#but anyway the dogs arent the point

[cosmobrain00]

ive said this bfr kinda but one thing abt owl is he may actually be an asshole, but he’s an asshole with points. important distinction

[coloursofaparadox]

>:[

[twincest-ship-of-the-day]

Pinkie Pie and Marble Pie from my little pony: friendship is magic? :0

i've queued them!!! <3 <3 <3

[pwnyta]

LMAO So after associating Ivo and Stone with owls and swallows I decided to make more fantasy/medieval vibes outfits for the D&D Stobotnik AU...

Honestly I should just make them my own characters at this point.

Anyways... Its so hard to find SPECIFIC century clothing references so... I tried for 14th century but it is what it is... and what it is is FANTASY. I went with Lebanon(/MENA) for obvious reasons and Russian because... Ivo Robotnik SOUNDS kinda Russian(?).

NGL old MENA clothing/weapons/aesthetics are fucking gorgeous. I was gonna say why arent there more cool fantasy things based on this region but I know why... LMAO Waste of some gorgeous artistry tbh.

So like their costumes are based on like old Lebanon and Russian clothing plus bird themes.

Also wanted Stone to kinda keep a suit look but thats kinda out the window with how flowy and decorative the fashions in that region was... giving Stone some blades even tho in the movies he doesnt really have a weapon and if he did itd likely be a gun... HE HAS A GUN TOO. Doc made it for him. But damn if those curvy Yatagan sabres arent cool as fuck and theres this one reference I got with a dude who had a like scabbard of two of his blades that I used as a reference for the swallow themed sabre scabbard with the blades crossed inside to make the shape for the Swallows tail. RIGHT? Sick.

And Im gonna have to go with a higher saturation of color for Ivo despite the Great Horned Owl being brown Im gonna go with more reds... but I think its fair. Brown is just desaturated dark red and orange anyways. Honestly and the owl eyes on his robe to replace the little circle on Robotniks coat kinda makes him look like an Owl Butterfly too. Dog, WE ARE VIBING. Maybe I should make Ivo a Swarmkeeper Ranger too even tho I dont think thats a viable build with Artificer Artillerist... but the swarm is his weird little bots he makes... and like when his bots arent in the movies they look like bugs too..

On the opposite end Im gonna stick with dark/desaturated purples/blues/black for Stones despite a lot of the clothing refs bein really light/bright (probably cuz its fuckin hot in the regions) so hes kinda ninja-y too. But he is an Assassin Rogue/Gloomstalker Ranger so....

This is SUPER undone but like.. its fine right... I got excited. I like birds. And D&D...

And Stobotnik...

[marvelous-bamf]

in honor of (its looking like) frank castle in born again episode 3, id like to revisit the beloved "punisher chains daredevil to the roof so they can have a moral debate" scene because i do think theres a couple of things that get glossed over

1. frank's line of "You know my moment of clarity came from the strangest of places... what the hell kind of name is the Devil of Hell's Kitchen, anyway?". the punisher was inspired by daredevil! hes technically one of the "devil worshiper" copycats. its why matt feels responsible for the punisher and by extension every person hes killed.

2. if frank had just wanted daredevil out of the way, he could have much more easily just left matt for the cops when he passed out. but he didn't want daredevil arrested or dead, just out of his way for a bit while he killed the dogs of hell.

the whole "tape a loaded gun to his hand and force a moral dilemma" thing was definitely not the original plan. matt just managed to piss him off so bad that frank said "actually FUCK this guy" and pressed pause on his entire plan just to go kidnap grotto

3. all "so why did frank do all that, was he just horny?" jokes aside. the moment that frank decides to go off script? it was when matt called him unhinged and insane. that's what made him blow up, probably because it's something he was afraid was true

to me the entire grotto thing was frank saying "i'm not crazy, because even your self righteous ass would make the same decision in my circumstances. you arent better than me". thus the "what kind of choice is that?" and "the kind i make every day" lines.

i don't think it was as much about forcing matt to kill, necessarily, but more about self justification and proving a point using a guy's life as an object lesson. this feeds into why frank doesnt try to force matt to kill again and in fact discourages him from it.

in conclusion: god damn am i excited for these characters to interact again.

[hitomisuzuya]

HIII SUZUUU first time requesting kind nervous lol. For once finally ur requests are open when I'm up 😭 I've been thinking abt scummy scara way too much lately like literally basically imagine just going on a cute date with him only for him to fuck you dumb the second u guys arent in public 🤭🤭🤭

Scaramouche x fem!reader. Scummy Scaramouche. Smut. Edging. Teasing. Degradation. Some date fluff. Reader is hinted in having a metal allergy cause I am allergic to gold jewelry.

Have I said how much I love when requests are worded like this 😳😌 No one should feel nervous requesting from me. 🥺

It was no secret that Scaramouche was a trust fund baby. And the one thing he liked to do with that money is spend it on you. He has to spoil his precious girl, after all.

If there was a cute stuffed animal you looked at for even a second in passing, it was yours. You wanted a book, he bought the whole series for you. You commented on how pretty a piece of expensive jewelry was, he bought it without hesitation. Especially if it was silver. Your skin was finicky about certain metals.

Scaramouche thought silver was prettier, anyways. Not prettier than you. How dare a metal even consider coming close to you.

He always touching you in some way as you walked. An arm around your waist, holding your hand, even sitting down somewhere he had his hand on your thigh. You were taken, damn it, and he needed to make the perfectly clear to anyone who looked.

"Scara, you've spent enough money on me already," You fretted, making him chuckle as he stopped in front of a lingerie boutique in town.

"Nonsense, I insist," Scaramouche replied. Oh yeah, he always insisted. Especially if it meant picking out lingerie for him to rip off later.

God, just picturing how you would look in the lacy black, blue, and purple lingerie to picked out for you was starting to make his cock twitch. "If you need any help, I can come in with you," He said, wishing the changing room door had some kind of keyhole.

"No, Scara, it's okay. I can manage," You said, blushing from how enthusiastic he sounded about helping you put everything on.

