#but c'mon they definitelly deserved better

[messa-messilla]

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

What would be atsushi's reaction if his twin sister got pregnant with akutagawa's baby?

You bastard! How dare you disgrace my sister! (Akutagawa x fem!Reader)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy,Fluff

Format:One Shot

Warnings:Some NSFW! content

A/n: lmao i just cant stop laughing! XDDDD the idea of him getting angry over you is hillarious! this was awesome actually,i had a lot of fun writing this!

heres the first part of Akutagawa dating Atsushis twin sister if you wanna check it out :)

waking up from the feeling of being kissed by soft lips,you opened your eyes and saw familiar moon color eyes staring at you.he looked like he didnt feel anything,but if you looked at him carefully,you could see a small smile on his lips.

"good morning" you said before reaching him,planting a small kiss on his lips. he closed his eyes for a second,then looked directly into your beautiful e/c eyes.

"good morning...and thank you...for last night.it was amazing"

you smirked as the image of last night came to your mind.well...last night was definitelly something else.one of those special nights that happens rarely.

"theres no need to thank me.you pretty much did all the work by yourself"

"i know...so...how was it?"

"honestly,i passed out after the forth time"

a slight chuckle came outta his mouth,which made you chuckle back. you loved him being like this.the side of him that nobody could see except for you...

it made you feel important.

drowning in your thought,the bed moving made you come back to he real world.he quickly put on his clothes and reached his cravat,but your hand quicky took it from him and held it tightly.

"let me do it for you"

remaining silent for a second,he blinked which meant that it was ok. you stoond on your toes,tied the cravat around his neck and gave him a quick goodbye kiss.he was going away for a mission and you knew you were gonna miss him so much,but since it was his job you couldnt really do anything about it.

"just...get back soon,ok?"

touching your cheeks with his pale hands,he gave you a long,small kiss on your forhead.

"ok"

***

"c'mon Yosano sensei,it has to be the cancer!"

Yosano shook his head with disappointment and showed you the result of your test again.

"its not the cancer y/n,youre pregnant"

"but...what the hell am i supposed to do now?how am i gonna tel Ryuunosuke?"

"whos Ryuu...oh,you mean Akutagawa.well,you should have thought of this when you were doing dirty stuff with him"

"but we used protection!"

"condoms cannot prevent pregnany all the time.i think its effection is just 98%"

"whatttt?"

you started trembling,shaking with fear.you didnt know what to do. Akutagawa was comming back from his mission today.you didnt want to greet him like this...he wasnt ready for this.

"what if...he break up with me...?"

holding your hand,Yosano tried to comfort you and make you relax a little bit,

but it was not enough.

"stop overthinking, y/n.theres no point in regreting it.you have to tell him anyway.hes the father of your child,for gods sake.he deserves to know"

"but...i dont wanna push him.im afraid that he might break up with me,but maybe its better that way..."

"What the fuck!?that son of a bitch!"

Shocked,you and Yosano both looked at Atsushi who was looking at you through the door.

"you...how long how you been standing there?! what did you hear?"

"ive heard enough to know whats going on!did that bastard knocked you out and then ran away without taking any responsibility?im gonna teach that jerk a lesson!"

"nocked me out?w-what?noooo Atsushi! youve got it all wrong! its not like that!Hey!where the hell are you going?hey!wait!"

running after your furious brother who was going after your boyfriend,You left Yosano shocked,alone in the infirmary.

"Atsushi...knows how to swear?"

***

"hey!Akutagawa Ryuunosuke!im going to beat the shit outta you!"

sitting on the couch,Akutagawa noticed Atsushis yelling voice which was comming from outside of his apartment.he put the coffie mug in his hand back on the counter,quickly opened the door and looked at Atsushis face which was red like a tomato

"whats going on?"

before he knew,Atsushi was holding his cravat,ready to punch him in his face.

"how dare you do this to my sister!after all shes done for you!

"what?what are you talking about!what happend to her?"

"dont play dumb with me you little peace of shit! i knew that you dont deserve her! she deserves to be cherished!"

a slight peace of fabric came toward Atsushis neck,but stood still a few inches from him.

"hey now.i have no idea what the hell are you talking about,and dont think that im gonna go easy on you just because youre y/n's brother"

"go to hell!im going to make you pay for this! and im not gonna let you come near ...

