#but also this is my pet aesthetic ok stfu

[frogtanii]

℗ poker face

starring - miya atsumu | miya osamu | kozume kenma | kuroo tetsurō | bokuto kotarou | akaashi keiji | sugawara koushi | sawamura daichi | oikawa toorū | iwaizumi hajime | sakusa kiyoomi

summary - as an up and coming youtuber, you thought it would be beneficial to join a content house with your old childhood friend meiko, but as time went by, you realized things were not as they seemed. with only 6 months left on your contract, will your housemates finally open their eyes and see how horribly they’ve been treating you or will you leave with a heavy mind and an even heavier heart?

genre - youtuber!au, college!au, ANGST, ANGST ANGST, literally cannot warn u enough it is so much angst, tiny bit of crack, eventual fluff, eventual choose-your-man endings, enemies to lovers type beat, reverse harem

warnings - TW ATTEMPTED SEXUAL A*SAULT AND ATTEMPTED MURDER, hi yes ANGST, manipulation (not by you to the boys or the boys to you), ur faves are rlly mean at first, swearing, drinking, just everyone sucks but you & atsumu lol, minimal fluff, not soft at first (it takes a minute)

taglist - CLOSED!

status - on hiatus!

profiles 01 || profiles 02

i. lol who asked

ii. not the tyra slander

iii. a crack in the facade

iv. movie night :/

v. evidence. please.

vi. too attached

vii. not helpful

viii. vacation!!!!!

ix. shattered

x. ick

xi. come quick

xii. tell me everything

xiii. talking it out

xiv. k fuck you meiko

xv. cigarettes and tears (tw sexual assault‼️)

xvi. whenever you’re ready

xvii. charmed

xviii. but... why?

xix. try, for him

xx. alone time :)

→ missing screenshots from xx ;-;

xxi. actual murder

xxii. a boy worth fighting for

xxiii. exiled

xxiv. stfu, jesus

xxv. insecurities :(

xxvi. a gift, truly

xxvii. did a number on you,,

xxviii. the yn project

xxix. you are loved :)

xxx. literally shut up iwaizumi

xxxi. walk for me, serve

xxxii. god speed your love to me

xxxiii. ‘bunched panties’

xxxiv. take care of yourself, iwaizumi-san

xxxv. so... this is it

xxxvi. brand new manager-chan

xxxvii. investigation: start!

xxxviii. whatever it takes

xxxix. she’ll be okay

xl. get in losers, we’re going shopping

xli. disruption

xlii. be better

xliii. what you deserve

xliv. ok, go off queen

xlv. intermission

xlvi. can we talk?

xlvii. lemme see the drip

xlviii. frozen

xlix. the least he could do

l. let me be here for you

li. the doctor and the asshole

lii. change for the better

liii. that’s a lil sus

liv. limo karaoke

lv. one way or another

lvi. stress pets

lvii. deflection

lviii. it’s over

lix. not like this

lx. i’ll be just fine

endings!!

miya atsumu - me and my husband

kozume kenma - home

bonus content! below the cut :)

what everyone does (like their content lol)

official room aesthetics!! (also by me ahaha)

much better floor plans lmfao (by @/vixisti)

kenma dripped down (by @/anythingremotelynice)

finished bokuto!!! (by @/tadaimari)

wind nonnie’s love letter to yn <3

memorableminds meme dumps one & two

rated e’s fanart baddie fit & swimsuit

hehe funny meme submission (by @/anarchybaby)

meme dump!! (by @/justanother2dsimp)

tsumu’s dinner fit (by @/peachiikichu)

tsumu lookin FINE (by @/anythingremotelynice)

masc poker face fits by @/halethemenace one

the boys’ dinner fits (by @/moooonyyy)

kuroo’s beach fit (by @/aozorasannn)

hehe meme dump!!! (by @/sakusasonlywife)

omi’s dinner fit (by @/tsukkiholicc)

bo && yn (by @/a-mi-nion)

kenma’s beach fit (by @/chocolatiernerd)

tsumu cleaning mc’s wounds (by @/kiwibirbs-library)

sakusa cleaning mc’s wounds (by @/anythingremotelynice)

sakusa & mc drabble (by chai anon ((SO GOOD)))

cherry wine cover (by @/toshis-switch)