That wasn't the point. He needed to see how you looked in them. His imagination was starting to drive him a little crazy. His fingers were shaking with need, and the anticipation of getting his hands on you.

Even the lady behind the counter was starting to give him a stern look. He probably looked something like a dog frothing at the mouth.

With many bags in hand, back you headed with Scaramouche to his dorm. No sooner were you a few steps from it, he was making you drop bags right in the hallway, pushing you against the wall. His hands roamed greedily over your body, biting at your lips as he kissed you.

"Mmmm~," He purred, hooking his fingers through your panties, "you wore the one I hoped you would out of the store." He could hardly wait when you had given him only a price tag to take up to the counter with everything else.

Throwing open his dorm room door, Scaramouche stumbled inside with you, his lips never leaving yours. His hands pawed at your clothes, standing behind you in front of his mirror so he could watch himself remove the lacy purple lingerie. "Purple always looks so pretty on your skin," He kissed and bit at your shoulder as he unhooked your bra, groping your breasts before tugging it off.

Guiding you over to his bed, he pushed you down on it, spreading your legs as he licked a long the inside of your thighs. You squirmed, his spit rolling down the inside of your thighs to soak against the fabric.

"Ha, getting wound already. What a needy slut you are," He purred excitedly, hastily tugging your panties off. His eyes drank in your form spread out before him, just as hastily taking off his clothes. "Can't wait for me to fuck you dumb on my cock, hm?"

You whimpered, grinding needily against him as he pressed the tip of his aching cock on your clit. It sounded so fucking sweet to him that he had to hear it over and over again.

Scaramouche groaned every time he heard you whimper, relentlessly teasing the tip of his cock against your entrance. The way you squirmed on desperation, your walls fluttering and clenching around it was a drool worthy sight to him. His mouth said as much, drool dripping down onto your chest.

"Scara, please, put your cock all the way in me. I can't take much more," You pleaded, reaching down to grasp his cock to try and urge it inside of you. "Cum inside of me."

That sent him feral. Folding your body, and throwing your legs over his shoulder, his slid his cock slowly inside of you. Groaning, he cursed when his cock rested against your sweet spot. Pulling out to the tip, he slowly pushed himself back inside so he could feel your walls clench tight around his cock as he bottomed out again.

Every thrust made you see stars, your eyes rolling closed. Wrapping your arms around him, you clung to him. Scaramouche was determined for the entire campus to hear how good he was fucking you.

"Fuck, look at me when you cum, slut," Scaramouche hissed, pounding himself inside of you, his entire body quivering, his cock throbbing with his approaching orgasm.

Your eyes snapped open, tears welling in them as his lips captured yours to swallow your moans. He bit at your lips, pulling away when your legs started to tremble in pleasure.

"Scream it, whore. Who's fucking you this good, hm?" Scaramouche pushed your legs farther up towards your head, his husky moans only rose in octave as he drove he cock deeper inside of you.

"Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Scaramouche!" The way you chanted his name like mantra, your release flooding around his cock made him cum suddenly inside of you. He left his cock resting deep into your sweet spot, his warm cum ribboning inside of you. You felt every throb of his cock.

Panting, Scaramouche pulled out of you after a few long minutes of feverishly fucking his cum back inside of you. Rolling off of you, he latched one of his lips around your nipple, sucking on it as he scooped some of his cum onto his fingers.

Your back arched off the bed, gasping when he rubbed and hooked his fingers over your sweet spot. You still hadn't entirely come down from your orgasm.

Scaramouche only wanted to continue to make his precious girl feel as good you made him feel. By cumming again all over his fingers.

[beevvy]

Guys

I was thinking up some dark world forms for the lu cast and came up with some good ones plus backstory and reasons supporting my choices

I wanted to keep them all as mammals for the continuity (legends bunny and twi's wolf are both mammals) and its just easier to create limitations for myself to be more creative!

((and i tried to pick animals that existed in their original games,

But some games ( zelda I & II, I'm looking at you ) didn't really have any passive animals to choose from, so i'm following this rule only for some/most of them))

here are the results: ( warning: very long)

Twilight:

Wolf

(kinda obvious, no explanation needed)

Legend:

Pink rabbit/hare (he seems more rabbit/hare then bunny in my mind?) but i thought, what if i had to choose a realistic animal?

I think he would still be a rabbit, but an albino rabbit, his eyes red and with white fur, at least thin enough that you can notice a little pink from his skin to have a slightly visible pink-ish hue.

Time:

(ghost?) Wolf; i think being a ghost wolf after death, he probably still have the same form when he was alive too?

he never uses it in any game he's in (like Oot or Mm) other then Twilight Princess (taking place after he died)

I couldn't find any better leads or clues suggesting any other form, so I'll stick with this, maybe for a realistic animal he would be some kind of like timber wolf ( just a big kind of wolf) that is a golden/ light brown colour with white underbelly.

Hyrule:

(the idea that created this list in the first place...)

Sheep!; the sheep would have brown wool like Rulies hair, (my hc is his hair is curly, or at least wavy, like a sheep, but anyway) he's innocent and quiet like a sheep, and the main selling point: the blood of a lamb. Lambs blood was often used in (very) olden times, on an altor as offerings to God.

(also link in these games was originally religious ( specifically Christian), and the lamb is a religious symbol( Christian at least))

Hyrules blood is sought after by Ganons underlings as a way to resurrect Ganon, using hyrules blood as an offering / way to resurrect ganon, the reincarnation of a god, in a ceremony on an altor.

Wind:

Winds animal was a harder one to choose because there arent much mammals in his games, other than the ones you dont see but are mentioned or hinted at existing still even after the great flood.

Cats, think about it, he makes those cat meowing noises when hes stalking that girl at night in Wind Waker., so they must exist for him to know what meowing is ( there might actually already be a cat in one of his games but i never played phantom hourglass (😭) and haven't seen any in my playthroughs of Wind Waker)

Supporting facts to back up my reasoning: He was taking a nap during the day, even if it was his birthday. Big black eyes that are vaguely cat-like, and just the generally goofy feeling i get from him in-game and especially LU. ( HES SO SILLY AND CUTE AND AAA-)

Wild:

Highland Fox; sometimes people chose a deer for his dark world animal form, while i think it fits, i wanted his form to have more resemblance to Wolfie (who is in Botw, as a companion) sort of a cool representation of his mentor/guide?

