby, we've got all night and mornin', let me take care of you," and you could cum right then and there, but you held it together because you want him, you need him. And he knows that

he starts to kiss your neck while slowly beginning to take off your clothes. He's moving so agonizingly slow that you whimper trying to tell him to hurry. He doesn't care; he's teasing you. And you start to get frustrated, and you say bluntly, "stop teasing already and do something Eggsy" he looks at you and smiles and proceeds to say "whatever you say" with a smirk.

Your clothes are off, and your fully naked, yet he still has his dress shirt and slacks on. which turns you on, and all you can do is look at him while getting wetter and wetter. But what pulls you out of your horny daze is when Eggsy slightly pushes you onto the guest bed and gets on top of you. He goes to kiss you, then starts to move down to your neck, and you moan at the feeling because, god, it feels good. He moves down to your left nipple and places it in his mouth while playing with the right one in his hand.

His mouth felt unbelievable on your sensitive nipples; you could've exploded from that alone, but he stops suddenly, which causes you to open your eyes. You see him starting to kiss down your stomach, and fuck did it feel like fire every time he kissed your body.

He sits up and grabs your legs and pulls them apart roughly, and grabs one of your legs, and he starts to kiss all the way from your leg to your center while making eye contact with you the whole time. And that alone made you moan "fuck me" under your breath. he hears it and chuckles while situating his face right in front of your wet center.

You sit up on your arms because you want to see him while he's eating you out because other than him being on top of you, it's the hottest fucking sight to see. But he uses his hands to push you back down. He says, "sit back and relax, just let me make-" then he suddenly licks a stripe through your wet folds "you," he says. You barely hear him from how loud your moan was. "feel," and he licks another, "good," and then he suddenly laps his mouth on your bundle of nerves.

"ohhh shit," you gasp, barely able to breathe because he's sucking and licking what feels like everywhere on your pussy. It's like the wind is knocked out of you because, god, it feels incredible. He occasionally dips his tongue into your hole and proceeds to tongue fuck you. "don't stop Eggsy pls for the love of go-" you couldn't even continue because when you said that he placed two fingers into your cunt.

You loudly gasp because he instantly found your sweet spot. He never fails to find it. When you two first slept together, he found it so quickly it's like it was made for his fingers to always find. You can't hold on anymore; between his tongue and fingers relentlessly pumping in and out of you, your gonna explode.

He knows that and somehow picks up his pace, which you didn't even know was possible because he was going at a fast pace already. But then, right when your on the edge, he stops his mouth really quick but keeps his fingers going and says, "cum for me, sweetheart," then dives back down to your bundle of nerves.

And that was all you needed to hear to make you explode and scream his name. and you swear you see stars and went to space, but it isn't until you realize he's trying to lap up all of your juices that you come back down from your high. While he's doing it, he's careful because he knows how you are sensitive after orgasms.

When he's done, he comes up with all your juices dripping down his face, and he leans in to kiss you. And even though you're still trying to catch your breath, you kiss him back. You taste yourself on him, and it makes the kiss even sexier.

While kissing him, you notice he's rubbing against you, then he suddenly moves to kiss down your neck like he was doing earlier. You look down and see that he's hard. and seeing him hard from just eating you out makes you moan. He pulls away and sees that you're looking at his cock. He looks at you, and you look at him with pleading eyes, basically begging him to fuck you

he quickly says, "you just can't wait, can you, sweetheart?" and he goes back to kissing your neck. You moan a small "Eggsy, just fuck me" he pulls away and says "okay" with a smirk.

You didn't know whether to be scared or turned on by how he said that, but you don't care as long as he hurries up and gets inside you. he moves off the bed and starts to take off his shirt and his pants. And you thank the universe for allowing this sexy ass man to be your boyfriend.

He starts to pull off his boxers, and the moment he does, your mouth drops. Yes, you've seen his cock before, but it never fails to make you shocked and hornier than you previously were every time. His cock is standing proud and tall, and you can even see some precum leaking out of the tip.

