#but also thats a whole nother site so like. you don't have to tell me about stuff on there unless nothing else works

[tallovines]

JOY AND MUCH MERRIMENT,

FROM BEAUTIFUL NÁLÆGT, ICELAND!

—

"Hello, Viness!! :D

FemboyBright invented a dildo gun and won't stop terrorizing people with it so now I have to tell him to stop wearing prostitution clothing AND to stop terrorizing people with a dildo gun.

WiseBright, my dearest, and the one native to this timeline, for the love of him, WILL NOT STOP GIVING PEOPLE RAW ELEMENTS AS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. I'VE HAD TO SEND 28 INTERNS TO REYKJAVÍK BECAUSE OF THAT?? ☹️

Oh, and of course!! Everyone else! Y'know, it's weird! I'd expect to know you somehow, but I guess not! I've filed quite literally every single person, Site-61 or not, and their Personnel File, updates included, and yet.. not once have I heard of you, Mr. Vines! I suppose some people just exist and are locked to specific timelines? A fascinating study that would be! ..GETTING OFF TOPIC IN WRITING, SOMEHOW. SORRY!!

Clef and Kondraki rounded Cimmerian, Iceberg, Glass.. basically anybody on The Notable Persons List to an 'SCP Speed Dating 2' in The Library of Records. Unauthorized. Using SCPs of Site-61 permitted either as personnel or for roaming access. I immediately shut it down because besides the first one already being an atrocity, it started to lure Liddy Doves (trust me, I could fill THREE entire messages about that woman... long story short, she runs a GoI that makes SCPs based around romance, lust, and the concepts of love for the purposes of creating marriages from their products.) who would've gladly sponsored the event and then held a wedding for the "winners" after the fact.

I love my personnel, but seriously? It's the week before Christmas. They can't behave themselves? Truly? I suppose when you work on a Site that Dr. Wondertainment himself frequents, you just aren't normal from the second you sign off on the Reassignment Form.

Ah well.. waiting to hear back from you! I'm sure your timeline, and Talloran! (Oh, do say hi to your Talloran! I would say hi to mine, however he's quite the shut-off towards me! Apparently my situation reminds him too akin of what has happened to him, or something along those lines? Hm!) Do say hello to him for me! :D"

- Sincerely (and now covered in glitter glue because I wrote this while watching over SCP-053 (don't ask. I.. don't know how it works either.) and she wanted to "write to whatever you're writing for!! :D", so.. ignore the decorations at the end of this message, will you?), your pen-pal from a timeline much more absurd than yours, Site-61 Director Benjamin Oliver Walker.

🌸 🦄 G 🩷🩷AY

🙂 👼 peple ⭐️

🦄🌸🦄🌸🦄🩷🌸🩷⭐️🩷⭐️🩷⭐️🩷⭐️

TO: waekr friend 🧚‍♀️

FROM: ✨me ✨

hallo ! errr... greetings from the sonoran desert ? sorry i dont really know how to greet these dang letters !!! but i hope the seasons been treating you well ^___^;

femboy- wha... pardon who ? he WHAT ...? gosh where do i even begin to unpack this... would i even WANT to do that ???

ah well... 'nother bright ? well geez... i know you like him ? i think ? but id actually like to get to know 'm ! im not really familiar with the a lot of the scp personnel ahahaha... sounds like a funny guy tho ! i wouldnt complain if i got an element for christmas those thingies are coool :D

ouh also well, wowza... thats so strange :< i dont like... 100% understand your whole... errr... timeline thingies... but wouldnt you expect me to be there at least one other tiiime ? ehhh whatever maybe ill be the first one you meet and then you can meet more ! teeeheee

ouhhh WAOHHH… i dont really know those other people,,, but ive heard of kondraki ? maaaybehaps ? wanted to meet him ! but thats sososo ? i wanted to say cool buuut i dont know if its really appropriate ? how do people even come up with these things... speed dating in a place like this ? i knowww different sites are different but its the foundation is it not ? they trying to date anomalies or what :< ?

i mean id be a little interested in something like that ? a tiny bit ? a small amount ? uhhh errr... who said that ! was just small curiosity is alll !!! aaahahaha... i dont take interest in anyone.

WELL ! ummm well errr… ahah… site 61 sure does sound silly !!! i’ll say hai to james for ya�� :3

(pspsps please tell 053 she’s very sweet even tho i don’t understand… what she’s trying to tell me)

-researcher violet vervain vines :D

[subdued-moderation]

Using, merging, and twisting different way of speaking is how I speak- Yo, howdy, ey’ there, how’s it going- you get the gist, I’m sure. People enjoy having someone that’s able to match what they say, of course, since I rather add at least a bit of personality to myself, I do have a habit of adding a little saucy spice to my words when I wish. Usually something that’ll make them stop for a second to jog up their noggin to figure out what I just uttered out.

You likely won’t die anytime soon, even with the chips in that suit of armor ya’ got. Clearly well-made, even to my completely untrained eyes. Heh, well, I guess it have to be well-made if it wishes to keep you alive. No telling what sort of hijinks your behind would get into.

Mhm, got ‘nother pop question for you… well, when I think of on- ah, wait, one just… popped in right now, Heh.

You ever learnt anything else beside fighting? Tracking? Maybe sculpting? Cooking? Anything really- perhaps even a bit about that fancy-dancy water manipulation you got?

(I’m just a newcomer trying to get a grasp of the site. Trying to figure out how rps work here, get some icons for a character I got in mind, and see the people that write these characters… also still struggling to get a grasp on the site’s mechanics-)

"...I see."

...Yeah, no, thats literally all he can respond with to that whole first bit.

"'Hijinks' is an odd word to choose. I am given assignments from my...Father, and I complete them. Any other trouble finds me."

"For other skills...Cooking is something i'm competent at. I've been told that my meals are perfectly seasoned and cooked evenly.

"Swimming is something i'm naturally good at. It's part of being Temperance. So is singing...I don't take requests. I know a few things about sailing a galleon...

"Tracking and hunting...Some various minor competencies that i've happened to pick up..."

He pauses a moment, clearing his throat and looking away, speaking a little quietly.

"...Miniatures. Or, rather, scale models. Of landscapes. Buildings. Sometimes ships in bottles...That kind of thing."

[pepperpixel]

oh hey also. i’ve been meaning to make a post about this for awhile but i just kept forgetting to. if you guys ever post something and you @ me in it, and i don’t respond to it at all. like, like, reblog or anything. thats because i didn’t see it. i’m not on tumblr as much as i used to be. i only get on like once or twice a week at most. and my notifications move really fast. so. it’s really easy for me to just totally miss when people @ me.

so, if you have posted something and i haven’t responded to it. please, please, send me a message linking it to me and telling me about it! i really want to see everything people draw for me, or that’s inspired by me, i want to see your stuff! i hate it when i discover somebodies post @ -ing me like. months after it was posted. i feel terrible! please send me your stuff you want me to see if i don’t respond to it! it’s really easy for me to miss stuff like that, but i love to see people being inspired by me! its like the most touching thing ever. pls don’t feel shy or think i just didn’t care. legit every time i see a post like that i freak out with sheer love and gratitude. so pls don’t be afraid to send me your stuff that you want me to see! because! i would like to see it!

anyway! thanks for listening this has been a psa post about @ ‘s. and how they suck at actually getting ppls attention. pls just use the messenger to show me stuff.