Foxes and distinct enough but also close enough to fit the bill of 'close enough' (and foxes are more on the dog/wolf side than cat side, apparently)

Also, highland foxes exist in Botw + Totk, and the bright orange of their fur is similar to Wilds blonde hair, in its bright, almost unnatural boldness, opposite the lush green of the landscape.

Warriors:

Lion; fights in groups, lion mane is like his blue scarf, golden fur is like his hair, you know that like personified stereotype that lions are egotistical and self centeredness? reminded me of him.

sorry for the short answer, i don't know much about Wars, never played *any* of his games (😭😭😭) so I'm just going of LU, and the majority of what people portray him as in the fandom ( I DON'T OWN ANY OF HIS GAMES NOOO-)

Sky:

Remlet; Sky seems to like them, their native to his home, Skyloft, and they nap all day. They are cute and cheerful, and when their angry, they can be vicious and frightening, like Sky.

Realistic animal: Siamese, they share lots of similarities with remlets, their light brown and dark chocolate fur match and the bright round eyes are identical to a remlets.

Four:

i would've chosen Picori, but thats not really an animal, thats a whole race of small centient beings! so I'll have to go with a chipmunk.

Small, lives in forestry, multiple different colours, has a tail like minish, dexterous small hands good for holding things, smart, agile, and similar in shape to Minish.

woah. just let my acoustic ahh ramble for a second there.

[w0rmm1lk]

Hiiii

Can I request a Bakugo (Cuz let’s be honest, he is FINE AS HELL) x gn! Reader who’s very socially awkward?

Like, if anyone they don’t know tries to talk to them they’ll just be like🧍‍♂️and give them that classic awkward smile

yes!!!! i relate to this reader sm and also I 100% agree bakugo is so fucking fine like??????? he's a fucking 2d character from a style where theporportions arent even based on humans, he has unmanaged anger issues and will fucking explode and not in the joking sense and yet????/ like whoever made hi design TEL ME YOUR WAYS. he's so fucking pretty. but also as much as I love him jeanist did him so fucking dirty with that hair. jeanist looked at *THAT* and really said "I can fix him"??? bitch don't fucking fix him I like the explosive pomeranian bitch. but like that one scene when he was making fun of todoroki during the provisional license extras classes like bro I was watching with my siblings and had to aggressively hold back a fucking screach noise. AND I STILL DO WHENEVER I WACTH IT. he's a fucking anime character who is so damn unhealthy but if you cant tell by the length of this, I fucking love him.

reader: GN

characters: bakugo katsuki

summary: reader is a very much not people person so how the fuck are they dating bakuhoe out of all bitches

warnings: swearing if you couldnt tell. anxiety, mentions of anxiety attacks. bakugo being a bitch.

💥- okay honestly, first day? didnt even know you were in the class.

💥- this mf too focused on beating everyone up to notice you.

💥- was forced to acknowledge you when you kiri and bakuhoe were in the same area during the usj attack.

💥- after yall beat the shit out of some ppl you were sweating a ton but not bc you just fought some bitches.

💥- your ass was panicked af, not only are you shoved in a small space with two extroverts, you're also being exxesivley complimented by Kirishima bc you punched someone and along with that the fucking usj is under attack.

💥- it was very obvious you were panicking tbh.

💥- like bakuhoe at this point doesnt give a shit about other peoples feelings at this point but even he could tell.

💥- you were just standing there with you r arms pinned to your sides staring into the distance as Kirishima was obsessing oever how you beat someone up.

💥- after the usj he started to notive you more often.

💥- he noticed hpw evenn when the whole class was close with each other, you were still extremely quiet.

💥- he noticed how awkward you were even when talking to your friends.

💥- he noticed how youd speak up if your friends were being rude to you but the moment someone like monoma said something you just shut down.

💥- he even noticed how panicked you were when you learned about the internships.

💥- during the sports festival you both fought one on one, that's when he truly noticed how awkward you were.

💥- like bro was beating the shit out of you while yelling shit like "say something damnit!"

💥- honestly even though he wouldve won anyways, the round ended faster due to your panic with him yelling n shit.

💥- bro was thinking about it more and was like "damn. but like why were they kinda cute."

💥- first thoughts?

💥- immediete denial.'

💥- bakugo thought his time would be something like loud and outgoging, someone whos super confident.

💥- then saw you who was about to have a fuckinh panic attack and was like:

💥- i want that one.

💥- honestly ur crush on him was not obvious at all, you were just your normal panicky self but this time with slightly more blush.

💥- honestly you guys didnt get together until someone had to word it to make it seem like they were challenging bakugo to confess.

💥- will fight someone for you.

💥- monoma insulted you? 3 days of house arrest for bakuhoe.

💥- someone judged you? explosions.

💥- cashier looked at you wrong? banned from the convenience store for the next 6 months.

💥- congrats on your new scary dog privledges.

💥- mf so fucking protective tbh

💥- its not that he doesnt think you cant fight for yourself, he knows you can beat anyone to a pulp. i mean like- you're in the hero course for gods sake man.

💥- more in the sense of, distant jealousy. you wont know he's jealous, but whoever is talking to you thats making him jealous will know.

not my best work but i wanted to type something lol.

