#but after going through ezio's memories for a bit he becomes so judgy
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So Altair hates being on the ground. He is just more comfortable running across rooftops or crouching on the rafters. He just enjoys being up high and also being away from everyone else.
Well, Desmond ends up inheriting this through the bleeding effect. And it has some funny results.
Almost everyone (except for probably Bill) has at least one picture of Desmond sitting up somewhere high and staring everyone down like a judgemental cat. He doesn't even mean to do it. It's just a mix of Ezio being really judgy and Altair's people watching habits combining to cause him to sit on top of the fridge glaring at everyone.
But also, if his feet are dangling, he will swing them back and forth, and Rebecca has her lock screen set as a zoomed in picture of Desmond sitting on the rafters staring down at the ground while swinging his feet and he looks so tiny in the picture and she has it captioned "the last hope for the assassins everyone."
#bleeding effect but make it silly#desmond isnt reslly naturally judgmental#on account of him being a bartender#but after going through ezio's memories for a bit he becomes so judgy#like he can clock someones shitty behavior from a mile away#but i love feral climber desmond#its my favorite hc#is it because i also do this#....yeah#assassin's creed#desmond miles#silly desmond#desmond#altair ibn la'ahad
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