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babygirlgiles · 9 months ago

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I said “yeah that’s what they do to me at work, they lock me in the basement and then toss little miniDVs and other obsolete digital storage media down to me” and he said “that sounds kinda sad” and then I said “no it’s great it’s how I get enrichment in my enclosure” and then he made out with me sloppy style so I’m happy to report love is real guys

#hashtag love wins #first time I've ever been with a blond guy gotta admit it feels sort of like a betrayal of my principles #but also he's a priest and wants to hit bc I'm a silly goofy little guy and now I'm daydreaming about being a preacher's wife but gay #he saw my enormous Rupert Giles poster and I told him about my recent Floor Soup Incident and he still thought I'm hot so.#big win for elliott babygirlgiles #I closed the door revealing the enormous rupert and he made direct eye contact with rupert with a questioning look on his face #and I was thinking well fuck I really didn’t consider the rammies or the enormous rupert and then he just pulled me in for another kiss

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