[talon-dragonbeast]

hi! can you talk more about the significance of the biological concept of species? I'm a nonhuman who currently believes that species can't exactly be interpreted the way gender is, but I lack the vocabulary and knowledge in ecology to properly communicate that lol, so I thought I would ask you as an alterhuman in science! no worries if you don't feel like answering this ask :3

ooh i can definitely talk about that, yeah!! i was meaning to make a post like this since forever, so thanks for giving me the excuse!

so, i want to begin by emphasizing that species identity is a very real concept that should be always respected. of course, im an otherkin myself, so i dont think anyone ever doubted it in the first place, but i wanted to make myself clear anyways. species-diverse folks are the species they say they are, regardless of ones own beliefs. if a dog therian says theyre a dog physically, i believe them. if someone who looks like a human to me insists theyre not human at all, i believe them. if someone tells me, an atheist, that theyre a god or an angel, i believe them. and if someone says they can transform into a unicorn-dragon-zombie with robot wings through fucking magic, i believe them. so, now that that is clear, lets begin.

traditionally, species were classified based on their morphological characteristics, that is, their physical appearance. while this method was effective at first, it quickly became too unreliable (as evidenced by the many bird species that look almost the same, and dog breeds that, despite their physical differences, belong to the same species), so scientists began categorizing species based on their reproductive compatibility, specifically whether they could interbreed and whether their offspring were fertile. so, for example, iguanas and monitor lizards are incapable of interbreeding (different species), whereas donkeys and horses can produce mules, which are sterile (different species, same genus). finally, dogs and wolves can interbreed and they produce fertile offspring (same species, Canis lupus). nowadays, we classify species via phylogenetic analysis, which looks for similarities in DNA chains, though this method also presents its own problems as described by @nisaetus-nerd in this post.

now, why is species identity different from gender identity? well, for starters, species is more akin to biological sex than to gender. aside from the fact that the majority of the population takes species identity to be some kind of hilarious joke, species, just like sex, has some physical characteristics that (for now at least) cannot be changed. the category that we know as sex is actually a combination of chromosomes, reproductive organs (internal and external), external characteristics, hormones, (not relevant to humans but) pheromones, and reproductive cycles; similarily, species is a combination of many things, including DNA, physiology, morphology, diet, ecology, and behavior, among others.

its also important to point out that within the different sexes that exist in the human species there arent that many variations from one another; humans dont actually have a ton of sexual dimorphism (at least compared to freaks of nature (affectionate) like birds of paradise) and many of the differences between sexes that society highlights don't actually exist (think "female brain vs. male brain"). sex, at least in my opinion, isnt that important outside of reproductive health, so not many problems arise from simply throwing it out the window.

meanwhile, we do use species for a lot of things! as a vet in training, this is especially important when treating different animals; you wouldnt use the same drugs for a dog as you would for a horse, nor would you give the same food to a cow as you would to a pig. species are too different from each other, especially the further down the phylogenetic tree you go. you can actually use similar drugs for a dog and a human being, because we evolved together and have a similar physiology, but the same cant be said about chickens. most mammals heal their bones in a similar way (only difference i can think of, aside from the drugs, is the fact that you have to protect the bandages so they dont rip them off), but when it comes to, say, a bird of prey, thats an entirely different story. not to mention bees! they dont even have bones!!

(species have other uses outside of health of course, thats only what i specialize in. someone who studies ecology, or zoology, or genetic engineering, or any other field of biology would give you a different answer than mine. this is only my point of view, which i admit is kind of limited)

so! to wrap up this extremely long post, i want to stress once more that we need a term to express the experience of species identity, similar to how gender is discussed in transgender communities. species identity is not the same as biological species, and its crucial to be able to freely describe this experience with our own vocabulary. the way things are, biological species is too important of a concept to dismiss its meaning entirely, which is why we often face ridicule and skepticism when discussing it outside of alterhuman circles. the way we define "species" in our community (in which species = identity) is quite different from how most people usually understand the term (in which species = biology), and i think this misunderstanding is in part what leads to doubt when we talk about our experiences with others. so by changing the way we talk about species identity, we could get more people to understand what we really mean, instead on assuming based on the words we use.

[aychama]

I really can't wait for more of this story to come. The direction it's taking is interseting so far and especially the rival spouses- THE JEALOUSY. I enjoy reading your comic and the angst that's coming towards us like freaking tsunami at some point.

Im really curious about few things tho:

1- Since some animals show instincts (Narinder purring / Lambert's bull anger), do some people hibernate/sleep in winter? Do bat-folk sleep during night and wake up during morning?

2- Does your world has those lesbian lizards? Like, the female only species?

3- Who is Mystic Seller in your au?

4- Will we see Forneus at some point? 👀

5- Your characters are mostly anthropomorphic but how does fish folk work?

Sorry if i asked too many. I'm just curious :^ Hope you have a great day :D

(Bide sey, dipnot gibi, bazen buraya daha fazla yazmak istiyorum çünkü gercekten hikayeni severek takip ediyorum ama bokunu çıkartmakta istemiyorum. Acaba sürekli yazsam rahatsız mı olursun diye :p)

Thank you so much!!! Eheh boy do I have things planned with Chelsea and Theo...

I reveal a lot of my plot on my twitch streams btw :3c

Anyways lets answer!

1- Since they are all really human looking (although i should design more animal-folk) I think giving them animal like behaviours would balance some stuff right? But lets add human elements to it!

So only the wealthy or people with relaxed jobs (like artists, musicians etc.) would get to hibernate, while the common folk needs to work. But I feel like most would be understanding of certain speacies becoming less active during those times!

2- All kinds of animal folk could exist in this world. But those from the arctic and the desert only live in Kallamar's kingdom because they come from outside the 5 kingdoms with ships.

3- Havent thought about mystic seller yet

4- Yes! Forneus is the duchess of the strongest family in Narinder's kingdom and she fully supports Narinder.

5- Aquatic-folk and flying-folk would have like diffrent and stronger lungs.

Aquatic-folk can always live in both the land and in the water (most prefer land)

Flying-folk, depending on the speacies, have wings for arms (birds) or wings on their back (bees).

All of the animal-folk can cross breed and the child would strongly result with the look of one parent while having some little aspects of the other parent. (Lets think it like a beetle x dog = a fluffy beetle or a dog with beetle fangs or horns)

Even tho it is not forbidden to cross-breed, its mostly looked down upon so they arent that common.

(Hiç rahatsız olmuyorum merak etme 😌)

[pumpkinsy0]

can you pls write some hcs about curly and johnny fighting over pony’s attention and being jealous when pony favors one over the other

of course!!