Eggsy then goes to stroke it, and in doing so, it causes him to moan at the feeling. "bloody hell," he sighs and then tips his head back and closes his eyes, and all you can do is bite your lip and watch the sight in front of you. It isn't until Eggsy tilts his head straight again and says, "couldn't wait for me?" and you crease your eyebrows in confusion. and he points to your hand that currently is playing with your wet folds. Which you didn't even notice because you were so entranced with what he was doing.

"I guess I couldn't," you say in a playful, intimate tone. This causes Eggsy to get on the bed, get on top of you, and start to kiss you roughly. When Eggsy gets hornier, he usually gets more dominant, which you love. Then you feel Eggsy moving his cock up and down through your wet folds. and you let out a broken moan. "Eggsy, stop teasing," you say. He laughs at that and says, "if you say so."

Then you see him grab his cock and position it in front of your core. Right before he goes in, he says, "you ready?" and you say "ye-" and you couldn't even finish the sentence because he swiftly entered you. Which made you loudly gasp.

"fuuuuuck" you hear Eggsy say. Once he knew you were adjusted to him, he began to move inside your silky walls. And you wrap your legs around his back and hold onto him because you don't know how long you can last, so you need to hold onto something.

His pace starts off slow but deep, and it has you crying out. "you like that, don't you, sweetheart," he says cockily, and all you can say is "ye-sss" while struggling to get it out in between his hard thrusts.

You don't know how he does it. Still, whenever he's fucking you, he always makes sure your body knows what it's like to feel good. To feel euphoric and to make you literally go another world. You love him, you love what he does to your body, you love the way his cock fits inside of you, fuck, you love it all.

He knows your close, and he's close too, but he needs you to come first. So he reaches down and places his thumb over your bundle of nerves. and that causes you to clench down on him, and he feels it and says, "shiiit y/n."

You smile at that, but then you feel him start to thrust a bit harder. Whenever he's close to cumming he always gets rougher and starts to talk a bit dirtier, but you don't mind; matter fact, you love it.

You're getting close too, and your right there, and he keeps fucking you. While thrusting into you, he says, "I haven't been treating this pussy right, have I?" "haven't given it enough attention." He knows your right on the edge when he says that, and he knows what exactly to say to get you to explode, so he suddenly reaches down and whispers in your ear, "cum on my cock, I know you can do it."

Then you feel it, you feel your release explode within you, and your whole body stills in shock from the fireworks that just went off in your body. Then suddenly, you hear Eggsy say, "holy fuuuuck y/n," and you feel his hot release inside spurt inside you.

You gasp loudly, and you grab onto him, letting you and him settle down from both of your orgasms. He's still in you, but he's slowing his pace down. Once you both have calmed down, he slowly pulls out of you, trying to be careful due to your sensitiveness. which causes you to groan at the feeling.

He then lays next to you, and while out of breath, you say, "that was amazing," with a smile. He also replies out of breath, "yeah, and y/n, I really am sorry I haven't been here." You just shush him with a kiss, and you pull away, and you say, "I know, just don't do it again" he quickly replies, "I won't, I swear," and you smile at him, and he says "I love you," you say it back. Then you two kiss, you pull away and get out of bed and say, "Okay, let's go shower then watch sum Netflix!" and he says, "okay, but I pick the movie."

and all you do is smile because even though he was late, you love him and that'll be something that never changes

The end

[michaelsbigreddick]

red lights-M.M pt. 4

This is a little get to know your backs story type thing. It's really just a bunch of trauma dumping by the readers part and then Daredevil sharing something personal as well. I dont know if the way I'm writing this is has too much on an OC feel to it. I apologize if it does. there's three previous parts to this mini series which you can find here!

warnings: mentions of murder, guns, death, drugs and human trafficking, religion

18+ minors DNI pls and thx <3

You hung your bag on the hook next to your door, kicking off your shoes before heading to your kitchen table. There you settled into your chair and you had been building a butt cramp for the entire evening. Foggy convinced you to go back to school and study law. You didn't think it was a good idea, but he being the good lawyer and friend that he is, made you believe you were more than capable. But you still wanted to work with him, which meant it would take you longer to get your degree. You were alright with that though, now that your life was your own, you figured you could do whatever you wanted. If that meant spending years on a law degree you might not even need, so be it. You could do whatever you wanted now.

