#but anyhow i can't Believe this has now happened twice lmao

[damnprecious]

If I had a nickel for every time a random kid appeared at eye-level with me when I'm sitting by my window working on a project on my computer in my first floor (not ground floor) apartment I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

[shslpunkartist]

Funny thing here is that anon is working on a silly little original story that involves God living among our world and in this story the bible has actually gotten a lot of thing wrong about them.

For starters, I actually based off their personality partially off your Keith because one) I don't think I've actually seen someone who made a God oc who is quite like your Keith before and the mere thought of all the strict religion folks learning that their Almighty Lord God's true personality is this lovable sweet dumbass leaves me in stitches. The side that everyone is more familiar with, like, God being all firm and harsh yet fair and such, well, it's more a façade they put on in order to do their God duties and such. Not to say that serious side isn't actually a part of them, it's just that one) they generally only show it when they feel the situation calls for it and two) their followers accidentally exaggerated it WAY too much when making the Bible.

Another thing, God and Lucifer are actually on good terms! They made up a few centuries after the rebellion and so Hell more a place where sinners do go but only those who are truly horrible are actually punished, and even then they too can get a chance to be forgiven! Oh it's still quite a harsh place but still pretty fair in many ways. Lucifer often goes to the human world too and they get a kick out of how some humans seem to view God as the Almighty Lord who never makes any mistake when they can still recall how back early days of the universe God wanted to make certain creatures only to accidentally create some horrible mindless abomination that is promptly met with a terrified God screaming "KILL IT WITH FIRE" then proceed to cry over the poor thing's corpse about "sorry they were and they didn't actually meet to kill it" and the angels had to spend the next couple hours coaxing them out from their sad corner lol.

Anyhow, I bring this up because I just read what the institute has done to Morgana and one) FUCK THOSE BASTARDS LIKE SERIOUSLY FUCK THEM I HOPE THEY ALL SUFFER A HORRIBLE DEATH and two) I couldn't help but imagine my God oc finding this out and lemme tell you, THEY WOULD BE SO FURIOUS that they would march right up to Heaven, barge through the institute's doors, and proceed to tell them off all for their bullshit, how they - God their lord - WOULD NEVER TOLERATE THIS NONSENSE and how DARE they even THINK they're a good example of a "proper angel" and would even say "Lucifer is a fallen angel, and yet they're still much more of a proper angel than any of you assholes!" and just the mere thought on how these assholes seem to believe they're doing everything by their Lord's Will only for that very Lord to chew them out for it sends me into tears.

And best part? Since I partially based this oc of mine on your Keith, I can't stop imagining KEITH doing this and this sends me into another laughing fit. I THINK NEARLY EVERYONE WOULD LOSE IT IF KEITH ACTUALLY WAS FREAKING GOD REBORN AS A MORTAL, LIKE, WTF /YOU'RE GOD/?! AT THE GREMLIN WHO JUST MAKES THAT CLASSICAL GREMLIN FACE OF HIS ASJKSAJK

DAMMIT NOW I'M TEMPTED TO WRITE SOMETHING BASED ON THIS LOL

How could you tell me this knowledge, especially when Keith squatting with that >:D face is on my mind at least twice a day? /lh

I'm glad to see that everyone wants to start war with Heaven (or at least with that institute). Tbh it makes me wanna figure out how my God works. Cuz I got the Lords in Hell figured out (despite never talking about them lmao), but what the fuck is up with the Lord in Heaven, and why are they letting this happen?