•unlike the others when it comes to johnny hes more reserved on what he actually thinks about curly, if u asks johnny how he feels hes not rlly gonna say his actual feelings, if pony asks how he feels anout curly, he just goes “if he makes u happy thats fine w me” he’d say as hes NOT looking at pony

•but like hes ponys bff brah, if pony likes em, shit maybe theres something the gang aint seein that pony does, but hes not 100% on board w it

•maybe their beef started bc pony would hang out w one of em for a longish time, then drop them for a bit and hang out w the other, and it was a cycle and theyre SO tired and think its the others fault or somethin

•ANYWAYS I KNOWWWW they talk shit about each other in their different language, and pony always hears but they dont say wtf the said in english, for ponys peace of mind he assumes its something good

•when ponys going back to hang out w the other, ponys wearing or at least has SOMETHING from the other one, and they do this as a stupid tactic to get in the others head thats like “pony was hanging out w me, cry about it lol”

•ITS NOT EVEN THAT PONY FAVORS ONE OVER ANOTHER, he just prefers the other over in certain situations bc he thinks theyre better at handling it

•like w socs, pony would rather curly, not that johnny cant fight, but bc curly has better fighting skills and can fight 2 ppl at one believe it or not and he just happens to b around curly when theres trouble around most of the time, then, would rather johnny when hes feeling emotional bc johnnys just better equipped at dealing w emotions and he also just so happens to get more into his emotions when johnnys around, so on and so forth

• the real problem is they just genuinely dont see that all so much and think theyre the problem, like theyre lacking in that department or somethin, but nah, rlly just a matter of circumstance

•when curlys over at a gang hang out, sometimes johnny catches him staring at pony and so he somehow gets pony to stick with him and they both go over to dallas, extra measure so curly thinks twice on heading over to em

•johnny absolutely felt a type of way when he found out pony and curly got matching scars from that fuck ass chicken game, bc not even HIM and pony have matching scars and they r basically inseparable, what kinda bc is that, he knows its stupid but still

• when johnny and pony go to the drive in, curly sometimes pops up, and johnny and curly arent even watching the movie, pony wants snacks and they both r like “I’LLL get it pony dw” and they both get pony snacks just shaking their head bc they think they have snacks pony would like more than the others choices

•curly put his arm around pony and johnny gave that lil side eye that dogs do

•this is like the only time ponys not stopping them, hes getting free snacks, ofc hes letting them continue

•i swear they NEVER actually talk to each other, like sat down and have a convo, they just have a petty competition, at best theyve said like 10 total words to each other at some point

•ponys actually not clueless when it comes to their beef w each other, he knows how awkward and tense it us when all 3 of em r in a room together, he doesnt exactly do much to stop it cause he doesnt get HOW whats going on between them is happening, but he tries not to let it escalate

[ask-postcrash-curly]

(The dragon looks away as if checking something and looks back with a wince)

Ok Curly, i have to warn you, even if you probably wont notice it because of the delay, but in 24 h, we wont able to send more messages, we are always watching though, we will be there the second it ends ok?

I honestly dont know how to help you believe me, I cannot find any suitable examples without traumatizing you more

If you take his co-pilot permits, and he tries something, im assuming that the system would tell you right? And if its registered you could THEN lock him up something, maybe in cargo, there wont be any legal problems then since you can prove it

But if you still dont want to in case he goes for a weapon directly instead of crashing the ship...ok technically this would only work in a time travel scenario, aka, if you knew what was going to happen, but basically, brace yourself for what he said when you two were near the cockpit that caused you to dissociate, for what im assuming is 30 minutes and stop him, basically doing this: https://youtube.com/shorts/ygIhdTWJtyU?si=gj3NtxJSXD2TQnIx

...I was actually trying to find an excuse to show you that

Anyways, the reason why i said this would only work in a time travel situation, its because, while i know that you snapped out of disassociations before, and i believe you, every disassociation is different

I had many when i was small, specially in school, bullying would do that, anyways, i had them mostly controlled by a point, i could more or less snap out of it, but one day, i was in another school, another class, and these two girls started making fun of me for "not doing the work", i technically did, but thats not the point, the point is that while tehir moking only lasted for a couple seconds, barely a minute, I found myself disassociating really hard, so hard that i missed all of Physics class, it was really scary, losing myself like that for a moment

My point is, disassociations vary, and a few good aimed words can make you disassociate for hours, with no way to get back to reality

And curly, there is no different way, you were not his keeper, you were his friend, and superior, and he should have obeyed you with no question

If you keep at this, im bringing out the big guns, and they arent exactly delicate, and you may want to strangle me xdd

Honestly? Good that you didn't, you wouldn't have been the devil if you did, i dont get why people were lwcturing you so much about it though

I wasn't trying to make you look like a saint, i just meant that you wouldn't have said that after learning about the SA, or that you wouldn't have forgot so easily about it, knowing you as i have now, after a good couple months? I think that if you had said it, it would have been awkward as all hell, but over time it would have been something to laugh about between the two of you, i do apologize here, I am not the best at explaining...anything really

(The dragon looks worried)

I...fine, i trust you and if you say that you can handle it, i will show it to you, but not without doing it first, the other have done so, im a little out of practice, so it may appear muddy or blurry

(The dragon suddenly appears in the room, you get the sense that its making themselves way smaller than it normally is, what was once as big as a small house, its now the size of a large dog. it doesn't have scales but fur that appears purplish, yet you cant exactly tell, it has two large, standard horns on the top of their head, and two wings, yet you cant exactly tell what kind, they keep flickering in and out of existence as if deattached of the rest of the dragon

It move slowly, as if not to scare you, and slowly gets up on the bed, putting a paw on top of you slowly, checking for any sign of pain, after finding none, they slowly get on top of you, deep blue eyes staring deeply into you)

I do not want you having a panic attack on me, im doing this so you have something nore to focus on than these images, thankfully, it doesn't have any blood, im also feeding two birds in one hand and showing both your other daft self that didnt ask questions about why Anya needed conception pills and also showing you Anya post crash, that way you don't see this more than necessary, take a deep breath, and here

https://www.tumblr.com/omagpies/773216063379865600/roleswap-au-a-aspect-of-this-universe-that-im?source=share

I honestly don't know if you are panicking, take deep breaths if you are, and focus on me ok?