With late night study sessions and certain online courses you stayed up later than you were accustomed to. Hungry, you drove to a Mexican place that was open 24/7. It was all the way across town but you didn't mind the drive. You ordered for two. In a foolish attempt that fooled no one you said that one order was for breakfast. But really you were hoping that he would show up. And he did. Once you dug in, he had arrived.

Your door swiped open and the bell rang through your apartment. Although you were expecting him he still managed to catch you off guard.

“Expecting company?” he dropped his mask off on your couch and headed to your kitchen table where you were. You swallowed your hardly chewed food, nearly choking.

“Unfortunately.” he chuckled and poured himself a glass of water.

“Hungry?”

“Yes, actually I am.” you pulled a burrito out of the bag for him. Throught the tinfoil you felt it still warm.

“Betos?” he asked, taking the burrito.

“Only the best for you devil boy.”

You eat in near silence. Near silence only because your mind was flooding with conversation topics. It had been a while since you were this interested in getting to know someone. Eventually you give up your facade of staying on task. Anyone in your position would understand. How were you expected to get anything done with him sitting across from you?

“You know I never told you my name.”

“I've never called you by your name.” he smiled slyly. Like he knew you were thinking about this.

“So when you think about coming here, what exactly do you call me?” you shake your drink and rattle the ice around.

“Well, I think of it as going to see the siren.” You scoff, partly in disbelief but mostly from confusion. From what you knew they were ugly creatures that lured men to their death.

“What's that supposed to mean?” he pursed his lips realizing he was digging himself a whole he wouldn't be able to get out of if he wasn't careful.

“I uh probably should explain why shouldn't I?” you nod.

“Sirens, the lore is that they lured men with their beautiful voices, isn't it? The epitome of beauty, exactly what they wanted. I only meant you had a beautiful voice.” you felt the familiar heat rush to your cheeks. You take a sip of your drink and clear your voice but still feel it small.

“Oh. You can just call me y/n.” though you liked his thinking behind the nickname. It made sense, from what you knew, he hadn't seen you before. He nods his head looking pleased with himself.

“Well Daredevil is getting to be a bit of a mouthful. Is there anything else I can call you?”

“I uh, don't know if that's a good idea.” you booed .

“Alright, I'll give you a hint. It means ‘gift of god’.”

“Oh well what a hint.” he laughs at your sarcasm.

“I'm going to call you superman then.” he laughs again. He picks up his plate and motions to pick up your finished plate as well. You hand it to him.

“I'm hardly a hero.”

“If you don't want to give me a nickname you're going to have to deal with it.” he went to your couch and laid down. Nicki must have heard him from your bedroom because she came to lay with him.

You figured you had done enough for the night and joined him in the living room.

“Can I ask you a question?” That was always a loaded question.

“Shoot.”

“Why are you a paralegal, studying law part time? How, how can you even,”

“Afford it all?”

“Yea.”

You trusted him enough to be honest with him now. You may not have anything on him all together, but if you began to dig you had a feeling it wouldn't take long to find out his identity.

“I, well I suppose I should start from the beginning right?” the space between you fills with your nervous laughter.

“I was a few months into my internship. I was going to be a surgeon. I didn't know what kind yet, it was too early on then. At that time I didn't know it wouldn't matter. But I did have a particular interest in the trauma department. Maybe it was the adrenaline rush we would all get when something crazy came in. Crazy and unpredictable, I was comfortable in that.” he leaned into your direction, hands clasped together. He had a look of absolute concentration and you couldn't even see above his beautiful lips.

