#but apparently only usamericans were voting...

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What we learnt this year in this blog:

That Independent colonies gained independence thanks to it's colonizers

How to do reaserch when proving your point 101 by racist&mysogynistic weirdos

There are blancos oscuros, "Dark whites" grey ?) Ppl amongst us

Uruguay has in fact a mascot (a sky blue duck) only it missed the Russia world cup because he threatened a sports commentator so he was imprisoned briefly

South America definitely ended it's friendship with FIFA and eagerly awaits for Copa America

That RAE dictates our lives and is holier than the Santo Grial when deciding how the Spanish Language is written or spoken

Brazil's pizza (and gastronomy in general) is like living in a parallel dimension, like that feeling you get on a cloudy, Sunday evening

Gringos are still gringoing

How annoying despacito managed to get in the hand of the yanquis

Seriously annoying

Tampons vs pads discourse? What even is that tho...

Latine countries Hogwarts house/ MCU characters discourse

A lot of discourse

Brazilians are passionate with their biscoito/bolacha discourse and canarinho

That the world cup ended two weeks earlier

VAR...is bullshit

And so is RAE

Shakira >>>>>>>>>> the Beatles, 100% scientific evidence

Asides from having bland ass food, another dietary requirement of gringos this year included soap and detergent

Almondiga, toballa, furro and vedera are valid but not inclusive language and neutral pronouns

Porn bots

It didn't go home

We had terf gringas and even a Welsh 30 y.o man trying to explain to us, latines, why OUR feminist movement is radfem

This is so sad, alexa plz don't spy on me

Apparently a usamerican that took a 3 months course in Spanish knew more about my culture than myself

Rabies are in now??? And a kink???

Some heathens believe pururú is a valid way of calling popcorn (it's pororó at the most)

Worse even, traitorous uruguayans overseas are calling pop "palomitas" (your uruguayan cards are revoqued by the way)

The yanqui voting system is.....really bad and fucked up....like really, a nightmare

Political systems are burning to the ground in Latin america

And we're definitely all voting left next year least we end up with a Bolsonaro

Apparently the dollar CAN and WILL rise thrice in a week :)))

Only 100 companies in the world are the cause of 80% of the emissions of green house gases

How more enjoyable and extra latine Christmas is in comparison to others

And weddings

And futbol

There were like 2456 royal weddings and pregnancies and still ppl follow and adore those embodiments of imperialism and who are only living by stealing from the common people

Colonialism was "not that bad" and happened "a long time ago"

Latin history for morons.......need I say more? What a mess......

Some ppl like Arjona??

During the world cup this year Germany did wall "jokes" against Mexico, England did cocaine "jokes" at Colombia and they also filled twitter with racism against Colombians

Speaking of colonizers and futbol, copa conquistadores had it's first match ever in Spain yay congrats.......

Female presenting nipples

Porn bots epidemy made apple delete Tumblr from their store so staff finally got it's shit together and cleaned the site.....for a moment all was well.....but then turned into the titty prohibition and dumb shit was being flagged

Like seriously you get flagged and you get flagged EVERYONE GETS FLAGGED EVEN TUMBLR OFFICIAL POSTS AND ADS GET FLAGGED it's equality!!

Copa conquistadores launched amazing merch were they merged both rival teams into a single scarf, dumbest idea after the guy who wrote female presenting nipples

G20 happened and it gave us amazing pictures of the world leaders/destroyers behaving like toddlers

Lots of bad political decisions (seriously bad...)

Once again we don't know what's going on in Paraguay and Ecuador, their silence is deafening.....

Chile suffered more bullying than ever (un minuto de sileeenciooooooo.....)

The Brits stole Mate.....maybe they got confused and thought it was their "mate"? (May-t)???? Anyways just another reason we want them gone from this world lmao

The missile crisis of Hawaii was this year like....how is that possible??

What is this post about Carlisle Cullen conducting an anal test with his cold hands???

How everything is fuckable and there's a kink for everything somewhere in this hellsite