So you can focus on another thing immediately after, do you want to see the musical? If so, do you want me to go saga per saga or song per song?

And finally, and because we are going offline for a bit, I cannot not do that little trend

You would be an injured stray cat (not kitten, don't want to infantilize you)

(The dragon chuckles and curls in your chest again)

I'll assume I won't notice it, then. Anyway, if you do disappear, you've never been gone longer than a couple hours... I'll power through. Can't be worse than— Nope, not ready to joke about that one. Moving on.

...Well, that much I'd like to avoid.

The alarms would start going off. But even when I was right outside the cockpit, that wasn't enough warning to stop the crash. Those alarms are meant to warn of a possible crash thanks to autopilot failure. Not an immediate one due to intentional sabotage. Can't rely on that to protect us.

Thirty—? Nope, couldn't have been that long. I'd guess, uh... it was around ten minutes, give or take, between when he left me and when the alarms started. And— and if I couldn't stop him in time, if I froze up... Hah. I like this one. I like the stupid design they give the ship and the dumb little loop.

I'm sorry that happened to you. Kids can be right pricks. And that's... That's rough.

I should be stronger than that. If a few words are enough to knock my mind out, I had no business ever flying a ship. Don't argue— I'm not being self-deprecating. This is plain logic.

But I knew him, I knew he wouldn't have, and it's not as if I gave him orders in the first place! Should have obeyed without— Please. There was more I could have done. i didn't. And that's that. You won't convince me otherwise.

...What does that mean?

I don't think they were, uh... I did ask why it was a bad thing to say. They were just responding to my question.

Okay. Good to know. I don't think we'd be laughing though. You're... you're fine.

Thank you... Oh, hey, you're different now. Hello. What're you doing? I can't feel that, y'know. You don't have to worry about hurting me. ...Hi. Hah. This is new.

...Okay. Okay. I'm ready.

...

Nn... nope. Not panicking. Just, uh, just trying not to cry! Hahah! A-anya— She shouldn't— Did she lose both her eyes— Is she— Was that— The baby, or— Miscarriage? She miscarried a while after the crash here and she wasn't the one caught in it here oh fuck she shouldn't— Anya shouldn't— It's not fair it's supposed to be me she shouldn't— She looks so small. Oh God, does this mean he— does this mean he hit her? I— I don't—

D-deep breaths. It's— I can't fucking— Okay. Okay.

I don't know. I don't know, sorry.

Thank you.

...

I need to see her I need to know she's okay please I don't want to be alone here anymore I need to see them please

[avatarkurukdefender]

Think its time to let Tumblr know about the blorbo who has invaded my brain and refuses to leave

So you know Avatar Gun? The avatar that briefly appeared Yangchen's books and absolutely despised humanity

Well now this fucker had invaded my thoughts, refused to leave and I ended up developing an entire backstory for a character that doesnt even have a physical appearance

Anyways :3

Avatar Gun, a waterbender from the Southern Water Tribe. The avatar with the second shortest lifespan (died at 47) and the only avatar to die by *suicide*

Unlike most of the other avatars, they were not at all a bending prodigy, in fact they really really sucked at bending even their native element (also they are now nonbinary because I refuse to believe *every* avatar in existence was cisgender and Im nonbinary so I do what I want >:3)

By the time they were discovered to be the avatar at 14 (which was by pure accident when they accidently *earthbent* to save their mother from a pack of polar bear dogs) they had barely even got the absolute *basics* of waterbending somewhat mastered.

So imagine their horror when they learn they have to master *three more elements* on top of waterbending.

They eventually left the South Pole and headed to Omashu to learn Earthbending. (While not having even gotten decent at waterbending) They thought *waterbending* was difficult? Earthbending was so much *harder*

Which unfortunately meant they're earthbending teacher quickly got fed up by their lack of progress and quit, telling them to find someone else. Unable to find an earthbending teacher with enough patience, Gun moved on to firebending. Thankfully they picked up firebending surprisingly quick (it was still not *great* but it was better than the other two elements) quick enough to boost their confidence enough to journey to the Northern Air Temple to learn Air Bending

Too bad they never made it to the northern air temple given that their ship got ship wrecked in a heavy storm and they ended up stranded in a random earth kingdom forest

A random forest that was *far* from any earth kingdom settlements, meaning they were on their own for awhile.

Might as well use this time to try and actually learn waterbending and earthbending

But it was even harder to learn without a teacher guiding them through every moment, correcting their many mistakes.

It didnt take long for them to completely strain themself to the point that their injuries from the shipwreck which were still very much healing got reopened and infected. They ended up passing out after completely exerting themself in a fit of frustration at how terrible they were at bending when it should've been *so easy!* They were the *avatar* for crying out loud!

They woke up under a large tent, a sky bison loudly snoring outside, fresh clean bandages wrapped around their wounds and a camp fire crackling nearby. Sitting next to them was an old Air Nomad Nun, the person who nursed their dumbass self back to health.

That nun will become their airbending teacher, and the only teacher with enough patience and kindness to not get upset when they struggle to learn how to bend.

In fact the nun will also help them finally get the hang of earth and waterbending, despite not being able to bend those elements herself. (Adoptive Grandma acquired)

Eventually when they are in their early twenties and have the four elements at least *somewhat* mastered (surprisingly, water is still they're weakest element despite being a waterbender, but earth is a close second) They make themself known as the avatar and immediately regret it.

Because as the years go by they slowly resent humanity more and more.

They expect them to solve a million problems at once. Solve one dispute and fifty more replace it, prevent a civil war and some ruler demands they stop a peasant uprising (regardless if they arent even on the same *continent* as the ruler and the kingdom)

Much like Yangchen they had so *much* to deal with at once. They barely even had time to *think* much less time to sleep

But eventually fate was kind to the overworked, stressed out, avatar because they eventually met and befriended their *only* friend after their nun mentor's death, a half earth kingdom, half water tribe man named Mesose. (Because he had to look similar enough to Kavik for Gun to mistake Kavik for him)

The two instantly became close friends after they were both kidnapped by pirates and escaped together.