“So um, I had a boyfriend at the time. Also an intern. ” you could see the muscles of his jaw tighten at the mention of a boyfriend.

"I started dating him at the end of my final year of college. It was insane, the worst timing ever but he insisted it was meant to be. He was so persistent and pleasant. Anything I wanted, he was there.” you felt your stomach begin to churn at the mention of him.

“He wasn't very bright but somehow we ended up going to the same hospital. One day he started talking about going to town. ‘Seeing the city and taking a break for a day.’ As a first year intern of course I didn't want to. I wanted to be in the hospital as much as I could, to see and learn. But I gave in.” you took a deep breath.

"It was the biggest mistake of my life. We spent the day in town. I tried to enjoy it but something felt off, and by the end of the day I was cursing myself for not listening to my gut. He had drugged me. And to make it short he was working for a drug cartel. The biggest one at the time.” you didn't notice when you had started to bounce your leg, it was a nervous habit you thought you'd shaken. Once it started it was hard to stop.

“They needed an on call doctor. I never understood why they didn't get someone who was already a certified surgeon. They always said it was about building loyalty. You'd imagine they would just buy loyalty, but instead they threatened my family. After a while they let me have my phone back. When I first checked it all I saw was texts from my friends that were also interns. Nothing from my family. There they taught me hand to hand combat, how to use a gun, and even how to cook. Of course they mainly kept me around for the medical part. That I was never able to forget. They were family in a way. I was always free to leave, but why do that if you're going back to nothing? They had faked my death as well. I should probably mention that.” you laughed again, not to make light of the situation, but more because you didn't know how to go on from here. You'd never said any of that to anyone but Jessica.

“If you don't mind me asking, how did you end up in New York?” you laugh again but this time in reminiscence.

“This is actually a bit more interesting.”

“The first half was pretty interesting.”

“Trust me when I say, this part is worse.” he moved closer to you, puncturing a hole in his shape into your personal bubble.

“I have a friend. When I say this is going to sound crazy, trust me I know how crazy it's going to sound.”

“More crazy than your boyfriend human trafficking you for a drug cartel?”

“Yes.” he frowned.

“I have a friend. She's gifted, you could say, super strength. She was with this man named Kilgrave the first time we saw her. He controlled minds in some freaky way. He just ordered things and people did them. To put it short he ordered me to kill some of the people around me. Those people had also been dragged into that life. I had killed people before. There would be a lot of times where the safe houses we were at got raided and we had to get out of the crossfire on our own. But this was different, these were people I knew. And I knew I wasn't in control, but they were still my hands, it was my gun. He didn't stay there long. Just long enough to take money and leave. I shot twelve. They bled out in front of me. I remember it clearly “You, doctor, shoot your gun empty and watch each wounded person bleed to death.” you were fighting the tears back now. But you were too far in to stop.

“So I did, I shot one person with each bullet, and I watched them bleed out. The blood was pooling under all them, and I was stuck watching. I stood in the same place for hours till the last one died. After, I ran around the place playing medic. Luckily I had reached the main man before it was too late or I would've joined them. I never told anyone about me killing them.” you wiped your tears away and cleared your throat again. He moved a tissue box closer to you.

“She came back a year later. It was insane seeing her again. But she helped the new people out, the ones that replaced the people I killed. We took the money they had. It was so much, so much money. That's how I can afford everything. The apartment, throwing birthday parties, law school just for fun. Jessica calls it reparations. Anyway, she helped us all get back on our feet.” you were crying now. The things you've been trying so hard to forget, the things you liked to think you could drink away, they were out in the open, lingering in the air, in his mind.

“God I just admitted to murdering people dont you want to beat the shit out of me or something?” you tried to laugh but ended up choking on a sob midway.

