#but baekhyun is THAT idol for me y'know

[candescentkpop]

Number one pick

Baekhyun: Pineapple Slice

Baekhyun Part 1 / ∞

[synthetickitsune]

hi!! out of all the idols you stan, who would you date, fuck and marry 😋 and why! hi hi just a lil fun question im curious about

Hey~, anon - and, uh, I love you?? Thanks for asking, I spent too much time thinking abou this, and I love thinking about stuff!! I literally made excel spreadsheet for it lmao

Also I'm switching fuck for ~spicy cuddles~ (free to interpretation) because of my ace ass lol

tl;dr comprehensive version:

Date: Yonghoon (Onewe) - this is not a want, this is a need just ult things </3

Spicy cuddles: Jaeyoon (SF9) - this

Marry: Jun (Seventeen) - I can't pretend I'm normal about him anymore

Full version with all the groups under the cut because it got too long~ (and F for the groups that didn't make it in anyway)

(Also why am I never marrying my biases??? lmao...)

Ateez

Date: Yeosang - all the members keep saying he’s really innocent and ??? that’s very appealing? also I want someone who’ll make gummy bears concerts with me </3

Spicy cuddles: Seonghwa - maybe I wanna get as close to fucking a jedi master as I can or maybe I just think Hwa would be so gentle when cuddling that it makes me wanna cry, who knows

Marry: San - I just love him, ok? and he seems like a really gentle, nice guy, he's so funny and caring, and I love his cat so much tbh

EXO

Date: Chanyeol - I love him but I think he’s too high energy for me lmao and I’d feel bad I’m not as sporty + he gives me the vibes of dating for a while and then realizing it’s better to be best friends for some reason, lmao, idk but it’s very wholesome in my mind

Spicy cuddles: Lay - he’s so cute fml, also my man needs some break and we could nap together afterwards 

Marry: Baekhyun - look, I saw one vid of him being super calm and soft and making pottery and some ‘ㅋ’ cup and I’ve loved him ever since okay? also I want the fucking cup

Monsta X

Date: Hyungwon - he's besties with Jeonghan and I'll trust Hannie's judgment of character lmao

Spicy cuddles: Kihyun - look at the man, he's got me on my knees I love him and think he'd be so comfy to cuddle with?? he'd give the best headpats and backrubs??

Marry: I.M - something about his vibe makes me cry, I wanna be lonely with him </3

Oneus

Date: Leedo - a gentle giant pt. 1, and as much as I don't like kids, seeing him so soft with children makes my brain go haywire 

Spicy cuddles: Hwanwoong - he's really fun, y'know?

Marry: Seoho - he's good at everything he does and hella smart, I need a man like that lol

Onewe

Date: Yonghoon - look I've thought about this unholy amount of time and it's breaking my heart, honestly, but like Hoonie strikes me as a pretty realistic guy and idk how that would work out but I just wanna try it to make sure lmao 😭

Spicy cuddles: Harin - a gentle giant pt. 2, and I'd feel safe with him 

Marry: Kanghyun - he's just like me for real and I need someone to talk about books and space with </3

Seventeen

Date: Jeonghan - I'm very soft for this man and I love him so much but also I'd flinch every time he'd hit the stove or the door lmao

Spicy cuddles: Joshua - gentleman (? 🤨), his tiddies and arms would make me feel safe

Marry: Jun - no thoughts, head empty, kicking, screaming, crying just one chance, pls mr. wen 🥲

SF9

Date: Inseong - nothing as attractive as a smart fox-like man who's also cute and chaotic 

Spicy cuddles: Jaeyoon - look at the man I'm a firm believer in human heater Jaeyoon agenda and you know this pic? I want that 

Marry: Zuho - his cats, his gentle nature, his squishy cheeks, his cute smile... him 🤧 (Hwiyoung was a candidate n.2 but after all the clips of him talking about his family and having a family of his own, I don't think I could handle seeing a healthy and functioning family or create one T-T)

Stray Kids

Date: Han - he's cute and I just know he's the sweetest, also makes the best sad love songs

Spicy cuddles: Lee Know - make it regular cuddles and invite the cats in I just want a kitty

Marry: Bang Chan - duh. he's already got 7 kids, he can handle one more

Victon

Date: Hanse - I think he'd be a really interesting person to hang out with?? me and my weirdass vibes again, but two friends fucking around and finding out it's not working after all?

Spicy cuddles: Seungsik - look, I just think he looks like a polar bear and I want him to crush me with his love

Marry: Sejun - I can't live with the possibility he eats cereal like that and I guess the ring would add some more power to my influence lmao, also he's just neat and I love him

[leewonkyeom]

Omg wait that's actually a really good way of coming up with usernames! I kinda figured out that won-kyeom part and I was not sure about the Lee being dino because y'know there are a lot of lees in k-pop now I'll just combine k-pop idols names whenever I need to come up with new usernames!