Mesose was one of *few* people that didn't expect Gun to move mountains or do the impossible, in fact one of the few people that saw Gun as a *person* and not a miracle worker, a tool, or even a weapon.

Those two dorks were so gay for each other and so in love it was a damn miracle that everyone was so dense to call them just close friends.

They lived together, traveled the world together, practically never left the other's side for *twelve years*

Mesose wrote so *so* many poems about Gun that were for their eyes only, some managed to even survive (Stuff like "I could have all the stars in the night sky but I rather have you, they are meaningless without you." Obviously much more flowery and more poemy than that) Yeah these two were practically married and if the world had been more accepting they absolutely would've been

Unfortunately that wonderful romance died when Mesose died at 44 during the Tsunami.

The Tsunami Gun couldn't control because even at 42 *water was still their weakest element*

Mesose's death *broke* them, broke them harder than the selfishness of the world ever could've. They full on disappeared from the world, completely ignoring their duties because they were just *done*

They had given *everything* to serve the world and the world still demanded more of them, even taking away the only good thing in their life *their only reason to even get up in the morning*

They slipped deeper and deeper into depression, into pure *hatred* for the cruel selfish world.

And so, after five years of absence, they returned to their duties.

They fixed as many problems and grievances that had piled up in their absence as they could before in the very last month of the year, they returned to the same town where Mesose died.

And decided to finally be *selfish* for once.

They had spent their life doing nothing but slaving away to the entire world.

So they went off on a furious, exhausted, bitter rant, making their grievances known. They called out the entire world on their selfishness, how they expected so much and broke him down when he couldnt possibly deliver. The very last thing they said was "I'm done, I'm so sorry my successor will be stuck as a slave dealing with your selfish entitlement for their entire life. Hopefully you all will be kinder to them than you ever were to me." And then they threw themself off the top of the nearest cliff, with the entire village watching in horror.

They landed in a ravine far below, neck and back breaking on impact with the sharp jagged boulders.

The last thing they saw were the horrified villagers rushing down to try and help them, before the faint cries of a newborn baby filled their ears. (The next time they woke up, they were standing over a baby's crib, watching the tiny little future avatar sleep soundly all wrapped up in soft warm blankets with a plush toy nearby. And all they can do is *sob* knowing that this poor sweet child is doomed to suffer just like they were.)

And I even made a design for them!

[chevelleneech]

See so i think jikook are close def that much i can say, but i dont think they are in a relationship or a serious one at that , i mean we are pretty sure that jk had teh thing with the women (which people for some reason dont agree with or say its a cosplayer , who has teh exact same hairstyle, floorplan, walls, dog, sofa and lights , mannerisms, apartment and very soon after that jk said that "saesangs are still here" , so i dont whats there to disprove over here for those relegious jikook people) and then jm has with the actress who posts his apartment pics, and all of this happened esp with jk at that period when they admitted they werent talking at all, and wouldnt have if they hadnt met, throughout ct it felt that jk was sort of anxious, bored, distracted more like it and felt was upset, all of this also points that maybe they had a fallout a major one perhaps, but now they are better bc hell they went to military together. But all of this factually also puts out that jk and jm are not dating, jk is having his fun, with prob diff people, relationships and same prob with jm. Tae was with jennie, and even rm had a long committed relationship until recently it seems from rpwp songs. so all of this people fighting over taekook vs jikook and how jk seems abusive is redundant , bc they arent in a relationship either of them. what are you thoughts about it.

You including the “Jungkook was anxious and irritated and upset” line tells me you’re a Tkkr trying to hide your hands, lol.

Jungkook may have been nervous at the start of their trip to Connecticut, because Jimin was too, as they both mentioned it’s the first time they’re hanging out after a bit of not seeing each other. But this attempt at highlighting JK only, and saying he seemed uninterested in whatever ways, has been the one thing Tkkrs clung to since the first episode, and it is baseless.

Jungkook is allowed to feel however he felt, but we also all watched the damn show. He was smiling and happy during every single episode thus far, and reiterated his joy many times over. He also said during the first episode that he wanted to keep traveling and filming with Jimin after enlistment. He wants to do it until they’re 50. Was he exaggerating? Most probably, and him being tired at some points was a given due to him being in the middle of promoting his solo work. Outside of that though, he was happy and willing to do the show.

Jungkook and Jimin traveled together because they chose to, because they wanted to. So whatever was going on behind the scenes between them, is something we will never know the full picture of. So if you don’t think they’re together, okay, but I don’t think you ever did, because I’m pretty sure you are a Tkkr anyway.

Regardless of what you ship though, smoke and mirrors are not good indicators that people are dating. Jimin and Jungkook flirt and put their mouths on one another. They choose each other over and over, so no matter the fact that there is a woman claiming to be or trying to insinuate she is Jimin’s girlfriend. Without him ever confirming that, she’s just a weirdo.

Not to mention, why would any of their actual partners post the way she does? If Park Jimin was my man, I do not need to vague post and try to show off bits and pieces of our lives to convince his fans of it. Never mind the fact that it’s his private life. So if they are together, unless Jimin is okay with her stirring shit up in the fandom and posting his house on IG… that’s not something a grown woman, who is famous adjacent herself, dating an incredibly famous person would do.

In comparison, Namjoon and his potential boyfriend situation is the near exact opposite of what that woman is or was doing. We have no idea who the man (or men) is in the pictures Namjoon himself posted. Maybe some people do, idk, but the point is, there is no way to determine who they are nor what they mean to Joon outside of fandom speculation. Yet the speculation makes sense and is believable, because Namjoon himself played into it. He wasn’t deterred by people questioning his sexuality nor relationship status, he posted a heart over a man’s face, and was posting all types of loves songs as he traveled with his family and a man. Yet when he seemingly had his heartbroken, he deleted all photos of the emoji covered man (or men), started talking shit about relationships, and posting sad queer music.