He killed the remaining space between the two of you by pulling you into him. You felt him shake his head above you.

“You didn't have a choice.”

“That doesn't change the fact that I did those things.” he shook his head again. Maybe he knew there wasn't much he could say to help change your mind.

“There are times when I don't know what to do with myself. There's this anger I carry inside of me. All the time, and I feel it, here wanting to claw its way out. The more I try to push it down the worse it wants to come out. When I'm out there beating those people, I don't feel bad. I enjoy it. The worst part is that I don't want to stop.” he rubs your back in efforts to comfort you.

“That's the difference between the two of us. You didn't go out seaking it like I do.”

“That doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it. Why else wouldn’t I have left?” you sniffle between your pause.

“You say you have this anger, where is it from?” you could swear you had hit a nerve with how the rise and fall of his chest changed.

“I think it started with losing, um uh, life you know? Things getting thrown at me at too young of an age. Growing up, I didn't exactly have it easy. I'm not complaining,”

“No yeah I know. Sometimes that's just the only way you can put things. No sugarcoating.”

“Exactly… I don't think I'm sharing too much if I tell you I was an orphan at a young age. I grew up around religion, so as you are probably already assuming, they told me it was all part of God's plan. I don't, I don't understand how someone can sit around with all that power and let these people do the things that they do.”

“And that's where you come in?”

“I'm not doing Gods work.”

“It sure sounds like it.”

“What I do, God has nothing to do with.” you tear yourself away from the warmth and comfort of his arms.

“What are you saying? Do you seriously think what you do isn't good?” he faced the floor and rubbed at his chin.

“Someone doing something good, doesn't mean they're necessarily a good person.”

“There are nights where I'm less than a punch away from causing them their lives. The worst part is, that's when I feel most like myself.” the way he said those words, so full of feeling and hurt. The honest truth that you knew held the same weight to him as what you had just shared.

You get up from your seat and take his hand.

“Stay the night.”

“I shouldn't, I should really get going. You should rest. It's late.” it was always late when he was around. It was late enough to be completely sober and tell him these things.

“It is late.” you take his other hand, “Stay till I fall asleep.” he chewed on his lip undecided but he followed you to your bedroom anyway. Adjusting the pillows he laid down in an awkward position to keep his boots off your bed. But you made it work. You laid your hand on his chest and used it as a barrier between your face and his suit. Through your stuffy nose you could smell the material just barely. It wanted to smell like leather but didn't quite make it. Underneath, you could swear you could smell the mixture of his sweat and cologne. Daredevil wore cologne. Clean, and musky; warm.

You fell asleep to the sound of his steady breathing. It had slowed down so much you thought the had fallen asleep first. But when you felt him move from under you, you readjusted yourself to keep him there.

“I hope you know you're good. For having the title of the devil, you sure are an angel. You're so good.” you whisper. You turn around, his chest now against your back. He wrapped an arm around your middle and moved you towards him.

It took him a while to come back after that night. You thought you had chased him off with confessing to murder, but he assured you it wasn't that. There was an unspoken agreement on not to talk about that night, what either of you confessed nor that he spent the night. Along with that you had a spoken agreement. He couldn't tell you about the Daredevil stuff in order to protect you. But he also couldn't tell you about his personal life to protect his identity. And that would be a good enough set up for you until the night that it wasn't.

[peanut-butter-parkerxx]

Wiping his cup before drinking prank (TikTok)

Wiping his cup before drinking prank (TikTok)

Warning: kissing??

Pairing: Peter x fem!reader

Status: dating <3

Y/n POV

I was just scrolling through TikTok, sitting in peters bed waiting for him to come back from his patrolling.

*text from: lovey 🧸*

Lovey 🧸: hey y/n/n I'm getting Starbucks, want some? 🤓

Y/n: yess plssss 🥺

Lovey 🧸: okk what do you want? Ur hot drink order or cold one?