Naurr chan 😭 but i kinda agree i think most of the carats who are in their 20s mostly see chan as their lil bro?? (Atleast the ones I have met) Or literally a child cuz most fanfics and smaus I've read about cheol and hannie they are either basically chans parents or they just bully him 💀. but I have to admit he's kinda bias wrecking Nonie these days (but he could never replace jeonghan in my heart T^T) BUT SHUA OMG he's a real fucking threat to both of us cause he did the impossible: bias wrecking Jeonghan. Like stop pls 😭😭

You have irl carat friend 😭😭 you're luckyyyy and omg comparing you to dk when he does something awful is something a friend would do lmao but hey atleast she's comparing you to the one and only SEOKMIN 🤩 a win is a win! my army friend (who also watches svts stuff sometimes) said me and hannie are really similar (y'know when we cause problems on purpose and cheat in games...match made in heaven fr 😍)

OMG YES PLS A SPIDERMAN AU 🛐 please write it if you could I'm on my knees begging (if you aren't busy ofc) i feel like this au would suit Nonie a lot (for obvious reasons) he kinda fits the loser (affectionate) nerdy Peter Parker vibes like him being the Spiderman is going to be the death of me and hear me out i think Jeonghan would also thrive in this au but he's Gwen Stacy/ Mary Jane and the reader is the spidercreature 😼 who else do you think fits in this au?

I get not watching movies often i also sort of re watch old movies again and again but If you watch the movies i recommended with your dad watch Chungking express! Fallen angels kinda has a suggestive scene (nothing too crazy but still)

Ahh thank you <33 Ida is also such a cute name!! My name is sort of a reference to the character Jolyne Cujoh

like i made this wayyy back in 2014 or something😭 and i think my og name was ohbyundae, for sehun, baekhyun and chen😭 and i've just kinda stuck with it for kpop usernames since korean names are so easy to combine and i suck at coming up with names lmao. but yesss!! it could obviously be jihoon or dk as well, but chan is who i had in mind

nooo i'm 21 and i love chan sm😭 like when they debutes i didn't think he was that hot, since he was so young. but nowadays???? man that man is ON FIRE. i'm still not over the back it up performance😭😭 literally fighting people for his pcs as well cause they're all so good. i have a few fics (wips) with chan as brother figure, but only because he's such a good brother😭😭

shua is the bane of my existence atm😭 love and hate it sm😭😭 cause he is literally perfect

well, i made her slip into the diamond life, but thirst traps on tiktoks were a lot of help as well😭 i think the shadow clip of mingyu and cheol in the rain is what got her in the end. but yess, i feel really lucky😭

exactly😌😌 i see myself in him as well so i get it. but omggg getting compared to hannie is the dream😭😭 like love him so much, that is peak !!

the way i went to my notes to write it down after i replied to your last ask... and wrote that vernon should be spider-man👀👀 but lnao shouldn't reader be a gwen stacy/mj version😭😭 i was thinking i might do a full on avengers au, with all of svt having some sort of super-power but we'll see. i have a lot of other ficd lined up first😭😭 but i would love to discuss it some more !!

the way i could straight up watch porn in front of my dad i do not think he would care 😭😭 like i'm from scandinavia so sex and whatever is really natural for us (although i only got through one episode of sex education with him in the room, mostly for my own sanity) but thank you for the heads up !!

thank you♡♡ ida is just my irl nickname, i didn't even think about coming up with an alias😭 and yes!!! omg i love jojo !!!!

[domjaehyun]

SM tends to focus on their main members (main singers, main rappers, main dancers, etc) Picking what they deem are the best trainees and putting them to work from day one. I think if the company paid as much attention to the other members and actually HELP them from said trainee days, they'd truly be equal. Take Baekhyun who didn't stop taking vocal lessons, by his own choice, bc he knew he could always be improving his singing instead of just simply saying "I have perfected my craft." SM needs to find a balance to continue to work WITH their artists without you know,,, actually overworking them *cough* Mark, Haechan and Taeyong *cough*

oop well that negates part of my point from the last ask i answered sjfjdjd i am not surprised baekhyun took vocal lessons !! but no you’re absolutely right they find ppl and go “what’s your Thing?” and if the person Knows Their Thing then they tend to just have that person stick to that for the most part sjfkskd but if the person DOESN’T know their thing then i feel like SM’s strategy is to start just kinda throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks sjfjskfkd which initially could work !! (as you might have expected by now,,, more under the cut sfgjdk)

like i am in full agreement with you djfjsjd i think that if trainees enter the company, regardless of if they already have/know Their Thing, they should be receiving coaching/guidance/classes on each of the areas of talent (singing, dancing, rapping, and… acting? idk what they do sjfjskdkd) bc like . didn’t mark audition as a vocalist……. and now he’s like . THE main rapper…… like if they just took him at his word and they’d never explored his rapping abilities…… they would have done the world a great disservice !! also let’s not forget that ppl have said that haechan did really well in rapping in his trainee days!!

