#but alfred just saw his great grandkid EAT A ROCK
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Peter chews hard candy like they're soft much to the horror of everyone else. I just know a jawbreaker hates to see him coming.
i have been trying to figure out for this entire fic when i could have peter biting metal or a jaw breaker or something because it's so fucking funny to imagine peter mid conversation with someone and he pops a jawbreaker into his mouth and bites down and it crunches and the person stands there in horror thinking "this kid doesn't know about jawbreakers and he just broke his teeth holy fuck... wait a fucking minute."
#it's tim i picture this happening to#peter starts pretending he eats screws and rocks#tim can't tell if he's joking or not#peter continuously doing this as a bit for the rest of his life just to stress tim out#no one believes that peter is eating rocks until alfred walks in on him tormenting tim (affectionately)#and the entire manor hears british shouting#bruce freezes in a war flashback to the rare timed alfred had yelled at HIM as a kid#which he has not heard since then#but alfred just saw his great grandkid EAT A ROCK#that being his final straw would kill me#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#peter parker#leap of faith catch me if you can#thank you for the ask!
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