Y/n: ummm the cold one pls

Lovey 🧸: on it 😉

Y/n: thx bubs

Lovey 🧸: no problem, love

Ugh I don't deserve him, while I was waiting I organized his room a bit, he's been working really hard lately he can't even clean his room properly, so I decided to do it for him.

After cleaning up peters room I went back to his bed and kept scrolling on TikTok, until I found a video that caught my eye.

The video is about a girl wanting to try her boyfriends drink but instead of just drinking it she wipes his cup, and the boy looked hurt and confused, I really want to do this to Peter, it'll be hilarious!

So I set up my phone just below the desk, because I was sitting on the ground and waited.

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Peters POV

I just entered the elevator to my apartment with my girlfriend and i's drinks, I was so tired from patrolling and I couldn't wait to see y/n, she always makes me feel better after my morning patrols on the weekends.

DING

The elevator stopped at my floor, and I grabbed my keys walking to my door. I opened it and said:

"BABE?" while closing the door, looking for my beautiful girlfriend.

"IN UR ROOM!" She answered, I smiled gently and walked to my room

"Oh there you are" I smiled, "got your favorite drink" I said.

"Ugh you're the best!" She beams giving me grabby hands.

"uh uh uh, what's the magic word?" I ask grinning

"really?.." she says clearly annoyed (in a joking way), I gave her the 'you gotta say it I or I won't give it to you' look, "ugh...Spider-Man's the hottest avenger" she blurts out.

"actually it was "Spider-Man could beat any of the avengers ass, but that's a good one too" I say shrugging.

"hey that was never a magic word! You just want me to say your the hottest because you saw me drool over Bucky" she playfully slaps me, I just laugh and give her, her drink.

Y/n POV

So I got my drink and it tasted sooo good! Like always, I wanted to start the prank before he notices the camera, but before I ask, Peter suddenly grabs me by my hips and puts me on his lap, I look at him confused but he just had this stupid grin on his face.

"wipe that grin off your face Parker" I say, shifting in his lap to be comfortable, I just ended up straddling him.

"I missed you" says softly, which literally made me melt, he knows I can't resist his face when he does that, "I missed you too" but before I could say anything else, he puts his hand behind my neck and kisses me, his kisses are soft and sweet, and makes you feel like you never want to stop.

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Suddenly, aunt may knocks on the door, and literally in a split second Peter lifts me up and puts me on his top bunk, I don't even know how he did it, but it happened so quick i couldn't process what happened.

"heyy! i just wanted to tell you guys that im ordering pizza- why are you guys out of breath?" she asks curiously

"oh uhh, he was chasing me, because i said that bucky was the hottest avenger" i say quickly trying to make an excuse.

"oh haha well he definitely has a reason, no ones hotter than my little boy" she says grabbing his cheeks

"mayyyy!" peter complains which makes me laugh.

"anyways peter can you help me with the groceries?" may asks and both of them leave the room, i took that chance to fix the camera because it had been recording for 10 minutes now and just wait for him, hopefully i can do the prank now.

"ok sorry about that" peter barges in and flops on his bed.

"no problem, what do you wanna do now?"

"OHHH CAN WE WATCH STARWARS!" "he beams the smile never leaving his face.

"sure! but can i try your drink first? it looks really good, what is it?"

"oh uhh its just a vanilla milkshake but here try it" ok go time

i took his drink, and took a napkin from my back pocket that was secretly meant for this prank and wiped the cup. peter looked at me intently, and tilted his head like a puppy.

"what are you doing?" he asks, he looked kinda hurt and reeeally confused, i was trying not to laugh coz that would ruin the whole thing!

"oh nothing just wiping the cup" i said nonchalantly like its not a big deal.