akaashi drawing!! (by @/a-mi-nion)

mostly atsumu memes!! (by @/attentionwhoreuwu)

atsumu n yn meeting drabble (by strawberry mochi)

sakusa limo ride drabble (by chai anon ((STUNNING))

oiks n yn drabble (by chai anon ((EMOTIONAL ;-;))

fight for me animatic (by @/lausterdomyamong) ((INCREDIBLE OMFG I LOVE YOU))

sims house stuff!! (by @/liferuinedby5idiotsand1genius)

suga hiding (by @/a-mi-nion)

pov: ur meiko (by @/lausterdomyamong)

tsumu n samu angst drabble (by noah anon (beauty))

[silentauroriamthereal]

Thank you @thepersianslipper (it won’t let me tag you??) for tagging me! (I just did one of these, but his one has slightly different questions, so here you go!) 

Rules: answer these questions then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better! Whatevs, you’re all tagged. Bam! 

• Nickname: SA

• Zodiac: Capricorn, like my beloved Sherlock

• Height: 5′4″ (stfu, I’m a hobbit, ok)

• Time: 9:34pm

• Favorite band/singer: I don’t really do pop music

• Song stuck in my head: none, happily

• Last movie I saw: Captain America: Civil War (not for the first time!)

• Other blogs: Actually, I do have another blog, on eating keto, intermittent fasting, and various other health and weight-related issues. If you’re interested, PM me. It’s not here on tumblr. 

• Last thing I googled: “interestesting duvet covers”

• Do I get asks: Not often, though @i-want-to-pet-your-dog has been sending some intriguing ones of late! 

Why did I choose this username: I chose “SilentAuror” way back in 2002 or 2003 for the Harry Potter fandom and when I came back into fandom life in general in 2013, I figured I might as well keep the same name, especially if there were HP folk that I knew now also in the Sherlock fandom (and there were!). When I joined tumblr five years ago, the name “silentauror” had already been taken (rude!), so I adapted it based on Benedict’s “I’m the real” sign back in the day. 

• Following: I honestly don’t know. Thousands, since I follow everyone back and only remove people selectively now and then. :P 

• Average amount of sleep: 5-6 hours, though frequently less :/

• Lucky number: My favourite number is 8

• What I’m wearing: Black tights with white palm trees on them and a black cami (it’s fucking HOT here)

• Dream job: Stay-at-home fic writer

• Dream trip: I don’t even remember what I said the last time I did this meme. Right now... let’s go with Bora Bora. 

• Fave food: Sushi, though Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Korean are all up there, too. Non-North American cuisine, basically. :P

• Play any instruments: Well, I’m a professional singer, so I guess you could say that I “play” my voice. I also play piano, have occasionally dabbled in flute and organ. Can make decent noises on stringed things like cellos and violins, but know very little about actually playing them. (My violin technique info for Sonatina in G Minor came from my bff, who is a professional violinist!) 

• Eye colour: Green or blue, depending on my mood. Sometimes they’ll change mid-sentence as my mood does! They’re more often green than blue, though. 

• Hair colour: Gold-y blond, fine, wavy/curly (depends how humid it is, lol). I used to straighten it all the time, but when I moved out east it was just too damned humid to hold it, so I relented and let it be the way it wanted to be. There’s an amusing parallel there about forcing things to be straight... 

• Describe yourself as aesthetic things: Walking slowly through a grove of brilliantly red maples in autumn. A very large cup of Earl Grey with milk. Pronouncing Czech village names from the train along the Vltava river. Watching a thunderstorm at 2am with the window open. Bakudan maki. Making soup from scratch without a recipe. Taking pictures of the sun. 

• Languages you speak: English, French, some German (I’ve forgotten a lot but it comes back when I’m in Germany or with Germans), little bits and pieces of Italian, Arabic, Spanish, Russian. 

• Most iconic song: Brünnhilde’s Immolation (lol)

• Random fact: Most people tend to think that I’m an extrovert because I’m a performer, teacher, choral conductor, feel fine standing in front of a large group of people and telling them what to do, whether it’s teaching kids how to ride horses, doing vocal warm-ups with a big choir, teaching ESL in French, etc, but the fact is that I’m secretly an introvert. It’s why I don’t really listen to music; I get enough of that when I’m in work-mode. When I’m at home, I like it silent. :)