"Atsushi wait! i still havent..."

you just got there and was trying to stop Atsushi,but your brother was way too faster.

"my sister and his baby!"

Akutagawa literally froze.you let out a deep breath while looking at your boyfriend worriedly.

"told him about the baby..."

well,shit.

ok i wanted to write more,but im exhausted!and you just wanted to see Atsushis reaction,so...

yeah.

i hope this is what you wanted and tysm for requesting baby :)

take care,

-Ash

[elenyafinwe]

What about Mito & Tsunade for headcanons? :3

Sure, thanks :)

Mito

1: sexuality headcanon

polyam and somewhat lithromantic as in she doesn't really care if her feelings are reciprocated.

2: otp

So it's again HashiMadaMito, now the tro is complete xP Mito is definitelly in love with Hashirama and knows that Madara is not really into her (but she may or may not have a litte crush on him nonetheless).

3: brotp

More like sistp with Touka. They're regularly out for a girls only night and everyone just knows to don't cross them then. They're both together an unstopable force.

4: notp

Well, I guess MadaMito if it's angsty and not my ot3.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

You fear Kushina? Fear Mito more. Her intellect rivals Tobirama's and she lets him know that. She's the only person who can put Tobirama in his place. He once tried to flex his muscles at her. He never did it again. She also created the Seal of a Hundred Strength and teached it to Tsunade.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

Boom, strong woman, ma queen, you deserved better than what canon gave you.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

What canon gave her. She's so much more than the wife of some dude! 8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll

Tsunade

1: sexuality headcanon

Demiromantiv

2: otp

I'm really boring, I go with the canon pairing. But she kinda develops a crush on Jiraiya in her later days.

3: brotp

Well, Jiraiya, I guess, as well as Shizune. I'm really boring here, haven't thought much about Tsunade yet.

4: notp

Tsunade/Orochimaru (ok, every pairing involving Orochimaru is a notp), just nope

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

For the canon version not really, but let's go a bit wild with my Butterfly Verse. I have this timeline that I haven't developed much further beyond what's there. The following spoilers heavily, but most of you will probably have forgotton this, once I come around to actually write something about.

CN death, loss of a relative for the following

Sooooo. Tsunade already dates Dan, when Nawaki dies. She's devastated and cries over the mutilated body of her little brother. Her mother, Miyazaki, and her grandmother, Mito, are with her as well as her two teammates and Saru. Suddenly Orochimaru says: "Errm, Tsunade, your eyes ..."

"What's with my eyes?"

"You ... why do you have a Sharingan?"

And just everyone in the room is like: "What the fuck???"

Until Mito breaks the silence: "Oh. Then Madara was your father, Miyazaki."

Saru is scandalized. "Mito-hime, you cuckolded Hashirama-sama?!"

Mito laughs. "No, of course not. Oh, c'mon, don't look at me so big eyed. It's an open secret that Hashirama and Madara were deeply in love with each other since, well, ever. Well, and sometimes ... we three together, you know ..."

"MOM!!", screeches Miyazaki.

Well, and that's how Tsunade discovers that she has Uchiha genes. Mirrors will be about dealing with that fact.

And then I went completely wild and thought further about it. Because, why not, it's my AU after all, I can do whatever I want with that. Tsunade's pregnant with Dan's child, when Dan dies. After his loss she cannot deal with the extra stress of being a mother and gives the child away anonymously, but kept an eye on it from afar. Therefore she knows the little boy has found a loving family with that nice Namikaze couple, that named him Minato. Jep, here he's Tsunade's child, but nobody knows about it (expect Saru, and he keeps it a secret because Tsunade wants it that way). Fast foward towards Naruto wave arc. Uchiha massacre never happens and Sasuke doesn't have his Sharingan yet. Battle against Zabuza and Haku and woopsie, Naruto awakens a Sharingan and again everyone is like: "WHAT THE FUCK!!" Just image lil Sasuke totally outraged by it, that this airhead has a Sharingan AND HE NOT. Unheared of!

Naruto calls Tsunade granny without knowing that she's his actual granny. She hates it being called like that because she knows, they're related, but simply because she's peacocky and dosn't want to be remined of her age.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

Punching annoying people in the face can be so relieving.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Queen, you really use a jutsu to conceil your age? 8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Queen