like it is not super common to have like genuinely well-rounded, like, “ace” idols and i think that’s partially because of the fact that agencies (i’m specifically talking abt SM rn, but i’m positive there are other agencies guilty of this) don’t rly seem to express much interest in developing their trainees/idols past their most prominent talent ig? like tbh? when i think of “aces” in kpop, i think of …wait pause …ykw is so interesting? i immediately thought of jonghyun and taemin from shinee… maybe also key? but i don’t even… listen to shinee… i think i was partially influenced by ppl around me but i also do know that just from what i’ve seen from both of them, they’re exceptionally talented!! (gonna be real though i don’t believe i’ve heard them rap so i can’t rly judge that)

but like?? if i had to name members of NCT that come closest to like “aces” to me, i’d say haechan (singing, dancing, performing, and based off what other ppl have said abt his rapping, i might say rapping too, but i feel like it’s not rly fair to say when i haven’t seen for myself, y’know?) and maybe ten (singing, dancing, performing, and also i feel like . the more “rap” like parts i’ve heard him do before were very well done to me so… tentatively, i could throw rapping in there, too, but i feel like . that’s, again, not rly a fair point bc i haven’t heard much of him rapping) and if i’m not naming someone you think is an “ace” in NCT then i sincerely apologize but (1) i am not thinking too hard abt that particular thing rn (2) you and i might not agree on what criteria we'd use to consider someone an "ace," which is totally okay!!

but yeah no i totally agree also bc like . realistically . i feel like they aren’t preparing for the longevity of their groups v well… like… if they're not prepping the younger members to fill any gaps the older members will leave when they go to enlist, then they're prob gonna see a drop in performance/success y'know?

but yeah gjsfdkl i feel you entirely like . i rly do think they'd find it more beneficial to their business too, as well as potentially more enriching/exciting for the idols, if they encouraged their idols to try new stuff and hone their talents in as many areas as possible!! esp bc like . both haechan and taeyong are gonna have to enlist eventually... so . what do they plan to do then............. dfkjgsjkld anyway . yes i feel you we are on the exact same page bestie

[sehuns-husband-blog]

Suho/Junmyeon x Male Reader - Donald Trump

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Warning: Mild swearing, suggestive elements.

Your (eye color) eyes fluttered open to the sight of your handsome- secret- boyfriend, Junmyeon, or Suho, as many of his fans called him.

Junmyeon was the leader of EXO, a K-pop band who many call South Korea's pride and ambassador. In fact, the poor gay had to shake hands with the orange that runs the United States of America- where you're from. The look of horror on his face when he received the call was hilarious- but you did feel bad for him.

You smiled and chuckled at the thought.

Junmyeon raised an eyebrow and sat himself up against the fabric headboard of your bed, sheepishly asking, "what are you smiling about?"

"You met the one and only Donald Fucking Trump." You laughed, looking up at his beautiful chocolate eyes.

The idol cringed, "Don't say that man's name in our bed. Ever again," he yawned and added, "or even in my presence... or... just don't say it. Call him a fucking cheeto."

"A cheeto?" You snickered. "I like that."

"And I..." Junmyeon rolled himself over so he was on to of you, "... like you." He finished his declaration of upmost affection by kissing you on the forehead.

"I," you kiss his forehead, "love," you kiss the tip of his cute nose, "you," you finish by kissing his lips.

Junmyeon smiled warmly, "(Y/N)... I love you too."

"That's good..." you smirked, "because now... I'm going to tickle you!" You laugh and push him off of you, onto his back. You find yourself on top of him and tickling every inch of him.

"(Y/N)! (Y/N)! Stop it!" Junmyeon complained in between ridiculous cackles.

"Never!" You laugh like an evil pirate and continue tickling your boyfriend.

The laughter filled the room so loud, that neither of you heard the doorknob to Junmyeon's room twist.

"(Y/N)! Pl..." Junmyeon trailed off as he seemed to have locked eyes with someone.

"Junmyeon?" You question, and then follow his gaze.

Holy shit.

It was Baekhyun. Another member of EXO, staring at the two of us, half naked due to the activities that took place last night. Oh, and me straddling Junmyeon. You quickly got off him.

'Thank goodness we put on our boxers after that...' You thought, biting the inside of your cheek.

"Junmyeon-hyung..." Baekhyun trailed off.

"Baekhyun-" "No, hyung," Baekhyun shook his head, "its fine. I won't tell anyone."

"Both things?" Junmyeon inquired, his face as red as a strawberry.

"Yeah. Both." Baekhyun smiled, and exited the room.

You and Junmyeon lock eyes and each take a heavy breath, each of you about to say something until the door bursts open again.

Thankfully it was just Baekhyun again.

"Junmyeon-hyung! I forgot to tell you, we have a fanmeet today." Baekhyun panted.

"Oh- thank you. I'll start getting ready." Junmyeon replied.

Baekhyun just nodded and left.

You and Junmyeon lock eyes once again and awkwardly smile at each other.

"Junmyeon... you should make sure to dress modestly today." You smirk and crawl closer to him.

"Huh- why..?" The idol pondered for a moment, "Oh! Yeah I probably should..."

It was silent.

"We could try covering them up with makeup, if you think it'll be too hot, since its summer, y'know." You offer instead.

"Oh my god!" Junmyeon gasped, "Baekhyun saw them..." he whined and sulked.

"He knows you're mine, then."

"Fuck you." He playfully slaps your arm and pushes you over onto your back.

"Yes please." You laugh, throwing the silky bed sheets over the two of you.