"b-but why?" oh he's definitely hurt now, aww i cant stand him sad! no y/n keep it together

"because of germs and everything" i try to play it cool

"germs?! GeRmS" he says making fun of me "we just made out 10 minutes ago!" he says not believing me, i couldn't contain my laughter so i was giggling a bit

"i don't know its just to be safe" i shrug my shoulders

"excuse me?? you know what, come here" oh no "wha-" then peter suddenly grabs me again and kisses me sloppily, i obviously didn't want to stop so i kissed back. After a couple of seconds he pulls away, "now what happened to the GeRmS" he asks, saying 'germs' in a weird way.

"'laughs' nothing!" i couldn't stop laughing now, his face was hilarious, "it was a prank babe, im not disgusted by drinking from the same cup" i say, clutching my stomach from laughing so hard

he was relieved and happy but still annoyed from what happened "baaaaaabbe." he grumbles "i really thought you were disgusted, not that you cant be its okay if you are, but it made no sense i literally hand my tongue all of over your throat like 10 minutes ago so i got so confused! and not gonna lie, a little hurt"

"eww peter! but no im not disgusted don't worry" i pout, sitting back down and hugging him. "from now on, your only drinking from my cup" he says in a matter-of-fact tone.

"what? so i cant have my own cup?" i ask laughing.

"just for today, its payback for pranking me" he says grinning, "wait- is there a camera? WAIT THERES A CAMERA?" he says worriedly "DID IT JUST RECORD OUR WHOLE KISSING SESSION?" I laughed again, worried peter is just so funny.

"now everyone will know that nerdy shy boy peter knows how to kiss a girl" i say smirking.

"y/nnnnn" he grumbles hiding his face in my neck, at this point i couldn't even talk so i just pointed under the desk, when he saw it he looked at me like he's ready to attack.

"ugh you little-"

have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night!

-quacksonlover

[uh-oh-its-bird]

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While Todoroki is very smart (I think he was 5th in grade rankings among the class, right?) I love the hc that he's not really trying all that hard with grades. He's one of those lucky bastards who are just naturally smart, and when they get stuck on a question they usually manage to guess correctly. His father mostly focused in the phisical sides of becoming a hero, so while Todoroki cares about his grades, he's not like, really about to do as best as he possibly could - not when he's already doing pretty well.

Everyone hates him for it, he never takes notes - or when he does they look like a disaster because he doesn't know what he's doing. He does pay attention in class, or at least he does most of the time. Its hard to tell when his mind wanders because he's always so serious looking.

Bakugou fucking hates it. He studies his ass off for everything, training day and night both phisically and mentally. And when he sees Todoroki's poor excuse for notes, he takes it as a personal offense that is not to be tolerated.

With a little goading from his friends, Todoroki's frustratingly calm reply of "Why don't you just show me how to do it properly, if it really bothers you so much.", and his outrage pushing him, he ends up dragging Todoroki into a study session where he resolves to teach him how to take fucking notes correctly.

The icyhot bastard, he finds, isn't quite as bad to tutor than his other friends - not that he and Todoroki are friends, fuck that Bakugou still has standards, he swears. Todoroki knows how to take his advice and apply it correctly, his calm, sarcastic remarks are surprisingly fun to reply to, and he picks up on shit fast. He wasn't even too bad of company, once Bakugou got used to him.

Todoroki finds that Bakugou isn't that bad either- its esier to see the way his words mean well (even if they're laced with curses, insults, and shouted at the top of his lungs), when Todoroki knows he's trying to help. Bakugou is,,, really bad at communication. Possibly even worse than Todoroki is, though on a different side of the spectrum. And once Todoroki learns to look for it, he can see Bakugou trying to helo others too, in his own horribly misunderstood Bakugou way that usually just results in more, less helpful screaming. Its sort of cute, if hes being perfectly honest.

A few days into their little tutoring sessions, and Todoroki gets an approving smile/smirk from Bakugou when he shows him his much cleaner and more organized notes - and shit, he wants to see it again. It gives him a sense of accomplishment no good grade ever did, and he set his mind on this new goal.

I could probably write more but I'm tired so pls have this thx

Todobaku, amirite folks?