That, imo, is how I believe a relationship between any BTS member would go. Not the heartbreak, but a “quiet launch”. Tae and Jennie were even along similar lines. They unfortunately didn’t post their pictures themselves, but even in the middle of the drama, they kept seeing each other in public spaces. They just didn’t publicize their whereabouts.

So if two members of the group can seemingly date both famous and presumably non famous people, and take pictures and be seen out and about with them, why can’t Jimin? Why is his relationship shrouded in mystery, and only fueled by the woman claiming to live with him all the while he makes no move to imply there’s truth to the rumor?

If he and JK have absolutely nothing going on, why is he out here letting his girlfriend look goofy, all the while biting hickies on a man? While flirting with a man on live and asking him to get naked? While traveling with the same man, getting his ass slapped by him in bed? Enlisting in the military with said man, using a program that keeps them together the entire time?

So again, you don’t have to ship Jikook nor think anything of them, but if you’re going to pull in Taennie and Namjoon’s possible situation to use as examples of the members dating, keep it steady across the board. Jimin and Jungkook’s speculated relationships with women do not match up with Taennie nor Joon’s situation, yet Jikook does.

They travel, sight see, share meals, stay up late, take cute selfies, and cuddle up. So what makes Jikook less likely, aside from them being in the same group for a decade? Which only adds reason to why they may have had some communication issues or whatever, and needed time apart.

[frankieairobongrip]

can I have facts on my favourite shark (thresher) and my second favourite (lesser white)

i can give you shark facts any day my friend!

for thresher shark, my fav fact is that their tail makes up about 50% of their body length... boy why you so tail! but also threshers arent one species of shark they are three! (well three extant ones, there are around 13 identified extinct species) there is the pelagic thresher (Alopias pelagicus), the bigeye thresher (Alopias superciliosus) and the common thresher (Alopias vulpinus) and speaking of tails, the big upper lobe allows them to swim really fast (though they dont make it into the top 5 fastest sharks) and even cooler is they use the tail as a weapon to stun prey! their closest relatives are the families Cetorhinidae (which only contains one extant species, the basking shark, which is both the 2nd biggest shark species and the second biggest fish species) and Lamnidae (which contains the white shark, the two mako shark species, the porbeagle shark and the salmon shark)

as for lesser white shark, ive actually never heard that name before and when i google it i mostly just get arguments over the naming of the white shark (Carcharodon carcharias) which is known to the general public as the great white shark, but is just called the white shark by shark scientists because the great in the name is involved in shark fearmongering and implies that there is a "lesser" white shark which is incorrect as the white shark is the only surviving species of its genus. the other species that come up under that name is Hubbells white shark (Carcharodon hubbelli) which is extinct and the oceanic whitetip shark (Carcharhinus longmanus). this confusion over names is the exact reason why binomial nomenclature exists, there can be a lot of overlap between common names, from regional differences in what people call one species or different species being called the same thing. my fav example of this is the sandfish, which is both a name for a number of different fish species as well as a lizard species

anyways im assuming you mean the oceanic whitetip (not to be confused with the whitetip reef shark (Triaenodon obesus) or the whitetip weasel shark (Paragaleus leucolomatus)), since that species is both extant and the most simular to the white shark in behaviour and habitat out of the ones coming up. the oceanic whitetip is of the family Carcharhinidae, which is the largest shark family, with 60 identified members, and is also my personal favourite family. this family also contains the bull shark (Carcharhinus leucas), the lemon shark (Negaprion brevirostris) and my personal favourite babygirl, the blacktip reef shark (Carcharhinus melanopterus). despite being such a big family, there is surprisingly little known on their phylogenic relationships with each other besides being split into 11 genera, with over half of the species, including the oceanic whitetip, all being in the same genus. the oceanic whitetip is easily identifyable, not just because of the white tips to the fins, but also because they have unusually large fins which are very rounded, unlike most shark species whos fins are pointed. theyre a solitary species when it comes to other sharks, but they can often be found surrounded by remoras, pilot fish and other species that have mutualistic relationships with sharks. pilot fish specifically like to hang around oceanic whitetips though this is not exclusive. and of course i have to mention my fav fact about them which is theyre known colloquially as "sea dogs" because they have been known to follow ships around and have a reputation for eating shipwreck survivors! theyre one of the only shark species known to actively eat humans (most sharks take one bite and realise that theyre not food and leave) because theyre opportunists and not one to be picky

[comfycozycrossfox]

this might be a hot take but

"leave neopronoun users alone online! no one actually uses ze/zem / pup/pupself / (insert strange pronouns here) in real life anyway!"

and if ze do? what are you gonna do then? alienate a member of your community? push zem away for not being normal enough of a tranny? for embarrassing us to the cis people, who weren't gonna like us in the goddamn first place?

I'm sure it would be hard to get used to. It would probably take me a minute to get good at doing it consistently. I'm sure the person whose pronouns it is knows that and would give you grace, just like nearly every other trans person upon changing pronouns. didnt you ever learn a foreign language and have to learn the pronouns for that language? and an entirely new goddamn way to conjugate? what about all the stupid fucking slang that we're picking up and incorporating into our vocabulary constantly? can't an old dog learn new tricks to make someone feel more comfortable in their skin?

I don't know anyone that asks to be called ze/zem in person either. I'm sure I know people that would like to be, though, if ze knew anyone would actually listen.

I don't know, I just think "there arent ACTUALLY trans people that are that weird! we're actually normal and easy, we promise! we aren't complicated, we wouldn't ask you to REALLY change the way you speak for us!" is a tired speaking point. you, as a binary trans person, are not better than the pupgenders. even you, as a non-binary trans person that only uses pronouns that everyone is used to because they're easier, are not better or more valid than them.

use the pronouns that make you feel most at home in your skin-its your goddamn skin, it doesn't have to make anyone else comfortable. use other peoples' neopronouns if they ask. supporting your fellow trans person is far, far more important than being easy or appealing to cis people.